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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good evening all and how was your day ?

mine was crap and im having a drink to comiserate with myself.

Think im in the mood to smear marmite

Then BITE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all and how was your day ?

mine was crap and im having a drink to comiserate with myself.

Think im in the mood to smear marmite

Then BITE "

Dont mind you having a nibble but not biting

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By *atchnJezzCouple
over a year ago

helensburgh

Been an ok day thanks both of us home at the same time for a change!

Shame the kids were here

xxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

im here consuming strawberries and cream and looking at porn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all and how was your day ?

mine was crap and im having a drink to comiserate with myself.

Think im in the mood to smear marmite

Then BITE

Dont mind you having a nibble but not biting "

TUT!!!

spoil all me fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine didnt start to well when i found out that debenhams had a 20% sale on after me buying a dress from there yday. but i did the sensible thing, took it back and got my money and then bought two for just a little bit more. still aint paid my speeding fine.

then i had arranged to beep mally from forum as i drove past him on the way home. but i was running late and speeding on way to the police station to enquire about my speeding ticket so i missed him.

plus i know have well travelled germs that went from the beach party to barnsley and now have settled in liverpool.

i suggest surgical masks at the next social, pretend all the men are really george clooney behind the masks lol

i think a bottle of red wine may cure me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all and how was your day ?

mine was crap and im having a drink to comiserate with myself.

Think im in the mood to smear marmite

Then BITE

Dont mind you having a nibble but not biting

TUT!!!

spoil all me fun "

I know but biting it hurts you know

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

An ok day ish for me today.

One of my staff tried to leave early and i had to call her to get her to come back, pmsl!!!

She wasnt impressed that we all thought it was rather funny!!!!

Went to Tesco's and got 3 cases of Stella for £15 - so cracking into the first one now, hmmmmmmm, yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all and how was your day ?

mine was crap and im having a drink to comiserate with myself.

Think im in the mood to smear marmite

Then BITE

Dont mind you having a nibble but not biting

TUT!!!

spoil all me fun

I know but biting it hurts you know "

ill do it gently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mine didnt start to well when i found out that debenhams had a 20% sale on after me buying a dress from there yday. but i did the sensible thing, took it back and got my money and then bought two for just a little bit more. still aint paid my speeding fine.

then i had arranged to beep mally from forum as i drove past him on the way home. but i was running late and speeding on way to the police station to enquire about my speeding ticket so i missed him.

plus i know have well travelled germs that went from the beach party to barnsley and now have settled in liverpool.

i suggest surgical masks at the next social, pretend all the men are really george clooney behind the masks lol

i think a bottle of red wine may cure me "

Funny you say about doctors outfit and next barnsley social

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

Not been a bad day

Finally got to chat with my fella

and off to Belly Dancing shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all and how was your day ?

mine was crap and im having a drink to comiserate with myself.

Think im in the mood to smear marmite

Then BITE

Dont mind you having a nibble but not biting

TUT!!!

spoil all me fun

I know but biting it hurts you know

ill do it gently "

Your more than welcome then

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

not the best day but im making up for it a bit later on this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ok day ish for me today.

One of my staff tried to leave early and i had to call her to get her to come back, pmsl!!!

She wasnt impressed that we all thought it was rather funny!!!!

Went to Tesco's and got 3 cases of Stella for £15 - so cracking into the first one now, hmmmmmmm, yum "

Did you get any bacon??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok today was ok ... passed my computing exam!!!!! arranged a wee meet for fri and just eaten ma dinner... all in all a very productive day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok today was ok ... passed my computing exam!!!!! arranged a wee meet for fri and just eaten ma dinner... all in all a very productive day!!

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

been asleep till 3pm so missed the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok today was ok ... passed my computing exam!!!!! arranged a wee meet for fri and just eaten ma dinner... all in all a very productive day!!"

Did you say you did computer exam as i think you double hit enter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok today was ok ... passed my computing exam!!!!! arranged a wee meet for fri and just eaten ma dinner... all in all a very productive day!!"

A wee meet eww lol sorry couldnt resist xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"An ok day ish for me today.

One of my staff tried to leave early and i had to call her to get her to come back, pmsl!!!

She wasnt impressed that we all thought it was rather funny!!!!

Went to Tesco's and got 3 cases of Stella for £15 - so cracking into the first one now, hmmmmmmm, yum

Did you get any bacon??"

nah - still got some left that house mate left - will be a quick shop and replace all stolen goods next Tues, pmsl!!!

hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had a quietish sort of day really.... although I did spot a scarecrow in a field trying to have a wank but tbh I think he was just clutching at straws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mine didnt start to well when i found out that debenhams had a 20% sale on after me buying a dress from there yday. but i did the sensible thing, took it back and got my money and then bought two for just a little bit more. still aint paid my speeding fine.

then i had arranged to beep mally from forum as i drove past him on the way home. but i was running late and speeding on way to the police station to enquire about my speeding ticket so i missed him.

plus i know have well travelled germs that went from the beach party to barnsley and now have settled in liverpool.

i suggest surgical masks at the next social, pretend all the men are really george clooney behind the masks lol

i think a bottle of red wine may cure me

Funny you say about doctors outfit and next barnsley social "

you go as a doctor and i will go as a nurse. as long as you let me do a rectal temperture reading hun with my anal probe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ok day ish for me today.

One of my staff tried to leave early and i had to call her to get her to come back, pmsl!!!

She wasnt impressed that we all thought it was rather funny!!!!

Went to Tesco's and got 3 cases of Stella for £15 - so cracking into the first one now, hmmmmmmm, yum

Did you get any bacon??

nah - still got some left that house mate left - will be a quick shop and replace all stolen goods next Tues, pmsl!!!

hehehehehe"

Well if you nick it then you will just as good as it wouldnt have cost you anything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have had a quietish sort of day really.... although I did spot a scarecrow in a field trying to have a wank but tbh I think he was just clutching at straws. "

haha wishy love it

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"An ok day ish for me today.

One of my staff tried to leave early and i had to call her to get her to come back, pmsl!!!

She wasnt impressed that we all thought it was rather funny!!!!

Went to Tesco's and got 3 cases of Stella for £15 - so cracking into the first one now, hmmmmmmm, yum

Did you get any bacon??

nah - still got some left that house mate left - will be a quick shop and replace all stolen goods next Tues, pmsl!!!

hehehehehe

Well if you nick it then you will just as good as it wouldnt have cost you anything lol "

hehehehe

yeah, may "forget" to replace.......

Got Boursin cheese, eggs and stuff yet too......mmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mine didnt start to well when i found out that debenhams had a 20% sale on after me buying a dress from there yday. but i did the sensible thing, took it back and got my money and then bought two for just a little bit more. still aint paid my speeding fine.

then i had arranged to beep mally from forum as i drove past him on the way home. but i was running late and speeding on way to the police station to enquire about my speeding ticket so i missed him.

plus i know have well travelled germs that went from the beach party to barnsley and now have settled in liverpool.

i suggest surgical masks at the next social, pretend all the men are really george clooney behind the masks lol

i think a bottle of red wine may cure me

Funny you say about doctors outfit and next barnsley social

you go as a doctor and i will go as a nurse. as long as you let me do a rectal temperture reading hun with my anal probe"

Of course as long as i can examine your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

same shit today as it was yesterday and the day before that and probably the next 3 months of doing feck all except sitting about trying to think of things to pass the time..

bet your glad you asked now.....

Peds xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

miaow my pussy is purring rite now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ok day ish for me today.

One of my staff tried to leave early and i had to call her to get her to come back, pmsl!!!

She wasnt impressed that we all thought it was rather funny!!!!

Went to Tesco's and got 3 cases of Stella for £15 - so cracking into the first one now, hmmmmmmm, yum

Did you get any bacon??

nah - still got some left that house mate left - will be a quick shop and replace all stolen goods next Tues, pmsl!!!

hehehehehe

Well if you nick it then you will just as good as it wouldnt have cost you anything lol

hehehehe

yeah, may "forget" to replace.......

Got Boursin cheese, eggs and stuff yet too......mmmmmmmmmmm"

Just say well it was close to its used by date so it had to be used as it would have been a waste to through it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"miaow my pussy is purring rite now."

Legs apart and let me see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"miaow my pussy is purring rite now."

What do you expect when you stroke it incessantly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"miaow my pussy is purring rite now.

What do you expect when you stroke it incessantly! "

well got no one else here at the moment to stroke it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"miaow my pussy is purring rite now.

What do you expect when you stroke it incessantly!

well got no one else here at the moment to stroke it for me "

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"miaow my pussy is purring rite now.

What do you expect when you stroke it incessantly!

well got no one else here at the moment to stroke it for me "

I would offer but..... will it bite me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"miaow my pussy is purring rite now.

What do you expect when you stroke it incessantly!

well got no one else here at the moment to stroke it for me

I would offer but..... will it bite me? "

my pussy never bites only spits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a very productive day, found bar staff for next social in a very unexpected place, and went to see the new A&G'S club in huddersfield and cant wait till next weekend to go play now because its a great club.

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

oh and i think i became invisible too today

congrats fifelass ! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was back at the dentist and found out he had fractured my jaw last week while removing the root of the tooth I broke I was still able to perform a bj or three on saturday despite it tho but I have to stick with a soft or liquid diet for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was back at the dentist and found out he had fractured my jaw last week while removing the root of the tooth I broke I was still able to perform a bj or three on saturday despite it tho but I have to stick with a soft or liquid diet for a while "

ah eh hun soft liquid diet, never you limp willies cud cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was back at the dentist and found out he had fractured my jaw last week while removing the root of the tooth I broke I was still able to perform a bj or three on saturday despite it tho but I have to stick with a soft or liquid diet for a while

ah eh hun soft liquid diet, never you limp willies cud cum "

I don't care I have been shopping and bought more marmite,honey, and peanut butter.... just need something soft to spread it all on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here (comes running in panting) sorry i was late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was back at the dentist and found out he had fractured my jaw last week while removing the root of the tooth I broke I was still able to perform a bj or three on saturday despite it tho but I have to stick with a soft or liquid diet for a while

ah eh hun soft liquid diet, never you limp willies cud cum

I don't care I have been shopping and bought more marmite,honey, and peanut butter.... just need something soft to spread it all on "

Is it smooth peanut butter or crunchy peanut butter as the smooth ones better as the bits dont get stuck under the foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was back at the dentist and found out he had fractured my jaw last week while removing the root of the tooth I broke I was still able to perform a bj or three on saturday despite it tho but I have to stick with a soft or liquid diet for a while

ah eh hun soft liquid diet, never you limp willies cud cum

I don't care I have been shopping and bought more marmite,honey, and peanut butter.... just need something soft to spread it all on

Is it smooth peanut butter or crunchy peanut butter as the smooth ones better as the bits dont get stuck under the foreskin "

I have both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was back at the dentist and found out he had fractured my jaw last week while removing the root of the tooth I broke I was still able to perform a bj or three on saturday despite it tho but I have to stick with a soft or liquid diet for a while

ah eh hun soft liquid diet, never you limp willies cud cum

I don't care I have been shopping and bought more marmite,honey, and peanut butter.... just need something soft to spread it all on

Is it smooth peanut butter or crunchy peanut butter as the smooth ones better as the bits dont get stuck under the foreskin

I have both "

I dont mind either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ok day ish for me today.

One of my staff tried to leave early and i had to call her to get her to come back, pmsl!!!

She wasnt impressed that we all thought it was rather funny!!!!

Went to Tesco's and got 3 cases of Stella for £15 - so cracking into the first one now, hmmmmmmm, yum "
canwe come round.xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here (comes running in panting) sorry i was late"

ya late so stand in the corner with your trousers round your ankles max

and will think of some tormenting punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here (comes running in panting) sorry i was late

ya late so stand in the corner with your trousers round your ankles max

and will think of some tormenting punishment "

Tries to look dissapointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was back at the dentist and found out he had fractured my jaw last week while removing the root of the tooth I broke I was still able to perform a bj or three on saturday despite it tho but I have to stick with a soft or liquid diet for a while

ah eh hun soft liquid diet, never you limp willies cud cum

I don't care I have been shopping and bought more marmite,honey, and peanut butter.... just need something soft to spread it all on

Is it smooth peanut butter or crunchy peanut butter as the smooth ones better as the bits dont get stuck under the foreskin

I have both

I dont mind either "

just had soup for dinner... cream of sumjunguy... chinese delicacy... will be needing a late night snack with the marmite and peanut butter tho... hows yer buns?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here (comes running in panting) sorry i was late

ya late so stand in the corner with your trousers round your ankles max

and will think of some tormenting punishment

Tries to look dissapointed "

which you dont do very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here (comes running in panting) sorry i was late

ya late so stand in the corner with your trousers round your ankles max

and will think of some tormenting punishment

Tries to look dissapointed

which you dont do very well "

I know but at least you know id enjoy it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ohhhh i knows ya would enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my day has been pants

found out at work that are getting rid of either the cook or the manager so they have been at one anothers throats all day

then found out they are going to cut hrs from everybody eles all in the name of saving money

so im not inpressed at all

so sat here stuffing my face with home made pasta bol mmmmmm lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ohhhh i knows ya would enjoy it "

Sooooooo have you thought of a punishment yet? i mean of corse............not because i want it or anyfink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

liar liar , ya bums on fire

well, i thought i would slowly.......................

and then gently.........

then rack my finger nails down ya ..........

or i may just get you to do the washing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not playing if you make me wash up and what the hell is rack is that a northern thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

pmsl........

smelling mistake..

was getting carried away with my own thoughts then

rake ...i mean rake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oiii and i aint northern

kin cheek

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

At five o'clock this evening my day got so much better ...... just a shame 8 o'clock tomorrow comes around so fast.

Soon be the weekend though.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"I was back at the dentist and found out he had fractured my jaw last week while removing the root of the tooth I broke I was still able to perform a bj or three on saturday despite it tho but I have to stick with a soft or liquid diet for a while

ah eh hun soft liquid diet, never you limp willies cud cum

I don't care I have been shopping and bought more marmite,honey, and peanut butter.... just need something soft to spread it all on "

Hey Laine, Tuc crackers work well coz they melt quickly...I've been on a soft food diet since my op...and got two more weeks to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My day has been ok and seems to be getting better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl........

smelling mistake..

was getting carried away with my own thoughts then

rake ...i mean rake


"oiii and i aint northern

kin cheek "

Would be interested to know what thoughts threw you enough to misstype and yes you are i'm sorry to be the one to inform you of this but you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lol but not for long cause we are slightly anebriated pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was back at the dentist and found out he had fractured my jaw last week while removing the root of the tooth I broke I was still able to perform a bj or three on saturday despite it tho but I have to stick with a soft or liquid diet for a while

ah eh hun soft liquid diet, never you limp willies cud cum

I don't care I have been shopping and bought more marmite,honey, and peanut butter.... just need something soft to spread it all on

Hey Laine, Tuc crackers work well coz they melt quickly...I've been on a soft food diet since my op...and got two more weeks to go "

Tuc.... I like them.... off to shops in the morning for some, and more soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here lol but not for long cause we are slightly anebriated pmsl xx "

What and you pissed your self laughing ? how much did you drink ?

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