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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bare in mind I haven't even told my wife yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bare in mind I haven't even told my wife yet."
u just love the grief

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Get one of your mates to take advantage of your wife when she's d*unk, hopefully she'll feel guilty enough to confess, then tell her you're on fab.. bingo! Don't bother telling your girlfriend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get one of your mates to take advantage of your wife when she's d*unk, hopefully she'll feel guilty enough to confess, then tell her you're on fab.. bingo! Don't bother telling your girlfriend. "

This plan, is foolproof.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bare in mind I haven't even told my wife yet. u just love the grief "

Peoples anger amuses me

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Maybe sit them down together and get it over with in one go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get one of your mates to take advantage of your wife when she's d*unk, hopefully she'll feel guilty enough to confess, then tell her you're on fab.. bingo! Don't bother telling your girlfriend.

This plan, is foolproof.

Thank you"

here endeth the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get them together and tell them at the same time. You might get a threesome out of it

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get one of your mates to take advantage of your wife when she's d*unk, hopefully she'll feel guilty enough to confess, then tell her you're on fab.. bingo! Don't bother telling your girlfriend.

This plan, is foolproof.

Thank you"

Make sure she's not so d*unk that she doesn't remember a thing though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just make a couple's profile and arrange a meet. She'll soon get the hint.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Google John Wayne Bobbitt

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Only if she's not on her period...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only if she's not on her period..."

I force her to take her pill without a break.

No blood baths in my house

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Only if she's not on her period...

I force her to take her pill without a break.

No blood baths in my house"

No, just on your threads instead.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Only if she's not on her period...

I force her to take her pill without a break.

No blood baths in my house"

It stores up though and makes women fat. There's LOADS doing it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However you do it, be sure to do jazz hands while you do it. Comedy always makes bad news easier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only if she's not on her period...

I force her to take her pill without a break.

No blood baths in my house

It stores up though and makes women fat. There's LOADS doing it! "

She has beefed up lately, hence getting the girlfriend

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Only if she's not on her period...

I force her to take her pill without a break.

No blood baths in my house

It stores up though and makes women fat. There's LOADS doing it!

She has beefed up lately, hence getting the girlfriend"

Fair play

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I wouldn't bother telling either of them. If one of them does find out they'll tell the other one anyway. That's when you put plan b into operation and gaslight the pair of them. It's the way forward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tell the wife that fab is like the "Fluffy Animals of Britain" rehoming society or some shit like that, she'll kiss you at the door on your way out to a "fab meet" and make you a drink when you get in.....

Girlfriend, I'm working on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would either of them mind? After all, all of us that use fab are nice, happy, friendly people. We'd make them feel very welcome and charm them into bed!

Jenny x

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

No I wouldn't bother no one else does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only if she's not on her period...

I force her to take her pill without a break.

No blood baths in my house

It stores up though and makes women fat. There's LOADS doing it! "

Doesn't with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bare in mind I haven't even told my wife yet."
Only if you want to keep in touch with her on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"However you do it, be sure to do jazz hands while you do it. Comedy always makes bad news easier "

I snorted

P

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

sounds like a classic narcissist, and will love the drama

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sounds like a classic narcissist, and will love the drama"

Jesus, youre worse then a rain cloud at a picnic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya."

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway "

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love."

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it"

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins."

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me "

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Take things progressively, ensuring others needs are met

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do."

He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.

It's just you who's funny about it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.

He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.

It's just you who's funny about it "

That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.

He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.

It's just you who's funny about it

That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done."

Oh please, you'll never leave me

You was nothing but a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't tell your boyfriend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.

He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.

It's just you who's funny about it

That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done."

He called you beefy up the thread.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.

He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.

It's just you who's funny about it

That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.

Oh please, you'll never leave me

You was nothing but a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you"

Alfonso said you smell he don't want ya no more.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.

He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.

It's just you who's funny about it

That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.

He called you beefy up the thread. "

Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.

He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.

It's just you who's funny about it

That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.

He called you beefy up the thread.

Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly."

Much more hygienic than kissing you

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.

He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.

It's just you who's funny about it

That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.

He called you beefy up the thread.

Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.

Much more hygienic than kissing you"

Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.

He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.

It's just you who's funny about it

That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.

He called you beefy up the thread.

Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.

Much more hygienic than kissing you

Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there."

Yazoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bare in mind I haven't even told my wife yet."

Silence is golden... And it's only cheating if you get caught out...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.

He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.

It's just you who's funny about it

That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.

He called you beefy up the thread.

Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.

Much more hygienic than kissing you

Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there."

Finally, something we have in common

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.

He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.

It's just you who's funny about it

That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.

He called you beefy up the thread.

Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.

Much more hygienic than kissing you

Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there.

Finally, something we have in common "

Yeah but hunny,sorry to tell you this but he prefers me doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bare in mind I haven't even told my wife yet."

No, but tell her I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.

He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.

It's just you who's funny about it

That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.

He called you beefy up the thread.

Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.

Much more hygienic than kissing you

Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there.

Finally, something we have in common

Yeah but hunny,sorry to tell you this but he prefers me doing it. "

That's because it's more hygienic then kissing you on mouth

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Bare in mind I haven't even told my wife yet."

Funny wife thanks of me she knew you were on here?

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over a year ago


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.

He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.

It's just you who's funny about it

That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.

He called you beefy up the thread.

Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.

Much more hygienic than kissing you

Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there.

Finally, something we have in common

Yeah but hunny,sorry to tell you this but he prefers me doing it.

That's because it's more hygienic then kissing you on mouth "

Be nice it's her birthday.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.

He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.

It's just you who's funny about it

That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.

He called you beefy up the thread.

Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.

Much more hygienic than kissing you

Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there.

Finally, something we have in common

Yeah but hunny,sorry to tell you this but he prefers me doing it.

That's because it's more hygienic then kissing you on mouth

Be nice it's her birthday."

You tell him,he's always horrible to me and that's inspite of always let him do that annoying thing that no other woman would put up with.

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over a year ago


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.

He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.

It's just you who's funny about it

That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.

He called you beefy up the thread.

Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.

Much more hygienic than kissing you

Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there.

Finally, something we have in common

Yeah but hunny,sorry to tell you this but he prefers me doing it.

That's because it's more hygienic then kissing you on mouth

Be nice it's her birthday.

You tell him,he's always horrible to me and that's inspite of always let him do that annoying thing that no other woman would put up with."

Breathing.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Bare in mind I haven't even told my wife yet.

Funny wife thanks of me she knew you were on here?"

I already knew,he's rubbish at secrets.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.

He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.

It's just you who's funny about it

That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.

He called you beefy up the thread.

Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.

Much more hygienic than kissing you

Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there.

Finally, something we have in common

Yeah but hunny,sorry to tell you this but he prefers me doing it.

That's because it's more hygienic then kissing you on mouth

Be nice it's her birthday.

You tell him,he's always horrible to me and that's inspite of always let him do that annoying thing that no other woman would put up with.

Breathing."

Yep. (That's so funny!)

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over a year ago


"It's ok hunny bun I know you're on here,you go out and shag your girlfriend to your hearts content. Mind out when you come to bed later though,I have my twin boyfriends around for the evening. Do NOT turn your back to them,one has taken rather a liking to ya.

Oh wifey, I'm glad you know.

And don't worry about the twin boyfriends, Alfonso is all mine anyway

We've been wondering how to tell you that myself and your girlfriend have a couples profile on here,suppose everything is out in the open now isn't it.

Why did you keep your bi side quiet,I love a bit of man on man love.

I know you do, but if you remember, 8 years ago, you over steamed the veg.

I'm still not happy about it

Divorce me then,I'll go live with my twins.

You mean twin, Alfonso will never leave me

He bloody will when I tell him about that annoying thing you do.

He loves it when I thrust to the tune "Smack of bitch up" by the Prodigy.

It's just you who's funny about it

That's grounds for divorce rolling your eye's at your Misses,pack it in or we're done.

He called you beefy up the thread.

Beefy?! He did did he,he's a cheeky runt. It's ok I clean the toilet with his tooth brush,regularly.

Much more hygienic than kissing you

Well to be fair I have been munching on Alfonso's bum so I'd agree with you there.

Finally, something we have in common

Yeah but hunny,sorry to tell you this but he prefers me doing it.

That's because it's more hygienic then kissing you on mouth

Be nice it's her birthday.

You tell him,he's always horrible to me and that's inspite of always let him do that annoying thing that no other woman would put up with.

Breathing.

Yep. (That's so funny!)"

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