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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guys, ever looked at a woman's verifications and thought "is she really that good?" "Does suck like a Dyson?" "Can a vagina really taste so good?"

Well wonder no more, if you see a woman like this, let me know and I will go meet them personally and report back honestly to you.

That's right, I am offering to selflessly sacrifice my time so you dont have to.

All I ask in return is travel and accommodation expenses plus a flat rate of £400 for services rendered*

*£400 must be paid in advanced, no refund if said woman turns me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will i get results posted to me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will i get results posted to me? "

I will call you the very next day with an open and honest report.

You may also request an email copy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only meet sally and already know

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I think in the interests of true science, you should actually bring a Dyson with you to these meets for comparative purposes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only meet sally and already know "

You're exclusive? You've never mentioned it before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think in the interests of true science, you should actually bring a Dyson with you to these meets for comparative purposes "

I never thought of this.

Might be a but difficult carrying this and my 12 foot whiteboard I used as a score card

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Not sure talking about charging is allowed on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will i get results posted to me?

I will call you the very next day with an open and honest report.

You may also request an email copy "

Id like sections and rating please.

For example

Oral skills : A+++

Anal : N/A

Etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure talking about charging is allowed on here! "

Ok, I'll rephrase

"No charge )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will i get results posted to me?

I will call you the very next day with an open and honest report.

You may also request an email copy

Id like sections and rating please.

For example

Oral skills : A+++

Anal : N/A

Etc"

There will be extensive scoring in many areas, including

Anal

Blowjob

Catfish?

Flirty

My mum?

Hygiene

Body hair

And shoe size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about mushroom soup?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about mushroom soup?"

Depends if my employer has a mushroom soup fetish

Wouldn't surprise me if someone did, but I dont judge

I am professional

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I only meet sally and already know "

Who on earth is this Sally you keep mentioning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only meet sally and already know

Who on earth is this Sally you keep mentioning?"

Aunt Sally

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I only meet sally and already know

Who on earth is this Sally you keep mentioning?

Aunt Sally "

He's fucking his Aunt?!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I only meet sally and already know

Who on earth is this Sally you keep mentioning?

Aunt Sally

He's fucking his Aunt?! "

What's up with that,it's best to keep these thing's in the family do you not think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will i get results posted to me?

I will call you the very next day with an open and honest report.

You may also request an email copy

Id like sections and rating please.

For example

Oral skills : A+++

Anal : N/A

Etc

There will be extensive scoring in many areas, including

Anal

Blowjob

Catfish?

Flirty

My mum?

Hygiene

Body hair

And shoe size"

Catfish and mum section important, as personally that would sour the experience and make me question whether i should even send a cock pic with my sky remote in the first place

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