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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you get really excited by a new hoover

What else?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

You flick through the TV channels and Time Team is on. You get drawn in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You feel the need to correct people’s use of terminology....

Was it really a Hoover?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When you get really excited by a new hoover

What else? "
Does it suck like a Dyson though ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You feel the need to correct people’s use of terminology....

Was it really a Hoover?

It is a Hoover hoover so nah nah nah nah nah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you get really excited by a new hoover

What else? Does it suck like a Dyson though ??"

I hope so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a new hand held hoover , I’d like the Shark one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You feel the need to correct people’s use of terminology....

Was it really a Hoover?

It is a Hoover hoover so nah nah nah nah nah

Fook - they still sell Hoovers?! I’m amazed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u hijack a thread and turn it into a discussion on the pros and cons of various vacuum cleaners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get really excited by a new hoover

What else? "

Oh id love one of those robot hoovers!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I nearly shot my load last week after joining Netflix for the first time . Does that qualify Rubi??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had lunch and now could easily nap. I've only been awake 3 hours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When u hijack a thread and turn it into a discussion on the pros and cons of various vacuum cleaners

It's a very serious subject matter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When u hijack a thread and turn it into a discussion on the pros and cons of various vacuum cleaners

It's a very serious subject matter!

Sharks are fabulous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I nearly shot my load last week after joining Netflix for the first time . Does that qualify Rubi??"

Have you managed to leave your sofa since?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had lunch and now could easily nap. I've only been awake 3 hours!

Do the old man "I'm just resting my eyes I'm not sleeping" thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When u hijack a thread and turn it into a discussion on the pros and cons of various vacuum cleaners

(Miele btw - you’re welcome)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When u hijack a thread and turn it into a discussion on the pros and cons of various vacuum cleaners

(Miele btw - you’re welcome)"

We have a Miele washing machine, it’s the nuts !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I nearly shot my load last week after joining Netflix for the first time . Does that qualify Rubi??

Have you managed to leave your sofa since? "
Yes . I have to take the dog out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...when you make your Horlicks at the same time you used to go out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get really excited by a new hoover

What else? "
your far too young to be worried about feeling old

Ps im geting a new virgin box today also exited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get really excited by a new hoover

What else? "

...when you raise an eyebrow over a Mastermind tie break...

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

When you go to bed feeling fine and wake up in the morning with random knee/back/arm pains for no good reason!

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

When you check the weather to see if it’s worth hanging the washing outside.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

When you listen to a song you liked from a few years ago, then work out the dates and realise it was 20+ years ago.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"When you get really excited by a new hoover

What else? your far too young to be worried about feeling old

Ps im geting a new virgin box today also exited

Must ... not ... rise.... to ... virgin ... box... comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your youngest is off to the pub , damn it you was watching Dora on a few years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your youngest is off to the pub , damn it you was watching Dora on a few years ago

‘Only’

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

You have more hair growing in your ears and nostrils than you do on your head

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"...when you make your Horlicks at the same time you used to go out.

When you drink Horlicks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you avoid napping, go outside to sunbathe, realise the wind is too chilly then come back in for said "eye rest"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When you avoid napping, go outside to sunbathe, realise the wind is too chilly then come back in for said "eye rest"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the numbers add up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get really excited by a new hoover

What else? "

And you invite your friends to come see it, and they come over!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...when you make your Horlicks at the same time you used to go out.

When you drink Horlicks!!"

It's a tasty drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting excited when you find cheap bleach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you catch yourself making strange noises when getting up off a chair or picking something up because you stretched a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get really excited by a new hoover

What else? your far too young to be worried about feeling old

Ps im geting a new virgin box today also exited

Must ... not ... rise.... to ... virgin ... box... comment

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ffs i left it to be abused

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

When you work with people and you were working for the same organisation before they were born.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

When you go to sit down on the couch and you make that funny noise your parents

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"When you get really excited by a new hoover

What else? your far too young to be worried about feeling old

Ps im geting a new virgin box today also exited

Must ... not ... rise.... to ... virgin ... box... comment

ffs i left it to be abused

Virgin box to be abused?? I'm in ... so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says go hard or go home, you go home.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"When you listen to a song you liked from a few years ago, then work out the dates and realise it was 20+ years ago."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You still haven't napped yet coz it was too much effort to go from vertical to horizontal

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I nearly shot my load last week after joining Netflix for the first time . Does that qualify Rubi??"

Did it involve a Hoover

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"When you get really excited by a new hoover

What else? "

When your aches and pains no longer have an interesting back-story, it just hurts

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I just replaced my Dyson with a Miele last month. It sucks better and deals with the cat fur admirably but it is missing a couple of little features the Dyson had. It's exponentially better made though.

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By *verage JosephMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

"I want a new hand held hoover , I’d like the Shark one!"

Got rid of mine, went back to dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a new hand held hoover , I’d like the Shark one!

Got rid of mine, went back to dyson"

I love my shark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you click the “mature” category on a porn site and they’re all roughly your own age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kirby is best

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"When you click the “mature” category on a porn site and they’re all roughly your own age

When you make "that" noise, both sitting down and getting up

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston

Most of the above

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"When you click the “mature” category on a porn site and they’re all roughly your own age

Or younger

When someone describes you as glamorous. What a fucking backhanded compliment that is. No one ever describes a 30yr old as glamorous

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

When you find that first gray hair on your grandson!

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

“NURSE!” ....................”NURSE!”, can you take my teeth please, Betty I’m ready!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you listen to a song you liked from a few years ago, then work out the dates and realise it was 20+ years ago."

Hate that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You flick through the TV channels and Time Team is on. You get drawn in

Time Team is awesome and totally cool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When feeling in a survey it takes a, long to to scroll to your age bracket

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

When you realise quite a lot of the posters on this thread are younger than you

fml.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Thinking a song was 10 years ago, but actually 30

Stop looking at people’s ages as makes you feel old haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone says go hard or go home, you go home. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have gone from blasting cool tunes in your car to actually enjoying listening to Radio 2 on your travels

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"When someone says go hard or go home, you go home. "

Yeah I’m not that old yet.... I’m normally the last to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you leave a party/nightclub complaining how loud it was in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think radio 2 is starting to sound like radio 1

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"When you think radio 2 is starting to sound like radio 1

I thought that very thing this morning

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

When you're introduced to a new start who would have been born in 2000. You can remember seeing it in. Clearly you are no longer young but old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're introduced to a new start who would have been born in 2000. You can remember seeing it in. Clearly you are no longer young but old.

At least you don’t remember last time England won the World Cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Princess Peach calls you Uncle Doc. I feel like such a pervert now

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

When you get to a bar and the doorman says “it’s a bit loud in there mate”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When Princess Peach calls you Uncle Doc. I feel like such a pervert now

Don't mind her Daddy

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"When you're introduced to a new start who would have been born in 2000. You can remember seeing it in. Clearly you are no longer young but old.

At least you don’t remember last time England won the World Cup

Fuuuuuck. You actually remember that? So. Old.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

When your youngest child now refers to you, on your birthday, as "middle aged, so half way to your death"

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"When you get really excited by a new hoover

What else? "

Ooh yes! I got excited by getting a steam cleaner too. Changed my life.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start thinking Coronation Street is good

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"When you listen to a song you liked from a few years ago, then work out the dates and realise it was 20+ years ago."

Oh yes. This. All the time!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

When you're excited about a sunny day because you can hang your washing out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are really excited about going home and putting on pyjamas on a Friday night instead of straight out after work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise the girl who has been flirting with you that you really like is the right age to be your daughter

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

When you realise that the guy moaning about not getting meets is the same age as your eldest child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When Princess Peach calls you Uncle Doc. I feel like such a pervert now

Don't make me shin kick ya! I have a guilt going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think it's funny to bump this thread purely because someone has just started one with the same name

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By *riage12Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is it sad that as a man, I genuinely enjoy hoovering and find it really satisfying to watch everything disappear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You pull your phone away from your face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're introduced to a new start who would have been born in 2000. You can remember seeing it in. Clearly you are no longer young but old.

At least you don’t remember last time England won the World Cup

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I bloody do!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're tending to your bedding plants in your immaculate shed at 8.30 on a Friday night....

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When you're discussing how your gcses went with your son and it dawns on you that it was over 30 years ago!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your back goes out more than you do

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By *riage12Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"When your back goes out more than you do"

Haha you don’t need to be old for that one mate, I’m only 25 and my knees are as battered as the fish I’ll be getting tomorrow from the chippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look for your glasses with your glasses on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can remember Maureen Lipman talking about an ology

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

"When you're discussing how your gcses went with your son and it dawns on you that it was over 30 years ago!!! "

When you have O Levels not GCSEs

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