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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."

The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!

The Cop left saying, " Have a good day, Sir "...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut it down, lose the last line and it might be funny.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"Cut it down, lose the last line and it might be funny."

He didnt ask for joke advice

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks lol nice ass btw had to have a sneeky peek xx

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"Thanks lol nice ass btw had to have a sneeky peek xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beers frozen

Pizzas burnt

G/f’s pregnant

I just can’t pull anything out in time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha ha like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cut it down, lose the last line and it might be funny.

He didnt ask for joke advice

Pmsl"

I didn't ask for your advice either lmao.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What advise did she give

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."

The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!

The Cop left saying, " Have a good day, Sir "...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was blessed with a 9 inch cock...... now the priest is in jail !

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