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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does any one have a sly wank at work if their horny or do you have the self restraint to wait till you get home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work and deal with a load of wankers at times if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually had my first ever wank at work yesterday help relieve the tension and allows you to concentrate on your work

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i work with the elderly,dont think they would appreciate it

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

how totally embarrasing to be caught knocking one out...

a proper 'watercooler moment'

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

i oftern have a sly one at work,, but then its cos i am on a sleep in so have my own bed and privacy, and it only to help me sleep. honest..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"i work with the elderly,dont think they would appreciate it"

You speakin' for all us elderly ?

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Bit difficult out on a boat, especially if it's a bit nippy.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk


"Bit difficult out on a boat, especially if it's a bit nippy. "

and a church....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does any one have a sly wank at work if their horny or do you have the self restraint to wait till you get home?"

i've had wanks at work and been paid for it, also shagged the bosses wife while he filmed it

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

'Funky's lunch time wank time'™®

Is legend. Check me out in Canada room every weekday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i work with the elderly,dont think they would appreciate it"

What not even as a moisturiser?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't often knock it out at work cos I am usualy never more than 2 minutes from a phone call (in or out), but I quite often set it as a homework assignment for people I sext with..........

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"Does any one have a sly wank at work if their horny or do you have the self restraint to wait till you get home?

i've had wanks at work and been paid for it, also shagged the bosses wife while he filmed it "

Any jobs going there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My self restraint just collapsed. Feel good but sleepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does any one have a sly wank at work if their horny or do you have the self restraint to wait till you get home?

i've had wanks at work and been paid for it, also shagged the bosses wife while he filmed it "

What, in the ring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope there isn't any lollipop ladies/men that do

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Does any one have a sly wank at work if their horny or do you have the self restraint to wait till you get home?"

Just in case your friend has a moment of weakness, it is a good idea to carry some form of NRT. I don't mean slapping a patch, but a quick blast of spray in the mouth can calm the urge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It can calm the urge to.masterbate? Really? How odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how totally embarrasing to be caught knocking one out...

a proper 'watercooler moment'

"

Well.. ALMOST a 'watercooler moment';

In the middle of the afternoon one day, totally bored in the office, all the other staff out and about - just fancied bashing one out - sitting on the edge of my chair, with the old fella out, but underneath the desk - plenty of tissues around (to catch and tidy up); When I got the feeling I was being watched.. Oops

I looked up and the Premises Manager (not the most friendly or attractive woman you've ever met in your life) was looking in through the vertical window in the fire door..

OMG!.. I was looking straight at her.. how long had she been there? has she seen anything? Jeez, she's coming in.. Quick! do your zip up boy!

She was very coy and MUST have known or seen (surely?) She walked in and right up past the divider screen and stood next to me..

42, 41, 40, 39, 38.. (for goodness sake - I was willing the old fella to go down)

"Hi" she said, "how are you?".. she said..

"Mmmmm.. not too bad - long time, no speak?"

"Yes, I just wanted to check that the air con is okay" (or something - can't remember exactly)

So, off she went.

Blimey - what a relief! hmmm and no I was not tempted to; a) finish off anyway and b) ask her if she HAD seen me!!

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