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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tonight I’m going....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tonight I’m going...."

To put my toenail collection into colour order

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tonight I’m going....

To put my toenail collection into colour order"

Whilst having a g&t and..

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Tonight I’m going....

To put my toenail collection into colour order

Whilst having a g&t and.."

Watering my turnips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tonight I’m going....

To put my toenail collection into colour order

Whilst having a g&t and..

Watering my turnips. "

Whilst the neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tonight I’m going....

To put my toenail collection into colour order

Whilst having a g&t and..

Watering my turnips.

Whilst the neighbour"

Prunes his wife’s bush

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel


"Tonight I’m going....

To put my toenail collection into colour order

Whilst having a g&t and..

Watering my turnips.

Whilst the neighbour

Prunes his wife’s bush"

And she cleans his plums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tonight I’m going....

To put my toenail collection into colour order

Whilst having a g&t and..

Watering my turnips.

Whilst the neighbour

Prunes his wife’s bush

And she cleans his plums"

With acid

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Tonight I’m going....

To put my toenail collection into colour order

Whilst having a g&t and..

Watering my turnips.

Whilst the neighbour

Prunes his wife’s bush

And she cleans his plums

With acid"

To make them shine like polished chrome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tonight I’m going....

To put my toenail collection into colour order

Whilst having a g&t and..

Watering my turnips.

Whilst the neighbour

Prunes his wife’s bush

And she cleans his plums

With acid

To make them shine like polished chrome"

Then I’d go on to

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Tonight I’m going....

To put my toenail collection into colour order

Whilst having a g&t and..

Watering my turnips.

Whilst the neighbour

Prunes his wife’s bush

And she cleans his plums

With acid

To make them shine like polished chrome

Then I’d go on to"

His bald head making it gleam

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Tonight I’m going....

To put my toenail collection into colour order

Whilst having a g&t and..

Watering my turnips.

Whilst the neighbour

Prunes his wife’s bush

And she cleans his plums

With acid

To make them shine like polished chrome

Then I’d go on to

His bald head making it gleam"

She spits on it and gives it a rub

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Tonight I’m going....

To put my toenail collection into colour order

Whilst having a g&t and..

Watering my turnips.

Whilst the neighbour

Prunes his wife’s bush

And she cleans his plums

With acid

To make them shine like polished chrome

Then I’d go on to

His bald head making it gleam

She spits on it and gives it a rub"

Then makes him wear a wig a long wig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tonight I’m going....

To put my toenail collection into colour order

Whilst having a g&t and..

Watering my turnips.

Whilst the neighbour

Prunes his wife’s bush

And she cleans his plums

With acid

To make them shine like polished chrome

Then I’d go on to

His bald head making it gleam

She spits on it and gives it a rub

Then makes him wear a wig a long wig"

Electric blue in colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down to his belly button

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

He loves that wig it reminds him of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He loves that wig it reminds him of"

That night with a smurf

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"He loves that wig it reminds him of

That night with a smurf "

the smurf and the belly dancer

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"He loves that wig it reminds him of

That night with a smurf the smurf and the belly dancer"

Who were on the run from Interpol.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"He loves that wig it reminds him of

That night with a smurf the smurf and the belly dancer

Who were on the run from Interpol. "

carrying a bag full of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He loves that wig it reminds him of

That night with a smurf the smurf and the belly dancer

Who were on the run from Interpol. carrying a bag full of"

Tangy haribos and singing

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"He loves that wig it reminds him of

That night with a smurf the smurf and the belly dancer

Who were on the run from Interpol. carrying a bag full of

Tangy haribos and singing"

I love candy

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel


"He loves that wig it reminds him of

That night with a smurf the smurf and the belly dancer

Who were on the run from Interpol. carrying a bag full of

Tangy haribos and singing

I love candy"

Then they would lead the talks on Bexit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He loves that wig it reminds him of

That night with a smurf the smurf and the belly dancer

Who were on the run from Interpol. carrying a bag full of

Tangy haribos and singing

I love candy

Then they would lead the talks on Bexit "

After a jäger bomb and a dance with

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"He loves that wig it reminds him of

That night with a smurf the smurf and the belly dancer

Who were on the run from Interpol. carrying a bag full of

Tangy haribos and singing

I love candy

Then they would lead the talks on Bexit

After a jäger bomb and a dance with "

A pantomime horse they went

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"He loves that wig it reminds him of

That night with a smurf the smurf and the belly dancer

Who were on the run from Interpol. carrying a bag full of

Tangy haribos and singing

I love candy

Then they would lead the talks on Bexit

After a jäger bomb and a dance with

A pantomime horse they went "

to see the ladyboys if Bancock only to find

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They are related and then

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"They are related and then"

realised they'd only got a 1 way ticket & not much money for

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"They are related and then

realised they'd only got a 1 way ticket & not much money for"

cigarette's so they

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By *unniceman38Man
over a year ago

blackrod

Smoked the trimmings from her bush

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Smoked the trimmings from her bush"
which made them so

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