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she has been offered a photo shoot again, zoo or nuts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So most of you know about my girlfriend being an ex glamour model.

Well the main reason she wanted me to be in a monogamous relationship with her is that she has been offered some more work to do a photo shoot for nuts and zoo magazine.

The problem is she can only appear in one due to the contract so i would like to ask the guys which one would you buy.

Is it the zoo photo shoot or nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe cant wait to see whre this one leads!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

She'd be nuts not to do the zoo shoot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither. Couldn't give a rat's ass to be honest.

Why are you looking for career advice for your girlfriend on a site of people you don't know?

This would be more likely to impress if it were true.

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"So most of you know about my girlfriend being an ex glamour model.

Well the main reason she wanted me to be in a monogamous relationship with her is that she has been offered some more work to do a photo shoot for nuts and zoo magazine.

The problem is she can only appear in one due to the contract so i would like to ask the guys which one would you buy.

Is it the zoo photo shoot or nuts?"

Neither, they're both shit...

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

How about Horse and Hound?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about Horse and Hound?"

have you just been watching notting hill?

you've got a crush on hugh grant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By EX glamour, I presume most men have seen her displayed naked?

If she has had that exposure before for magazines, then choosing one herself wouldn't be hard for her to choose.

P.S. any vids of her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear where do you get these ideas from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you what, post the pics on here first and letssee how FABBED they get

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By EX glamour, I presume most men have seen her displayed naked?

If she has had that exposure before for magazines, then choosing one herself wouldn't be hard for her to choose.

P.S. any vids of her "

lot's have seen her naked yes but we haven't had the call from hugh hefners people yet and we have vids but only in our private collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By EX glamour, I presume most men have seen her displayed naked?

If she has had that exposure before for magazines, then choosing one herself wouldn't be hard for her to choose.

P.S. any vids of her

lot's have seen her naked yes but we haven't had the call from hugh hefners people yet and we have vids but only in our private collection "

lets make them public then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By EX glamour, I presume most men have seen her displayed naked?

If she has had that exposure before for magazines, then choosing one herself wouldn't be hard for her to choose.

P.S. any vids of her

lot's have seen her naked yes but we haven't had the call from hugh hefners people yet and we have vids but only in our private collection "

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Cinderella and other fairy tales?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh dear where do you get these ideas from? "

you think i'm lying? one would never create such a fabrication

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester

Could she not appear in both if after the zoo shoot,you let a bit of air out of her,so she looked slimmer,them went to the nuts shoot ?

Genius ?

Yeah I know, thanks though.

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Assuming the pay for both is fairly equal, pick the one that the lady has had the better photographers with.

Never bought or read either of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could she not appear in both if after the zoo shoot,you let a bit of air out of her,so she looked slimmer,them went to the nuts shoot ?

Genius ?

Yeah I know, thanks though."

won't work mate she's got a few tatoos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your girlfriend is an EX glamour model why is she still getting offers of photo shoots?

Am I missing something here, is she coming out of retirement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This zoo magazine, Twycross or London?

Will she be in the monkey house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And please, explain to me how a monogamous relationship with you is affected by her being offered a photoshoot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would anything as it's going tobe better than your profile photo LOL

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

There are two magazines which come to mind for your lovely gf .... Girls and Corpses and Modern D*unkard..

Look them up xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And please, explain to me how a monogamous relationship with you is affected by her being offered a photoshoot? "

you missed the other thread which explained lot's... My threads are like a soap opera except i don't repeat it all on a sunday afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought she did'nt want you to swing so why are you discussing her on a swinger site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are two magazines which come to mind for your lovely gf .... Girls and Corpses and Modern D*unkard..

Look them up xx "

Margeret....Margeret.......Margeret

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.YES?

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.Do we have any copies of Modern D*unkard or Girls and Corpses?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought she did'nt want you to swing so why are you discussing her on a swinger site."

when you stop smoking do you still talk to smokers?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"By EX glamour, I presume most men have seen her displayed naked?

If she has had that exposure before for magazines, then choosing one herself wouldn't be hard for her to choose.

P.S. any vids of her

lot's have seen her naked yes but we haven't had the call from hugh hefners people yet and we have vids but only in our private collection

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Cinderella and other fairy tales? "

Grimm.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"There are two magazines which come to mind for your lovely gf .... Girls and Corpses and Modern D*unkard..

Look them up xx

Margeret....Margeret.......Margeret

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.

.YES?

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.Do we have any copies of Modern D*unkard or Girls and Corpses? "

Oh god that made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh dear where do you get these ideas from?

you think i'm lying? one would never create such a fabrication "

nah i actually believe you for some insane reason lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Am i the only one thinking, or at least saying, EX glamour = now munter?

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"And please, explain to me how a monogamous relationship with you is affected by her being offered a photoshoot? "

surely thats obvious.

he isnt famous enough for her to sell the story to the sunday tabloids and make a lot of money off his sexual exertions.

personally i would go with zoo, as she would be better recieved as they have a smaller readership than nuts, however, niether of the populous that pruchase said magazines would probably do more than stare at the pics anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Am i the only one thinking, or at least saying, EX glamour = now munter?"

Jerry Halls a ex glamour model id hardly call her a munter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So Bob's ex - glamour girl has got 'original patina' like Jerry Hall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Am i the only one thinking, or at least saying, EX glamour = now munter?

Jerry Halls a ex glamour model id hardly call her a munter "

Linda Lusardi I most deffinately would.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And please, explain to me how a monogamous relationship with you is affected by her being offered a photoshoot?

surely thats obvious.

he isnt famous enough for her to sell the story to the sunday tabloids and make a lot of money off his sexual exertions.

personally i would go with zoo, as she would be better recieved as they have a smaller readership than nuts, however, niether of the populous that pruchase said magazines would probably do more than stare at the pics anyway."

maybe not in england but why do people always want to sell the story? I've fucked women who when i was younger i used to have their posters on my bedroom wall. Did i ever sell the story?? no because a gentleman never tells

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

if we are offering advice... then i think we should get 20% agents fee as well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here bob your not fucking Jerry Hall are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And please, explain to me how a monogamous relationship with you is affected by her being offered a photoshoot?

surely thats obvious.

he isnt famous enough for her to sell the story to the sunday tabloids and make a lot of money off his sexual exertions.

personally i would go with zoo, as she would be better recieved as they have a smaller readership than nuts, however, niether of the populous that pruchase said magazines would probably do more than stare at the pics anyway.

maybe not in england but why do people always want to sell the story? I've fucked women who when i was younger i used to have their posters on my bedroom wall. Did i ever sell the story?? no because a gentleman never tells "

Nora Batty would never tell bob, you're secret is safe with her

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"And please, explain to me how a monogamous relationship with you is affected by her being offered a photoshoot?

surely thats obvious.

he isnt famous enough for her to sell the story to the sunday tabloids and make a lot of money off his sexual exertions.

personally i would go with zoo, as she would be better recieved as they have a smaller readership than nuts, however, niether of the populous that pruchase said magazines would probably do more than stare at the pics anyway.

maybe not in england but why do people always want to sell the story? I've fucked women who when i was younger i used to have their posters on my bedroom wall. Did i ever sell the story?? no because a gentleman never tells "

woooopie dooo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

maybe not in england but why do people always want to sell the story? I've fucked women who when i was younger i used to have their posters on my bedroom wall. Did i ever sell the story?? no because a gentleman never tells "

so how comes you didnt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And please, explain to me how a monogamous relationship with you is affected by her being offered a photoshoot?

surely thats obvious.

he isnt famous enough for her to sell the story to the sunday tabloids and make a lot of money off his sexual exertions.

personally i would go with zoo, as she would be better recieved as they have a smaller readership than nuts, however, niether of the populous that pruchase said magazines would probably do more than stare at the pics anyway.

maybe not in england but why do people always want to sell the story? I've fucked women who when i was younger i used to have their posters on my bedroom wall. Did i ever sell the story?? no because a gentleman never tells "

I am at a loss reading this as there is just no consistency in the tales you seem to be telling. I know lots of people are lonely and I can appreciate you crave attention but disguising your girlfriend in such a manner does you no favours at all as I see it. Would it not be more respectful to her not disclosing details about her when she obviously wants you not to be involved in the swinging scene. I have to say i feel very sorry for her being discussed in such a way.

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"And please, explain to me how a monogamous relationship with you is affected by her being offered a photoshoot?

surely thats obvious.

he isnt famous enough for her to sell the story to the sunday tabloids and make a lot of money off his sexual exertions.

personally i would go with zoo, as she would be better recieved as they have a smaller readership than nuts, however, niether of the populous that pruchase said magazines would probably do more than stare at the pics anyway.

maybe not in england but why do people always want to sell the story? I've fucked women who when i was younger i used to have their posters on my bedroom wall. Did i ever sell the story?? no because a gentleman never tells "

you find, in tabloids, its mostly the woman selling the story of the bloke, tbh, but then why would a 'posergirl' sell a story of shagging a nobody?

just wouldnt make sense really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The internet is Now Amazing !!!!

We will be the first to admit to posting some d*unk shite on the forums.

But For the first time ever - We can now Actually Smell the Shite....

we thinks the OP is

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

we only know..

'cos you told us..

has anyone actually seen this lady?

have you even seen her bob?

like backing a one legged man in an arse kicking competition..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't seem to get the song

"Somewhere over the Rainbow"

out of my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And please, explain to me how a monogamous relationship with you is affected by her being offered a photoshoot?

surely thats obvious.

he isnt famous enough for her to sell the story to the sunday tabloids and make a lot of money off his sexual exertions.

personally i would go with zoo, as she would be better recieved as they have a smaller readership than nuts, however, niether of the populous that pruchase said magazines would probably do more than stare at the pics anyway.

maybe not in england but why do people always want to sell the story? I've fucked women who when i was younger i used to have their posters on my bedroom wall. Did i ever sell the story?? no because a gentleman never tells

I am at a loss reading this as there is just no consistency in the tales you seem to be telling. I know lots of people are lonely and I can appreciate you crave attention but disguising your girlfriend in such a manner does you no favours at all as I see it. Would it not be more respectful to her not disclosing details about her when she obviously wants you not to be involved in the swinging scene. I have to say i feel very sorry for her being discussed in such a way."

are u a therapist?? well it all started the first time i learnt about masturbation.... i was on a school camping trip and some girls found some porn mags in a plastic bag near some trees. I took the magazines back to my tent and ended up with a stiff cock. I wanked myself silly and from that day on i have been a lonely wanker. I also learnt on that day that i was ambidextrous because i could wank with both hands equally good. Now at my laptop i take it in turns wanking with my left hand and using the qwerty keypad with my right and vice versa. I no longer go camping as this episode has scarred me but i do often walk around with a tent in my trousers

I feel better already, same time next week?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

maybe not in england but why do people always want to sell the story? I've fucked women who when i was younger i used to have their posters on my bedroom wall. Did i ever sell the story?? no because a gentleman never tells

so how comes you didnt? "

i'm not skint yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And please, explain to me how a monogamous relationship with you is affected by her being offered a photoshoot?

surely thats obvious.

he isnt famous enough for her to sell the story to the sunday tabloids and make a lot of money off his sexual exertions.

personally i would go with zoo, as she would be better recieved as they have a smaller readership than nuts, however, niether of the populous that pruchase said magazines would probably do more than stare at the pics anyway.

maybe not in england but why do people always want to sell the story? I've fucked women who when i was younger i used to have their posters on my bedroom wall. Did i ever sell the story?? no because a gentleman never tells

I am at a loss reading this as there is just no consistency in the tales you seem to be telling. I know lots of people are lonely and I can appreciate you crave attention but disguising your girlfriend in such a manner does you no favours at all as I see it. Would it not be more respectful to her not disclosing details about her when she obviously wants you not to be involved in the swinging scene. I have to say i feel very sorry for her being discussed in such a way.

are u a therapist?? well it all started the first time i learnt about masturbation.... i was on a school camping trip and some girls found some porn mags in a plastic bag near some trees. I took the magazines back to my tent and ended up with a stiff cock. I wanked myself silly and from that day on i have been a lonely wanker. I also learnt on that day that i was ambidextrous because i could wank with both hands equally good. Now at my laptop i take it in turns wanking with my left hand and using the qwerty keypad with my right and vice versa. I no longer go camping as this episode has scarred me but i do often walk around with a tent in my trousers

I feel better already, same time next week?"

Sorry I assume you are seeking positive attention to feed your ego then. I just can't understand you saying a gentleman never tells then you discuss your partners potential prospects on an open swinging site where anyone could contact the publications and point then to this thread. Does her prospects mean so little to you?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

Sorry I assume you are seeking positive attention to feed your ego then. I just can't understand you saying a gentleman never tells then you discuss your partners potential prospects on an open swinging site where anyone could contact the publications and point then to this thread. Does her prospects mean so little to you?"

I recon the publications would welcome the apt publicity.... with the amount of wankers on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either I'm pissed or the OP is making not a lot of sense ....... either way I'm off to get a glass of wine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

marmite, love it or hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"marmite, love it or hate it"

Love marmite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"marmite, love it or hate it

Love marmite. "

red or white wine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it and white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"marmite, love it or hate it

Love marmite.

red or white wine?"

red and white, although not in the same glass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"marmite, love it or hate it

Love marmite.

red or white wine?

red and white, although not in the same glass."

spit or swallow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

spit or swallow?"

do i look like i waste food

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Have to say bob, your more of a brave man than i am letting people know about your past history up to a few years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have to say bob, your more of a brave man than i am letting people know about your past history up to a few years ago"

saw it on tv and the internet so it must be real

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Have to say bob, your more of a brave man than i am letting people know about your past history up to a few years ago"

so you been kidding us you're a girlie all these years?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Have to say bob, your more of a brave man than i am letting people know about your past history up to a few years ago

so you been kidding us you're a girlie all these years? "

he was the page three pinup lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Have to say bob, your more of a brave man than i am letting people know about your past history up to a few years ago

so you been kidding us you're a girlie all these years?

he was the page three blowup lol"

Really? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Bob.

Crikey you think you have problems. I've been offered a £100M 4 year contract with Real Madrid and one with AC Milan.

Plus Stallone was on the blower asking me if I fancied being in the next Expendables film and Dana White has offered me £5M to fight Anderson Silva in Vegas in 2 weeks time.

I just don't know which option to take. I've had success before during my years in the SAS and of course my stint as an astronaut with NASA but this one has me puzzled.

Any idea what I should do?

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By *irty_bhamMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"Evening Bob.

Crikey you think you have problems. I've been offered a £100M 4 year contract with Real Madrid and one with AC Milan.

Plus Stallone was on the blower asking me if I fancied being in the next Expendables film and Dana White has offered me £5M to fight Anderson Silva in Vegas in 2 weeks time.

I just don't know which option to take. I've had success before during my years in the SAS and of course my stint as an astronaut with NASA but this one has me puzzled.

Any idea what I should do?"

it's no good asking bob.

he can't decide between nuts or zoo

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

BOB I do love your posts, I still am dithering wether they are illusionall or real but either way I dont care they entertain me. Keep up the good work

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"BOB I do love your posts, I still am dithering wether they are illusionall or real but either way I dont care they entertain me. Keep up the good work "

mrscoantrim, i do love your boobs, and an ass to die for

and i'm just dithering, but boy is it good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Bob.

Crikey you think you have problems. I've been offered a £100M 4 year contract with Real Madrid and one with AC Milan.

Plus Stallone was on the blower asking me if I fancied being in the next Expendables film and Dana White has offered me £5M to fight Anderson Silva in Vegas in 2 weeks time.

I just don't know which option to take. I've had success before during my years in the SAS and of course my stint as an astronaut with NASA but this one has me puzzled.

Any idea what I should do?"

if it's money you like then choose football. Would you find it easier to speak spanish or italian? (this would determine club choice)

if you feel you could win the fight with 2 weeks training go for it!

about the film, would it not be possible to do a cameo role as well as doing the football or fighting?

SAS training could get you a job working with bear grylls perhaps if your not interested in bodyguard or security work.

Agent, manager...have you got one of these??

No probs i will take you on my books and sort your future. Football san siro here we come £100m but 3 year contract. Also got work as the baddie in next james bond film.. got you this part due to your military training.

I will email you all the details and get you ready for the medical to sign the contract

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

I will email you all the details and get you ready for the medical to sign the contract"

fuck that, if he's so unfit to sign a bit of paper, he ain't gonna last 90 mins in Milan or the ring albeit in 10 x 3 minute sessions ( incl 2 rematches )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Bob.

Crikey you think you have problems. I've been offered a £100M 4 year contract with Real Madrid and one with AC Milan.

Plus Stallone was on the blower asking me if I fancied being in the next Expendables film and Dana White has offered me £5M to fight Anderson Silva in Vegas in 2 weeks time.

I just don't know which option to take. I've had success before during my years in the SAS and of course my stint as an astronaut with NASA but this one has me puzzled.

Any idea what I should do?

if it's money you like then choose football. Would you find it easier to speak spanish or italian? (this would determine club choice)

if you feel you could win the fight with 2 weeks training go for it!

about the film, would it not be possible to do a cameo role as well as doing the football or fighting?

SAS training could get you a job working with bear grylls perhaps if your not interested in bodyguard or security work.

Agent, manager...have you got one of these??

No probs i will take you on my books and sort your future. Football san siro here we come £100m but 3 year contract. Also got work as the baddie in next james bond film.. got you this part due to your military training.

I will email you all the details and get you ready for the medical to sign the contract"

Fair play Bob.

I love how you keep with the banter! Good luck to you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I will email you all the details and get you ready for the medical to sign the contract

fuck that, if he's so unfit to sign a bit of paper, he ain't gonna last 90 mins in Milan or the ring albeit in 10 x 3 minute sessions ( incl 2 rematches )"

thats why i'm manager because we got him down as super sub in his contract due to his film commitments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I will email you all the details and get you ready for the medical to sign the contract

fuck that, if he's so unfit to sign a bit of paper, he ain't gonna last 90 mins in Milan or the ring albeit in 10 x 3 minute sessions ( incl 2 rematches )"

Don't worry it's ok.

The scrap with Anderson is 5x 5mins as it's for the Championship. I can fit it in between getting myself ready for the cameo in The Expendables and mulling over the offers from Real and Milan.

That stuff about me being in the SAS aswell. Keep that between us eh as it's all hush hush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either I'm pissed or the OP is making not a lot of sense ....... either way I'm off to get a glass of wine. "

probs make more sense if you were. Scarey if you ask me.

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By *ever been kissedMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

haha, this thread is funny.

please keep feeding the troll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"nuts"

just woke up scratching my nuts so it might be a sign, either that or i got crabs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hehe cant wait to see whre this one leads!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob, you are nothing short of an attention whore!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bob, you are nothing short of an attention whore!! "

maybe but i like to think of it as passing time whilst at work and having a laugh, except for upsetting the boxer dude on facebook i don't think he's happy with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about Horse and Hound?"
Now thats the one i have been in , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bod maybe marrie her and she can go in real house-wifes mag . I tell you theres alot here ... lol

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By *littylikka69Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

prefer construction news,bet she would look good in just a hard hat!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So most of you ...... "

..... couldn't give a shit lol

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Roy Of The Rovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget persuing your sporting prowess and porn star lifestyle bob, write a book on your past adventures You'll have more chapters and tomes than the Vatican Library

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forget persuing your sporting prowess and porn star lifestyle bob, write a book on your past adventures You'll have more chapters and tomes than the Vatican Library "
makes you think what post is coming next , lol she has a sister too and i bet had the hotts for bob , lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"There are two magazines which come to mind for your lovely gf .... Girls and Corpses and Modern D*unkard..

Look them up xx

Margeret....Margeret.......Margeret

.

.

.

.

.

.YES?

.

.Do we have any copies of Modern D*unkard or Girls and Corpses? "

That made me laugh

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Bob.

Crikey you think you have problems. I've been offered a £100M 4 year contract with Real Madrid and one with AC Milan.

Plus Stallone was on the blower asking me if I fancied being in the next Expendables film and Dana White has offered me £5M to fight Anderson Silva in Vegas in 2 weeks time.

I just don't know which option to take. I've had success before during my years in the SAS and of course my stint as an astronaut with NASA but this one has me puzzled.

Any idea what I should do?"

You cold take a job as Bob's ghost writer!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Bob.

Crikey you think you have problems. I've been offered a £100M 4 year contract with Real Madrid and one with AC Milan.

Plus Stallone was on the blower asking me if I fancied being in the next Expendables film and Dana White has offered me £5M to fight Anderson Silva in Vegas in 2 weeks time.

I just don't know which option to take. I've had success before during my years in the SAS and of course my stint as an astronaut with NASA but this one has me puzzled.

Any idea what I should do?

You cold take a job as Bob's ghost writer!? "

I'm not sure my imagination is vivid enough for that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been shopping, paid a few bills and was looking forward to catching up on this thread and half of its gone!!

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"So most of you know about my girlfriend being an ex glamour model.

Well the main reason she wanted me to be in a monogamous relationship with her is that she has been offered some more work to do a photo shoot for nuts and zoo magazine.

The problem is she can only appear in one due to the contract so i would like to ask the guys which one would you buy.

Is it the zoo photo shoot or nuts?"

Models are self employed so can work for who ever when ever, unless the model is offered a contract for a certain length of time which will include several shoots etc, which in turn would mean more than the £250 a day going to thousands for a contract, cant see it our selves

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So most of you know about my girlfriend being an ex glamour model.

Well the main reason she wanted me to be in a monogamous relationship with her is that she has been offered some more work to do a photo shoot for nuts and zoo magazine.

The problem is she can only appear in one due to the contract so i would like to ask the guys which one would you buy.

Is it the zoo photo shoot or nuts?

Models are self employed so can work for who ever when ever, unless the model is offered a contract for a certain length of time which will include several shoots etc, which in turn would mean more than the £250 a day going to thousands for a contract, cant see it our selves

xxx"

does it or does it not say "contract" in the original post?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forget persuing your sporting prowess and porn star lifestyle bob, write a book on your past adventures You'll have more chapters and tomes than the Vatican Library "

i have now i'm swing22's football agent!!! are u coming to the san siro to see the new star?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forget persuing your sporting prowess and porn star lifestyle bob, write a book on your past adventures You'll have more chapters and tomes than the Vatican Library

i have now i'm swing22's football agent!!! are u coming to the san siro to see the new star? "

Nope! I'm a women and wheels man, don't like football that much.

Love to see pugilists and similar too

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

simple the one that pays the most

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forget persuing your sporting prowess and porn star lifestyle bob, write a book on your past adventures You'll have more chapters and tomes than the Vatican Library makes you think what post is coming next , lol she has a sister too and i bet had the hotts for bob , lol "

you know her don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Forget persuing your sporting prowess and porn star lifestyle bob, write a book on your past adventures You'll have more chapters and tomes than the Vatican Library

i have now i'm swing22's football agent!!! are u coming to the san siro to see the new star? "

Bad news Bob. Got to cancel the Milan trip.

Real say they'll chuck in another £1M a year if I stop swinging. Wot do you think?

Good news on the film front though. Expendables is a go and they don't mind me taking on Anderson in the Octagon.

Bad news is the Ferrari garage have been on and there is a longer waiting list than I was expecting.

Ah well life goes on.

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"So most of you know about my girlfriend being an ex glamour model.

Well the main reason she wanted me to be in a monogamous relationship with her is that she has been offered some more work to do a photo shoot for nuts and zoo magazine.

The problem is she can only appear in one due to the contract so i would like to ask the guys which one would you buy.

Is it the zoo photo shoot or nuts?

Models are self employed so can work for who ever when ever, unless the model is offered a contract for a certain length of time which will include several shoots etc, which in turn would mean more than the £250 a day going to thousands for a contract, cant see it our selves

xxx

does it or does it not say "contract" in the original post? "

yes it does say contract thus us saying we dont believe it, models in these mags dont do contracts, it limits there earnings, UNLESS they a big name model, sure you not thinking of a model release form

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Models are self employed so can work for who ever when ever, unless the model is offered a contract for a certain length of time which will include several shoots etc, which in turn would mean more than the £250 a day going to thousands for a contract, cant see it our selves

xxx

does it or does it not say "contract" in the original post?

yes it does say contract thus us saying we dont believe it, models in these mags dont do contracts, it limits there earnings, UNLESS they a big name model, sure you not thinking of a model release form

"

is it you saying you don't believe me or are you speaking for the whole of fab?

Ok clever cloggs are you aware that the mens monthly magazine loaded is part of the same company that makes the nuts magazine weekly? Hence forth the proposed contract to work on them both.

And thanks for just helping us make the choice. Nuts it is!!!

(we know all about model release forms from the porn work)

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"

Models are self employed so can work for who ever when ever, unless the model is offered a contract for a certain length of time which will include several shoots etc, which in turn would mean more than the £250 a day going to thousands for a contract, cant see it our selves

xxx

does it or does it not say "contract" in the original post?

yes it does say contract thus us saying we dont believe it, models in these mags dont do contracts, it limits there earnings, UNLESS they a big name model, sure you not thinking of a model release form

is it you saying you don't believe me or are you speaking for the whole of fab?

Ok clever cloggs are you aware that the mens monthly magazine loaded is part of the same company that makes the nuts magazine weekly? Hence forth the proposed contract to work on them both.

And thanks for just helping us make the choice. Nuts it is!!!

(we know all about model release forms from the porn work)"

I thought that Loaded was now published by Vitality?....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Models are self employed so can work for who ever when ever, unless the model is offered a contract for a certain length of time which will include several shoots etc, which in turn would mean more than the £250 a day going to thousands for a contract, cant see it our selves

xxx

does it or does it not say "contract" in the original post?

yes it does say contract thus us saying we dont believe it, models in these mags dont do contracts, it limits there earnings, UNLESS they a big name model, sure you not thinking of a model release form

is it you saying you don't believe me or are you speaking for the whole of fab?

Ok clever cloggs are you aware that the mens monthly magazine loaded is part of the same company that makes the nuts magazine weekly? Hence forth the proposed contract to work on them both.

And thanks for just helping us make the choice. Nuts it is!!!

(we know all about model release forms from the porn work)

I thought that Loaded was now published by Vitality?...."

correct it's who the tog is contracted too for the pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it all goes tits up bob you could make it as a shovel salesman or work for the council digging holes!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

So why is she contracted directly to the publication and not to an agency....which is the norm for glamour modelling?

Direct contracts are usually the realm of famous celebs....

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