FabSwingers.com forum: Ever been to a really bad wedding..

By *ired_up OP Man
over a year ago

ashton

The worst one I heard of was on another forum.

Groom goes missing on the big day after the vows.

The maid of honour comes out of the back room with the new husband chasing her. She spits out his cum all over the bride and says 'hope you have a wonderful marriage!!!'

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

My sisters was pretty bad. Nothing exciting happened, it was just boredom from start to finish. Oh and I wasnt invited to it either, I was my mum's plus one.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Two memorably bad ones but for different reasons:

1) The groom got so d*unk he was behaving badly. The bride's father tried to pull him aside to sober him up a bit and the groom punched him and knocked him out. The wedding night didn't quite happen but they went on honeymoon. She got pregnant. They came back from honeymoon and she moved back home to her parents'.

2) Jehovah's Witness wedding - the longest, most boring ceremony I have ever attended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex had a friend who was a born again Christian, they played on the same women's rugby team. The church service was actually quite sweet alough there was a slight divide between those having fun dancing in the aisles and those slightly incredulous that people had been dancing in the aisles for over 30 minutes after the service had ended.

Where it got really fucked up was the reception. Obviously a women's rugby team has its fair share of lesbians, one of the born again Christians approached our group and asked if anyone could confirm the sexuality of sone of the women as 'homosexuality is a sin and while it's obvious some of you are sinners I don't want to accidentally talk to a lesbian'. There followed a mass exodus of guests and an extremely embarrassed and apologetic bride asking us to stay!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

2) Jehovah's Witness wedding - the longest, most boring ceremony I have ever attended.

Did no one open the church door when they rang the doorbell?

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

I went to one where the groom (a very wealthy playboy) felt he'd been tricked into a woman who'd got pregnant, he got blind d*unk and made a speech making quite clear he was just "doing the decent thing" and had never had any plans to marry, and certainly wouldn't have chosen his new bride!! He then recounted some baudy tails about shagging prostitutes on his stag do until his father stepped in and put a stop to his speech... It was brilliant!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

2) Jehovah's Witness wedding - the longest, most boring ceremony I have ever attended.

Did no one open the church door when they rang the doorbell?"

Sadly, they did. Then we were locked in for almost two and half hours.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

2) Jehovah's Witness wedding - the longest, most boring ceremony I have ever attended.

Did no one open the church door when they rang the doorbell?

Sadly, they did. Then we were locked in for almost two and half hours.

Standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been to a good one!!

All nonsense, showing off, waste of money.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Yes....unfortunately it was my own.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"Yes....unfortunately it was my own.

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me too lol x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My flatmate

The bridesmaids dresses looked like shiny curtains

The vicar got his guitar out and the ceremony was very happy clappy

There was a marquee in the garden.. that got invaded by a swarm of wasps

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My best friend from School. She was 18, he was her first boyfriend and they’d been together since she was 16.

They had a church wedding, everyone was dressed up. He had folk on his side of the pews so didn’t think anything was amiss.

Next thing the doors of the Church burst open and a group of people come in dressed in jeans and tshirts. There was a bit of tutting and muttering but that was it.

Then as my friend and her husband walk back down the aisle to exit the Church these folk start heckling them. And i mean really heckling. Loudly.

There was a bit of a scuffle between my friends brother and one of the men in the group, my friend is quickly whisked away. As they (sooner than anticipated) get in the Wedding car the group come running over and start shouting and swearing at the car as the couple were driven away.

At the reception my friend was upset. Turns out it was her husbands family! There had been a falling out where they had insulted her and he had banned them from the wedding. Which they blamed her for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes....unfortunately it was my own.

me too lol x "

Me three

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I went to a truly awful wedding once

The groom turned up d*unk, possibly high.

He fell down the steps leaving the building.

The car had to pull over twice on the way to the reception for him to be sick.

He spent most of the evening stood at the bar with his mates.

Had to be carried into the hotel, upto bed at the end of the night.

An hour later he woke & decided he had to try out the fancy jacuzzi bath.

He promptly fell asleep in the bath, slid under water. The bride seriously considered leaving him to drown but ended up giving him cpr

It was the wedding day from hell.

But oh.... My divorce party? That was epic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but i been to a hilarious funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're all bad

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I worked as a conference and banqueting manager for a while and one of my duties was as the master of ceremonies for any weddings we hosted. At the height of summer that could be 4/5 a week.

I've seen pretty much every disaster that it's possible to befall a wedding, from the bride being caught with the best man to arguments at the breakfast, families falling out and every best man joke known to man...

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"Yes....unfortunately it was my own.

me too lol x "

Yes and me, oh god.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never been to a good one!!

All nonsense, showing off, waste of money."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes....unfortunately it was my own.

me too lol x

Yes and me, oh god."

And me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a friend's wedding a few years ago, the groom announced in his speech that everyone was required to chip in £20 for their meal and promptly did a circuit trying to collect cash. This resulted in 4 people walking out, the bride being in tears and the groom getting his glasses knocked off by one of his cousins

Don't book the posh wedding if you can't afford it I guess!

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