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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll fuck them in the ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it"

Bloody good job is IS only half the population

If men had babies and periods and the menopause to deal with, they'd all go crying to their mummies

The world would come to a grinding halt, cos the lickle darlings couldnt go to work for a week every month

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'll fuck them in the ass "
Is it bad of me to chortle at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's more than alright to complain tbh, my girl has a hard time and I understand, appreciate and love her for that. Some of the other "females" in here gotta have some humour and let the guys in on the subject though rather than giving it all sighing sad facey shiz....

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Bloody good job is IS only half the population

If men had babies and periods and the menopause to deal with, they'd all go crying to their mummies

The world would come to a grinding halt, cos the lickle darlings couldnt go to work for a week every month"

And then they'd get paid less instead..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay put of there way unless there in a messy mood

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Doesn't really bother me. If anything it's a chance for me to learn about female bodies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Bloody good job is IS only half the population

If men had babies and periods and the menopause to deal with, they'd all go crying to their mummies

The world would come to a grinding halt, cos the lickle darlings couldnt go to work for a week every month"

The amount of times I've had to cover a shift because a woman is on her monthly is unreal.

No wonder you all get paid less

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Bloody good job is IS only half the population

If men had babies and periods and the menopause to deal with, they'd all go crying to their mummies

The world would come to a grinding halt, cos the lickle darlings couldnt go to work for a week every month"

Quite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Bloody good job is IS only half the population

If men had babies and periods and the menopause to deal with, they'd all go crying to their mummies

The world would come to a grinding halt, cos the lickle darlings couldnt go to work for a week every month"

3.5 weeks

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it"

Or simply do the nice thing and run them a hot soapy bath, make a hot water bottle, cook dinner, offer of a hug / a listening ear etc...

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Or simply do the nice thing and run them a hot soapy bath, make a hot water bottle, cook dinner, offer of a hug / a listening ear etc..."

How are you single?

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By *hrisAndKatieCouple
over a year ago

stevenage

Dude are you being serious???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Or simply do the nice thing and run them a hot soapy bath, make a hot water bottle, cook dinner, offer of a hug / a listening ear etc..."

No, why should i run someone a bath when they're being negative towards me. Thats a crazy idea.

What next? Police giving sweets to criminals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Or simply do the nice thing and run them a hot soapy bath, make a hot water bottle, cook dinner, offer of a hug / a listening ear etc..."

Awwwwwwwww you are ADORABLE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They turn into school boys being mean to get attention because the girls are not talking to them for 5 minutes!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Or simply do the nice thing and run them a hot soapy bath, make a hot water bottle, cook dinner, offer of a hug / a listening ear etc..."

Good god man. Don’t do that for fucks sake. Just get out of the way - what do you think the pub, golf, cycling is for?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"They turn into school boys being mean to get attention because the girls are not talking to them for 5 minutes!

Anything you suffer and I don't is automatically nothing. Nyah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're gonna get strung up and I'm crying inside.

I must point out that JD is actually a very good period understander.

He used to block me once a month when I flagged up on his calendar as on "psycho week"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They turn into school boys being mean to get attention because the girls are not talking to them for 5 minutes!

Excuse me, this thread is not for you women, just like yours isnt for men

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By *hrisAndKatieCouple
over a year ago

stevenage

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Or simply do the nice thing and run them a hot soapy bath, make a hot water bottle, cook dinner, offer of a hug / a listening ear etc...

No, why should i run someone a bath when they're being negative towards me. Thats a crazy idea.

What next? Police giving sweets to criminals? "

Did you just compare a woman on a period to a criminal??!! Dude sort it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps....OP...my friends say they're having a Jammie Dodger when they carry on their pill without a break for a period.

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Bloody good job is IS only half the population

If men had babies and periods and the menopause to deal with, they'd all go crying to their mummies

The world would come to a grinding halt, cos the lickle darlings couldnt go to work for a week every month"

Hahaha so true x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They turn into school boys being mean to get attention because the girls are not talking to them for 5 minutes!

Excuse me, this thread is not for you women, just like yours isnt for men

Pull my pigtails. I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ps....OP...my friends say they're having a Jammie Dodger when they carry on their pill without a break for a period. "

I am happy to be associated with period free women

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By *ambsLad2Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"With women complaining"

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do some guys complain about this issue?

It's not always about the sudden presence of blood. Alot of women get bad cramps which cause them to double over in severe pain. Alot also have banging migraines. Oh which not even the strongest shop bought painkillers can cure.

It's not like a woman can help having a period. Just be thankful you boys don't go through it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They turn into school boys being mean to get attention because the girls are not talking to them for 5 minutes!

Excuse me, this thread is not for you women, just like yours isnt for men

Pull my pigtails. I like it

Soon

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"Dude are you being serious??? "
I've decided it can't possibly be a serious thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Or simply do the nice thing and run them a hot soapy bath, make a hot water bottle, cook dinner, offer of a hug / a listening ear etc...

No, why should i run someone a bath when they're being negative towards me. Thats a crazy idea.

What next? Police giving sweets to criminals?

Did you just compare a woman on a period to a criminal??!! Dude sort it out"

I did, and I stand by my word

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I think it's more than alright to complain tbh, my girl has a hard time and I understand, appreciate and love her for that. Some of the other "females" in here gotta have some humour and let the guys in on the subject though rather than giving it all sighing sad facey shiz....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ps....OP...my friends say they're having a Jammie Dodger when they carry on their pill without a break for a period.

I am happy to be associated with period free women

Old ladies?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Why do some guys complain about this issue?

It's not like a woman can help having a period. Just be thankful you boys don't go through it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why do some guys complain about this issue?

It's not like a woman can help having a period. Just be thankful you boys don't go through it.

Oh the suffering men go through. Our agony, incapacity, health problems, etc cannot at all compare to them dealing with us being less than 100% cheerful and sexually available. Won't somebody think of the men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just natural

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ps....OP...my friends say they're having a Jammie Dodger when they carry on their pill without a break for a period.

I am happy to be associated with period free women

Old ladies? "

I have been known to collect antiques...if you know what I mean

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm leaving this thread well alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Or simply do the nice thing and run them a hot soapy bath, make a hot water bottle, cook dinner, offer of a hug / a listening ear etc...

No, why should i run someone a bath when they're being negative towards me. Thats a crazy idea.

What next? Police giving sweets to criminals?

Did you just compare a woman on a period to a criminal??!! Dude sort it out"
hes very very clearly taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Bloody good job is IS only half the population

If men had babies and periods and the menopause to deal with, they'd all go crying to their mummies

The world would come to a grinding halt, cos the lickle darlings couldnt go to work for a week every month

The amount of times I've had to cover a shift because a woman is on her monthly is unreal.

No wonder you all get paid less"

Or maybe there taking the piss out of you, just for a day off!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Bloody good job is IS only half the population

If men had babies and periods and the menopause to deal with, they'd all go crying to their mummies

The world would come to a grinding halt, cos the lickle darlings couldnt go to work for a week every month

The amount of times I've had to cover a shift because a woman is on her monthly is unreal.

No wonder you all get paid less

Or maybe there taking the piss out of you, just for a day off!!! "

Let them, its me that gets more money and better job security due to my high attendance. I hope they find it funny in the job centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it"

Fuck off - my death stare alone could fuck you up today biscuit man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's threads like this that make me wonder why men and women actively seek to meet each other

Random bloke attacks women in general.

Women attack men in general.

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Fuck off - my death stare alone could fuck you up today biscuit man

Bring it on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Bloody good job is IS only half the population

If men had babies and periods and the menopause to deal with, they'd all go crying to their mummies

The world would come to a grinding halt, cos the lickle darlings couldnt go to work for a week every month

The amount of times I've had to cover a shift because a woman is on her monthly is unreal.

No wonder you all get paid less

Or maybe there taking the piss out of you, just for a day off!!!

Let them, its me that gets more money and better job security due to my high attendance. I hope they find it funny in the job centre "

To be fair it was always a good excuse to get out of PE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Bloody good job is IS only half the population

If men had babies and periods and the menopause to deal with, they'd all go crying to their mummies

The world would come to a grinding halt, cos the lickle darlings couldnt go to work for a week every month

The amount of times I've had to cover a shift because a woman is on her monthly is unreal.

No wonder you all get paid less

Or maybe there taking the piss out of you, just for a day off!!!

Let them, its me that gets more money and better job security due to my high attendance. I hope they find it funny in the job centre

To be fair it was always a good excuse to get out of PE. "

Hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Fuck off - my death stare alone could fuck you up today biscuit man

Bring it on!

I'll fight you and your friends!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Fuck off - my death stare alone could fuck you up today biscuit man

Bring it on!

I'll fight you and your friends!

HA! Jokes on you, I don't have any friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry, be happy, innit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Fuck off - my death stare alone could fuck you up today biscuit man

Bring it on!

I'll fight you and your friends!

HA! Jokes on you, I don't have any friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, be happy, innit....

You can shut up as Well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, be happy, innit....

You can shut up as Well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, be happy, innit....

You can shut up as Well!

Ask my girl, theres only one way to shut me up and if you knew how you wouldn't have just said that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, be happy, innit....

You can shut up as Well!

Ask my girl, theres only one way to shut me up and if you knew how you wouldn't have just said that....

Stick a cock in your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is fucking hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, be happy, innit....

You can shut up as Well!

Ask my girl, theres only one way to shut me up and if you knew how you wouldn't have just said that....

#sexytimeinnit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, be happy, innit....

You can shut up as Well!

Ask my girl, theres only one way to shut me up and if you knew how you wouldn't have just said that....

Stick a cock in your mouth? "

Is that an offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is fucking hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, be happy, innit....

You can shut up as Well!

Ask my girl, theres only one way to shut me up and if you knew how you wouldn't have just said that....

#sexytimeinnit

Innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my experience it forms a minor part of the package of complaining and I pay it no heed beyond the usual empathy of a partner's discomfort

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is fucking hilarious

At least someone thinks so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, be happy, innit....

You can shut up as Well!

Ask my girl, theres only one way to shut me up and if you knew how you wouldn't have just said that....

#sexytimeinnit

Sort him out!

Telling women with PMS to be happy - he clearly needs gagging - get that penis in his mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, be happy, innit....

You can shut up as Well!

Ask my girl, theres only one way to shut me up and if you knew how you wouldn't have just said that....

#sexytimeinnit

Sort him out!

Telling women with PMS to be happy - he clearly needs gagging - get that penis in his mouth

I'm trying.. he doesn't stay still long enough to gag..

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

The same way they do cope with our complaining about being ill and having a flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, be happy, innit....

You can shut up as Well!

Ask my girl, theres only one way to shut me up and if you knew how you wouldn't have just said that....

#sexytimeinnit

Sort him out!

Telling women with PMS to be happy - he clearly needs gagging - get that penis in his mouth

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

[Removed by poster at 17/05/19 14:54:45]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Bloody good job is IS only half the population

If men had babies and periods and the menopause to deal with, they'd all go crying to their mummies

The world would come to a grinding halt, cos the lickle darlings couldnt go to work for a week every month

The amount of times I've had to cover a shift because a woman is on her monthly is unreal.

No wonder you all get paid less

Or maybe there taking the piss out of you, just for a day off!!!

Let them, its me that gets more money and better job security due to my high attendance. I hope they find it funny in the job centre "

Well then dont complain about having to cover there shift!!!

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

no empathy, as per other thread, you're not someone i'd want to be with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Bloody good job is IS only half the population

If men had babies and periods and the menopause to deal with, they'd all go crying to their mummies

The world would come to a grinding halt, cos the lickle darlings couldnt go to work for a week every month

The amount of times I've had to cover a shift because a woman is on her monthly is unreal.

No wonder you all get paid less

Or maybe there taking the piss out of you, just for a day off!!!

Let them, its me that gets more money and better job security due to my high attendance. I hope they find it funny in the job centre

Well then dont complain about having to cover there shift!!! "

...i didnt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"no empathy, as per other thread, you're not someone i'd want to be with"

oh no, gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no empathy, as per other thread, you're not someone i'd want to be with"

Mrsslowcum, hes only a boy still, id say hes waiting for his balls to drop, doubt there's many on fab would want to be with him, but there is, always the desperate!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"no empathy, as per other thread, you're not someone i'd want to be with

Mrsslowcum, hes only a boy still, id say hes waiting for his balls to drop, doubt there's many on fab would want to be with him, but there is, always the desperate!!! "

I just eyerolled so hard by temple nearly cracked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With women complaining about their periods?

half the population goes through it, just get on with it

Bloody good job is IS only half the population

If men had babies and periods and the menopause to deal with, they'd all go crying to their mummies

The world would come to a grinding halt, cos the lickle darlings couldnt go to work for a week every month"
boom your so right x

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Lol this is awesome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol this is awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[PMS removed by poster at 17/05/19 14:54:45]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[PMS removed by poster at 17/05/19 14:54:45]

Is that the time you hit the menopause?

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