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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

things painted

I’m in a painting mood

Tell me what you want painted and in what colours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you do a multicoloured pic of my doggies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"things painted

I’m in a painting mood

Tell me what you want painted and in what colours

You can paint my arse if you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My toenails red please.

I can't reach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hall I just got new carpet and it doesn’t match

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you do a multicoloured pic of my doggies?"

Of course I can, I can paint anything today

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My front room. A light grey colour please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"things painted

I’m in a painting mood

Tell me what you want painted and in what colours

You can paint my arse if you like."

Ok, bend over and what colour would you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My toenails red please.

I can't reach."

Ok, sit back and relax, red toenails coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The hall I just got new carpet and it doesn’t match

Oh no, choose a colour and I’ll be right there..I’m painting the carpet right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My front room. A light grey colour please x"

Ok, will you make me a cuppa

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My front room. A light grey colour please x

Ok, will you make me a cuppa

Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.

I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you paint the woodwork with white gloss please. I hate that part of decorating x

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Me naked reading

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My front room. A light grey colour please x

Ok, will you make me a cuppa

Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x"

I’m up the ladder now and wobbling

where are you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.

I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left. "

I can indeed

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

"My front room. A light grey colour please x

Ok, will you make me a cuppa

Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x"
make sure your in a dress an no panties

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you paint the woodwork with white gloss please. I hate that part of decorating x

Am I allowed to paint the carpets too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want the town painted red...please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me naked reading "

Gloss or eggshell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want the town painted red...please.

I’ve already done that a few times

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Eggshell

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My front room. A light grey colour please x

Ok, will you make me a cuppa

Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x

I’m up the ladder now and wobbling

where are you

Back now, was making your cuppa. Brought biscuits too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My whole house please:front room - Mediterranean ochre; dining room - powder blue with gold speckles and gold skirting boards; front bedroom - pale coffee; back bedroom - light aubergine; dressing room - champagne. I'll pop out now and come back in a few hours when it's done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you paint the woodwork with white gloss please. I hate that part of decorating x

Am I allowed to paint the carpets too

I have laminate downstairs so that’s fine x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eggshell "

What colour?...or will lime green do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My front room. A light grey colour please x

Ok, will you make me a cuppa

Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x

I’m up the ladder now and wobbling

where are you

Back now, was making your cuppa. Brought biscuits too x"

Oooo biscuits....what ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My whole house please:front room - Mediterranean ochre; dining room - powder blue with gold speckles and gold skirting boards; front bedroom - pale coffee; back bedroom - light aubergine; dressing room - champagne. I'll pop out now and come back in a few hours when it's done. "

Ok, it will be done by the time you return

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you paint the woodwork with white gloss please. I hate that part of decorating x

Am I allowed to paint the carpets too

I have laminate downstairs so that’s fine x

Can I paints the curtains then

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My front room. A light grey colour please x

Ok, will you make me a cuppa

Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x

I’m up the ladder now and wobbling

where are you

Back now, was making your cuppa. Brought biscuits too x

Oooo biscuits....what ones

A mixed box, with chocolate ones in. I may have licked the top layer chocolate digestive though oooops x

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Damn it.....just finished all my painting too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My front room. A light grey colour please x

Ok, will you make me a cuppa

Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x

I’m up the ladder now and wobbling

where are you

Back now, was making your cuppa. Brought biscuits too x

Oooo biscuits....what ones

A mixed box, with chocolate ones in. I may have licked the top layer chocolate digestive though oooops x"

That’s ok, I’ll eat them anyway

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.

I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left.

I can indeed

I hope that you will be suitably attired for all that kneeling down - full knee pads etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn it.....just finished all my painting too

I can just paint you all over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.

I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left.

I can indeed

I hope that you will be suitably attired for all that kneeling down - full knee pads etc.

I’ve just painted my knees by accident

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Damn it.....just finished all my painting too

I can just paint you all over

Hmmm.....that's an interesting notion, would it be body chocolate paint? Gloss is a nightmare to get off the skin

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.

I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left.

I can indeed

I hope that you will be suitably attired for all that kneeling down - full knee pads etc.

I’ve just painted my knees by accident

Getting the sponge to help clean your knees for you

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By *icegentglosMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Being a professional painter i do hope all the necessary preparation has been done first ?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My front room. A light grey colour please x

Ok, will you make me a cuppa

Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x

I’m up the ladder now and wobbling

where are you

Back now, was making your cuppa. Brought biscuits too x

Oooo biscuits....what ones

A mixed box, with chocolate ones in. I may have licked the top layer chocolate digestive though oooops x

That’s ok, I’ll eat them anyway

underneath ones are fine x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn it.....just finished all my painting too

I can just paint you all over

Hmmm.....that's an interesting notion, would it be body chocolate paint? Gloss is a nightmare to get off the skin"

Tell me about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.

I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left.

I can indeed

I hope that you will be suitably attired for all that kneeling down - full knee pads etc.

I’ve just painted my knees by accident

Getting the sponge to help clean your knees for you "

I’m behind the wardrobe painting, it’s hard work, I’ve got paint everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being a professional painter i do hope all the necessary preparation has been done first ? "

Yes, I hoovered the skirting boards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My front room. A light grey colour please x

Ok, will you make me a cuppa

Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x

I’m up the ladder now and wobbling

where are you

Back now, was making your cuppa. Brought biscuits too x

Oooo biscuits....what ones

A mixed box, with chocolate ones in. I may have licked the top layer chocolate digestive though oooops x

That’s ok, I’ll eat them anyway

underneath ones are fine x"

Sounds good to me..who’s licked those though

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My front room. A light grey colour please x

Ok, will you make me a cuppa

Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x

I’m up the ladder now and wobbling

where are you

Back now, was making your cuppa. Brought biscuits too x

Oooo biscuits....what ones

A mixed box, with chocolate ones in. I may have licked the top layer chocolate digestive though oooops x

That’s ok, I’ll eat them anyway

underneath ones are fine x

Sounds good to me..who’s licked those though

They're safe. No tongues have been near them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you paint my body and turn me into a tiger?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My front room. A light grey colour please x

Ok, will you make me a cuppa

Kettles on now. I'll even hold the ladder when you get the high bits x

I’m up the ladder now and wobbling

where are you

Back now, was making your cuppa. Brought biscuits too x

Oooo biscuits....what ones

A mixed box, with chocolate ones in. I may have licked the top layer chocolate digestive though oooops x

That’s ok, I’ll eat them anyway

underneath ones are fine x

Sounds good to me..who’s licked those though

They're safe. No tongues have been near them x

Thank goodness for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you paint my body and turn me into a tiger? "

Yes, I can do that for you Rubi

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Can you paint my face so I look like a tiger please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you paint my body and turn me into a tiger?

Yes, I can do that for you Rubi

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raaaaaaaaaaar!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.

I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left.

I can indeed

I hope that you will be suitably attired for all that kneeling down - full knee pads etc.

I’ve just painted my knees by accident

Getting the sponge to help clean your knees for you

I’m behind the wardrobe painting, it’s hard work, I’ve got paint everywhere

Not surprised it is hard work, it is built in! How the devil did you get behind there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you paint my face so I look like a tiger please?"

Yes, I’ll do you at the same time as Rubi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you paint my body and turn me into a tiger?

Yes, I can do that for you Rubi

raaaaaaaaaaar! "

I’m scared now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.

I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left.

I can indeed

I hope that you will be suitably attired for all that kneeling down - full knee pads etc.

I’ve just painted my knees by accident

Getting the sponge to help clean your knees for you

I’m behind the wardrobe painting, it’s hard work, I’ve got paint everywhere

Not surprised it is hard work, it is built in! How the devil did you get behind there?

With great difficulty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My garden fence needs a lick of paint,could sit watching you with a jug of pimms

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.

I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left.

I can indeed

I hope that you will be suitably attired for all that kneeling down - full knee pads etc.

I’ve just painted my knees by accident

Getting the sponge to help clean your knees for you

I’m behind the wardrobe painting, it’s hard work, I’ve got paint everywhere

Not surprised it is hard work, it is built in! How the devil did you get behind there?

With great difficulty

How do I tempt you back out from behind there?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Can you paint my face so I look like a tiger please?

Yes, I’ll do you at the same time as Rubi

Oooo Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My garden fence needs a lick of paint,could sit watching you with a jug of pimms "

I’ll sit with the Pimms and watch you paint it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you finish glossing my skirting boards please? In black.

I've done the bulk of it but all the fiddly bits are left.

I can indeed

I hope that you will be suitably attired for all that kneeling down - full knee pads etc.

I’ve just painted my knees by accident

Getting the sponge to help clean your knees for you

I’m behind the wardrobe painting, it’s hard work, I’ve got paint everywhere

Not surprised it is hard work, it is built in! How the devil did you get behind there?

With great difficulty

How do I tempt you back out from behind there? "

I’m done behind there now

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over a year ago

"Can you paint my face so I look like a tiger please?

Yes, I’ll do you at the same time as Rubi

Oooo Cheeky

Yes

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Paint me a picture of a chimpanzee masturbating on a tartan carpet. You can decide whether it is a male or female chimp and you can also choose a tartan. Though I'd quite like a MacKenzie Tartan if you can do one.

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over a year ago

"Paint me a picture of a chimpanzee masturbating on a tartan carpet. You can decide whether it is a male or female chimp and you can also choose a tartan. Though I'd quite like a MacKenzie Tartan if you can do one."

WHAT

...I’m not that good and I’ve ran out of tartan paint..

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