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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chlamydia

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By *elltravelledmanMan
over a year ago

bradford

Cock womble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tupaq

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Adolf has to be up there on the list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dave."

What’s wrong with Dave?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Dave."

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Fanny

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Adolf Trump

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Depends on your surname.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Gertrude

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"Adolf Trump "

I bet there is one somewhwere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nevaeh

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Not answering the question directly, but if I were going to name a child, my mind would be on a fairly popular/ contemporary name (so not like, Ethel) but not a top 10 name. Erring traditional (for my heritage and/or the area where I lived) rather than trendy. Nothing that made a weird acronym with initials or could be used to fuel bullying.

I'd probably avoid naming my child after anyone because I've known family problems to arise from that.

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

Sue

Jonny cash!

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"Adolf Trump

I bet there is one somewhwere"

Try The White House.

Pronounced Shuh-teed, there was a child named Shithead

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Cunt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not answering the question directly, but if I were going to name a child, my mind would be on a fairly popular/ contemporary name (so not like, Ethel) but not a top 10 name. Erring traditional (for my heritage and/or the area where I lived) rather than trendy. Nothing that made a weird acronym with initials or could be used to fuel bullying.

I'd probably avoid naming my child after anyone because I've known family problems to arise from that. "

I’m gonna message you the name we have chosen. Gonna see your thoughts

we always thought we’d choose a traditional name likes James or George, but we love this name and he kicked when we mentioned it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Child 1, child 2....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on your surname. "

Yep, gotta consider the initials too.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on your surname.

Yep, gotta consider the initials too..... "

My initials are RJ...but my name I go by begins with a B. So I’m BJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on your surname.

Yep, gotta consider the initials too..... "
simon todd davis for example

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on your surname.

Yep, gotta consider the initials too..... "

My initials are HIC. If I ever meet someone CUP I'll know it was fate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny"

worse if the surname is old!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I almost gave my kid the middle name ‘Lily’. Now Lily is a beautiful name. Unfortunately the issue is that I cannot actually say words with repetitive L’s. Thankfully I realised once she was born and I couldn’t say the bloody name without my tongue twisting. To impact matters her dad’s surname has 2 bloody L’s in it

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Fanny

worse if the surname is old!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I almost gave my kid the middle name ‘Lily’. Now Lily is a beautiful name. Unfortunately the issue is that I cannot actually say words with repetitive L’s. Thankfully I realised once she was born and I couldn’t say the bloody name without my tongue twisting. To impact matters her dad’s surname has 2 bloody L’s in it

Aha oh no! I love the name Lily. I have a wee Lily, one of my dogs. But when I got pregnant I thought shit, I actually love that name for a child!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Aha oh no! I love the name Lily. I have a wee Lily, one of my dogs. But when I got pregnant I thought shit, I actually love that name for a child!"

I love the name. I just can’t say it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tracy for a girl and Mark for a boy. Dislike them both in equal measures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Child 1, child 2...."

Is this acceptable with twins

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I think the Harry and Meghan have ruined Archie for everyone

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

Remington Jeffrey Percy Breckenridge Maximus Delafontaine Peregrine Allencourt Algerone Tarquin Galashiels Hunter Darlington-Whit.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"Child 1, child 2....

Is this acceptable with twins

Thing1 and thing2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on your surname.

Yep, gotta consider the initials too.....

My initials are HIC. If I ever meet someone CUP I'll know it was fate

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hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

Remington Jeffrey Percy Breckenridge Maximus Delafontaine Peregrine Allencourt Algerone Tarquin Galashiels Hunter Darlington-Whit."

Ugh why have you just decided to put my baby’s name on the forum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think the Harry and Meghan have ruined Archie for everyone"

Eh? Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

Remington Jeffrey Percy Breckenridge Maximus Delafontaine Peregrine Allencourt Algerone Tarquin Galashiels Hunter Darlington-Whit."

That would never fit on a name badge.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

Remington Jeffrey Percy Breckenridge Maximus Delafontaine Peregrine Allencourt Algerone Tarquin Galashiels Hunter Darlington-Whit.

Ugh why have you just decided to put my baby’s name on the forum?

To shame you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

Remington Jeffrey Percy Breckenridge Maximus Delafontaine Peregrine Allencourt Algerone Tarquin Galashiels Hunter Darlington-Whit.

Ugh why have you just decided to put my baby’s name on the forum?

To shame you. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the Harry and Meghan have ruined Archie for everyone

Eh? Why?"
its a crap name anyway

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Jim

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

Remington Jeffrey Percy Breckenridge Maximus Delafontaine Peregrine Allencourt Algerone Tarquin Galashiels Hunter Darlington-Whit.

That would never fit on a name badge."

It’s etched onto a crown instead.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Chlamydia "

I agree

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

"Depends on your surname.

Yep, gotta consider the initials too..... "

My grandma told me the story of making my mum. My grandad chose my mum’s name, the agreement was if it was a girl he chose, a boy my grandma picked.

Mum is called Barbara and grandad was very clever. He gave her 2 middle names and made her initials spell Babs

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Chlamydia

I agree

Give it the clap if you agree

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Depends on your surname.

Yep, gotta consider the initials too.....

My grandma told me the story of making my mum. My grandad chose my mum’s name, the agreement was if it was a girl he chose, a boy my grandma picked.

Mum is called Barbara and grandad was very clever. He gave her 2 middle names and made her initials spell Babs

A fine name

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I once worked with a girl called "Shaghag"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Place name's, some work and some don't lol I saw one American girl on my cousins Facebook profile named Ireland!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

Remington Jeffrey Percy Breckenridge Maximus Delafontaine Peregrine Allencourt Algerone Tarquin Galashiels Hunter Darlington-Whit.

That would never fit on a name badge.

It’s etched onto a crown instead."

Remington Jeffrey Percy Breckenridge Maximus Delafontaine Peregrine Allencourt Algerone Tarquin Galashiels Hunter Darlington-Whit sounds like he'd be a bighead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim"

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

Remington Jeffrey Percy Breckenridge Maximus Delafontaine Peregrine Allencourt Algerone Tarquin Galashiels Hunter Darlington-Whit.

That would never fit on a name badge.

It’s etched onto a crown instead.

Remington Jeffrey Percy Breckenridge Maximus Delafontaine Peregrine Allencourt Algerone Tarquin Galashiels Hunter Darlington-Whit sounds like he'd be a bighead."

Get your big head out, Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually nah the worst name is Gekyume, a US rapper xxxtentacion before he was killed, said his unborn baby would be named that. He basically named his son Gay Cum

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Depends on your surname.

Yep, gotta consider the initials too..... "

Or the child's may not be the same as yours

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