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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please help..

Nice quiet night planned.. bra off.. stretchy pants on.. chilling out with my mutts in blissful silence.. then BOOM... 81lexi rocks up at my door requiring entertaining..

I'd love to be the entertainment but quite frankly I can't be arsed..

Will sell for a bottle of gin or best offer..

Whatcha got?!?!?!?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Don't open the door hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, naked and some baby oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't open the door hide

Too late she's already in.. plus the other morning was shouting through my letterbox...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s 81lexi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me, naked and some baby oil

Hoovering?!?! 2 birds one stone..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me, naked and some baby oil

Hoovering?!?! 2 birds one stone.. "

Hoover would be very hard to use covered in baby oil

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Don't open the door hide

Too late she's already in.. plus the other morning was shouting through my letterbox...

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Oh no say you have a headache and want to sleep

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Does it have to be posh gin or will Sainsbury's Basic be good enough?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Monkey 47, Veuve (chilled), a fine dining chef on speed dial, and a big comfy sofa

Oh, and my delightful wit and repartee of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought she was taken? Quite literally....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only just escaped Manchester, I'm not driving back unless there's a proper bbq with actual fire...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me, naked and some baby oil

Hoovering?!?! 2 birds one stone..

Hoover would be very hard to use covered in baby oil

Good point.. I'll allow you to wear marigolds.. and socks..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it have to be posh gin or will Sainsbury's Basic be good enough? "

So not a basic gin kinda chick.. but for peace ill compromise..

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

As if your moaning!!! I’ve just bought us Chinese!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've only just escaped Manchester, I'm not driving back unless there's a proper bbq with actual fire...!

Escaped?!?!?!

you're the firestarter..

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I've only just escaped Manchester, I'm not driving back unless there's a proper bbq with actual fire...!

Jealous???

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I thought she was taken? Quite literally....? "

Nope

Ring saffie x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can somebody take her somewhere exciting?!?!?!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Can somebody take her somewhere exciting?!?!?! "

After the Chinese please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought she was taken? Quite literally....?

Nope

Ring saffie x"

Awwww no, well you deserve better if that's the case

I reckon it'll all get sorted soon Xx

Does this mean you can display my beautiful verification?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't open the door hide

Too late she's already in.. plus the other morning was shouting through my letterbox...

Oh no say you have a headache and want to sleep

Ha ha I need to evict her smiling so require a taker..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only just escaped Manchester, I'm not driving back unless there's a proper bbq with actual fire...!

Escaped?!?!?!

you're the firestarter.. "

Yeah, it's my man skills innit, give me a couple of things to rub together and it'll be smokin aye....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I thought she was taken? Quite literally....?

Nope

Ring saffie x

Awwww no, well you deserve better if that's the case

I reckon it'll all get sorted soon Xx

Does this mean you can display my beautiful verification?

I don’t think it will

Haha!! Maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Monkey 47, Veuve (chilled), a fine dining chef on speed dial, and a big comfy sofa

Oh, and my delightful wit and repartee of course!

Too classy for Mancs in stretchy pants there Girth!! More shameless than Selfridges tonight..

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Monkey 47, Veuve (chilled), a fine dining chef on speed dial, and a big comfy sofa

Oh, and my delightful wit and repartee of course!

Too classy for Mancs in stretchy pants there Girth!! More shameless than Selfridges tonight..

Speak for yourself!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only just escaped Manchester, I'm not driving back unless there's a proper bbq with actual fire...!

Jealous??? "

I'm always jealous of anyone who gets to spend time with my

, obv! I'm even jealous of the bastards at the till at tesco who get to touch her hand when they pass her back her change..... Grrrrrrr....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought she was taken? Quite literally....?

Nope

Ring saffie x

Awwww no, well you deserve better if that's the case

I reckon it'll all get sorted soon Xx

Does this mean you can display my beautiful verification?

I don’t think it will

Haha!! Maybe. "

Awwww

(((((((((((((())))))))))))))

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've only just escaped Manchester, I'm not driving back unless there's a proper bbq with actual fire...!

Jealous???

I'm always jealous of anyone who gets to spend time with my

, obv! I'm even jealous of the bastards at the till at tesco who get to touch her hand when they pass her back her change..... Grrrrrrr.... "

Absolute knob

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I've only just escaped Manchester, I'm not driving back unless there's a proper bbq with actual fire...!

Jealous???

I'm always jealous of anyone who gets to spend time with my

, obv! I'm even jealous of the bastards at the till at tesco who get to touch her hand when they pass her back her change..... Grrrrrrr.... "

that’s quite scary...... even for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only just escaped Manchester, I'm not driving back unless there's a proper bbq with actual fire...!

Jealous???

I'm always jealous of anyone who gets to spend time with my

, obv! I'm even jealous of the bastards at the till at tesco who get to touch her hand when they pass her back her change..... Grrrrrrr....

that’s quite scary...... even for you

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

So no offers...... this really is a bad day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only just escaped Manchester, I'm not driving back unless there's a proper bbq with actual fire...!

Jealous???

I'm always jealous of anyone who gets to spend time with my

, obv! I'm even jealous of the bastards at the till at tesco who get to touch her hand when they pass her back her change..... Grrrrrrr....

Absolute knob "

* shrugs *

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