FabSwingers.com forum: If you cant beat um join um

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whilst this is indeed a swinging site, I notice a large amount of profiles that reading between the lines seem to be looking for a full time relationship.

So I am thinking ok then why not lol. I am now looking for the love of my life to settle down with etc etc dee daa dee daa dee daaa and all that tickle tackle

Or we could just screw like rabbits and see what happens

What ya reckon?

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon you should be careful what you wish for

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

funnily enough, it kind of makes sense to ant to settle down with someone off here, as in the 'real world' the chances of finding someone that is happy for you to be living this lifestyle are minimal to say the least.

so good luck with your search, my friend, im sure there is someone silly enough somewhere lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"funnily enough, it kind of makes sense to ant to settle down with someone off here, as in the 'real world' the chances of finding someone that is happy for you to be living this lifestyle are minimal to say the least.

so good luck with your search, my friend, im sure there is someone silly enough somewhere lol"

hahahahahaha hello there how are you. We have never spoken before on here but incase you are wondering I am only on here for a giggle at the best of times lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I reckon you should be careful what you wish for

Ooooow baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/02/12 15:17:50]"

Chicken!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/02/12 15:17:50]

Chicken!!

Chicken? lol why?

Maybe this thread was put on for a giggle or maybe it was not. lol you decide??

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Whilst this is indeed a swinging site, I notice a large amount of profiles that reading between the lines seem to be looking for a full time relationship.

So I am thinking ok then why not lol. I am now looking for the love of my life to settle down with etc etc dee daa dee daa dee daaa and all that tickle tackle

Or we could just screw like rabbits and see what happens

What ya reckon?

hahaha

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p.o.f.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/02/12 15:17:50]

Chicken!!

Chicken? lol why?

Maybe this thread was put on for a giggle or maybe it was not. lol you decide??

Cos you removed your post, after I read it, then you posted almost the same thing again, who knows??

Maybe you just changed your mind!

Maybe you joke about having a relationship, maybe you joke about swinging!!

Who knows!!!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

ooo sorry wasnt advertising oops

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/02/12 15:17:50]

Chicken!!

Chicken? lol why?

Maybe this thread was put on for a giggle or maybe it was not. lol you decide??

Cos you removed your post, after I read it, then you posted almost the same thing again, who knows??

Maybe you just changed your mind!

Maybe you joke about having a relationship, maybe you joke about swinging!!

Who knows!!!

haha na I removed it cos i didnt quote ur msg so when it went on it looked like I was replying to the cpl underneath you lol so I removed and then quoted your reply haha

put that in ya pipe n smoke it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put that in ya pipe n smoke it"

I only smoke when the friction gets too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"put that in ya pipe n smoke it

I only smoke when the friction gets too much

Haha no fiction here hun im all friction free me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

So do i get a share of your millions if i apply?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So do i get a share of your millions if i apply?

haha yeah maybe but only after I have croaked it tho. No arsonic tho yeah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so good luck with your search, my friend, im sure there is someone silly enough somewhere lol"

makes absolute sense.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"So do i get a share of your millions if i apply?

haha yeah maybe but only after I have croaked it tho. No arsonic tho yeah x"
Only the best for you...cyanide

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So do i get a share of your millions if i apply?

haha yeah maybe but only after I have croaked it tho. No arsonic tho yeah xOnly the best for you...cyanide

Thats my girl

your in lol let me get my coat folks looks like I may have pulled here

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"So do i get a share of your millions if i apply?

haha yeah maybe but only after I have croaked it tho. No arsonic tho yeah xOnly the best for you...cyanide

hmmm, that tack in the carpet at the top of the staris looks a little loose.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All wood floors here with no nails for the coffin lid

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"So do i get a share of your millions if i apply?

haha yeah maybe but only after I have croaked it tho. No arsonic tho yeah xOnly the best for you...cyanide

hmmm, that tack in the carpet at the top of the staris looks a little loose....."
thats ok, i have a hammer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I no this is only abit of banter folks but truth is if I did meet a girl on here and we really got on then I guess I wouldnt say no to giving it a go and see how we went lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I no this is only abit of banter folks but truth is if I did meet a girl on here and we really got on then I guess I wouldnt say no to giving it a go and see how we went lol"
il put the word out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I no this is only abit of banter folks but truth is if I did meet a girl on here and we really got on then I guess I wouldnt say no to giving it a go and see how we went lolil put the word out

haha

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

but thats only common sense.

ateotd you have enough in common to want to meet in the first place, then find you have more, plus the fact you would obviously tolerate each other doing this, so kind of makes sense.

obviously then, as you grow as a couple, the dynamic may change and thats when you have decisions to make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst this is indeed a swinging site, I notice a large amount of profiles that reading between the lines seem to be looking for a full time relationship.

So I am thinking ok then why not lol. I am now looking for the love of my life to settle down with etc etc dee daa dee daa dee daaa and all that tickle tackle

Or we could just screw like rabbits and see what happens

What ya reckon?

hahaha

What a perceptive observation and you may be very close to the truth there. Looking at singles profiles there a number who do seem to be looking for that little bit more than no strings fun. Its hardly a crime but I am sure there are a few who have felt wroth after meets that didn't develop into more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I no this is only abit of banter folks but truth is if I did meet a girl on here and we really got on then I guess I wouldnt say no to giving it a go and see how we went lol"
Same has to be said for everywhere ya go and everythng that you do... that love thing is a sneeky barsteward, and will bite yer arse when you are not looking

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish

"ooo sorry wasnt advertising oops

Smack bottom mam, naughty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whilst this is indeed a swinging site, I notice a large amount of profiles that reading between the lines seem to be looking for a full time relationship.

So I am thinking ok then why not lol. I am now looking for the love of my life to settle down with etc etc dee daa dee daa dee daaa and all that tickle tackle

Or we could just screw like rabbits and see what happens

What ya reckon?

hahaha

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tails I can tell you for certain that I have felt the wrath of one or two whom letts just say were maybe wanting more than what I did when I first came on here lol.

I had one set up a joint profile saying I was no longer playing as a single lol and im like erm excuse me. She even blocked me from looking at that profile hahaha. Its gone now tho lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Whilst this is indeed a swinging site, I notice a large amount of profiles that reading between the lines seem to be looking for a full time relationship.

So I am thinking ok then why not lol. I am now looking for the love of my life to settle down with etc etc dee daa dee daa dee daaa and all that tickle tackle

Or we could just screw like rabbits and see what happens

What ya reckon?

hahaha

y wit

ut mentioni

ng a

ny de

tails I can tell you for certain that I have felt the wrath of one or two whom letts just say were maybe wanting more than what I did when I first came on here lol.

I had one set up a joint profile saying I was no longer playing as a single lol and im like erm excuse me. She even blocked me from looking at that profile hahaha. Its gone now tho lol"
that would be your irresistible charm working its magic then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whilst this is indeed a swinging site, I notice a large amount of profiles that reading between the lines seem to be looking for a full time relationship.

So I am thinking ok then why not lol. I am now looking for the love of my life to settle down with etc etc dee daa dee daa dee daaa and all that tickle tackle

Or we could just screw like rabbits and see what happens

What ya reckon?

hahaha

Hey without mentioning any details I can tell you for certain that I have felt the wrath of one or two whom letts just say were maybe wanting more than what I did when I first came on here lol.

I had one set up a joint profile saying I was no longer playing as a single lol and im like erm excuse me. She even blocked me from looking at that profile hahaha. Its gone now tho lol"

Sorry my lap top has the flu or something here keeps messing up txt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....and theres me thinking cos we'd exchanged a few cheeky messages that we were married already!!! owwww ruuuude!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....and theres me thinking cos we'd exchanged a few cheeky messages that we were married already!!! owwww ruuuude!

Have we? erm aww right ok sorry hun your profile name dont ring a bell lol have fun yeah all the best x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon you should be careful what you wish for

Lol agreed

Nither of us were looking and to be truthful it was the last thing we wanted or needed

I personally had never had any intention of having another relationship let alone falling for a swinger

(the two other long term swinging relationships I've had were both vanillas when we met)

However it worked out well and we have been together now nearly 14 months and still going strong xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I reckon you should be careful what you wish for

Lol agreed

Nither of us were looking and to be truthful it was the last thing we wanted or needed

I personally had never had any intention of having another relationship let alone falling for a swinger

(the two other long term swinging relationships I've had were both vanillas when we met)

However it worked out well and we have been together now nearly 14 months and still going strong xx

Good man very happy for you. So it can happen then on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good man very happy for you. So it can happen then on here "

There are many couples who have met and married off here and in swinging

One a two if them in the fourms as well it's quite common

We marry next year if all goes to plan with my move xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good man very happy for you. So it can happen then on here

There are many couples who have met and married off here and in swinging

One a two if them in the fourms as well it's quite common

We marry next year if all goes to plan with my move xx

Whos your other half dude? did you meet her on here then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good man very happy for you. So it can happen then on here

There are many couples who have met and married off here and in swinging

One a two if them in the fourms as well it's quite common

We marry next year if all goes to plan with my move xx

Whos your other half dude? did you meet her on here then?"

Fmuma mate and yes we met through the forums xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good man very happy for you. So it can happen then on here

There are many couples who have met and married off here and in swinging

One a two if them in the fourms as well it's quite common

We marry next year if all goes to plan with my move xx

Whos your other half dude? did you meet her on here then?

Fmuma mate and yes we met through the forums xx

Aww yeah have seen her on here before m8 she seems cool good luck to ya both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ta xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon you should be careful what you wish for

Lol agreed

Nither of us were looking and to be truthful it was the last thing we wanted or needed

I personally had never had any intention of having another relationship let alone falling for a swinger

(the two other long term swinging relationships I've had were both vanillas when we met)

However it worked out well and we have been together now nearly 14 months and still going strong xx

I met my lady through here. We were both swinging as singles. Neither of us was looking for love. We had a meet and it was electric. Before you know it, we were doing vanilla things together. We have been together for a year now, and very much into each other. We have had to adapt our swinging as we played very differently. The main thing I have found is that there are no hidden secrets, all very open and honest. Swinging meant we were like minded.

God bless FAB!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Tart xx

HOW RUDE!!!!

LOL xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tart xx

HOW RUDE!!!!

LOL xxx"

Oi stop changing me quotes mrs lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tart xx

HOW RUDE!!!!

LOL xxx"

haha we have an editor amongst us then lol theres mutiny afoot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tart xx

HOW RUDE!!!!

LOL xxx

haha we have an editor amongst us then lol theres mutiny afoot x"

Dunno bout an editor but she's a edcase alright ain't ya babe ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hahaha Thought Auckland was in NewZeeland?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Tart xx

HOW RUDE!!!!

LOL xxx

haha we have an editor amongst us then lol theres mutiny afoot x

Dunno bout an editor but she's a princess alright ain't ya babe ? Xx

LOL

I Know not what you mean hunny...

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"hahaha Thought Auckland was in Newfoundland?"

Nah mate- Newfoundland in Canada chick, lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tart xx

HOW RUDE!!!!

LOL xxx

haha we have an editor amongst us then lol theres mutiny afoot x

Dunno bout an editor but she's a princess alright ain't ya babe ? Xx

LOL

I Know not what you mean hunny..."

Why do women always twist what I say? Xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Tart xx

HOW RUDE!!!!

LOL xxx

haha we have an editor amongst us then lol theres mutiny afoot x

Dunno bout an editor but she's a princess alright ain't ya babe ? Xx

LOL

I Know not what you mean hunny...

Why do women always twist what I say? Xx

NO twistin baby, just some shakin goingon!!!

LOL xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sam Cooke twistin the night away hmmm now theres a top tune !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you cant beat um join um

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Can I use a big stick to beat em first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you cant beat um join um

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Can I use a big stick to beat em first?

Depends on if you will rub cream in the sore afterwards or if your just mean or not?

I have a big rubber stick you could use instead lol I knew I was right to save all that polly packing from the Tv as it would come in handy some day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst this is indeed a swinging site, I notice a large amount of profiles that reading between the lines seem to be looking for a full time relationship.

So I am thinking ok then why not lol. I am now looking for the love of my life to settle down with etc etc dee daa dee daa dee daaa and all that tickle tackle

Or we could just screw like rabbits and see what happens

What ya reckon?

hahaha

It sounds like shark infested waters! An interesting viewpoint though though what percentage are I wouldn't hazard a guess at.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Whilst this is indeed a swinging site, I notice a large amount of profiles that reading between the lines seem to be looking for a full time relationship.

So I am thinking ok then why not lol. I am now looking for the love of my life to settle down with etc etc dee daa dee daa dee daaa and all that tickle tackle

Or we could just screw like rabbits and see what happens

What ya reckon?

hahaha

It sounds like shark infested waters! An interesting viewpoint though though what percentage are I wouldn't hazard a guess at.

but are you really a man??

IS that really your opinoin??

Or arem you really some polatition after another freejobbie???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you cant beat um join um

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Can I use a big stick to beat em first?

Depends on if you will rub cream in the sore afterwards or if your just mean or not?

I have a big rubber stick you could use instead lol I knew I was right to save all that polly packing from the Tv as it would come in handy some day"

I was kidding I don't need to use physical violence, usually a raised eyebrow is suficient

Tell me more about the cream-rubbing though, I ache all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lets see now! Coco and corrie om the sofa with you, or just bending you over it????

it's a difficult descion, but after weighing up all the pro's and cons of the proposal i have come to the conclusion that you should get your knickers off and grab a cusion you sexy little thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you cant beat um join um

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Can I use a big stick to beat em first?

Depends on if you will rub cream in the sore afterwards or if your just mean or not?

I have a big rubber stick you could use instead lol I knew I was right to save all that polly packing from the Tv as it would come in handy some day

I was kidding I don't need to use physical violence, usually a raised eyebrow is suficient

Tell me more about the cream-rubbing though, I ache all over

Which do you prefer ice cream cream cream or medical cream hmm think I got some deep heat some were haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you cant beat um join um

...........

Can I use a big stick to beat em first?

Depends on if you will rub cream in the sore afterwards or if your just mean or not?

I have a big rubber stick you could use instead lol I knew I was right to save all that polly packing from the Tv as it would come in handy some day

I was kidding I don't need to use physical violence, usually a raised eyebrow is suficient

Tell me more about the cream-rubbing though, I ache all over

Which do you prefer ice cream cream cream or medical cream hmm think I got some deep heat some were haha x"

Massage oil, you sadist, not deep heat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you cant beat um join um

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Can I use a big stick to beat em first?

Depends on if you will rub cream in the sore afterwards or if your just mean or not?

I have a big rubber stick you could use instead lol I knew I was right to save all that polly packing from the Tv as it would come in handy some day

I was kidding I don't need to use physical violence, usually a raised eyebrow is suficient

Tell me more about the cream-rubbing though, I ache all over

Which do you prefer ice cream cream cream or medical cream hmm think I got some deep heat some were haha x

Massage oil, you sadist, not deep heat

Aww right why didnt I think of that hey doh

Erm have some old car engine oil in the shed will that doooooo hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you cant beat um join um

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Can I use a big stick to beat em first?

Depends on if you will rub cream in the sore afterwards or if your just mean or not?

I have a big rubber stick you could use instead lol I knew I was right to save all that polly packing from the Tv as it would come in handy some day

I was kidding I don't need to use physical violence, usually a raised eyebrow is suficient

Tell me more about the cream-rubbing though, I ache all over

Which do you prefer ice cream cream cream or medical cream hmm think I got some deep heat some were haha x

Massage oil, you sadist, not deep heat

Aww right why didnt I think of that hey doh

Erm have some old car engine oil in the shed will that doooooo hun?"

Yeah you are right, the jacuzzi at Chams WOULD be better for my aches and pains

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you cant beat um join um

...........

Can I use a big stick to beat em first?

Depends on if you will rub cream in the sore afterwards or if your just mean or not?

I have a big rubber stick you could use instead lol I knew I was right to save all that polly packing from the Tv as it would come in handy some day

I was kidding I don't need to use physical violence, usually a raised eyebrow is suficient

Tell me more about the cream-rubbing though, I ache all over

Which do you prefer ice cream cream cream or medical cream hmm think I got some deep heat some were haha x

Massage oil, you sadist, not deep heat

Aww right why didnt I think of that hey doh

Erm have some old car engine oil in the shed will that doooooo hun?

Yeah you are right, the jacuzzi at Chams WOULD be better for my aches and pains

haha wouldnt no hun never been there

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,

Jacuzzi at Chams, now we are talking!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right folks im off to bed now back on work again tomoz. Thanx for the banter on and off today yeah night night and speak soon xx

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