FabSwingers.com forum: Random facts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell me them facts, wanting to learn something new

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m always right. Fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the greatest fuck in the history of man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ll never argue with you then

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If you put scones and biscuits in an airtight tin together the biscuits will go stale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im the greatest fuck in the history of man

You were average

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

The Romans used to clean and whiten their teeth with urine. Apparently it works. Good news for golden shower fans.

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple
over a year ago

coventry

Average Penis Is 5.57 Inches Long As of January this year.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

The “Mongolian” barbeque style of cooking is not Mongolian in origin, it was actually invented in Taiwan by a restaurant named after Genghis Khan.

Not *our* Genghis Khan though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Average Penis Is 5.57 Inches Long As of January this year. "
well it’s nice to know I’m way above average

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 15/05/19 16:46:12]

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"The “Mongolian” barbeque style of cooking is not Mongolian in origin, it was actually invented in Taiwan by a restaurant named after Genghis Khan.

Not *our* Genghis Khan though."

I’ve just realised that our G spells it Ghengis, I’d not noticed!

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By *un In SussexMan
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I’m always right. Fact.

You are very pretty - fact.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"The Romans used to clean and whiten their teeth with urine. Apparently it works. Good news for golden shower fans."

You can always tell who they are... they're the ones with the brightest smile

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’m always right. Fact.

You are very pretty - fact."

Thank you.

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple
over a year ago

coventry

Studies have shown that eighty-five percent of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse were cheating on their wives. Hmmm, guilty consciences I suppose.

I love having a sex fact of the day app

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Canadian neurosurgeon Dr. Wilder Penfield, while operating on epilepsy patients, discovered the ‘Toast Centre’ of the human brain, which is wholly dedicated to detecting when toast is burning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Canadian neurosurgeon Dr. Wilder Penfield, while operating on epilepsy patients, discovered the ‘Toast Centre’ of the human brain, which is wholly dedicated to detecting when toast is burning!"

Is that why theres so many firemen on Fab? They fit smoke alarms to tell people their toast is burnt? Surely more than a coincidence?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I’m always right. Fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s 32deg C at the bottom of my garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Villa back to the prem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Average Penis Is 5.57 Inches Long As of January this year. "

Normally I say there are lies, damn lies and then there are statistics but in this case I'm going to say: Yaaaaayyyy!!! Finally I'm above average...thank you thank you thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

90% of all soya is genetically modified

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

87% of statistics are made up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voting is compulsary in Australia

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By *ayy3Man
over a year ago

Leicester

ASOS stands for As Seen On Screen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horses do not have a collar bone

That's random lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's never too late to be what you want to be.... Unless you want to be younger, then you're screwed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That is very very true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That is very random hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you eat a coconut you have to fully trust your rectum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigel Farage middle name is Paul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 in 200 men direct descendants of Genghis Khan.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Flies always take off backwards.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Dogs bark

Mine bark a lot!!

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By *ndecidedMan
over a year ago

London

If the sun exploded (or disappeared) right now, we wouldn't know for 8 minutes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dogs bark

Mine bark a lot!!"
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Basenji dogs don't bark.. perhaps you could do a swap/deal with a pet shop ..I'd stick out for a packet of Jaffa cakes too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Bombay duck (fish) is also known as a Bummalo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Debbie Harry is aged 73

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A single diagonal stripe in heraldry is known as a bend sinister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouting "Jackpotjoy"

doesn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whale puke is used in perfumes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a bridge in Scotland called the dog suicide bridge (Overtoun bridge) over 600 dogs have jumped off ..

many died.nobodys worked out why..only theories

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There's a bridge in Scotland called the dog suicide bridge (Overtoun bridge) over 600 dogs have jumped off ..

many died.nobodys worked out why..only theories"
After the first 30 or 40 youd think people would stop taking their dogs there. Very strange

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My Dad was in the Guinness book of records in the 80s

And I know the guy who has the Guiness world record for having the most Guinness world records.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a bridge in Scotland called the dog suicide bridge (Overtoun bridge) over 600 dogs have jumped off ..

many died.nobodys worked out why..only theories After the first 30 or 40 youd think people would stop taking their dogs there. Very strange

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the council have now put a sign up saying all dogs must be on leads but apparently a few have still jumped off.. it looks a really eery Bridge

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There's a bridge in Scotland called the dog suicide bridge (Overtoun bridge) over 600 dogs have jumped off ..

many died.nobodys worked out why..only theories After the first 30 or 40 youd think people would stop taking their dogs there. Very strange

the council have now put a sign up saying all dogs must be on leads but apparently a few have still jumped off.. it looks a really eery Bridge"
I just wouldnt take my dog there then , why would you chance it , lead or not ??

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"Whale puke is used in perfumes"

Actually, ambergris normally comes out of the other end, only when it is too large a lump to pass through the intestines is it vomited.

It is thought to be used to cover sharp objects (squid beaks etc) that are ingested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a bridge in Scotland called the dog suicide bridge (Overtoun bridge) over 600 dogs have jumped off ..

many died.nobodys worked out why..only theories"
omg I've ha d little Google of this palce and its creepy as fuck! A man threw in 2 week old son from.there and then himself. A man who investigated it thinks it's something to with mink urine but apparently theres no mink in the area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 for the price of one.....Shit stinks and women have babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a bridge in Scotland called the dog suicide bridge (Overtoun bridge) over 600 dogs have jumped off ..

many died.nobodys worked out why..only theoriesomg I've ha d little Google of this palce and its creepy as fuck! A man threw in 2 week old son from.there and then himself. A man who investigated it thinks it's something to with mink urine but apparently theres no mink in the area"

that's right.. and even if there were mink why would the dogs keep jumping from exactly the same spot incidentally it's the same spot where the baby was thrown over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moose the dog in the advert is a female dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Australia is now part of Europe it must be it's in the Eurovision Song Contest finals tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Domestic cats are not mentioned in the King James Bible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screwfix is not a dating site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screwfix is not a dating site"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy Russian women aren't actually looking to marry and have sex with me living 2 miles away.

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By *rbubbleMan
over a year ago

wild west sligo mayo roscommon

Queen Elizabeth Is a Trained Mechanic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great Britain came last in the Eurovision Song Contest 2019

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Chinese invented bulkheads in boats (junks) a thousand years before the West.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If a female ferret does not have sex for a year, she will die.

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

"The Romans used to clean and whiten their teeth with urine. Apparently it works. Good news for golden shower fans."

It does work, urine contains acids, mind you destroys enamel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trigger pulled the fastest milk cart in the west

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've ran out of women to swipe left and right on tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most famous line from the film When Harry Met Sally was spoken by neither Harry nor Sally but by an unknown character

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"There's a bridge in Scotland called the dog suicide bridge (Overtoun bridge) over 600 dogs have jumped off ..

many died.nobodys worked out why..only theories After the first 30 or 40 youd think people would stop taking their dogs there. Very strange

I read an article about this one. The theory is that there are lots of small animals (rabbits or maybe hares) living and nesting under the bridge. Apparently the dogs pick up the scent and go into chase mode but misjudged the distance to the ground below due to an optical illusion in the drop?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

An adult gorillas penis is only 1 inch long.... Maybe explains the bad temper!

And only the silverback is allowed to mate with the females in the group.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigel Farage is younger than Keanu Reeves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Japanese have a specific word for the moment of clarity of thought that immediately follows the male orgasm. Kenjataimu.

Roughly translated "Wise man time"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screwfix is not a dating site"

Neither is Tool station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most famous line from the film When Harry Met Sally was spoken by neither Harry nor Sally but by an unknown character"

"I'll have what she's having"

..???

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The Japanese have a specific word for the moment of clarity of thought that immediately follows the male orgasm. Kenjataimu.

Roughly translated "Wise man time" "
I thought it meant " I'm off to sleep

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

17 Actors or Actresses from the Harry Potter films are dead !!

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A dogs pressure point is at the tip of their ears

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Russia has a larger surface area than Pluto but has less people than Bangladesh.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Russia has a larger surface area than Pluto but has less people than Bangladesh."
Or cars on the M25 !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In another thread regarding the normality or otherwise of monogamy, a poster claims that, " It's a fact that the bell end of a man's cock is designed to pump out sperm from a recently-creampied women to allow him a better chance to impregnate her."

I have not been able to authenticate this so called, "fact", but it's certainly interesting

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 20/05/19 14:03:06]

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"In another thread regarding the normality or otherwise of monogamy, a poster claims that, " It's a fact that the bell end of a man's cock is designed to pump out sperm from a recently-creampied women to allow him a better chance to impregnate her."

I have not been able to authenticate this so called, "fact", but it's certainly interesting

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/147470490400200105

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

Pig can produce up to 400 mililiters of semen per ejaculate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The “Mongolian” barbeque style of cooking is not Mongolian in origin, it was actually invented in Taiwan by a restaurant named after Genghis Khan.

Not *our* Genghis Khan though."

Did you also know that traditional Mongolian food is generally very bland as they have no indiginous herbs or spices.

They do however sell Horse meat in cans, for those days when mum just can't be bothered to cook from scratch.

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

There's a place in Newfoundland called Dildo

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