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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

now own up who passed their germs onto me at the Barnsley social. my throat and chest hurts. plus i have sore ears. now who was the inconsiderate sod who gave em to me

names on the list please

and does red wine really kill all germs and if so does anyone fancy going the offie for me for a bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now own up who passed their germs onto me at the Barnsley social. my throat and chest hurts. plus i have sore ears. now who was the inconsiderate sod who gave em to me

names on the list please

and does red wine really kill all germs and if so does anyone fancy going the offie for me for a bottle"

Oh dear let me examine you im or might be a doctor lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"now own up who passed their germs onto me at the Barnsley social. my throat and chest hurts. plus i have sore ears. now who was the inconsiderate sod who gave em to me

names on the list please

and does red wine really kill all germs and if so does anyone fancy going the offie for me for a bottle

Oh dear let me examine you im or might be a doctor lmao"

what did you say summit only my ears are blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now own up who passed their germs onto me at the Barnsley social. my throat and chest hurts. plus i have sore ears. now who was the inconsiderate sod who gave em to me

names on the list please

and does red wine really kill all germs and if so does anyone fancy going the offie for me for a bottle

Oh dear let me examine you im or might be a doctor lmao

what did you say summit only my ears are blocked."

Ill show you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever it is, I have it now

But as your the first to report in sick, are you sure you weren't the carrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It actually originated at the beach party so it was anyone that was at both

lol Well share and share alike pmsl that's what its all about xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, erm.

*hides*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, erm.

*hides* "

Ah was you then lol xx

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Yep.....I've got a sore throat too....thank you darling xmwahx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't have been me, I'm shy remember. How would I have caught it, or passed it on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't have been me, I'm shy remember. How would I have caught it, or passed it on?"

Errr where do you want me to start? xx

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"Can't have been me, I'm shy remember. How would I have caught it, or passed it on?"

Shy....erm......yes I remember just how shy you were, you ambidexterous tyke, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ah yeah the barnsley germs. i have the following

bad chest

sore throat

sniffles

sore ears

plemgh

now own up who give it me???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shocked! How very dare you call me a tyke?

I'm Lincolnshire born and bred, not like those......... erm, very nice people across the border.

My name is still on the list isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm shocked! How very dare you call me a tyke?

I'm Lincolnshire born and bred, not like those......... erm, very nice people across the border.

My name is still on the list isn't it? "

it was......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was not us, as i have stated before we always wash our ferrets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite happy to share if you want some

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By *corpio19Man
over a year ago

barnsley

take paracetamol every 6hrs,drink lots of fluids ie squash or water (not red wine lol,but if you have to try a Sth African Pinotage very nice).

Oh and if you are able to, take ibuprofen every 8hrs,you'll be right in no time.

But just in case i really am a nurse and have my stethoscope poised.

Hope you're feelin better soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I didn't go to the beach party or the barnsley social and I still have a cold! Work that one out lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"take paracetamol every 6hrs,drink lots of fluids ie squash or water (not red wine lol,but if you have to try a Sth African Pinotage very nice).

Oh and if you are able to, take ibuprofen every 8hrs,you'll be right in no time.

But just in case i really am a nurse and have my stethoscope poised.

Hope you're feelin better soon"

well helllllooooo nursey do you fancy taking my temperture rectally

yeah i tried the red wine, didnt work. so now am on the benyolin cough mixture. no matter what they put into it, it still taste bloody awful

so nursey what do you reckon for sore ears as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey Honey Honey.

thats what works,

hot water, a good heaping of honey, squeeze of lemon and a tsp of sugar.oh and take two paras

and sip it slow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just sticking to the old fashioned method of a ciggie and a spittoon

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By *corpio19Man
over a year ago

barnsley

your ears hurt cos all your tubes are blocked ears will only get betta when nose and throat clear up,if you wanted you could try menthol crystal inhalation it will ease symptoms for a while and is cheap as chips from any chemist.Next time don't get proprietry cough medcine just ask for simple linctus you're paying about 3 quid for the name on others.

Sorry i don't have anal thermometer only use tympanic nowadays.

But if you really insist i may be able to find an anal probe lol

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