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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Last thread got filled, amazing!!!! Just goes to show how popular these important threads are.

What brand of toilet paper do you buy?

How many sheets do you use?

When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools.

If you posted on the last thread - has your answer changed in the last 29 weeks?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I like the Andrex supreme clean washlets, they give a far better finish with no chafing

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I use Waitrose white label. It's not super luxe but it's a long way from wiping your arse with newspaper.

Psa: clean bums on meets are important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the Andrex supreme clean washlets, they give a far better finish with no chafing "

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Still don't use paper and probably never will.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Last thread got filled, amazing!!!! Just goes to show how popular these important threads are.

What brand of toilet paper do you buy?

How many sheets do you use?

When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools.

If you posted on the last thread - has your answer changed in the last 29 weeks? "
You can always rely on Queeny to get to the heart of important and relevant topics for the modern era

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Psa: clean bums on meets are important. "

Basic

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Last thread got filled, amazing!!!! Just goes to show how popular these important threads are.

What brand of toilet paper do you buy?

How many sheets do you use?

When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools.

If you posted on the last thread - has your answer changed in the last 29 weeks? You can always rely on Queeny to get to the heart of important and relevant topics for the modern era "
Biodegradable wipes btw

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Still don't use paper and probably never will. "
Huh ?? I'm guessing you use the 3 seashells then

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"

Psa: clean bums on meets are important.

Basic "

On a site where a significant minority of profiles feel the need to declare that they know what soap is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless you intend to rim me or poke a cheeky finger up my poopshoot, you have no right to know what paper I wipe with

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last thread got filled, amazing!!!! Just goes to show how popular these important threads are.

What brand of toilet paper do you buy?

How many sheets do you use?

When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools.

If you posted on the last thread - has your answer changed in the last 29 weeks?

You can always rely on Queeny to get to the heart of important and relevant topics for the modern era "

I care about the fab community and I’m not afraid to ask the important questions

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I used to always buy Andrex but have recently switched to Aldi’s luxury toilet tissue. It’s pretty thick , very soft and costs a fraction of the price.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Last thread got filled, amazing!!!! Just goes to show how popular these important threads are.

What brand of toilet paper do you buy?

How many sheets do you use?

When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools.

If you posted on the last thread - has your answer changed in the last 29 weeks?

You can always rely on Queeny to get to the heart of important and relevant topics for the modern era

I care about the fab community and I’m not afraid to ask the important questions "
And we love ya for it xx

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Still don't use paper and probably never will. Huh ?? I'm guessing you use the 3 seashells then "

Ouch, sounds painful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you do.. Don't drag your shitty arse down a Lincolnshire dyke because you were desperate and had no bog roll.

Gave me bum cheek cellulitis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a flunky do it for me using sheets of lavender infused raw silk toilet roll

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Whatever you do.. Don't drag your shitty arse down a Lincolnshire dyke because you were desperate and had no bog roll.

Gave me bum cheek cellulitis "

Is that a ethunism for a Lincolnshire lesbian.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World


"Still don't use paper and probably never will. Huh ?? I'm guessing you use the 3 seashells then "

Sitting here trying to remember what film that is from..... got there in the end

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Still don't use paper and probably never will. Huh ?? I'm guessing you use the 3 seashells then

Sitting here trying to remember what film that is from..... got there in the end "
Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whatever you do.. Don't drag your shitty arse down a Lincolnshire dyke because you were desperate and had no bog roll.

Gave me bum cheek cellulitis

Is that a ethunism for a Lincolnshire lesbian. "

I wish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still don't use paper and probably never will. "

What do you use? Tea towels?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Still don't use paper and probably never will.

What do you use? Tea towels? "

I was wondering the same thing? Maybe just water and a hand like they do in some countries.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Still don't use paper and probably never will.

What do you use? Tea towels?

I was wondering the same thing? Maybe just water and a hand like they do in some countries. "

Nah, your all wrong but close.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still don't use paper and probably never will.

What do you use? Tea towels?

I was wondering the same thing? Maybe just water and a hand like they do in some countries.

Nah, your all wrong but close. "

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Last thread got filled, amazing!!!! Just goes to show how popular these important threads are.

What brand of toilet paper do you buy?

How many sheets do you use?

When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools.

If you posted on the last thread - has your answer changed in the last 29 weeks? "

Well to sum up, on the hole, it doesn’t really matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

COSTCO Kirkland great value last long enough.

2x 2 sheets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last thread got filled, amazing!!!! Just goes to show how popular these important threads are.

What brand of toilet paper do you buy?

How many sheets do you use?

When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools.

If you posted on the last thread - has your answer changed in the last 29 weeks?

Well to sum up, on the hole, it doesn’t really matter "

Course it does! Don’t want a chaffed bumhole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still don't use paper and probably never will.

What do you use? Tea towels?

I was wondering the same thing? Maybe just water and a hand like they do in some countries.

Nah, your all wrong but close. "

Baby wipes?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Tesco standard toilet paper. White.

Not quilted and thick, not scented, none of your Aloe Vera on it. £2 approx for x4 rolls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bump.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bump. "

Haha

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Whatever's on offer in the supermarket.

Currently it's Cushelle, 9 rolls for £4.

Lidl used to sell three grades of bog paper: Thin, Very Thin, and Yuck.

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By *CDecauxMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Still don't use paper and probably never will.

What do you use? Tea towels?

I was wondering the same thing? Maybe just water and a hand like they do in some countries.

Nah, your all wrong but close. "

Old school bidet I reckon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the rare occasion I've used cheap toilet paper,it has put me in touch with my inner self.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On the rare occasion I've used cheap toilet paper,it has put me in touch with my inner self."

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Nicky toilet roll

From Home Bargains, 4 quid for 18, really soft, smells nice as it has added Aloe Vera, plus, they run a tree planting initiative planting more than they cut down apparently....I can't prove this..so I have to believe them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asda shades seems to be our fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One (painful) word....... Izal

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I actually don’t use it myself. I have a Little man on call who does the job for me and who then moisturises it and massages it back to tightness

Well you did ask

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Asda shades seems to be our fave "
I use this . The purple quilted one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we use crushella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we use crushella "

i think thats what its called

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bump "

I still use the same big roll as I did 17 weeks ago Queeny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bump

I still use the same big roll as I did 17 weeks ago Queeny "

I’m glad to hear it!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Bump "

Hold on Queenie, I’ll be with you in a sec; I’m just wiping me bum......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we use crushella

i think thats what its called"

Something like that, I can’t be bothered going to check

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bump

Hold on Queenie, I’ll be with you in a sec; I’m just wiping me bum...... "

Make sure you wash your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mrs likes the one that smelly of coconut... I just don't get why. It's not going to stop your shit stinking...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My Mrs likes the one that smelly of coconut... I just don't get why. It's not going to stop your shit stinking..."

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I still like the Andrex washlets, can't be cutting about with my tea towel holder in rag order!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"My Mrs likes the one that smelly of coconut... I just don't get why. It's not going to stop your shit stinking..."

Such lovely words lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

We buy Tescos own or ASDA shades. I'm not wasting more money on something I flush down the loo! They're plenty soft enough.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I have Aldi poo roll, it's peach coloured. I use the flushable wipes too, usually the coconut ones.

I also wipe standing up, not sure why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what an apt thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what an apt thread "

Ffs

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