FabSwingers.com forum: You know what annoys me

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When cafes put cheap brown sauce in a hp bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you still use it if you knew it was cheap sauce?

I always think cheap sauce is better than no sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Triangle toast

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

No decorum darling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you still use it if you knew it was cheap sauce?

I always think cheap sauce is better than no sauce. "

No I only really like hp brown sauce. The rest are always less spicy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When cafes put cheap brown sauce in a hp bottle "

I can't think of anything worse than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Triangle toast"

Say what?

Triangle toast tastes way better than poxy rectangles

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Squirty cream used to top an Irish coffee - that's just not right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you still use it if you knew it was cheap sauce?

I always think cheap sauce is better than no sauce. "
no way! Its either hp brown sauce or nothing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My ex once bought me Tescos own Ketchup instead of Heinz. Needless to add , we arent together anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeezing paste tubes in the middle!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When women leave the toilet seat down,just means us blokes have to lift it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squirty cream used to top an Irish coffee - that's just not right

That is absolutely not right!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When women leave the toilet seat down,just means us blokes have to lift it up

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Here Here

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When people ask me if I'd like a glass of champagne then get a bottle of prosecco out of the fridge that they opened two days ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would settle for any brown sauce when I am out, had 3 takeaways on a recent holiday and none of the places had any brown sauce at all. I had to settle for mayo as I hate tomato sauce xx

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

When you're trying to swim and there's people just talking at the end of the lane just getting in the way.

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By *ugga MannMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

"When you're trying to swim and there's people just talking at the end of the lane just getting in the way.

Also when they are really slow swimmers and not in one of the slow lanes!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"When you're trying to swim and there's people just talking at the end of the lane just getting in the way.

Yes, why do they do that. If you want to talk you don't need to be up to your neck in water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people ask me if I'd like a glass of champagne then get a bottle of prosecco out of the fridge that they opened two days ago.

Pomagne. Remember that?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"When people ask me if I'd like a glass of champagne then get a bottle of prosecco out of the fridge that they opened two days ago.

Pomagne. Remember that?"

Yes! Blimey I wonder if it's still available

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

When I'm in a swimming pool trying to have a chat and people swimming keep splashing me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"When I'm in a swimming pool trying to have a chat and people swimming keep splashing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving a single pack of crisps in a multi pack!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're trying to swim and there's people just talking at the end of the lane just getting in the way.

I hate slow swimmers in front of me, they always set of just before me, knowing quite well I'm faster than them..... Pool etiquette!!! Common sense!!!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"When you're trying to swim and there's people just talking at the end of the lane just getting in the way.

I hate slow swimmers in front of me, they always set of just before me, knowing quite well I'm faster than them..... Pool etiquette!!! Common sense!!! "

Or when you have 7 swimming lanes and the alpha male decides to dive into your lane. You think bloody hell here we go ....or when you have to keep deleting on a thread..sorry about that. I'll see myself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people don’t use their bloody indicators at roundabouts,I’m not a mind reader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're trying to swim and there's people just talking at the end of the lane just getting in the way.

I hate slow swimmers in front of me, they always set of just before me, knowing quite well I'm faster than them..... Pool etiquette!!! Common sense!!!

Yeah sort that out woman!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When people don’t use their bloody indicators at roundabouts,I’m not a mind reader "
BMW drivers

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

"Triangle toast

Say what?

Triangle toast tastes way better than poxy rectangles "

Surely you mean oblongs sir???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomato sauce on bacon butties!! Wtf is all that about, disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats the best bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Triangle toast

Say what?

Triangle toast tastes way better than poxy rectangles "
but crap for making a sandwich of the fry up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seagulls. Smug bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people don’t use their bloody indicators at roundabouts,I’m not a mind reader BMW drivers "
and Audi and Mercedes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a woman shits the bed and rolls it out with her foot,like I didn't notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bee stings on the eyeballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a woman shits the bed and rolls it out with her foot,like I didn't notice

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lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squirty cream used to top an Irish coffee - that's just not right

This! Squirty cream is gross full stop. It's so easy to get a lovely cream layer on a liquour coffee too

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"When women leave the toilet seat down,just means us blokes have to lift it up

Exactly, I never understood why down is considered the default for toilet seats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you still use it if you knew it was cheap sauce?

I always think cheap sauce is better than no sauce. "

I'd not it's the same with fake ketchup in a Heinz bottle...red like jam

I'd go without rather than spoil my food, as well I know some would say ketchup would anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When women leave the toilet seat down,just means us blokes have to lift it up

Exactly, I never understood why down is considered the default for toilet seats. "

If the lids closed, it's everyone's issue then, gender fluid loo seats

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"When women leave the toilet seat down,just means us blokes have to lift it up

Exactly, I never understood why down is considered the default for toilet seats.

If the lids closed, it's everyone's issue then, gender fluid loo seats

I think fluid on the loo seats is the issue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The youth of today the little b’stards now I feel like victor meldrew

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

..... Being completely played by cruel people who pretend they want exactly the same as you but really just want to find out just how stupid, soft and gullible you are!

Turns out I’m off the scale in all three!

Just totally clueless as to what people get out of it!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"When women leave the toilet seat down,just means us blokes have to lift it up

Exactly, I never understood why down is considered the default for toilet seats. "

Germs, that’s why

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"When women leave the toilet seat down,just means us blokes have to lift it up

Exactly, I never understood why down is considered the default for toilet seats.

Germs, that’s why

Exactly! Seat and lid down, especially if it’s near the sink where toothbrushes and face cloths are.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"When women leave the toilet seat down,just means us blokes have to lift it up

Exactly, I never understood why down is considered the default for toilet seats.

Germs, that’s why

Exactly! Seat and lid down, especially if it’s near the sink where toothbrushes and face cloths are. "

All those airborne germs *shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just cant use them when im about to eat.. just thinking how many people have touched the bottle.

Im all on the sachet hype

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By *ugga MannMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

"When people don’t use their bloody indicators at roundabouts,I’m not a mind reader BMW drivers and Audi and Mercedes "

So basically, the driver of any car you can’t afford ...!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"When people don’t use their bloody indicators at roundabouts,I’m not a mind reader BMW drivers and Audi and Mercedes

So basically, the driver of any car you can’t afford ...!!!"

No...it seems that the BMW Audi and Merc drivers can't afford indicator bulbs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

When I..man and my partner..lady are in a club ..and another man comes over and asks me if he can touch my lady friend...not the lady directly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When women leave the toilet seat down,just means us blokes have to lift it up

Exactly, I never understood why down is considered the default for toilet seats.

Germs, that’s why

Exactly! Seat and lid down, especially if it’s near the sink where toothbrushes and face cloths are. "

I'm sure some have had worse in their mouths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Triangle toast

Say what?

Triangle toast tastes way better than poxy rectangles "

Leave the toast alone

I don't like it cut at all!

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

A full english breakfast and the beans come in a little pot. NO NO NO get them beans on my plate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People ordering anything and saying ‘can I get this, can I get that’! No you fucking can’t dumb arse! Why the obsession to sound like a yank, and a dumb one at that? Maybe one day the person behind the counter might just say ‘yeah, go on then, go get it’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who chew loudly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What annoys me most in cafes etc is disgusting lids to the sauce bottles, the dried on crap that had been festering for weeks! And dirty salt and pepper pots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who moan about stuff that annoys them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When women leave the toilet seat down,just means us blokes have to lift it up

Exactly, I never understood why down is considered the default for toilet seats.

Germs, that’s why

Exactly! Seat and lid down, especially if it’s near the sink where toothbrushes and face cloths are.

I'm sure some have had worse in their mouths

Stops you accidently dropping your toothbrush down the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When women leave the toilet seat down,just means us blokes have to lift it up

Exactly, I never understood why down is considered the default for toilet seats.

Germs, that’s why

Exactly! Seat and lid down, especially if it’s near the sink where toothbrushes and face cloths are.

I'm sure some have had worse in their mouths

Stops you accidently dropping your toothbrush down the toilet.

*accidentally.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

The stupid pots of milk you get in hotels. Everyone uses at least 2 so why not make them twice as big????

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"When you're trying to swim and there's people just talking at the end of the lane just getting in the way.

I’m with you on that one, usually find it’s the aqua aerobics team waiting for their class and usually supporting full make up and hair done lol also don’t like the guy at the end resting on the side with his arms spread wide taking up the room of three...grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people don’t use their bloody indicators at roundabouts,I’m not a mind reader BMW drivers and Audi and Mercedes

So basically, the driver of any car you can’t afford ...!!!

No...it seems that the BMW Audi and Merc drivers can't afford indicator bulbs"

I'm sure it is an free optional extra . They just say no to having them added .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What annoys me most in cafes etc is disgusting lids to the sauce bottles, the dried on crap that had been festering for weeks! And dirty salt and pepper pots!"
I'm with you on this I wont use them

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