FabSwingers.com forum: Horticulture punnery

By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Bring me your horticultural puns, people.

I want to wet my plants laughing! Good thymes.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I nearly rose above this but

"hosta la vista bayby"

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I nearly rose above this but

"hosta la vista bayby" "

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By *ew aged adventurerMan
over a year ago

swansea

Well if the pots need doing ... Will you need your marigolds .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me give you some sage advice, if someone greets you it's polite to say aloe back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread’s mint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread’s mint."

I'm not sure I beleaf you, you better not be fibbing through your tulips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread’s mint.

I'm not sure I beleaf you, you better not be fibbing through your tulips "

He's having a nice thyme.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"This thread’s mint.

I'm not sure I beleaf you, you better not be fibbing through your tulips

He's having a nice thyme."

Boooooo!!! That was used in the OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread’s mint.

I'm not sure I beleaf you, you better not be fibbing through your tulips

He's having a nice thyme.

Boooooo!!! That was used in the OP!"

Sorry, I didn't see what you planted.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"This thread’s mint.

I'm not sure I beleaf you, you better not be fibbing through your tulips

He's having a nice thyme.

Boooooo!!! That was used in the OP!

Sorry, I didn't see what you planted."

You didn't seed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread’s mint.

I'm not sure I beleaf you, you better not be fibbing through your tulips

He's having a nice thyme.

Boooooo!!! That was used in the OP!

Sorry, I didn't see what you planted.

You didn't seed it."

I bloomin' missed it.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"This thread’s mint.

I'm not sure I beleaf you, you better not be fibbing through your tulips

He's having a nice thyme.

Boooooo!!! That was used in the OP!

Sorry, I didn't see what you planted.

You didn't seed it.

I bloomin' missed it."

Leaf it out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread’s mint.

I'm not sure I beleaf you, you better not be fibbing through your tulips

He's having a nice thyme.

Boooooo!!! That was used in the OP!

Sorry, I didn't see what you planted.

You didn't seed it.

I bloomin' missed it.

Leaf it out!"

I do feel like a prune.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"This thread’s mint.

I'm not sure I beleaf you, you better not be fibbing through your tulips

He's having a nice thyme.

Boooooo!!! That was used in the OP!

Sorry, I didn't see what you planted.

You didn't seed it.

I bloomin' missed it.

Leaf it out!

I do feel like a prune."

Bet you don't really give a fig.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I went on a fruit based tangent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went on a fruit based tangent.

You 'nana.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I went on a fruit based tangent.

You 'nana."

You love melon time.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Dont be a pansy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went on a fruit based tangent.

You 'nana.

You love melon time.

Yes I do love melon time. But I steered this thread back to horticulture with my well wicked fruit herb. You went all fruity again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont be a pansy"

There's nothing wrong with being pansexual.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm parsley sighted and missed the start of the thread

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Topiary the morning to ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Topiary the morning to ya!

Very clover.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Topiary the morning to ya!

Very clover."

I'll hedge ma bets that is the best you can come up with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Topiary the morning to ya!

Very clover.

I'll hedge ma bets that is the best you can come up with. "

I might Thrower some more in.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Topiary the morning to ya!

Very clover.

I'll hedge ma bets that is the best you can come up with.

I might Thrower some more in."

I'd sooner listen to Robert Plant.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Gardening was my favourite subject at school. I would often be found stripping Ivy behind the bike sheds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rooting for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a bed or up against a wall?

...growing beans, you filthy minded lot!

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