FabSwingers.com forum: Troll me baby!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lets have a random trolling thread, only stupid replies need apply

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I can make a window to discuss your homogenised digital time-phases.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make a window to discuss your homogenised digital time-phases."

That may be, but they were clean when I put them on!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Our exploratory research points to systemised incremental flexibility.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Our exploratory research points to systemised incremental flexibility."

You can look for your own floppy mentalists!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

One Pint of Theakstons, a Pork Pie and a bag of Chilli crisps, Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One Pint of Theakstons, a Pork Pie and a bag of Chilli crisps, Please

A very potent theory but must insist on proof of said purchase of dylitheum chrystals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive wikepedia'd and cross referenced all ur replies...and yer all still fulla rancid shit!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Ive wikepedia'd and cross referenced all ur replies...and yer all still fulla rancid shit!"

i researched the dark web...and no i am not you are, so there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im wanking over yvonnes pictures x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive wikepedia'd and cross referenced all ur replies...and yer all still fulla rancid shit!"

Well Mr Holmes, do you thing the librarian did it?

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"One Pint of Theakstons, a Pork Pie and a bag of Chilli crisps, Please

A very potent theory but must insist on proof of said purchase of dylitheum chrystals."

Damn it, I've only got Flanian Pobble Beads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets have a random trolling thread, only stupid replies need apply

Only stupid responses given.....

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"One Pint of Theakstons, a Pork Pie and a bag of Chilli crisps, Please

A very potent theory but must insist on proof of said purchase of dylitheum chrystals.

Damn it, I've only got Flanian Pobble Beads

ha everyone knows they are sooooo last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One Pint of Theakstons, a Pork Pie and a bag of Chilli crisps, Please

A very potent theory but must insist on proof of said purchase of dylitheum chrystals.

Damn it, I've only got Flanian Pobble Beads

ha everyone knows they are sooooo last year

Neemo, wibble. Eki eki eki fetangggggggg whoops ole buscuit barrel

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"One Pint of Theakstons, a Pork Pie and a bag of Chilli crisps, Please

A very potent theory but must insist on proof of said purchase of dylitheum chrystals.

Damn it, I've only got Flanian Pobble Beads

ha everyone knows they are sooooo last year

Neemo, wibble. Eki eki eki fetangggggggg whoops ole buscuit barrel"

Burp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two plant potts only please need to make an egg shape cos ive seen the future and were all doooooooooooooooooooooomed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry hurry, come quickly! The Badgers are on parade!

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"One Pint of Theakstons, a Pork Pie and a bag of Chilli crisps, Please

A very potent theory but must insist on proof of said purchase of dylitheum chrystals.

Damn it, I've only got Flanian Pobble Beads

ha everyone knows they are sooooo last year

Well I was given some bad financial advice and exchanged them for 12 bars of latinum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes, we had one but wheel came off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went last Tuesday.But its ok hes dead now tho buy one get 5 free offer on at the market. Magic beans for ten a penny

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

You're all a load of bankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I agree, turnips make much better elephants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like the trolls don't like troll threads.

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

ok, i'm going to actually admit to my ignorance here, not something I do very often, but what exactly is trolling????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok, i'm going to actually admit to my ignorance here, not something I do very often, but what exactly is trolling????

Its when people with a hair lip offer to walk with a woman to take in the night air

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"ok, i'm going to actually admit to my ignorance here, not something I do very often, but what exactly is trolling????

Its when people with a hair lip offer to walk with a woman to take in the night air

You do talk a load of Rabbit droppings mixed with vodka and engine oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok, i'm going to actually admit to my ignorance here, not something I do very often, but what exactly is trolling????

Its when people with a hair lip offer to walk with a woman to take in the night air

You do talk a load of Rabbit droppings mixed with vodka and engine oil"

Thats what makes the world go round, that and the hamsters on that big wheel.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Hamsters, HAMSTERS, don't mention the war

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Uhmmmmm I thought trolling was feeding on the misery of others or gaining from magnifying the misery of others e.g desecrating graves is 'real life' trolling OR desecrating memory/feelings is 'online' trolling.

So....... Shame about the incurable cellulite ladies.

and gents....... your football team is SHITE.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uhmmmmm I thought trolling was feeding on the misery of others or gaining from magnifying the misery of others e.g desecrating graves is 'real life' trolling OR desecrating memory/feelings is 'online' trolling.

So....... Shame about the incurable cellulite ladies.

and gents....... your football team is SHITE..... "

You're shit and you know you are you're shit...........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All good trolls model themselves on grannies and weebles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trolling.

That word, you keep using it.

I don't think it means what you think it means.

If your victims are aware they are being trolled, then it's not trolling.

They got to bite, see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trolling.

That word, you keep using it.

I don't think it means what you think it means.

If your victims are aware they are being trolled, then it's not trolling.

They got to bite, see?

Shminky Pinky Bang Bang! Cululo Nimbus......Totaly made out of Rubbber!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

So....... Shame about the incurable cellulite ladies.

and gents....... your football team is SHITE.....

You're shit and you know you are you're shit..........."

Thank you Georgy xxxxxxxx How lovely. Your lack of trolling prowess is second only to Mother Theresa's

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Trolling.

That word, you keep using it.

I don't think it means what you think it means.

If your victims are aware they are being trolled, then it's not trolling.

They got to bite, see?

Hello Professor Troll!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

polo saying #481.... if you live with your head up your arse, don't be surprised by the shit.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"polo saying #481.... if you live with your head up your arse, don't be surprised by the shit."

Granny saying 481# Shit may suprise you but an arse over your head will kill you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really I had no idea that monkeys were living in the sea

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

You're all trolling f*cktards the lot of you!!! (is that more like it?) lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're all trolling f*cktards the lot of you!!! (is that more like it?) lol

How very dare you!! You resemble that remark and your grandads hatstand is wonkier than his tache!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

who is Yvonne?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I said conifer tree, conifer tree, your no more of a conifer tree than I am (wibble)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was dark when I arrived at lunch time.

When one fine day in the middle of the night. Two dead men got up for a fight. Back to back they faced each other. Drew ther swords and shot one another

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"who is Yvonne?"

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. She can read you know

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"who is Yvonne?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. She can read you know"

ah..

say no more..

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"who is Yvonne?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. She can read you know

ah..

say no more.."

Wot

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"who is Yvonne?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. She can read you know

ah..

say no more..

Wot

its a secret..

cant tell you..

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"who is Yvonne?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. She can read you know

ah..

say no more..

Wot

its a secret..

cant tell you.."

Promise I won't tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want her to come out of the woodwork, call her Vonny

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

Wow, can't believe that everyone that has posted in this thread so far is a time wasting single male pretending to be a couple.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"who is Yvonne?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. She can read you know

ah..

say no more..

Wot

its a secret..

cant tell you..

Promise I won't tell"

i cant tell you..

cos i dont have a scooby lol..

well about Yvonne that is..

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"If you want her to come out of the woodwork, call her Vonny

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Wow, can't believe that everyone that has posted in this thread so far is a time wasting single male pretending to be a couple."

or woman ...Reg

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"You're all trolling f*cktards the lot of you!!! (is that more like it?) lol

How very dare you!! You resemble that remark and your grandads hatstand is wonkier than his tache!!"

takes one to know one ya troll!

- apart from which i never knew me grandad so never seen his hatstand or his tache to verify your comment. yaboo sucks

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

La plume de ma tante is discumknackerated

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"La plume de ma tante is discumknackerated"

Yvonne says Her plum in her tent has been broken.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I disagree with everything in this thread.

More so, my opinion is the correct one.

Problem?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I disagree with everything in this thread.

More so, my opinion is the correct one.

Problem?"

Oh go play with ya dinasaur

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"I disagree with everything in this thread.

More so, my opinion is the correct one.

Problem?"

Yeah, I do - i'm right ur wrong! ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The grass is most definitely greener on the other side. clip clop clip clop

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"The grass is most definitely greener on the other side. clip clop clip clop

Cos that's where all the shit is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"La plume de ma tante is discumknackerated

Yvonne says Her plum in her tent has been broken."

Nope, that was her cherry

She's 72 y'know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The grass is most definitely greener on the other side. clip clop clip clop

Cos that's where all the shit is"

ewwwwwwwwwwwww! polc pilc polc pilc

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I disagree with everything in this thread.

More so, my opinion is the correct one.

Problem?

Oh go play with ya dinasaur

No! You play with it!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I disagree with everything in this thread.

More so, my opinion is the correct one.

Problem?

Yeah, I do - i'm right ur wrong! ner ner"

U MAD?

I PWN THIS THREAD LIKE A TROLL COLOSSUS STANDING ASTRIDE IT.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I disagree with everything in this thread.

More so, my opinion is the correct one.

Problem?

Oh go play with ya dinasaur

No! You play with it!

Thought you'd never ask, meet me under the angel with a rolled up copy of the radio times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You sir, are the worse madame I have come across!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I disagree with everything in this thread.

More so, my opinion is the correct one.

Problem?

Oh go play with ya dinasaur

No! You play with it!

Thought you'd never ask, meet me under the angel with a rolled up copy of the radio times"

I will be the mysterious gentleman wearing a red fez at a jaunty angle whilst watching from a peep hole in my newspaper.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I disagree with everything in this thread.

More so, my opinion is the correct one.

Problem?

Oh go play with ya dinasaur

No! You play with it!

Thought you'd never ask, meet me under the angel with a rolled up copy of the radio times

I will be the mysterious gentleman wearing a red fez at a jaunty angle whilst watching from a peep hole in my newspaper.

Fez's should never be any colour but red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unless you like em blue instead.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

That is an abomination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cunt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aaah! But if you face north it will neither bite you nor jump on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might swallow you though.

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

Dole bludgers the lot of you, haven't you got got something better to do with your time ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Might swallow you though."

*faps*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and if you take offence to a fez upon your head

just wear em on your cock or tits instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dole bludgers the lot of you, haven't you got got something better to do with your time ?"

Sir, I neither claim for my earning from the government or anyone for that matter.

I am a free spirit and shall continue to be so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tis the fools with their nose to the grind and arses in the air that get shafted first, instead of sitting a while to watch the world go by and being happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tis the fools with their nose to the grind and arses in the air that get shafted first, instead of sitting a while to watch the world go by and being happy."

What are you doig? That makes complete sense?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tis the fools with their nose to the grind and arses in the air that get shafted first, instead of sitting a while to watch the world go by and being happy.

What are you doig? That makes complete sense?

Shit!! BoOo woHoOOoo pigs nipples and tartan wellies!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The sklark had a 455 in it!!

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Recalcitrant behaviour inevitably leads to excessive punishment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya all a bunch of timewasters does anyone ever meet on this site or are ya all talk? Xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ya all a bunch of timewasters does anyone ever meet on this site or are ya all talk? Xx

"
its better than sending horrid photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ya all a bunch of timewasters does anyone ever meet on this site or are ya all talk? Xx

its better than sending horrid photos

Fish flops ya mean? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He said you could make brown bread I said who he said you I said me he said yes I said owwwwwwwww

He said so will you make brown bread then I said who he said you I said me he said yes I said erm nooooooooooooooooooooooo

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ya all a bunch of timewasters does anyone ever meet on this site or are ya all talk? Xx

its better than sending horrid photos

Fish flops ya mean? Xx

"
MARMITE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got here in my tardis,anyone seen Dr Who,who the f*@k is he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hollow badgers are eating liquorice ants with their straws this eventide and you know what that means

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats just whimsical fancy wanking behind the bus shelter in front of Ms Smythe-bottom and her chutney ferret on a lead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've whimsied her fancy wanks many a time during his flubber...although the bus shelter did complain most quietly in almost exactly the same way that bricks aren't.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cowgirls ride bareback!

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"Dole bludgers the lot of you, haven't you got got something better to do with your time ?"

I'm suspended from work so have no choice but to be here - making invites while I write - shit - that makes sense - supercalifrigilisticexpealidoscious

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

" only stupid replies need apply

black single gent seeks meet, any takers?

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

" only stupid replies need apply

black single gent seeks meet, any takers?"

take ya where?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

A thought following on from today's Jeremy Vine show , radio 2 lunchtimish.

When does morbidly obese become morbid and would it save the council a truck load of money?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

" only stupid replies need apply

black single gent seeks meet, any takers?

take ya where?"

anywhere but my back alley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you ladies have quite a bout of verbal dihorea going on!! Whilst it's all coming out that end you can all sit on my face!? Please form an orderly que on the right behind mrs sheilds

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Dole bludgers the lot of you, haven't you got got something better to do with your time ?

I'm suspended from work so have no choice but to be here - making invites while I write - shit - that makes sense - supercalifrigilisticexpealidoscious"

solongas itcanbe expladoriousious!!!

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"you ladies have quite a bout of verbal dihorea going on!! Whilst it's all coming out that end you can all sit on my face!? Please form an orderly que on the right behind mrs sheilds

cheeky

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

" only stupid replies need apply

black single gent seeks meet, any takers?

take ya where?

anywhere but my back alley"

spoil sport! lol

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"Dole bludgers the lot of you, haven't you got got something better to do with your time ?

I'm suspended from work so have no choice but to be here - making invites while I write - shit - that makes sense - supercalifrigilisticexpealidoscious

solongas itcanbe expladoriousious!!!"

positrubaly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mud flaps are retreating under the guise of squirrels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nuts

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

Maggie Thatcher is STILL sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she just needs a lot more hot air these days.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

if the hypothetical noose around the condemned mans neck in the village square was equal to the equilibrium triangle would this rhombusticly equate to E=mc hammer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if the hypothetical noose around the condemned mans neck in the village square was equal to the equilibrium triangle would this rhombusticly equate to E=mc hammer?"

Hold on ....... I'm just working it out with a pencil.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

if the hypothetical noose around the condemned mans neck in the village square was equal to the equilibrium triangle would this rhombusticly equate to E=mc hammer?

Hold on ....... I'm just working it out with a pencil. "

said the constipated mathmetician

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over a year ago

eeeeeew! plip plop!

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"Maggie Thatcher is STILL sexy."

The real one or meryl streep? If you answer the first then ur sooooo wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Scumbag united are camped in the bus stop greasy spoon.

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

All men on this site are just perves and want to get into my knickers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All men on this site are just perves and want to get into my knickers!

Mr ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All men on this site are just perves and want to get into my knickers!

Did ya get the link btw xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres an onion living in my kettle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The jelly arm wattles shake to the west.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

home grown or bought?

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"All men on this site are just perves and want to get into my knickers!

Did ya get the link btw xx

No, do ya wanna message us it - eurotongue was discrete and wouldn't tell us - told us to ask you but we got disctracted

xxx I heard you were very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The grass is most definitely greener on the other side. clip clop clip clop

Only because there's more shit to fertilise it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The grass is most definitely greener on the other side. clip clop clip clop

Cos that's where all the shit is"

Beat me to it... damn backshift

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Mushroom growing kits on sale at Aldi next week, £3,99.

Save money PM me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quallops are ruined to to gry hump feeders strike in porto fino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushroom growing kits on sale at Aldi next week, £3,99.

Save money PM me.

oi that's my celium!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All dogs are fascists,when have you ever seen a police cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hong kong phooey (spot) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Police Notice" - don't believe a word of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All dogs are fascists,when have you ever seen a police cat

too busy burgling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The idiots lantern shines brightly on the bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The idiots lantern shines brightly on the bored."

you must be really bored then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The idiots lantern shines brightly on the bored.

you must be really bored then"

Are we not all staring at the idiots lantern that illuminates us?

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over a year ago

"The idiots lantern shines brightly on the bored.

you must be really bored then

Are we not all staring at the idiots lantern that illuminates us?"

Everyone?

I'm sure others have better things to do?

Or are you as blind as a moth banging against a light bulb lol

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over a year ago

"The idiots lantern shines brightly on the bored.

you must be really bored then

Are we not all staring at the idiots lantern that illuminates us?

Everyone?

I'm sure others have better things to do?

Or are you as blind as a moth banging against a light bulb lol"

I am as blind as the man I converse with.

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over a year ago

"The idiots lantern shines brightly on the bored.

you must be really bored then

Are we not all staring at the idiots lantern that illuminates us?

Everyone?

I'm sure others have better things to do?

Or are you as blind as a moth banging against a light bulb lol

I am as blind as the man I converse with."

Oh well,as one blind person to another...seeing as you seem to have a cane,would you mind awfully holding my hand and helping me across the road?

It's my hand honest...it just feels like a cock lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

If it feels like a cock, if i reads like a cock, it is a cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sherherds warning.

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"sherherds warning."

swailers delight

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Troll me baby of male gender

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

Troll me baby of male gender"

now ur being sexist - what about offspring of female gender

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"sherherds warning.

swailers delight"

red sky in the morning

the rioters are still at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who woulda thought it would take so uch brainpower to have a quick troll.

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"who woulda thought it would take so uch brainpower to have a quick troll."

ooooh i like a quickie now and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooooooooooo careful. remember facebook!

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"sherherds warning.

swailers delight

red sky in the morning

the rioters are still at it "

sorry darling, that makes sense - not allowed in the troll thread tut tut

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Troll me baby of male gender

now ur being sexist - what about offspring of female gender

sub continent tradition / prefernce i'm afraid

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

[Removed by poster at 18/02/12 00:37:42]

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"oooooooooooooooo careful. remember facebook!

do they have a profile too on here

sorry darling new to this all trolling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think i may have seen facefuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's me told.

My sincere apologies if I've offended anyone?

Just thought this was a trolling thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Troll repellant. New innovative product. Only £9.99 a bottle. PM me.

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over a year ago

"The idiots lantern shines brightly on the bored.

you must be really bored then

Are we not all staring at the idiots lantern that illuminates us?

Everyone?

I'm sure others have better things to do?

Or are you as blind as a moth banging against a light bulb lol

I am as blind as the man I converse with.

Oh well,as one blind person to another...seeing as you seem to have a cane,would you mind awfully holding my hand and helping me across the road?

It's my hand honest...it just feels like a cock lol"

If your cock is that thin and long I'd suggest you start pulling on it instead of rolling it between your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck it and see.

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

[Removed by poster at 18/02/12 00:59:13]

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"That's me told.

My sincere apologies if I've offended anyone?

Just thought this was a trolling thread?

If a twunt in a trolling thread cant take being trolled then the said twunt shouldn't post in a trolling thread then should the twunt??

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over a year ago

"The idiots lantern shines brightly on the bored.

you must be really bored then

Are we not all staring at the idiots lantern that illuminates us?

Everyone?

I'm sure others have better things to do?

Or are you as blind as a moth banging against a light bulb lol

I am as blind as the man I converse with.

Oh well,as one blind person to another...seeing as you seem to have a cane,would you mind awfully holding my hand and helping me across the road?

It's my hand honest...it just feels like a cock lol

If your cock is that thin and long I'd suggest you start pulling on it instead of rolling it between your hands

After years of smoking roll ups it's become second nature I'm afraid.

I've even started putting filter tips in my condoms

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over a year ago

"The idiots lantern shines brightly on the bored.

you must be really bored then

Are we not all staring at the idiots lantern that illuminates us?

Everyone?

I'm sure others have better things to do?

Or are you as blind as a moth banging against a light bulb lol

I am as blind as the man I converse with.

Oh well,as one blind person to another...seeing as you seem to have a cane,would you mind awfully holding my hand and helping me across the road?

It's my hand honest...it just feels like a cock lol

If your cock is that thin and long I'd suggest you start pulling on it instead of rolling it between your hands

After years of smoking roll ups it's become second nature I'm afraid.

I've even started putting filter tips in my condoms

Don't tell me you try to lick it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick it,nah it's not big enough!I can't reach!

But if we're being honest I reckon 90% of teenagers have tried....n the other 10% are liars!

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over a year ago

"Lick it,nah it's not big enough!I can't reach!

But if we're being honest I reckon 90% of teenagers have tried....n the other 10% are liars!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it must be hellishly attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it must be hellishly attractive.

Judge for yourself,I'm off to bed...sorry away under my bridge...busy with work n trolling n shit lol

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over a year ago

The doldrums calleth thy unsober sprite to bedfordshires nest.

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