FabSwingers.com forum: WTF!

By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

You've just woken up and your the opposite sex.

What's the first thing your going to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pee. I always have to pee when I wake up.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Go pee outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pee. I always have to pee when I wake up. "

I have to agree then I'm going exploring haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch me nuts.

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By *untime5Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pee. I always have to pee when I wake up.

I have to agree then I'm going exploring haha

Invest in a wand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go make a cuppa and use my new winky to stir it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with my boobs

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

See if it is really fun to play with a c*ck and balls haha

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Phoning in sick and wanking until it looks like a chupa chup :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try stack 10 Os up without passing out then go find me a lesbican

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh. Jump up and down without chest pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wank! "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See if it is really fun to play with a c*ck and balls haha "
its a comfort thing like a baby blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pee stood up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pee stood up

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its not all that

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Get the remote out and check for size

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

DICKMILLS!!! WOOOOHOOO

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 12/05/19 20:14:25]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open a fab account and message my Male profile honking porn pictures for my wank bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wank ... probably even before the pee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 12/05/19 20:14:25]"

I reccomend pausing before you do that!

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By *untime5Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Go make a cuppa and use my new winky to stir it

I think you’ll regret it pretty quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do i stay the same hight if I wake up as a men?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

See if I could suck my own cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell being lesbian to sally

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

At least I'd be dressed the part, able to put on a bra and makeup, just another day for me

Hang on ...I'd certainly miss one little thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2nd thoughts I would definitely want to ride a dildo.....why not

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Compare it to a can of Stella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Log onto fab, take a picture of my new appendage and send every woman a copy of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

touch myself

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Call my doctor and ask them to immediately section me, as I'd assume I'd had some sort of mental breakdown.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Ooh. Jump up and down without chest pain! "

Haha love it

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By *rishlad2787Man
over a year ago

scun

See what a finger feels like ????

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Make a clone of my cock then fuck myself with it....I've always wondered if guys do that?

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By *ady-LoverMan
over a year ago

swindon

Find myself a couple to explore me and see if I can squirt

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Make a clone of my cock then fuck myself with it....I've always wondered if guys do that? "

Nope

but great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pee. I always have to pee when I wake up.

I have to agree then I'm going exploring haha

Invest in a wand."

Idk might break myself before I've had a chance to learn more haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See what two fingers feels like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See if I could suck my own cock

That’ll give you a stiff neck

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"See if I could suck my own cock

Typed that nearly ended up in hospital with a bad back ( LOL ).

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Pee sitting down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check I still have the same peachy bum then go to town on myself!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"See if I could suck my own cock

Good luck with that one .. that's why we Blokes invented wanking

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

spend a lot more time at couples and singles females only nights

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've already got clit and g spot envy..I want to find out what all the fuss is about vibrators

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Pee stood up

its not all that "

It is when you're dying to go, the queue for the toilet can be seen from space, and you seriously consider whether you're going to have to wet yourself.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Log onto fab, take a picture of my new appendage and send every woman a copy of it

Crying laughing x

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Make a clone of my cock then fuck myself with it....I've always wondered if guys do that?

Nope

but great idea

Go fuckyourself....lol I haven't found a bloke who has yet. Got the stuff and couple of times it was gonna be done...but I have a very low concentration span and got distracted at the, make sure cock is clean Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull the covers back qand see how big my cock is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See what it's like to piss standing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See what it's like to piss standing up."

Its overrated. Wet feet and wiping toilet seats...the stress.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"See if I could suck my own cock

Good luck with that one .. that's why we Blokes invented wanking"

If I was a bloke my cock would be huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go shopping for clothes for 5 hours, try on 38 outfits and come home with 4 handbags and some chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pee. I always have to pee when I wake up. "

Write my name in pee on a wall. Then fuck absolutely EVERYTHING to see what it felt like - baked beans, custard, friends who didn’t move quickly enough..

Then rewatch my favourite porn and wank to see if I felt very differently about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would likely have morning wood so I would sort that out or get my OH to go down on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the remote out and check for size

Check if I can stick a remote in my vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get my lady friend over for a girl on girl session lol

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Post a pic of my dick!!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Get the remote out and check for size

Check if I can stick a remote in my vagina"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post a pic of my dick!!!

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I thought you'd done that lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Get the remote out and check for size

Check if I can stick a remote in my vagina"

If you can I'm the man for you with my remote sized cock

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Probably just play with my boobs. It wouldn't be a very productive day I'm guessing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the remote out and check for size

Check if I can stick a remote in my vagina

If you can I'm the man for you with my remote sized cock

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car stereo remote don't do it for me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Get the remote out and check for size

Check if I can stick a remote in my vagina

If you can I'm the man for you with my remote sized cock

car stereo remote don't do it for me"

As luck has it mines a magic remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the remote out and check for size

Check if I can stick a remote in my vagina

If you can I'm the man for you with my remote sized cock

car stereo remote don't do it for me

As luck has it mines a magic remote "
mines on the steering column so 3 fingers big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pee. I always have to pee when I wake up. "

Just remember to get rid of the boner first unless you wanna piss all over the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the remote out and check for size

Check if I can stick a remote in my vagina

If you can I'm the man for you with my remote sized cock

Wondering if I should wrap it in a condom before trying though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pee. I always have to pee when I wake up.

Just remember to get rid of the boner first unless you wanna piss all over the wall

Or worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank for sure, I want to know what it feels like to shoot cum

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Get the remote out and check for size

Check if I can stick a remote in my vagina

If you can I'm the man for you with my remote sized cock

Wondering if I should wrap it in a condom before trying though "

Extra large ones should do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the remote out and check for size

Check if I can stick a remote in my vagina

If you can I'm the man for you with my remote sized cock

Wondering if I should wrap it in a condom before trying though

Extra large ones should do it"

Thanks for your expert advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See what it's like to piss standing up."

Have a pee ..then actually leave the toilet seat down...rapidly followed by a new Fab profile

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Check my fab inbox for lots of lovely messages from splendid gentlemen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the ironing

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Check my fab inbox for lots of lovely messages from splendid gentlemen

Ooh that's gonna disappoint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Log on here and have a good moan about the men of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look down at my own body and think now that's one hairy bitch!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Pull the covers back qand see how big my cock is

You'll be disappointed..get a full length mirror or a sky remote..lynx cans are good too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand naked Infront of a full length mirror and do star jumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standard.

Take a shit.

Maybe spray some air freshener afterwards though.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Check my fab inbox for lots of lovely messages from splendid gentlemen

Ooh that's gonna disappoint

Oh no

I'll just stay as I am then as I don't like disappointment... Or celery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've just woken up and your the opposite sex.

What's the first thing your going to do?

"
thanks nymph you inspired an uncomfortable conversation with sally about me having to suck her dick

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"You've just woken up and your the opposite sex.

What's the first thing your going to do?

thanks nymph you inspired an uncomfortable conversation with sally about me having to suck her dick

Don’t forget the DP

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Pee. I always have to pee when I wake up. "

^^what she said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've just woken up and your the opposite sex.

What's the first thing your going to do?

thanks nymph you inspired an uncomfortable conversation with sally about me having to suck her dick

Don’t forget the DP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send 10 women miles away at the other end of the country, and having not read their profile, pics of my dick, send a nasty message when they don't reply then go on to the forums to ask for advice on what the hell I'm doing wrong as I thought 'fill in later' was perfectly acceptable profile text xx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Send 10 women miles away at the other end of the country, and having not read their profile, pics of my dick, send a nasty message when they don't reply then go on to the forums to ask for advice on what the hell I'm doing wrong as I thought 'fill in later' was perfectly acceptable profile text xx"

Luxuriate in a peaceful empty inbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give my tits a good scratch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pee then check out my boobs haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luxuriate in a peaceful empty inbox. "

You'd love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot to have a wank

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By *ottyNStripes30Couple
over a year ago

Oakham

Lube up my hand and have a noisy slippy wank...

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By *kbull2000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

Cancel absolutely everything. If I woke up with a pair of tits and a fanny, there's now no reason for me to leave the house....ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shop for shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pee stood up

What was that sound earlier then, were you just pouring a brew....?

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"You've just woken up and your the opposite sex.

What's the first thing your going to do?

Join fab and have as much sex as I can muster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be like the terminator but a female version and fight someone for some clothes and a motorcycle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pee stood up

What was that sound earlier then, were you just pouring a brew....?"

Kettle.. obvs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worry about how my beard looks to other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find the bastard that did it to me without my consent!

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank myself silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've just woken up and your the opposite sex.

What's the first thing your going to do?

go the toilet for a piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a tablet for my headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as everyone else have a fiddle

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

See how sweet the frenulum feels when tickled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See how sweet the frenulum feels when tickled"

To really feel how good that is you need a teasing tongue tormenting you as it tickles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be spending my time finding out how to make my body quiver and shake in ecstasy, feeling what it is like to be completely lost in multiple orgasms. I’d want to feel what it is like to have my tits and nipples sucked and played with, my clit licked and sucked and to be fucked into heaven.

And that’s just for starters

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Join fab and get my in box inundated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look for my gspot

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"See how sweet the frenulum feels when tickled

To really feel how good that is you need a teasing tongue tormenting you as it tickles"

Duly noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with my tits for hrs. I hope they will be big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the kettle on. I'm not doing anything with out a cup of tea first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've just woken up and your the opposite sex.

What's the first thing your going to do?

panic

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Grow a beard and admire it in the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prob moan and nag for a bit about how I didn't do the dishes the night before

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