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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Happy birthday Ignite mwah X

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Thankyou!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thankyou!"

No need love

free of charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhh Happy birthday you beautiful lady.

Wishing you an amazeballs day, you totally deserve it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday! Have a great day!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Thankyou!

No need love

free of charge "

I want a big present!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday sexy pants x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday lass

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I hope you've all clubbed together to get me something nice,I don't want no naff presents of anyone.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I hope you've all clubbed together to get me something nice,I don't want no naff presents of anyone."

I've got you a mug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you've all clubbed together to get me something nice,I don't want no naff presents of anyone."

I got you a puncture repair kit,

hope you like it

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Happy birthday Ignite!x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I hope you've all clubbed together to get me something nice,I don't want no naff presents of anyone.

I've got you a mug.

Gosh how did you know that's what I wanted?! You know the first one you gave me which has been hidden in my wardrobe (saves any daft questions),well it's been upgraded to my dressing table draw now. Some day it may even reach my kitchen!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Have a lovely Birthday

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I hope you've all clubbed together to get me something nice,I don't want no naff presents of anyone.

I've got you a mug.

Bravo!!!!!!!

Very bold of you to have a mug with "that" picture on it.

Possibly my favourite mug of all time. That and Jim's.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Right I can't keep it in anymore. F&B is just being his usual daft self,it's not my birthday for another three months!

We need to collectively sit on his head,preferably men first. He'll like that...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I hope you've all clubbed together to get me something nice,I don't want no naff presents of anyone.

I've got you a mug.

Bravo!!!!!!!

Very bold of you to have a mug with "that" picture on it.

Possibly my favourite mug of all time. That and Jim's.

It'll haunt me til the day I die...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I hope you've all clubbed together to get me something nice,I don't want no naff presents of anyone.

I've got you a mug.

Bravo!!!!!!!

Very bold of you to have a mug with "that" picture on it.

Possibly my favourite mug of all time. That and Jim's.

It'll haunt me til the day I die..."

I thought it was rather pleasant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right I can't keep it in anymore. F&B is just being his usual daft self,it's not my birthday for another three months!

We need to collectively sit on his head,preferably men first. He'll like that..."

The French t**t!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I hope you've all clubbed together to get me something nice,I don't want no naff presents of anyone.

I've got you a mug.

Bravo!!!!!!!

Very bold of you to have a mug with "that" picture on it.

Possibly my favourite mug of all time. That and Jim's.

It'll haunt me til the day I die...

I thought it was rather pleasant.

I knew you had a liking for men dressed as women,I just knew it.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Right I can't keep it in anymore. F&B is just being his usual daft self,it's not my birthday for another three months!

We need to collectively sit on his head,preferably men first. He'll like that...

The French t**t!! "

He is a twit you're not wrong there,you can still get me a pressie mind if you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right I can't keep it in anymore. F&B is just being his usual daft self,it's not my birthday for another three months!

We need to collectively sit on his head,preferably men first. He'll like that...

The French t**t!!

He is a twit you're not wrong there,you can still get me a pressie mind if you want."

Some swimming goggles? Used?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Nice to see the French one back

*salivates all down her top*

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Happy birthday lovey x hope you have a great day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not her birthday apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Right I can't keep it in anymore. F&B is just being his usual daft self,it's not my birthday for another three months!

We need to collectively sit on his head,preferably men first. He'll like that...

The French t**t!!

He is a twit you're not wrong there,you can still get me a pressie mind if you want.

Some swimming goggles? Used? "

What colour are they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right I can't keep it in anymore. F&B is just being his usual daft self,it's not my birthday for another three months!

We need to collectively sit on his head,preferably men first. He'll like that...

The French t**t!! "

Love you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right I can't keep it in anymore. F&B is just being his usual daft self,it's not my birthday for another three months!

We need to collectively sit on his head,preferably men first. He'll like that...

The French t**t!!

He is a twit you're not wrong there,you can still get me a pressie mind if you want.

Some swimming goggles? Used?

What colour are they?"

See avatar pic for details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very happy birthday to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well a happy unbirthday to you. He just wished me happy birthday and it was over a month ago but I guess better late than never!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Right I can't keep it in anymore. F&B is just being his usual daft self,it's not my birthday for another three months!

We need to collectively sit on his head,preferably men first. He'll like that...

The French t**t!!

He is a twit you're not wrong there,you can still get me a pressie mind if you want.

Some swimming goggles? Used?

What colour are they?

See avatar pic for details "

Nar I'm not rocking them to be honest.

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X "

Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.

Be still my beating heart.

I've only gone and got a wide on......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X

Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.

Be still my beating heart.

I've only gone and got a wide on......

It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !!

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X

Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.

Be still my beating heart.

I've only gone and got a wide on......

It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !!"

It's early yet, there's still time lover!!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Ignite you beautiful, classy, posh old bird you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X

Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.

Be still my beating heart.

I've only gone and got a wide on......

It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !!

It's early yet, there's still time lover!!!!"

You message when you want your 3minutes of pure bliss then

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Happy Birthday, lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have an Amazing day

xxx

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X

Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.

Be still my beating heart.

I've only gone and got a wide on......

It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !!

It's early yet, there's still time lover!!!!

You message when you want your 3minutes of pure bliss then "

I'd LOVE another 3 minutes.

Oooooft.

Can we go to Waitrose again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X

Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.

Be still my beating heart.

I've only gone and got a wide on......

It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !!

It's early yet, there's still time lover!!!!

You message when you want your 3minutes of pure bliss then

I'd LOVE another 3 minutes.

Oooooft.

Can we go to Waitrose again?"

What about John Lewis?

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X

Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.

Be still my beating heart.

I've only gone and got a wide on......

It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !!

It's early yet, there's still time lover!!!!

You message when you want your 3minutes of pure bliss then

I'd LOVE another 3 minutes.

Oooooft.

Can we go to Waitrose again?

What about John Lewis? "

YES!!!! Come and get me or lose forever mon petite sange!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X

Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.

Be still my beating heart.

I've only gone and got a wide on......

It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !!

It's early yet, there's still time lover!!!!

You message when you want your 3minutes of pure bliss then

I'd LOVE another 3 minutes.

Oooooft.

Can we go to Waitrose again?

What about John Lewis?

YES!!!! Come and get me or lose forever mon petite sange!!

Sange?

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X

Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.

Be still my beating heart.

I've only gone and got a wide on......

It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !!

It's early yet, there's still time lover!!!!

You message when you want your 3minutes of pure bliss then

I'd LOVE another 3 minutes.

Oooooft.

Can we go to Waitrose again?

What about John Lewis?

YES!!!! Come and get me or lose forever mon petite sange!!

Sange?

Singe? My Francais is tres rusty.

I've not had any French in me for a while....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday Ignite mwah X

Nice to see your return yah gorgeous bastard.

Be still my beating heart.

I've only gone and got a wide on......

It has been awhile I haven't dick stabbed your pussy btw !!

It's early yet, there's still time lover!!!!

You message when you want your 3minutes of pure bliss then

I'd LOVE another 3 minutes.

Oooooft.

Can we go to Waitrose again?

What about John Lewis?

YES!!!! Come and get me or lose forever mon petite sange!!

Sange?

Singe? My Francais is tres rusty.

I've not had any French in me for a while....

Do not look any further then

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I hope you've all clubbed together to get me something nice,I don't want no naff presents of anyone.

I've got you a mug.

Bravo!!!!!!!

Very bold of you to have a mug with "that" picture on it.

Possibly my favourite mug of all time. That and Jim's.

It'll haunt me til the day I die...

I thought it was rather pleasant.

I knew you had a liking for men dressed as women,I just knew it."

Shhhhhhhhh.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Happy Birthday Ignite you beautiful, classy, posh old bird you!

Oi it's not my birthday you cheeky young thing you! You can still get me a pressie though.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Can we keep on the subject matter of my 'Not' birthday please. I want chocolate and wine,not slobbering over each other for heaven sakes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we keep on the subject matter of my 'Not' birthday please. I want chocolate and wine,not slobbering over each other for heaven sakes."

Come get your birthday shag ignite. I will try to last longer than 56 seconds this time X

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Happy Birthday!

May the year ahead be full of the hottest, steamiest sex ever.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Happy Birthday Ignite you beautiful, classy, posh old bird you!

Oi it's not my birthday you cheeky young thing you! You can still get me a pressie though."

Cool. Chocolate and some slippers at the next MLS? Maybe a crossword magazine. Yeah.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Can we keep on the subject matter of my 'Not' birthday please. I want chocolate and wine,not slobbering over each other for heaven sakes.

Come get your birthday shag ignite. I will try to last longer than 56 seconds this time X "

Gosh I've just cum with the thought of that...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Happy Birthday Ignite you beautiful, classy, posh old bird you!

Oi it's not my birthday you cheeky young thing you! You can still get me a pressie though.

Cool. Chocolate and some slippers at the next MLS? Maybe a crossword magazine. Yeah.

No,no crossword magazine. Yes to the slippers,but don't make them granny slippers,please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday you lezza xx

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Happy birthday you lezza xx"

F&B is being a silly boy again,it's not for another three months. He's wishing my life away as being 51 isn't already old enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine what it would be like to be married to FabulousandBearded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy birthday you lezza xx

F&B is being a silly boy again,it's not for another three months. He's wishing my life away as being 51 isn't already old enough!"

Happy random Friday of your 51st year of life... you lezza xx

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Imagine what it would be like to be married to FabulousandBearded."

The mind boggles doesn't it,it would be great and not so great in equal measures.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Happy birthday you lezza xx

F&B is being a silly boy again,it's not for another three months. He's wishing my life away as being 51 isn't already old enough!

Happy random Friday of your 51st year of life... you lezza xx"

Aww thanks chick,sweet little bugger aren't you. You'd be the perfect man if you were bisexual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy birthday you lezza xx

F&B is being a silly boy again,it's not for another three months. He's wishing my life away as being 51 isn't already old enough!

Happy random Friday of your 51st year of life... you lezza xx

Aww thanks chick,sweet little bugger aren't you. You'd be the perfect man if you were bisexual"

I’d take one up the Shute for you

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Happy birthday you lezza xx

F&B is being a silly boy again,it's not for another three months. He's wishing my life away as being 51 isn't already old enough!

Happy random Friday of your 51st year of life... you lezza xx

Aww thanks chick,sweet little bugger aren't you. You'd be the perfect man if you were bisexual

I’d take one up the Shute for you

It's funny how one small sentence can get your drying perimenopausel fanny going again...

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Xx "

Way to go dude

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I can't wait for my birthday now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't wait for my birthday now..."

#metoo

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