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"People who stand in awkward places like in a supermarket aisle. " Especially when they just stand there for ages staring at the shelf like they're in a trance. Or when they keep picking whatever it is up that they're looking at, studiously reading the label, putting it back down, thinking about it then picking it up and reading the label again. JUST PUT IT IN YOUR TROLLEY OR FECKIN' MOVE!! | |||
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"Eating with their mouths open Tourists in London during rush hour who just stop the minute they step off the escalator.... and block the exit i got on and of the same train 6 times first time i got on those crazy trains u got" They can be a bit confusing to visitors, but feel free to ask we are not all southern rudies | |||
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"Eating with their mouths open Tourists in London during rush hour who just stop the minute they step off the escalator.... and block the exit i got on and of the same train 6 times first time i got on those crazy trains u got They can be a bit confusing to visitors, but feel free to ask we are not all southern rudies " i gave up after the first 2 funny looks i must have had my trout costume that day | |||
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"People with no common sense." people who zap your energy Negative people Selfish folk | |||
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"When your knickers elastic goes but you don't notice until you're out of the house and have to spend all day sticking your hand in your jeans and pulling them up. " Even worse if they've been in the dryer and theres a pair of knickers stuck in the leg that you don't notice straight away x | |||
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"When your knickers elastic goes but you don't notice until you're out of the house and have to spend all day sticking your hand in your jeans and pulling them up. " and thankful your wearing jeans | |||
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"Eating with their mouths open Tourists in London during rush hour who just stop the minute they step off the escalator.... and block the exit i got on and of the same train 6 times first time i got on those crazy trains u got They can be a bit confusing to visitors, but feel free to ask we are not all southern rudies i gave up after the first 2 funny looks i must have had my trout costume that day " Well I can only apologise for the ignorance and bad manners of some of my fellow Londoners, or you were unlucky enough to pick other visitors to the capital | |||
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"Eating with their mouths open Tourists in London during rush hour who just stop the minute they step off the escalator.... and block the exit i got on and of the same train 6 times first time i got on those crazy trains u got They can be a bit confusing to visitors, but feel free to ask we are not all southern rudies i gave up after the first 2 funny looks i must have had my trout costume that day Well I can only apologise for the ignorance and bad manners of some of my fellow Londoners, or you were unlucky enough to pick other visitors to the capital " no need theres miserable shits up here too | |||
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"People who say on route instead of en route. People who say out fresco instead of alfresco. People who say expresso instead of espresso. Bad manners. Arrogance." Omg yes! | |||
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"I've just driven home, it's 16° according to my watch, 18° according to my car Either way. It's warm. So why have I just walked into my house to find the heating on? Thermostat on 30° That really gets my chuffin goat " I’m cold and about to put the heating on | |||
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"Those tags that they put on loaves of bread that you can never peel apart" Yes!! | |||
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"Those tags that they put on loaves of bread that you can never peel apart" tags on boxers that make ya back itch | |||
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"The fucking troll under the bridge keeps trying." lol lol | |||
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"The fucking troll under the bridge keeps trying." cliperty clop cliperty clop | |||
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"Nigel Farage and Donald Trump " All day every day, pair of bell ends | |||
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"Nigel Farage and Donald Trump All day every day, pair of bell ends " I'm starting to think they are the same person | |||
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"World book day, when the kids tell me the day before that they need to go to school dressed up as a book character. £30 later they are all dressed up and i have money left to buy them a book." Who the feck came up with this stupid idea? Was never a thing when I grew up and I still read books daily on the train. | |||
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"Old people shopping on a weekend and taking up the whole pavement. You have the rest of the week to shop, just get out of my way. " They have a right to never mind get out of your way old age comes to us all | |||
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"Nigel Farage and Donald Trump All day every day, pair of bell ends I'm starting to think they are the same person " They have the same master | |||
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"Real life getting between me and my pray" Play or pray. | |||
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"Old people shopping on a weekend and taking up the whole pavement. You have the rest of the week to shop, just get out of my way. They have a right to never mind get out of your way old age comes to us all " Totally agree walk round them it's hardly the end of the world they've earnt the right to shop whenever they feckin want too get over it! | |||
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"Old people shopping on a weekend and taking up the whole pavement. You have the rest of the week to shop, just get out of my way. They have a right to never mind get out of your way old age comes to us all Totally agree walk round them it's hardly the end of the world they've earnt the right to shop whenever they feckin want too get over it! " | |||
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"Nigel Farage and Donald Trump All day every day, pair of bell ends I'm starting to think they are the same person They have the same master" Do they? Let's assassinate them! No mercy for bell ends | |||
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"Very few things get my goat. Life is too short. Aside from those Meercat adverts (closely followed by the new Forette ads), the Conservative Party, Joe Pasquale, Cottage Cheese and not knowing whether my commas should come before or after the closed brackets!!! " And my inability to spell. Florette and merecat/Meercat? | |||
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"Very few things get my goat. Life is too short. Aside from those Meercat adverts (closely followed by the new Forette ads), the Conservative Party, Joe Pasquale, Cottage Cheese and not knowing whether my commas should come before or after the closed brackets!!! " Great list. Although I like cottage cheese - just ate a pot with beetroot and horseradish condiment. Nom. | |||
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"Old people shopping on a weekend and taking up the whole pavement. You have the rest of the week to shop, just get out of my way. " Rude | |||
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"Real life getting between me and my pray Play or pray." Prey? | |||
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"Old people shopping on a weekend and taking up the whole pavement. You have the rest of the week to shop, just get out of my way. They have a right to never mind get out of your way old age comes to us all Totally agree walk round them it's hardly the end of the world they've earnt the right to shop whenever they feckin want too get over it! " Old people shouldn't be out shopping on the weekend though I was thinking about pouncing on this one, but you two got here before me. | |||
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"Drivers who get pissed off that you don't drive at the limit, if I'm running early and want to go slower why not? It's the limit, not compulsory. " I hate you. You kill all the joy in driving. | |||
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"Old people shopping on a weekend and taking up the whole pavement. You have the rest of the week to shop, just get out of my way. They have a right to never mind get out of your way old age comes to us all Totally agree walk round them it's hardly the end of the world they've earnt the right to shop whenever they feckin want too get over it! Old people shouldn't be out shopping on the weekend though I was thinking about pouncing on this one, but you two got here before me. " How do you define old? I'm old! Older than you. My (ex) father in law is 78 and completed the London Marathon a few weeks ago raising 10 grand for a local hospice. You're gonna ban him from shopping over the weekend? | |||
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"Nigel Farage and Donald Trump All day every day, pair of bell ends I'm starting to think they are the same person They have the same master Do they? Let's assassinate them! No mercy for bell ends" Putin seems to be pretty well protected | |||
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"What annoys you? For me, people chewing with their mouth open and middle lane hoggers should both be shot " SJW’s | |||
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"Old dogs. " When I’m teaching new tricks... | |||
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"Drivers who get pissed off that you don't drive at the limit, if I'm running early and want to go slower why not? It's the limit, not compulsory. " So no matter that the other drivers may be running late ? No matter that they may need to be on time by adhering to the limit , and will be late if they get stuck behind someone like you ? | |||
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"Brexit the government women who can't make there mind up " I'll treat that one with the contempt it deserves | |||
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"Brexit the government women who can't make there mind up I'll treat that one with the contempt it deserves " haha | |||
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"BREATHERS.....!" Why? | |||
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