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The "I Hate Eurovision" Thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seeing that the Eurovision is around the corner, I thought I'd start this thread for anyone who wants to discuss why they hate this contest.

What are your reasons for hating the Eurovision?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

We stand no chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Total waste of time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos its political corrupt bullshit also cheezy tacky dated garbage typical eurotrash tv

Viva la brexit

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I think it's pissing hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just don't understand why people get worked up about it. The music is pants, the other countries obviously hate us with a passion and it's boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not how good the songs are it's all political and it's a shame for the actual singers. They'll never get the proper credit they deserve if they r any good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it’s a gimmick that wins nowadays

we take it too seriously and when we do have a gimmick it’s shit # scooch

i still can’t not watch it tho

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams

I like men therefore I'm supposed to like it

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I hate it. I went last year to the final because my friend gets on the corporate gig.

I had to pretend it was brilliant while internally dying a little inside every act.

Luckily there was a lot of wine to drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best advert for scrapping the telly licence. We are all forced to pay for this shit by law

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Be like me - just don’t watch it. Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are other channels available, you don't have to watch this pile of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking love Eurovision, not a nellys chance of us ever winning now but it’s a hoot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's pissing hilarious "

yea its funny as fuck love it

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Be like me - just don’t watch it. Sorted. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pure shit, I'd rather lick my own balls, in fact gonna try that now, if i don't get back I've broke my neck.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Used to watch it just for Terry wogan and his remarks during the results..how he got away with some of the stuff if he said but was class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I especially liked the way he refered to the irish act as 'them' and the uk act as 'us'...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think it's a waste of time because no country gives us enough points and we're pretty much crap at this political contest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Better bump this up to ask, who is watching the results?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Better bump this up to ask, who is watching the results?"

I am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In the spirit of this I hate Eurovision thread, I can give a reason why we never do well in this contest in just two simple words.

We're shit.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"In the spirit of this I hate Eurovision thread, I can give a reason why we never do well in this contest in just two simple words.

We're shit."

I don't think we were on top form with this one.

I had a thing with someone who represented the UK back in the days when we got more points.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the spirit of this I hate Eurovision thread, I can give a reason why we never do well in this contest in just two simple words.

We're shit.

I don't think we were on top form with this one.

I had a thing with someone who represented the UK back in the days when we got more points.

"

Cool. Did this thing get anywhere?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"In the spirit of this I hate Eurovision thread, I can give a reason why we never do well in this contest in just two simple words.

We're shit.

I don't think we were on top form with this one.

I had a thing with someone who represented the UK back in the days when we got more points.

Cool. Did this thing get anywhere?"

He wrote a song about me and we had great sex, but, ultimately, no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the spirit of this I hate Eurovision thread, I can give a reason why we never do well in this contest in just two simple words.

We're shit.

I don't think we were on top form with this one.

I had a thing with someone who represented the UK back in the days when we got more points.

Cool. Did this thing get anywhere?

He wrote a song about me and we had great sex, but, ultimately, no. "

Aww that's a shame. At least you two enjoyed the time together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

3 measly points from the public vote.

It just further proves my point.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The public votes are so exciting now.

Norway gets over 200 votes.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Russia getting 244 - is that from the bloc?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I reckon North Macedonia will win

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Stingly's shirt did well with the public vote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go UK!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

What a big pile of plop.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Go home UK!"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The public agreed with me about North Macedonia.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I reckon North Macedonia will win"

I guess I was wrong

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"We stand no chance"

At least we've got 16 votes

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Netherlands wins.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

That was funny

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The favourite is The Netherlands and the public agree.

Sweden and North Macedonia didn't cut the mustard with the people who might buy a record.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did anyone see the look of disappointment on Sweden's face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone see the look of disappointment on Sweden's face?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you watching if you hate it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We stand no chance

At least we've got 16 votes "

I said right from the start that we would be at the bottom with very little points.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Thats it. Enough is enough. No more! Boycott next year!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you watching if you hate it? "

I only watch the results just to see how very little points we get.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Did anyone see the look of disappointment on Sweden's face?"

Yes. He had his hopes raised for most of the tortuous voting only to have it whipped away at the very last moment.

You'd be gutted too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did anyone see the look of disappointment on Sweden's face?

Yes. He had his hopes raised for most of the tortuous voting only to have it whipped away at the very last moment.

You'd be gutted too.

"

Yep. Mind you, I think I did in the past when I didn't win a karaoke competition when I was on holiday in Spain over 20 years ago.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Russia getting 244 - is that from the bloc?

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Nah, that was Jenny wasn't it?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Russia getting 244 - is that from the bloc?

Nah, that was Jenny wasn't it? "

She must have an enormous phone bill or the best phone plan ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We are good at other things like the Olympics and other kinds of worldwide events but Eurovision will never be one of them.

I think there is very little effort and passion on our part plus we sort of know we'll never do well anyway so we're probably just trying to get through it as quickly as possibly.

It's not the singer's fault and I'm sure he did his best but like I said about our part in this contest, very little effort and passion.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Oh well, an English team is guaranteed to win the football.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"We are good at other things like the Olympics and other kinds of worldwide events but Eurovision will never be one of them.

I think there is very little effort and passion on our part plus we sort of know we'll never do well anyway so we're probably just trying to get through it as quickly as possibly.

It's not the singer's fault and I'm sure he did his best but like I said about our part in this contest, very little effort and passion."
we did very well in the 60s and 70s won it 3 times and 2nd at least once i think. Its only since its got political and for some reason our songs got crap we lose. Boombangabang, making your mind up and walking on sunshine where all good catchy songs. This years was like something from a funeral.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh well, an English team is guaranteed to win the football.

"

Well, England did do well in the World Cup making it to the semi finals.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We are good at other things like the Olympics and other kinds of worldwide events but Eurovision will never be one of them.

I think there is very little effort and passion on our part plus we sort of know we'll never do well anyway so we're probably just trying to get through it as quickly as possibly.

It's not the singer's fault and I'm sure he did his best but like I said about our part in this contest, very little effort and passion.we did very well in the 60s and 70s won it 3 times and 2nd at least once i think. Its only since its got political and for some reason our songs got crap we lose. Boombangabang, making your mind up and walking on sunshine where all good catchy songs. This years was like something from a funeral. "

He also lacked stage presence. The other nations performed. I don't blame it all on the politics.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The news coverage is being very kind to Rice, but not to Madonna.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Oh well, an English team is guaranteed to win the football.

"

Too right, we're gonna kick Villa's arses at Wembley

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oh well, an English team is guaranteed to win the football.

Too right, we're gonna kick Villa's arses at Wembley "

I thought it was something in Madrid, or somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"We are good at other things like the Olympics and other kinds of worldwide events but Eurovision will never be one of them.

I think there is very little effort and passion on our part plus we sort of know we'll never do well anyway so we're probably just trying to get through it as quickly as possibly.

It's not the singer's fault and I'm sure he did his best but like I said about our part in this contest, very little effort and passion."

We did much better when our entrants were already chart toppers at home. These days they pick total unknowns. We were only outside the top 10 places 3 times between 1957 and 1999.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"We are good at other things like the Olympics and other kinds of worldwide events but Eurovision will never be one of them.

I think there is very little effort and passion on our part plus we sort of know we'll never do well anyway so we're probably just trying to get through it as quickly as possibly.

It's not the singer's fault and I'm sure he did his best but like I said about our part in this contest, very little effort and passion.we did very well in the 60s and 70s won it 3 times and 2nd at least once i think. Its only since its got political and for some reason our songs got crap we lose. Boombangabang, making your mind up and walking on sunshine where all good catchy songs. This years was like something from a funeral.

He also lacked stage presence. The other nations performed. I don't blame it all on the politics.

"
Terry wogan made the eurovision it was like pulling teeth tonight i only watched it as background television

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Oh well, an English team is guaranteed to win the football.

Too right, we're gonna kick Villa's arses at Wembley

I thought it was something in Madrid, or somewhere. "

The Champions League final is in Madrid, but Arsenal and Chelsea fans have to travel to Baku which is closer to India than it is to London

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oh well, an English team is guaranteed to win the football.

Too right, we're gonna kick Villa's arses at Wembley

I thought it was something in Madrid, or somewhere.

The Champions League final is in Madrid, but Arsenal and Chelsea fans have to travel to Baku which is closer to India than it is to London "

But they'll go.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city


"I especially liked the way he refered to the irish act as 'them' and the uk act as 'us'..."

Sir Terry Wogan was British, if he wasn't he couldn't be called "Sir". He was born in Ireland yes, referred to as Irish yes, but he carried a british passport and was Sir so Ireland was a "them" to him.

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By *ixedMagic1Man
over a year ago

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"I think it's pissing hilarious "
snap

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

That’s it. All done for another year

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who agrees that we need to stop taking part in this contest?

It's embarrassing and humiliating to watch us get ridiculed every year by being at the bottom all the time.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Who agrees that we need to stop taking part in this contest?

It's embarrassing and humiliating to watch us get ridiculed every year by being at the bottom all the time."

Not me.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Every one who votes hates us..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Pure shit, I'd rather lick my own balls, in fact gonna try that now, if i don't get back I've broke my neck. "

Looks like he wasn't kidding.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every one who votes hates us.."

What we saw last night certainly proved that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who agrees that we need to stop taking part in this contest?

It's embarrassing and humiliating to watch us get ridiculed every year by being at the bottom all the time."
its the British obsession with taking part that counts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who agrees that we need to stop taking part in this contest?

It's embarrassing and humiliating to watch us get ridiculed every year by being at the bottom all the time.its the British obsession with taking part that counts "

Why is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've better things to do with my time than watch that wank. Like sleep, which I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who agrees that we need to stop taking part in this contest?

It's embarrassing and humiliating to watch us get ridiculed every year by being at the bottom all the time.its the British obsession with taking part that counts

Why is that?"
the underdog well played old chap mentality we used to be the rulers of the world now we beg for scraps at europes table and smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who agrees that we need to stop taking part in this contest?

It's embarrassing and humiliating to watch us get ridiculed every year by being at the bottom all the time.its the British obsession with taking part that counts

Why is that?the underdog well played old chap mentality we used to be the rulers of the world now we beg for scraps at europes table and smile"

I think that kind of mentality needs to stop and we should just quit this contest.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

On the plus side Britain has given the world some of the greatest bands ever the Netherlands what the fuck have they given the world

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"On the plus side Britain has given the world some of the greatest bands ever the Netherlands what the fuck have they given the world "

Cheese?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"On the plus side Britain has given the world some of the greatest bands ever the Netherlands what the fuck have they given the world

Cheese? "
is that it

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"On the plus side Britain has given the world some of the greatest bands ever the Netherlands what the fuck have they given the world

Cheese? is that it "

No. I forgot about clogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the plus side Britain has given the world some of the greatest bands ever the Netherlands what the fuck have they given the world

Cheese? is that it

No. I forgot about clogs. "

And dykes.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"On the plus side Britain has given the world some of the greatest bands ever the Netherlands what the fuck have they given the world

Cheese? is that it

No. I forgot about clogs.

And dykes. "
wow I didn’t realise the dutchys have given so much to the world

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"On the plus side Britain has given the world some of the greatest bands ever the Netherlands what the fuck have they given the world

Cheese? is that it

No. I forgot about clogs.

And dykes. wow I didn’t realise the dutchys have given so much to the world "

And tulips.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"On the plus side Britain has given the world some of the greatest bands ever the Netherlands what the fuck have they given the world

Cheese? is that it

No. I forgot about clogs.

And dykes. wow I didn’t realise the dutchys have given so much to the world

And tulips. "

OK OK I suppose I'd better mention the great Dutch swinger clubs.

Getting a bit like "What did the Romans ever do for us"

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