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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just for shits and giggles

You know you’re getting old when.......

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You're thinking I'm old enough to be your father about the other bloke you and your fwb are having a threesome with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You look at previous forum posts and see one with the same title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy you're planning to fuck is young enough to be your son...by lots

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You collect your 13 year old daughter up from a party and following instructions to wait in the car you're thinking 'fucking hell that music is loud'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get excited about getting a new hoover lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When all you can think about is getting home putting chill out clothes on making coffee and putting your feet up in front of the telly.

Instead of thinking how you use too, leave work go straight to the pub to meet your mates, get home couple hours before starting work again the next day to shower and change

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

You're exactly 1 year off 30!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're exactly 1 year off 30!"
oh to be that age again.......5 days off of 51

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get excited about getting a new hoover lol xxx"

Lol when u get giddy about putting your washing on the line

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The 19 year old at work has never heard of Elvis.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look at your retirement countdown app

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're exactly 1 year off 30!oh to be that age again.......5 days off of 51 "

Wana swap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When tv is boring and you have work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get excited about getting a new hoover lol xxx

Lol when u get giddy about putting your washing on the line"

Lol exactly as the sun is shining and no clothes hanging around the house taking forever to drive lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get excited about getting a new hoover lol xxx"

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By *parxyndpetalCouple
over a year ago

Durham

You listen to smooth radio and its banger after banger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're exactly 1 year off 30!oh to be that age again.......5 days off of 51

Wana swap?"
lmao no not really been there done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're exactly 1 year off 30!oh to be that age again.......5 days off of 51

Wana swap?lmao no not really been there done that "

well I tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to go to sleep after eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't pass a toilet without using it just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your daughter’s boyfriend says who? When you mention Duran Duran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You say to the bus driver as you get off, about the naughty loud teens on the bus..'young people today, no respect, they don't know they are born, back in my day....'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You find grey in your fanny hairs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your youngest has left school!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Police Officers look young.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your balls hit the water while on the bog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my 3 and a half yr ol grand kid comes home saying shes got a bf....i cant even get one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shit when you giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my 3 and a half yr old grand kid comes home saying shes got a bf....i cant even get one of those

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Spent a week with our just turned 19 year old apprentice... brilliant girl, but I've spent the whole week saying "ask your Dad about that"

What with him being two years younger than me

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"You shit when you giggle "

You giggle when you shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you remember the orginal song prior to the remix

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Just for shits and giggles

You know you’re getting old when......."

You giggle and shit

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You're like annoyed by like all the like kids saying like. Like especially on like that like Love Island like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you don’t get handed flyers for nightclubs any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get excited about getting a new hoover lol xxx

Ooh..what make?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You pass a load of barely dressed students and think 'you should have brought a coat, it will be cold later'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of falling over...you've had a fall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get approached in the street by someone who then asks if you're interested in a motablity scooter!

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

When you start hitting outside more age ranges

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Instead of falling over...you've had a fall

Hahaha that was me last week.

The Zimmer beckons

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Eyebrow going feral and spouting the wrong direction...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Your partner doesn't remember the 80s

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Eyebrow going feral and spouting the wrong direction...

Just the one?

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By *axwellCouple
over a year ago

south lakes

When you start looking at what age you can retire at not long now

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

When you go around for a year telling people your one age, and actually your one year younger!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Those catalogues you get full of slacks, slip ons and kaftans start to look enticing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sit on the toilet and your balls hang in the water.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Life insurance companies start sending you information on over 50s funeral plans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel old when you see those 18 year old girls out on a town... Like kindergarden

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

You wonder if your car insurance renewal would be cheaper with Saga

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

... you consider taking a few years off your fab age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those catalogues you get full of slacks, slip ons and kaftans start to look enticing."

Haha and the ones with the aids for helping you put your socks on or unscrewing jar lids!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Those catalogues you get full of slacks, slip ons and kaftans start to look enticing.

Haha and the ones with the aids for helping you put your socks on or unscrewing jar lids!

And you think one of those foot spas would be a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy you're planning to fuck is young enough to be your son...by lots

And he's in his 50's

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You pay more attention to Tenalady ads that you used to

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

You get a free TV licence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm.... fuck, what was I going type ...

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

You get messages off guys that are younger than your tattoos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make noises when you get up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You realise 'earth song - micheal jackson' was released in 1995 and you can remember lying on the floor watching top of the pops at 11 years old & getting upset thinking the worlds going to end... seems like yesterday

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"You realise 'earth song - micheal jackson' was released in 1995 and you can remember lying on the floor watching top of the pops at 11 years old & getting upset thinking the worlds going to end... seems like yesterday "

11??? Young whipper-snapper!!! I was 26!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your children are approaching middle age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11??? Young whipper-snapper!!! I was 26!!

Whipper snapper

thats one of my favourite sayings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs and kids are watching Love Island, and I'm tidying my garage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make noises when you get up. "

Jeez I make them when I sit down as well

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

When you drop something on the floor, a say “oh for fucks sake” before having to bend down for it

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You pay more attention to Tenalady ads that you used to "

And think about sending off for the free sample...

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

When your kids have to explain what all the veg emojis mean to you...WTF....

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

You tell kids you only had 3 tv channels to choose from

And you waited all week for a singular tom and Jerry cartoon on Sunday afternoon

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You remember phones with a dial.

And actual phone boxes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are asked to enter your date of birth online and you have to spin the wheel like you put £20 on red

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"You sit on the toilet and your balls hang in the water."

Genuine lols

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Horlicks seems more interesting than a meet ...

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

It takes you all night what you used to do all night!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"A Horlicks seems more interesting than a meet ..."

Horlicks you say

Coffee is the highlight of my day

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

You can remember buying 6 Blackjacks and 6 FruitSalads with an old threepenny bit.

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

You can remember telegrams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your youngest turns 18..

Saff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When an afternoon of sex gives you a hangover the next day.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When you remember

phone calls with your boyfriend being conducted in the freezing cold hallway of your home with the whole family listening in the living room.

Only one pupil in the entire sixth form had a car.

Everyone had a Tupperware jug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you remember

phone calls with your boyfriend being conducted in the freezing cold hallway of your home with the whole family listening in the living room.

Only one pupil in the entire sixth form had a car.

Everyone had a Tupperware jug"

I think I’m old

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I like to find shoes with Velcro type fastenings - saves using arthritic hands & fingers tying laces!

I look at products in a shop and think, "blimey, 18 shillings for a Mars Bar??!!!!"

When younger staff ask, "what's a 7" Single or Cassette Tape?"

When younger staff don't believe when my first job paid me £5 per week (live-in) or that I could travel from Edinburgh to London & return on the coach for only £3.

A night out in London in 1974 meant getting into a Night Club with at least 1, if not, 2 free drinks, for less than a Fiver!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you drop something on the floor, a say “oh for fucks sake” before having to bend down for it

Haha and you no longer bend down to pick up coppers, I won't do it for less than 50p

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

When your youngest son leaves school next Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are old

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

When your in bed at 10pm on a Friday night ... Alone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your partner doesn't remember the 80s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you drop something on the floor, a say “oh for fucks sake” before having to bend down for it

Haha and you no longer bend down to pick up coppers, I won't do it for less than 50p

When you go to pickup the 50p and realise it's a 20p.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have a set menu for the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for shits and giggles

You know you’re getting old when......."

Police officers look really young, and your GP is younger than you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the optician tells you that you need your glasses more, they are stronger and you need a special coating on them.

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By *iss behaving2019Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

You know when your getting older when it takes all night to do what you used to do all night!

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By *2699Man
over a year ago

maldon

When you hear the youngsters talking in the pub ,telling there mates what they done with this girl or bloke getting all excited, then there's you thinking ,I done that 30yrs ago

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

When radio 2 plays better music than radio 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Police Officers look young."

If only this were true ??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for shits and giggles

You know you’re getting old when......."

......your shit dribbles. Constantly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get joy from cleaning that pot you left to soak for a while.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Wearing heels on a night out is torture ... and all you can think about is getting home to put the slippers on

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

When you get wound up by kids saying like like like

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Those catalogues you get full of slacks, slip ons and kaftans start to look enticing."
do I need a kaftan?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"When you get wound up by kids saying like like like

I'm like what evvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your underpants are older than the lady your about to fuck

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

You hover impatiently over a toaster on a Friday night drooling 'Mmmm. Crumpets'. Instead of waiting impatiently in a night club queue on a Friday night thinking 'Mmmm. Crumpet'.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Those catalogues you get full of slacks, slip ons and kaftans start to look enticing.do I need a kaftan?"

Or bra extenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your Daughter rolls her eyes at you because you don’t want to watch Love Island

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By *ichmond GentMan
over a year ago

Richmond Upon Thames

Getting old what is that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're in bed on a Friday night and it's still light outside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're like annoyed by like all the like kids saying like. Like especially on like that like Love Island like

That's got nothing to do with being old! That's you can think of better things to say? Did anyone see Miriam Margolyes take Will.i.am apart on t.v? Now there's a man who takes some shutting up? She was hilarious!(Graham Norton I think?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the songs i like are on radio 2 now

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I remember all the songs on the 1979 top of the pops on BBC 4 right now

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By *innerforthreeMan
over a year ago

London/herts

"All the songs i like are on radio 2 now "

As are all the DJs!

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By *innerforthreeMan
over a year ago

London/herts

"When your Daughter rolls her eyes at you because you don’t want to watch Love Island

Oh you should! It's very educational!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the songs i like are on radio 2 now

As are all the DJs!"

And I love popmaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When hour hero movie idols start dying off. And they were young when you remembered them.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

When you go to bed feeling fine and wake up feeling like you fell down three flights of stairs for absolutely no reason

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When you go to bed feeling fine and wake up feeling like you fell down three flights of stairs for absolutely no reason

When you wake up feeling like you've got a hangover but you haven't had a drink

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"When your youngest son leaves school next Friday

Mine left yesterday too, quite a mind blowing moment

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

You know you are old when...

Your son's girlfriend hears a song, and says " that was number one when I was born" .... And you think back and realise you were 30 years old when that was in the charts!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Just read a profile they 38 saying.

" Won't meet any OLD men over 45!"

Well fuck me you know when you are old when.. your five years older than the definition of an old man.

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By *ensualpleasures69Man
over a year ago

leeds

11??? Young whipper-snapper!!! I was 26!!

Wow, have you got wi fi in your retirement home?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you consider not getting up for a piss during the night an achievement

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

When it takes three days to recover from one night out on the lash

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"You can't pass a toilet without using it just in case"

Oh yes...

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"When it takes three days to recover from one night out on the lash"

Only 3..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need daily naps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're old when Steve Wright plays song released when you were at university in his "non stop oldies" segment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you drop something on the floor, a say “oh for fucks sake” before having to bend down for it

Haha and you no longer bend down to pick up coppers, I won't do it for less than 50p

- I just get the younguns to pick stuff up for me

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Afternoon naps, with earplugs, eyemask and a note on the door saying "disturb at own risk"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way

This comes from a guy??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way

This comes from a guy??

"
on behalf of a friend held them out the way for her

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way

This comes from a guy??

on behalf of a friend held them out the way for her "

Hahahaha that's what friends are for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are watching porn and you can't help thinking 'well that couch is ruined'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your getting old when your commenting in a thread with people who struggle to pick money up off the floor when they drop it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way

This comes from a guy??

on behalf of a friend held them out the way for her

Hahahaha that's what friends are for!

Need a hand Bandit?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

You're watching porn and you realise just how unrealistic it is ... you know plumbers don't visit that quickly and they don't all have moustaches

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way

This comes from a guy??

on behalf of a friend held them out the way for her

Hahahaha that's what friends are for!

Need a hand Bandit?

Or two......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way

This comes from a guy??

on behalf of a friend held them out the way for her

Hahahaha that's what friends are for!

"
Well she nearly fell over

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way

This comes from a guy??

on behalf of a friend held them out the way for her

Hahahaha that's what friends are for!

Need a hand Bandit?

Or two......

With pleasure madam

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way

This comes from a guy??

on behalf of a friend held them out the way for her

Hahahaha that's what friends are for!

Well she nearly fell over "

You are a gentleman.....great post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you bend down to do buckle up on your ankle heels and your breasts keep getting in the way

This comes from a guy??

on behalf of a friend held them out the way for her

Hahahaha that's what friends are for!

Well she nearly fell over

You are a gentleman.....great post

"
Oooo I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re talking to a customer and she thinks you’re bullshitting when you tell them licozade came in glass bottles with one flavour and you could only buy it from chemists ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your whole body hurts when you get in from work.

I feel like I've been thrown down the stairs

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When your whole body hurts when you get in from work.

I feel like I've been thrown down the stairs

Yeah I have that some days.

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"You're exactly 1 year off 30!"

That's me tomorrow

I've planned my 30th already so I'm fine with it Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you join fab...

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

When you get dressed for bed, at the same time you used to get ready to go out.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When you get dressed for bed, at the same time you used to get ready to go out. "

Ha, so true,that really did make me laugh (from under the duvet!)

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

When you wake up more tired than when you went to bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You nearly have a heart attack when you cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't sit or stand up without making a noise

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

You have two scroll down a page and a half to get to your birth year, when you are filling out an online form.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to explain Simon and garfunkle are two people

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

when you tell people your age and they start to clap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have two scroll down a page and a half to get to your birth year, when you are filling out an online form."

God thats depressing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for shits and giggles

You know you’re getting old when......."

You giggle and shit

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

When you try to use the TV remote as the house phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your childhood toys are antiques

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By *abmummy27Woman
over a year ago

up north

"Just for shits and giggles

You know you’re getting old when......."

someone asks if they can put their head between your knees instead of your legs

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

You used to be able to have 4 pints before a needing a pee now you need 4 pee's for every pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to the cinema and reminisce about the old pearl and dean adverts and the kids ask what are they? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you're over 46

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you're over 46"

ooooh 49 me just a couple of weeks ago makes me ancient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you're over 46

ooooh 49 me just a couple of weeks ago makes me ancient "

Bet you remember when cod pieces were all the rage

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

When the pregnant lady stands up for you on the bus

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

When you get sciatica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all wanna feel old?

The little mermaid was released closer to the date of the moon landing than to today.

Think about that for a second.

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