FabSwingers.com forum: Add 'ing' to a film title to change the plot.

By *ired_up OP Man
over a year ago

ashton

Das booting. A German tries to install a Windows update.

The jungle booking. A couple go on an exotic holiday.

50 shades of greying. An older man accepts he is getting older but finds out this does not hold him back from enjoying kinky sex.

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By *ophleeCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Ironing Man

Jurassic Parking

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Avengers End Gaming - a group of superheroes get together to rid the world of the scourge of games consoles and free the children to play outside like they used to in the good old days

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Reservoir Dogging

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Die Harding;

A lone gunman story, on the tail of Tonya Harding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reservoir Dogging "

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

A Room with a Viewing - a film about an estate agent working in London.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Star Trekking - we join captain kirk as he takes us on his favourite walk through the lake district

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unhappy Gilmore - A man is in the throw of depression because he's shite at golf.

Good Willy Hunting - One woman's quest to find the perfect dick

Gaylord of The Rings - *insert witty description here

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Heating - the battle for the perfect temperature in a work place.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Unhappy Gilmore - A man is in the throw of depression because he's shite at golf.

Good Willy Hunting - One woman's quest to find the perfect dick

Gaylord of The Rings - *insert witty description here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Wicking, the story of a man trying to burn his enemy's.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Fight Clubbing - a film about a normal Friday night in Ritzy in Newcastle (if it is still there, sticky floors and all)

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Schindler’s listing - the day Oscar drank too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Christmas Caroling, people annoying other people in the evening, and expecting to be recompensed for it.

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By *ired_up OP Man
over a year ago

ashton

Spider Manning.

A trans former army intelligence operative by day who fights crime in costume at night after being bitten by a radioactive spider .

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Snow Whiting - an obscure Danish black and white masterpiece consisting of 3 hours of a fish abandoned in some snow. Many consider it the finest work of its type!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sea of Sanding, ninety minutes of a carpenter sweeping up.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Unhappy Gilmore - A man is in the throw of depression because he's shite at golf.

Good Willy Hunting - One woman's quest to find the perfect dick

Gaylord of The Rings - *insert witty description here"

I think you missed the point.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Wondering Woman - a super hero can't quite decide what to do next.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Boogieing nights - following a group of late teens in the 80's partying.

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By *ired_up OP Man
over a year ago

ashton

The posting

One man's struggle to mail a letter before the last post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battle of the Bulging, the woman at the centre of the film takes on all comers.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Gone with the winding - an epic story in the deep south of america telling the tale of a watch abandoned after the spring mechanism failed

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

True Gritting - the tale of the inhabitants of a small cul-de-sac who all make it to work on a snow day in the UK.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

The Girl with the Dragon Tattooing - Danerys starts a new job after her attempts at benevolent dictatorship is less than well received.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Detective pikachuing ~ pikachu having a cold may of improved this 144 minute unwatchable pile of shite cash in.

The kids loved it at least.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I think this is my favourite thread ever!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schindlers Listing

A man who likes to dress in World War memorabilia and discovers eBay on a tablet that he is given by a family member. He obsesses over every little detail when he is listing inappropriate items and items of rubbish. He purchases bargains and then leaves hate filled feedback for all. He scours eBay for days trolling people and reporting items like the eBay police until he is finally banned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this is my favourite thread ever!!

Mine too

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Schindlers Listing

Nah, I liked my one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Megging, didn't get shown in cinemas. But Harry and Meghan did overtake the number of views Kim Kardashian achieved on Pornhub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Schindler’s listing - the day Oscar drank too much."

My apologies how embarrassing I didn't see!

Where is the facepalm emoji! . I thought I was original!

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Pacific Rimming - what happens in the Fijian rugby team dressing room after hours...

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Poltergeisting - friends play pranks on their neighbours

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Schindler’s listing - the day Oscar drank too much.

My apologies how embarrassing I didn't see!

Where is the facepalm emoji! . I thought I was original! "

I’m only teasing, yours was great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Lording of the Rings.

"I have ALL the rings, and you have NONE!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Topping gun ~ Tom Cruise gets quite the surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pacific Rimming - what happens in the Fijian rugby team dressing room after hours... "

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Reservoir Dogging "

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Swordfishing - knights of the round table take a day off for improvised angling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Backdrafting....ax ex fireman returns to his original job as a preliminary scriptwriter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shampooing.

a toddler who says he's been on the potty but hasn't done anything

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The fasting and the furious;

A diet documentary centred around a man suffering with low blood sugar.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Hot De-fuzzing ... a group of girlfriends make a day at a waxing salon

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Cocktailing

A favourite pastime of mine, usually starting with an Espresso Martini...

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Topping gun ~ Tom Cruise gets quite the surprise "

Just when you thought that film couldn't get any more homoerotic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mashing..

aliens landing and ruining our potato crops

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Deadpooling - a group of stiffs are gathered together for lending out, high jinx ensue

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By *ired_up OP Man
over a year ago

ashton

Helping.

4 musicians from Liverpool give one lucky lady the gangbang she has always wanted.

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By *cankeepMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Topping gun ~ Tom Cruise gets quite the surprise "

... but not to the rest of us, eh?!

My offer to the thread:

The Jerking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superman IV - The Quest For Peacing, Christopher Reeve does a jigsaw for two and a half hours. Because comic book films go on for two and a half hours these days.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Peter Rabbiting - the bunny that won't fucking shut up.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The Ringing;

A story of the attempts of a man to get hold of his girlfriend after an argument.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gold Fingering.

The story of a kinky web group with a lot of wedding band wearers.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Padding toning ... a hard up bear fallen on lean times with work fronts exercise programmes for fighting the flab

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Barebacking mountain;

...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jungle Booking - An amazonian entrepeneurs dream finally gets off the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toying story - a documentary about the origins of the dildo

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Thunderballing - James Bond gets caught out by the weather whilst having his wicked way with Miss Moneypenny

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

St Elmo’s Firing - gross misconduct by the beatified of Sesame Street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The life of meat pi

True life adventure of that one in the chip shop that never gets eaten and thrown away after a week

Star bar wars

3 star bars sent to fight in Vietnam shit film great sound track

The great hamster escape

A hamster caged for a crime she didn't commit escapes in her ball and has to avoid all attempts to recapture her eventually just before she reaches the front the cag got her tearful ending to an uplifting story of hope love and determination

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"The life of meat pi

True life adventure of that one in the chip shop that never gets eaten and thrown away after a week

Star bar wars

3 star bars sent to fight in Vietnam shit film great sound track

The great hamster escape

Methinks you didn’t read the title and OP instructions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dumbo-ing

An unwell circus master who goes around Africa stretching the ears of elephants to resemble his favourite childhood film. Then fires them from cannons believing they can fly but has catastrophic results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top Gunning: A prison officer gets a nasty surprise.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Bulletting;

The story of a very organised office worker and their love of subheadings.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Bulletting;

The story of a very organised office worker and their love of subheadings. "

I thought it was using small vibrators is exotic places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dying Hard: A documentary about the effects of being bitten by a Brazilian Wandering Spider on a man.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Green miling- a film about a group of friends who love driving through the countryside

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

'Flashing Gordon'

Bloody pervert...

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"St Elmo’s Firing - gross misconduct by the beatified of Sesame Street."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pear Harbouring... lovely old cockney lady lets escaped criminals hide out at the bingo hall...

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Dun Kirking. A story of an old Scottish couple who after spending their twilight years visiting every church in the highlands, they finally pick the most beautiful and remote one for their wedding. Just before they croak it

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Dr Strangeloving

About a therapist to those who enjoy less conventional sex, even more than she does.

Total Recalling

About a Music Hall memory act who, sadly, declines into dementia.

Body Heating

About an Ann Summers saleswoman who dreams of selling thermal underwear in Norway.

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By *layfulcoupleCouple
over a year ago

a kinky mood

Goldfingering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beauty and the Beasting

One womans journey through joining the an American Sorority

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Dicking Tracy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spinal Tapping

An Orthopedic Surgeon who doubles as a performer in porn films

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fiddling on the roof..come down right now and stop making an exhibition of yourself

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Jurassic Parking

Is this where it takes you what feels like 65 million years to find a space, then make a hash of backing into it while the person in the passenger seat goes "Come on, you could get a brontesaurus into that gap".

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Trainspotting.. Errm no wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Big Shorting - wires get crossed at the local power station.

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

The sting ing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close Encounters of the 3rd Kinding.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Pulping Fiction - one man's battle to make biographies reign supreme.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulping Fiction

Mockumentary about a paper making factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forrest gumping....nature film about where grizzlies take a shit...

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By *ottyNStripes30Couple
over a year ago

Oakham

"Trainspotting.. Errm no wait "

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staring Wars

Drama about the bitter rivalry between Specsavers and Vision Express

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Ghosting busters - the heartwarming story of a group of nerds who get together to track down people who just suddenly stopped talking to them

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By *ottyNStripes30Couple
over a year ago

Oakham

Midnight expressing.

Its time for travis to stop rolling in so late d*unk as a lord, tracy is fed up of trying to express her disapproval, a tale of frutration and disappointment,warning may contain strong gesticulation.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Harry Potter and the philosophers stoning... the day harry out of spells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American Pieing, a documentary about school children in Minnesota taking part in competitive maths.

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By *hiterabbit6Couple
over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray

Greaseing - slippery times at the local car garage

Breakfast clubbing - partytime at the local cafe

Rabbit

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By *reenEyesScotlandWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"The Girl with the Dragon Tattooing - Danerys starts a new job after her attempts at benevolent dictatorship is less than well received. "

That's my favourite

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Romancing the stoning...a disgruntled Arab discovers a love for going down the stoning.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Kindergarten Coping. The story of an everyday child care centre just getting by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

African Queening, a man holidaying in Kenya has a wild time unleashing his fetish

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By *olacolaMan
over a year ago

lincoln

The shininging

Sequel horror film

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Reservoir Dogging "

Yup, winner so far...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple Raining - A film about Watersports after drinking Ribena

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By *ired_up OP Man
over a year ago

ashton

Forresting Gump.

One man's attempt to alleviate deforestation.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Glassing. A film about a rough pub with Dr u nk people and no doorman at the weekend

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Returning Of The Jedi - take Luke back to shop for refund did I

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

The Blair Witch Projecting - 94 minutes of your life that you will never get back as you watch Cherie Blair giving a sideshow presentation of all the holidays she has been on courtesy of your tax. Warning - this film contains frightening images of her in a bikini and is not suitable for people of a weak disposition or those with heart problems

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Jungle Booking - a team of TV assistants struggle to find genuine celebrities to sign up to eat kangaroo penises and pigs anuses while Ant & Dec stand to the side and laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakeing on a plane - A randy traveller tries his luck to join the mile high club by flirting outrageously with passengers, crew and anyone else within his reach...

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

Dogging soldiers

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

Bedknobing and broomsticks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Pacific Rimming - A tale of bored navy boys .

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By *imes_berksMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

Fasting & Furious. A group of women detest their diet

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Toying Story

Woody, a traditional eight-function vibrator, has long enjoyed a place of honor as the favorite among forty-six year-old Angela's menagerie of toys. Quick to calm their anxieties about being replaced by newer arrivals, Woody finds his own confidence shaken, and his status as top toy in jeopardy, upon the arrival of Buzz, simply the coolest Doxy wand ever made. Woody plots to get rid of Buzz, but things backfire and he finds himself lost in the outside world with Buzz as his only companion. Joining forces to find their way home, the two rivals set out on an adventure that lands them in the clutches of Tom, a sadistic neighborhood pervert who is notorious for dismembering and reassembling "mutant" toys in his bedroom. As "guests" of Tom and his dog, Rover, the two fugitive toys forge a genuine friendship and learn that only through mutual trust and respect do they have any chance of survival.

The end scene where Angela, Woody and Buzz are finally reunited, made critics and audience members alike stand to attention with mouth agog as the sexual tension crackled on-screen in this triumphant masterpiece of filmmaking. The end-credits outtakes were highly amusing too!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Not sure if these have been done...

Indecent Proposing

Harry Pottering, etc

Winnie the pooing

Lady and the tramping

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A Toying Story. A tale of manipulation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

La La Landing.... the tellytubbies go to flight school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avengers Assembling - The maverick Genius playboy philanthopist Tony Stark and his team of Earth's mightiest heroes visit Ikea to rebuild Stark Tower.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"La La Landing.... the tellytubbies go to flight school"

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I love these.

Even the repeats are hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Transpotting Ing - Global financial institution opens department that hangs around platforms wearing anoraks

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The Italian Jobbing - Michael Caine gets the gold to do a giant poo off the end of the coach to lighten it's load and address the imbalance.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

The Godfathering - a baby gets christened.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Gone with the winding - a man gets punched in the stomach and runs away

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By *ichelangeloxMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Who shot roger rabbiting... Documentary of the untimely demise of a sex toy user!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The longing good Friday;

A tale of a priest bored of his lot and his ongoing desire for Easter Weekend.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"The longing good Friday;

A tale of a priest bored of his lot and his ongoing desire for Easter Weekend. "

How Robinson Crusoe felt after he returned home alone but realised a deep set desire for his island companion

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The odding couple;

A story of an anarchic pair who go around breaking into people's houses and mixing up their sock drawers.

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Shawshanking Redemption...

God's saving/freedom from the state of sexual starvation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forrest Dump

Bare Back to the future

Pornado

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footing loose, the story of a hiker's unfortunate trip to A&E.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Citizen Kaning ... the story of a guy who comes onto forums regularly posting threads offering spanking and discipline services in the vain hope that it will work ... yet never returns to comment on posts made

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over a year ago

Shitty shitty bang bang....perfect for a new anal porn film.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Forrest Dump

Bare Back to the future

Pornado"

Not quite grasping it.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Shitty shitty bang bang....perfect for a new anal porn film.

Also not getting it!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Shitty shitty bang bang....perfect for a new anal porn film.

Also not getting it!"

Sometimes ... just have to smile and wave

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By *ired_up OP Man
over a year ago

ashton

I love it when people pile in with their ready made dirty films.

Bet they are copy and paste message senders and don't put the required word in the subject line to show you have read the profile.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

First Manning - a documentary of the unpalatable comedy of yesteryear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The social networking.

A mockumentory showing how people use social platforms for insulting those they disagree with and sexual gratification.

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By *udolphsRocketMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

A fisting full of dollars the story of a lap dance that went too far.

Freeing Willy. Enough said.

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By *on a MangerMan
over a year ago

somerset/Bristol

Layering cake... i think Prue Leith is a gangster

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Citizen Kane-ing a BDSM love story..

A Clockwork Oranging... the story of David Dickenson's fake suntan machine.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Avengers End Gaming - a bunch of enhanced super hero's battle to stop kids wasting their lives away sat in front of a tv screen.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Monte Carlo Or Busting - tale of a man with a broken satnav trying to find Monte Carlo to use the public conveniences or risk having to wait till he gets home

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The Dirty Dozenning - a team of hardened military criminals are taught how to sort their washing into piles of 12 items

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Bohemian Rhapsodising - a hipster goes overboard describing his topknot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid whiting men. Michael Moore's study of educationally sub standard trawlermen and chip shop owners

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Ava tarring;

A London geezer exacts revenge on those who betrayed him.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Olivering - story of a man who spends his life pissed, enjoying naked wrestles with other men in front of a roaring fire yet somehow managing to be a damned fine actor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging kids oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rogering rabbit

The things they do to that poor bunny

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Jurassic Parking - A fascinating, no-holds-barred look behind the scenes of the worlds oldest carpark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billionaire boys clubing.... fly on the wall documentary following 10 premier league players on a night out at stringfellows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petting Cemetary...Stephen King's voyeuristic film following teenage snoggers and knee tremblers among the tombstones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slum dogging millionaire... The Stan Collymore story!!....

Take that reservoir dogging thinker-upper!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burning after Reading: A hypochondriac's journey through the STI section of a health website.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Burning after Reading: A hypochondriac's journey through the STI section of a health website."

Genius! Actual tears here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forrest Dump

Bare Back to the future

Pornado

Not quite grasping it."

Haha loads like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top Bum (Top Gun)

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Top Bum (Top Gun)"

Have you actually understood the thread?!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Burning after Reading: A hypochondriac's journey through the STI section of a health website."

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top Bum (Top Gun)

Have you actually understood the thread?!

I just thought it was funny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top Bum (Top Gun)

Have you actually understood the thread?!

yea its top buming,,or is it topping bum,,yea its the 2nd one I prefer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top Bum (Top Gun)

Have you actually understood the thread?!

I just thought it was funny lol"

at least say funnying,,ffs'ing

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Top Bum (Top Gun)

Have you actually understood the thread?!

yea its top buming,,or is it topping bum,,yea its the 2nd one I prefer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Pottering - film about a bloke wondering around doing little jobs and feeling pleased with himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one man and his dogging, the sequel to reservoir dogging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghosting

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Carrying on up the Khyber, as well as all the other 'Carrying On' series of films - a lot of carrying on.

Oh err Matron!

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By *udolphsRocketMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

Smokey and the Banditing. A story about anal without lube.

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By *udolphsRocketMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

The Cannonball Running. The Story of a heavy steroid user trying to catch a bus.

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"Burning after Reading: A hypochondriac's journey through the STI section of a health website."

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Queening, Lizzy gets her groove on with Phil

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Thunderballing.

Sean Connery stops spying and spends his leisure time "relaxing" with Moneypenny.

I actually think I'd pay to see this.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Breakfast Clubbing - tying one on before work

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Gone with the Winding - clocks are battery operated now

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