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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Introducing Neopolitan condoms.

One for 'nilla's.

One for keen women

One for experimental women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex found some olimpic condoms once he ran home shouting look what ive found im going for gold tonight, i replied cant you go for silver and cum second for a change

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"

Introducing Neopolitan condoms.

One for 'nilla's.

One for keen women

One for experimental women. "

Obviously the 'nilla is gonna get the vanilla, but how do you decide on choc or strawb for the keen/experimental gals??? And I match both criteria so do I have to double-bag????

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

keen is strawberry think about it

chocolate is experimental

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"my ex found some olimpic condoms once he ran home shouting look what ive found im going for gold tonight, i replied cant you go for silver and cum second for a change "

oi thats my line - I always cum second!!!

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

Introducing Neopolitan condoms.

One for 'nilla's.

One for keen women

One for experimental women.

Obviously the 'nilla is gonna get the vanilla, but how do you decide on choc or strawb for the keen/experimental gals??? And I match both criteria so do I have to double-bag???? "

depends how long you've been working at Windscale.

the ex only went for a day trip and that was enough.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

yep runner up me,no medal early bath

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"keen is strawberry think about it

chocolate is experimental "

Feck, my brain is def not working today, sure I will look at this post tomoz and be able to understand how strawberry=keen

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"keen is strawberry think about it

chocolate is experimental

Feck, my brain is def not working today, sure I will look at this post tomoz and be able to understand how strawberry=keen "

you will work it out before the end of the month

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

Edible condoms ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Edible condoms ?

"

Gives a whole new meaning to cum dine with me xx

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I've just had a horrible thought, i hope to God Ms Meaden says i'm out.

Let the lezzies have her.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"

I've just had a horrible thought, i hope to God Ms Meaden says i'm out.

Let the lezzies have her.

"

im in if i can have Leo profitterols

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"Edible condoms ?

Gives a whole new meaning to cum dine with me "

trust you

lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"my ex found some olimpic condoms once he ran home shouting look what ive found im going for gold tonight, i replied cant you go for silver and cum second for a change "

love it

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"my ex found some olimpic condoms once he ran home shouting look what ive found im going for gold tonight, i replied cant you go for silver and cum second for a change "

That's nothing, my ex's speciality was the relay squad.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"my ex found some olimpic condoms once he ran home shouting look what ive found im going for gold tonight, i replied cant you go for silver and cum second for a change

That's nothing, my ex's speciality was the relay squad. "

relay is good

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"my ex found some olimpic condoms once he ran home shouting look what ive found im going for gold tonight, i replied cant you go for silver and cum second for a change

That's nothing, my ex's speciality was the relay squad.

relay is good"

Not when yer only 3rd sub it ain't

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"my ex found some olimpic condoms once he ran home shouting look what ive found im going for gold tonight, i replied cant you go for silver and cum second for a change

That's nothing, my ex's speciality was the relay squad.

relay is good

Not when yer only 3rd sub it ain't "

now i thought it was 4th

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"my ex found some olimpic condoms once he ran home shouting look what ive found im going for gold tonight, i replied cant you go for silver and cum second for a change

That's nothing, my ex's speciality was the relay squad.

relay is good

Not when yer only 3rd sub it ain't

now i thought it was 4th "

Not you, you pre-qualified.

I was meaning i didn't make the ex's squad.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"my ex found some olimpic condoms once he ran home shouting look what ive found im going for gold tonight, i replied cant you go for silver and cum second for a change

That's nothing, my ex's speciality was the relay squad.

relay is good

Not when yer only 3rd sub it ain't

now i thought it was 4th

Not you, you pre-qualified.

I was meaning i didn't make the ex's squad. "

oh dear i failed the drink test

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !


"oh dear i failed the drink test "

Uh oh, you pushed a button here.

Does anyone else get totally fucking annoyed with televised American coppers who make people do silly things like walk a straight line and do the alphabet and stuff ?

It's 2012, for fucks sake, breathalise the fuckers.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"keen is strawberry think about it

chocolate is experimental

Feck, my brain is def not working today, sure I will look at this post tomoz and be able to understand how strawberry=keen "

Im with you. Shouldn't that be mustard colour ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"keen is strawberry think about it

chocolate is experimental

Feck, my brain is def not working today, sure I will look at this post tomoz and be able to understand how strawberry=keen you will work it out before the end of the month"

Hope that doesn't mean what I think it means cos that's not keen it's filth

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