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"Red monkey has a large black cat and takes it for a walk in the woods." red monkey has a large black car and takes it for a drive with James Woods | |||
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"Tiger woods is in front with a big red pole" Tiger Woods used to own a barbers shop | |||
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"Tiger Woods had red monkey in a car " Tiger Woods fucked a Red Monkey | |||
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"Red monkey has a large black cat and takes it for a walk in the woods." No | |||
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"Tiger Woods had red monkey in a car Tiger Woods fucked a Red Monkey" Tiger Woods often gets a hole in one with red monkey | |||
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" Tiger Woods fucked a Red Monkey Tiger Woods often gets a hole in one with red monkey" Tiger Woods often gets in a glory hole with a red donkey | |||
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"Tiger Woods made a monkeys bumhole red" lol xx | |||
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"Tiger Woods often gets a hole in one with a red manky ball sack" Tiger Woods shoots a 69 using his red testicles | |||
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"There's a tiger in the woods and it eats mens testicles " ![]() | |||
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"Tied up a stranger in the woods and licked their red vestibule" tied up a stranger in the woods and Nicked there red Vespa bike | |||
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"Tied up a stranger in the woods and licked their red vestibule tied up a stranger in the woods and Nicked there red Vespa bike" Dressed up by a stranger in the woods while they wanked in just a vest and pipe | |||
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"Tied up a stranger in the woods and licked their red vestibule tied up a stranger in the woods and Nicked there red Vespa bike Dressed up by a stranger in the woods while they wanked in just a vest and pipe" dressed up by a str*ngler in the woods while he washed a vest for the Pope | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Watch out for the duck, it's headed towards Red Monkeys thighs! | |||
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"Tied up a stranger in the woods and licked their red vestibule tied up a stranger in the woods and Nicked there red Vespa bike Dressed up by a stranger in the woods while they wanked in just a vest and pipe dressed up by a str*ngler in the woods while he washed a vest for the Pope" Trussed up with the Str@nglers in hoods whilst they watched vast pipes | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() if you believe the duck ,there's a head near red Monkeys thighs | |||
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these ![]() Oh God I'm hapless with fleas | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If you have some luck you may hear Red-monkey's sighs | |||
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these ![]() Oh God my pappion has got fleas | |||
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"Tied up a stranger in the woods and licked their red vestibule tied up a stranger in the woods and Nicked there red Vespa bike Dressed up by a stranger in the woods while they wanked in just a vest and pipe dressed up by a str*ngler in the woods while he washed a vest for the Pope Trussed up with the Str@nglers in hoods whilst they watched vast pipes " The Str@nglers dressed up in hoods and played the bagpipes ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() if you have some luck you can try one of Red Monkeys pies | |||
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these ![]() Oh God red simian disease | |||
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these ![]() Ooo cod... Red mullet with ease | |||
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these ![]() cod and chips with vinegar please | |||
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these ![]() Branston pickle bread and cheese | |||
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these ![]() Richard Branson has a disease | |||
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"Richard Bransons dead from pickled cheese?" snap nearly | |||
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these ![]() Richard Branson picked bed for sleaze | |||
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these ![]() Richard Branson thinks he's the bees knees | |||
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"Richard Branson attacked by fleas" Branston is pickled fleas | |||
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these ![]() Richard Branson thinks he's one of the Bee Gees | |||
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"Richard Branson attacked by fleas Branston is pickled fleas" Branson is guilty -flees | |||
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these ![]() the bee gees like branston pickle | |||
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these ![]() The bee's knee's like rampant tickles | |||
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these ![]() The bee's pees like rampant rabbits | |||
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"Oh god I'm hopeless at these ![]() The beans peaked like rancid rarebits | |||
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" The beast pee-ed a rancid lucozade" Debbie peed her fancy Lucozade | |||
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" The beast pee-ed a rancid lucozade Debbie peed her fancy Lucozade" Debbie spanks someone's monkey at whipsnade | |||
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"Debbie got done for animal cruelty. " Debbie likes to perform her speciality | |||
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"Debbie got done for animal cruelty. Debbie likes to perform her speciality" Debbie got arrested for that too! ![]() | |||
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"Debbie got done for animal cruelty. Debbie likes to perform her speciality Debbie got arrested for that too! ![]() Then she got used by a screw | |||
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"Then she got used by a prison warden" Then she used the prison warden to escape | |||
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"Shih Tzu on traffic wardens and cops" Schnitzels, Bacon Lardons and Chips | |||
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"Shih Tzu on traffic wardens and cops Schnitzels, Bacon Lardons and Chips" . . sizzling bacon hard-ons with chips | |||
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"Shih Tzu on traffic wardens and cops Schnitzels, Bacon Lardons and Chips. . sizzling bacon hard-ons with chips" Sexy basque on with a hard on in my knicks | |||
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"Sexless bastard's in Harvey Nicks" sexstarved braless just in your knicks | |||
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"Sexless bastard's in Harvey Nicks sexstarved braless just in your knicks" sexstarved braless pissed in your knicks | |||
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"Sexless bastard's in Harvey Nicks sexstarved braless just in your knicks sexstarved braless pissed in your knicks" .. sixty bras placed down your knickers | |||
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"Erm, isn't Chinese whispers actually racist? " erm NO | |||
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"bras didn't match the knickers in the 60s" brass rubbings of knickers in the 1960s | |||
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"Erm, isn't Chinese whispers actually racist? " Having an early morning troll are we sir | |||
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"Think you might want to look up the history. It certainly isn't politically correct. Bit like using the term "coloured people" or "Eskimo" - rather outdated. It implies that the Chinese are stupid" the F****** thought Police about early this morning.. why is there always one wants to try and ruin a thread.. go away | |||
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"Think you might want to look up the history. It certainly isn't politically correct. Bit like using the term "coloured people" or "Eskimo" - rather outdated. It implies that the Chinese are stupid the F****** thought Police about early this morning.. why is there always one wants to try and ruin a thread.. go away" Yeah go and start a thread about salt being to salty | |||
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"bras didn't match the knickers in the 60s brass rubbings of knickers in the 1960s" i rubbed alongside the top brass in the 1960s | |||
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"bras didn't match the knickers in the 60s brass rubbings of knickers in the 1960s i rubbed alongside the top brass in the 1960s" I did some brass rubbings in my knickers | |||
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"bras didn't match the knickers in the 60s brass rubbings of knickers in the 1960s i rubbed alongside the top brass in the 1960s" I rubbed some bras in the Swinging 60s | |||
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"bras didn't match the knickers in the 60s brass rubbings of knickers in the 1960s i rubbed alongside the top brass in the 1960s I rubbed some bras in the Swinging 60s" I rubbed some Swinging bras | |||
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"Think you might want to look up the history. It certainly isn't politically correct. Bit like using the term "coloured people" or "Eskimo" - rather outdated. It implies that the Chinese are stupid" .. the following are now politically incorrect .. French kissing. implies they are unhygienic .. Irish sausages.. could imply they are thick sausages ..Gypsy creams.. possibly been travelling around the country so stale. Yorkshire puddings.. implies Yorkshire people are overweight.. English muffins possibly offensive to lady parts.. Greek marbles.. could be interpreted as the Greeks have lost them.. | |||
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"bras didn't match the knickers in the 60s brass rubbings of knickers in the 1960s i rubbed alongside the top brass in the 1960s I rubbed some bras in the Swinging 60s I rubbed some Swinging bras" I rubbed some swinging sisters | |||
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"Think you might want to look up the history. It certainly isn't politically correct. Bit like using the term "coloured people" or "Eskimo" - rather outdated. It implies that the Chinese are stupid the F****** thought Police about early this morning.. why is there always one wants to try and ruin a thread.. go away" We're won't be allowed to describe bare-backing as Russian roulette next!! | |||
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"Think you might want to look up the history. It certainly isn't politically correct. Bit like using the term "coloured people" or "Eskimo" - rather outdated. It implies that the Chinese are stupid.. the following are now politically incorrect .. French kissing. implies they are unhygienic .. Irish sausages.. could imply they are thick sausages ..Gypsy creams.. possibly been travelling around the country so stale. Yorkshire puddings.. implies Yorkshire people are overweight.. English muffins possibly offensive to lady parts.. Greek marbles.. could be interpreted as the Greeks have lost them.. " It's all Greek to me .. oh wait ... can I say that ... will I be shot by the PC police???? | |||
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"He shagged her and her mister" he shot her but missed her sister | |||
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"He shagged her and her mister he shot her but missed her sister" Pee not in her butt but kiss her blister | |||
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"His but loves a fister" Kryten used his attachments on Lister | |||
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"Trev got free vasectomy advice " Trev became Tracy after sex change ![]() | |||
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"Devon girls got these meaty thighs" .. 7 girls please meaty guy | |||
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