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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m rubbish at flirting

I just don’t do the usual bollocks

‘ I’ll let you butter my crumpet if you toast me first’

Sharing is caring however ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m awful at flirting as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m awful at flirting as well "

We’re like peas in a pod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im crap at flirting and with knowing someone's flirting with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do free flirting lessons x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im crap at flirting and with knowing someone's flirting with me "

I mean on here .... I just can’t do the ‘chat’

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

You can flirt without the "usual bollocks"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im crap at flirting and with knowing someone's flirting with me "

Omg me too xx

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can flirt without the "usual bollocks" "

I can’t flirt at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x"

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im crap at flirting and with knowing someone's flirting with me

I mean on here .... I just can’t do the ‘chat’ "

snap

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I've never really figured out flirting. I just go for behaving like a decent person and being nice, then hope that eventually the lady will grab me and drag me into bed...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im crap at flirting and with knowing someone's flirting with me

I mean on here .... I just can’t do the ‘chat’ snap "

But you’ve got nice boobs ....

I fail

I’m going to cry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never really figured out flirting. I just go for behaving like a decent person and being nice, then hope that eventually the lady will grab me and drag me into bed..."

I’ve tried that .... they get bored

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"You can flirt without the "usual bollocks"

I can’t flirt at all "

You don't hold eye contact a second longer with a person you find attractive, stand a little closer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m awful I never know when to stop or start Talking and I’m pretty blunt

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds


"I’m rubbish at flirting

I just don’t do the usual bollocks

‘ I’ll let you butter my crumpet if you toast me first’

Sharing is caring however .... "

Yep I'm the same especially when it's through messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t flirt to save my life, been out the game too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x"

Me too. So much so that my friendliness is often mistaken for flirting. Not intentionally though. I suppose it’s because I literally talk to anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't a clue when a woman's flirting with me, it usually has to be pointed out by someone else. So many missed opportunities.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m awful I never know when to stop or start Talking and I’m pretty blunt "

I hear you !!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x

Me too. So much so that my friendliness is often mistaken for flirting. Not intentionally though. I suppose it’s because I literally talk to anyone! "

Same. My friends tell me off when I'm out to tone it down. I'm just being friendly, too friendly apparently x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I’m rubbish at flirting

I just don’t do the usual bollocks

‘ I’ll let you butter my crumpet if you toast me first’

"

Is that the usual flirting?

Yeah, I can't do that. I don't *think* I am good at flirting - my boobs lure people in instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im crap at flirting and with knowing someone's flirting with me

I mean on here .... I just can’t do the ‘chat’ snap

But you’ve got nice boobs ....

I fail

I’m going to cry "

lmao behave woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m rubbish at flirting

I just don’t do the usual bollocks

‘ I’ll let you butter my crumpet if you toast me first’

Is that the usual flirting?

Yeah, I can't do that. I don't *think* I am good at flirting - my boobs lure people in instead."

I can’t even remember usual flirting anymore

I have a lack of boobage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im crap at flirting and with knowing someone's flirting with me

I mean on here .... I just can’t do the ‘chat’ snap

But you’ve got nice boobs ....

I fail

I’m going to cry lmao behave woman"

I’m lying

I’m trying to sound sad , thus get an influx of men imposing on my mailbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't flirt either

I dismiss flirts towards me - that is even if I see them in the first place

I literally need a pair of waps in my face before I get onto the fact they might be interested

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"I've never really figured out flirting. I just go for behaving like a decent person and being nice, then hope that eventually the lady will grab me and drag me into bed...

I’ve tried that .... they get bored "

Yeah, doesn't work for me particularly well either. Of course i could just try the "fab method"... Faf?

No, just seems a bit rude. I'll have to stick with the Polly way, acquire lots of friends, but go home on my own every night (sob) (waiting for the tea and sympathy)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't flirt either

I dismiss flirts towards me - that is even if I see them in the first place

I literally need a pair of waps in my face before I get onto the fact they might be interested"

Waps ?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Im pretty good. "Id like to fuck you in the cunt" or "throw me around the bed like a rag doll, then fill my insides like an angry fireman" always seems to work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never really figured out flirting. I just go for behaving like a decent person and being nice, then hope that eventually the lady will grab me and drag me into bed...

I’ve tried that .... they get bored

Yeah, doesn't work for me particularly well either. Of course i could just try the "fab method"... Faf?

No, just seems a bit rude. I'll have to stick with the Polly way, acquire lots of friends, but go home on my own every night (sob) (waiting for the tea and sympathy)"

I’ll try fancy a fuck

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By *ugga MannMan
over a year ago

Heathrow


"I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x

Me too. So much so that my friendliness is often mistaken for flirting. Not intentionally though. I suppose it’s because I literally talk to anyone! "

Love flirting with you Nora. But, now I am wondering if you are being friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im crap at flirting and with knowing someone's flirting with me

I mean on here .... I just can’t do the ‘chat’ snap

But you’ve got nice boobs ....

I fail

I’m going to cry lmao behave woman

I’m lying

I’m trying to sound sad , thus get an influx of men imposing on my mailbox "

ohhhh sneaky hope it works

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im crap at flirting and with knowing someone's flirting with me

I mean on here .... I just can’t do the ‘chat’ snap

But you’ve got nice boobs ....

I fail

I’m going to cry lmao behave woman

I’m lying

I’m trying to sound sad , thus get an influx of men imposing on my mailbox ohhhh sneaky hope it works "

Hahaha I’m kidding

I’m being pedantic

I’m so bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m useless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m useless "

Shut the fuck up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x

Me too. So much so that my friendliness is often mistaken for flirting. Not intentionally though. I suppose it’s because I literally talk to anyone!

Love flirting with you Nora. But, now I am wondering if you are being friendly "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't flirt either

I dismiss flirts towards me - that is even if I see them in the first place

I literally need a pair of waps in my face before I get onto the fact they might be interested

Waps ?"

Boobs

It might be a Manchester thing

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"I've never really figured out flirting. I just go for behaving like a decent person and being nice, then hope that eventually the lady will grab me and drag me into bed...

I’ve tried that .... they get bored

Yeah, doesn't work for me particularly well either. Of course i could just try the "fab method"... Faf?

No, just seems a bit rude. I'll have to stick with the Polly way, acquire lots of friends, but go home on my own every night (sob) (waiting for the tea and sympathy)

I’ll try fancy a fuck "

Might be okay at a fab social, but not sure about at an afternoon tea dance in the church hall

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I need some lessons too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't flirt either

I dismiss flirts towards me - that is even if I see them in the first place

I literally need a pair of waps in my face before I get onto the fact they might be interested

Waps ?

Boobs

It might be a Manchester thing "

Ahhhh

Strange people you Mancs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Im pretty good. "Id like to fuck you in the cunt" or "throw me around the bed like a rag doll, then fill my insides like an angry fireman" always seems to work. "

As direct as ever Clem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never thought I was but people have told me apparently I'm quite good at flirting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im pretty good. "Id like to fuck you in the cunt" or "throw me around the bed like a rag doll, then fill my insides like an angry fireman" always seems to work. "

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't flirt either

I dismiss flirts towards me - that is even if I see them in the first place

I literally need a pair of waps in my face before I get onto the fact they might be interested

Waps ?

Boobs

It might be a Manchester thing

Ahhhh

Strange people you Mancs "

I'd like to argue that point

but on reflection, you could be right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't flirt either

I dismiss flirts towards me - that is even if I see them in the first place

I literally need a pair of waps in my face before I get onto the fact they might be interested

Waps ?

Boobs

It might be a Manchester thing

Ahhhh

Strange people you Mancs

I'd like to argue that point

but on reflection, you could be right "

I’m right ??

Jesus on a bike - someone note that down

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By *ugga MannMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

Flirting in FabChat is fairly rubbish. There’s an annoying delay and good flirting needs a bit of immediacy about it. Kik is great for this.

There’s also too many people on a good thread and having to scroll through, stopping to perve pics along the way (of course), slows his down even further.

So, don’t sweat it.

Good chemistry will always show, even on this platform. And do any of us have time to waste on hopeless chats that aren’t going anywhere and have no realistic chance of improving to a point they might? I know I don’t.

And I LOVE a good flirt. Do pop in for one (fnar fnar) if you fancy some titivation. xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flirting in FabChat is fairly rubbish. There’s an annoying delay and good flirting needs a bit of immediacy about it. Kik is great for this.

There’s also too many people on a good thread and having to scroll through, stopping to perve pics along the way (of course), slows his down even further.

So, don’t sweat it.

Good chemistry will always show, even on this platform. And do any of us have time to waste on hopeless chats that aren’t going anywhere and have no realistic chance of improving to a point they might? I know I don’t.

And I LOVE a good flirt. Do pop in for one (fnar fnar) if you fancy some titivation. xx"

Are you flirting with me

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Dan reckons I do it all the time.

I think I’m just a friendly person and that sometimes is mistaken.

Trust me, if I’m flirting with you, there really is no doubt

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By *ugga MannMan
over a year ago

Heathrow


"Flirting in FabChat is fairly rubbish. There’s an annoying delay and good flirting needs a bit of immediacy about it. Kik is great for this.

There’s also too many people on a good thread and having to scroll through, stopping to perve pics along the way (of course), slows his down even further.

So, don’t sweat it.

Good chemistry will always show, even on this platform. And do any of us have time to waste on hopeless chats that aren’t going anywhere and have no realistic chance of improving to a point they might? I know I don’t.

And I LOVE a good flirt. Do pop in for one (fnar fnar) if you fancy some titivation. xx

Are you flirting with me "

And if I was... And why wouldn’t I want to.

I mean, wow! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flirting in FabChat is fairly rubbish. There’s an annoying delay and good flirting needs a bit of immediacy about it. Kik is great for this.

There’s also too many people on a good thread and having to scroll through, stopping to perve pics along the way (of course), slows his down even further.

So, don’t sweat it.

Good chemistry will always show, even on this platform. And do any of us have time to waste on hopeless chats that aren’t going anywhere and have no realistic chance of improving to a point they might? I know I don’t.

And I LOVE a good flirt. Do pop in for one (fnar fnar) if you fancy some titivation. xx

Are you flirting with me

And if I was... And why wouldn’t I want to.

I mean, wow! xx"

Oh you’re good

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dan reckons I do it all the time.

I think I’m just a friendly person and that sometimes is mistaken.

Trust me, if I’m flirting with you, there really is no doubt "

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I try but am so awkward at it I end up sounding like a creepy auntie. Then I run off and hide lol

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By *ugga MannMan
over a year ago

Heathrow


"Flirting in FabChat is fairly rubbish. There’s an annoying delay and good flirting needs a bit of immediacy about it. Kik is great for this.

There’s also too many people on a good thread and having to scroll through, stopping to perve pics along the way (of course), slows his down even further.

So, don’t sweat it.

Good chemistry will always show, even on this platform. And do any of us have time to waste on hopeless chats that aren’t going anywhere and have no realistic chance of improving to a point they might? I know I don’t.

And I LOVE a good flirt. Do pop in for one (fnar fnar) if you fancy some titivation. xx

Are you flirting with me

And if I was... And why wouldn’t I want to.

I mean, wow! xx

Oh you’re good

Smooth "

If you’re stuck for words, the truth will usually serve you well. xxx

And thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I try but am so awkward at it I end up sounding like a creepy auntie. Then I run off and hide lol"

Hahaha

That’ll be me too

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Im crap at flirting and with knowing someone's flirting with me

I mean on here .... I just can’t do the ‘chat’ "

But are you good at flirting 'in the flesh' so to speak / face to face?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Im crap at flirting and with knowing someone's flirting with me

I mean on here .... I just can’t do the ‘chat’ "

I'm not good at it either

I dare day I've posted a couple of cringing replies. But hey ho!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

See, if i was good at flirting I'd continue chatting back here and trying to sound seductive... I'm crap at it though, so time to get up and shower instead.

How about any ladies that fancy a fling with a gorgeous rainbow haired trans lesbian just message me instead? Though even then we'll probably just end up as friends and never get around to the benefits bit... Polly xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im crap at flirting and with knowing someone's flirting with me

I mean on here .... I just can’t do the ‘chat’

But are you good at flirting 'in the flesh' so to speak / face to face?"

Nope

Utter shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I was ok at it and recognising it, but I’m not sure I really am. I think I mistake people being nice for flirting now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See, if i was good at flirting I'd continue chatting back here and trying to sound seductive... I'm crap at it though, so time to get up and shower instead.

How about any ladies that fancy a fling with a gorgeous rainbow haired trans lesbian just message me instead? Though even then we'll probably just end up as friends and never get around to the benefits bit... Polly xx"

Hahaha friends is good though

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Lots of ladies flirt without even realizing that they are doing it. It is all down to their body language.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found forumites seem least able to spot flirting. Not sure if it's because of the amount of general chit chat an fun bollox that they're involved in day to day, or that they're generally chatting to so many different ones and are distracted on forums or what it is, but those not on forums I find, tend to pick up on flirting easier and respond in kind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've found forumites seem least able to spot flirting. Not sure if it's because of the amount of general chit chat an fun bollox that they're involved in day to day, or that they're generally chatting to so many different ones and are distracted on forums or what it is, but those not on forums I find, tend to pick up on flirting easier and respond in kind."

Ahhhh interesting

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Love a good flirt it’s all part of the game

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love a good flirt it’s all part of the game "

Game ??

Ah , that’s where I go wrong then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m no good at it on here or In person. I’ve tried and I just don’t come across right. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m no good at it on here or In person. I’ve tried and I just don’t come across right. X "

You lie

You’re very good at flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x

Me too. So much so that my friendliness is often mistaken for flirting. Not intentionally though. I suppose it’s because I literally talk to anyone! "

I’m exactly the same although after a couple of glasses of wine, I’m super flirty.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Love a good flirt it’s all part of the game

Game ??

Ah , that’s where I go wrong then

"

Yeah Fab is a game, some just take more seriously than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a crossover point where flirty becomes seedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a crossover point where flirty becomes seedy "

Yep

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

My lack of success may be something to do with the fact that i just don't have the chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm great at talking to people, I have no idea how to flirt or if they are flirting with me.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’m rubbish at flirting

I just don’t do the usual bollocks

‘ I’ll let you butter my crumpet if you toast me first’

Sharing is caring however .... "

I

Do not

Flirt

Ever

One time I tried to flirt and ended up buying a turkey chick.

It doesn't go well.

I'm even worse at recognising when people are flirting with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a crossover point where flirty becomes seedy

Yep"

And the signs are

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x

Me too. So much so that my friendliness is often mistaken for flirting. Not intentionally though. I suppose it’s because I literally talk to anyone!

I’m exactly the same although after a couple of glasses of wine, I’m super flirty. "

Alcohol makes me even worse. I get cheeky as well as more flirty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m rubbish at flirting

I just don’t do the usual bollocks

‘ I’ll let you butter my crumpet if you toast me first’

Sharing is caring however ....

I

Do not

Flirt

Ever

One time I tried to flirt and ended up buying a turkey chick.

It doesn't go well.

Did you eat it or give it away

I'm even worse at recognising when people are flirting with me.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x

Me too. So much so that my friendliness is often mistaken for flirting. Not intentionally though. I suppose it’s because I literally talk to anyone!

I’m exactly the same although after a couple of glasses of wine, I’m super flirty.

Alcohol makes me even worse. I get cheeky as well as more flirty x"

You sure it’s just alcohol which makes you cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x

Me too. So much so that my friendliness is often mistaken for flirting. Not intentionally though. I suppose it’s because I literally talk to anyone!

I’m exactly the same although after a couple of glasses of wine, I’m super flirty.

Alcohol makes me even worse. I get cheeky as well as more flirty x"

Yes, cheeky is something I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m rubbish at flirting

I just don’t do the usual bollocks

‘ I’ll let you butter my crumpet if you toast me first’

Sharing is caring however ....

I

Do not

Flirt

Ever

One time I tried to flirt and ended up buying a turkey chick.

It doesn't go well.

I'm even worse at recognising when people are flirting with me.

"

Did you eat it or give it away

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x

Me too. So much so that my friendliness is often mistaken for flirting. Not intentionally though. I suppose it’s because I literally talk to anyone!

I’m exactly the same although after a couple of glasses of wine, I’m super flirty.

Alcohol makes me even worse. I get cheeky as well as more flirty x

You sure it’s just alcohol which makes you cheeky "

Ok, makes me more cheeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a crossover point where flirty becomes seedy

Yep

And the signs are "

Us gals know ‘em when we see them. We can spot a thirsty guy from miles away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x

Me too. So much so that my friendliness is often mistaken for flirting. Not intentionally though. I suppose it’s because I literally talk to anyone!

I’m exactly the same although after a couple of glasses of wine, I’m super flirty.

Alcohol makes me even worse. I get cheeky as well as more flirty x

Yes, cheeky is something I do. "

But define cheeky

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"

‘ I’ll let you butter my crumpet if you toast me first’

Sharing is caring however .... "

Love this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love a good flirt it’s all part of the game

Game ??

Ah , that’s where I go wrong then

Yeah Fab is a game, some just take more seriously than others"

I’ve never thought of it as a game ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a crossover point where flirty becomes seedy

Yep

And the signs are

Us gals know ‘em when we see them. We can spot a thirsty guy from miles away"

Bit like the Great Wall from space which apparently you can’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love a good flirt it’s all part of the game

Game ??

Ah , that’s where I go wrong then

Yeah Fab is a game, some just take more seriously than others

I’ve never thought of it as a game .. "

It’s definitely a game. Like a game of chess.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x

Me too. So much so that my friendliness is often mistaken for flirting. Not intentionally though. I suppose it’s because I literally talk to anyone!

I’m exactly the same although after a couple of glasses of wine, I’m super flirty.

Alcohol makes me even worse. I get cheeky as well as more flirty x

Yes, cheeky is something I do.

But define cheeky "

No filter from brain to mouth. I'm usually quite direct anyway but after a drink I tend to speak before I think x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x

Me too. So much so that my friendliness is often mistaken for flirting. Not intentionally though. I suppose it’s because I literally talk to anyone!

I’m exactly the same although after a couple of glasses of wine, I’m super flirty.

Alcohol makes me even worse. I get cheeky as well as more flirty x

Yes, cheeky is something I do.

But define cheeky

No filter from brain to mouth. I'm usually quite direct anyway but after a drink I tend to speak before I think x"

Speak before you think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love a good flirt it’s all part of the game

Game ??

Ah , that’s where I go wrong then

Yeah Fab is a game, some just take more seriously than others

I’ve never thought of it as a game ..

It’s definitely a game. Like a game of chess. "

I was always crap at chess

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By *r.gambinoMan
over a year ago

East Midlands


"I do free flirting lessons x"

LooooL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a crossover point where flirty becomes seedy

Yep

And the signs are

Us gals know ‘em when we see them. We can spot a thirsty guy from miles away

Bit like the Great Wall from space which apparently you can’t "

You can’t see the Great Wall from space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love a good flirt it’s all part of the game

Game ??

Ah , that’s where I go wrong then

Yeah Fab is a game, some just take more seriously than others

I’ve never thought of it as a game ..

It’s definitely a game. Like a game of chess. "

More like British Bulldog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x

Me too. So much so that my friendliness is often mistaken for flirting. Not intentionally though. I suppose it’s because I literally talk to anyone!

I’m exactly the same although after a couple of glasses of wine, I’m super flirty.

Alcohol makes me even worse. I get cheeky as well as more flirty x

Yes, cheeky is something I do.

But define cheeky

No filter from brain to mouth. I'm usually quite direct anyway but after a drink I tend to speak before I think x"

Haha that’s SO me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a crossover point where flirty becomes seedy

Yep

And the signs are

Us gals know ‘em when we see them. We can spot a thirsty guy from miles away

Bit like the Great Wall from space which apparently you can’t

You can’t see the Great Wall from space "

Which is what I said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love a good flirt it’s all part of the game

Game ??

Ah , that’s where I go wrong then

Yeah Fab is a game, some just take more seriously than others

I’ve never thought of it as a game ..

It’s definitely a game. Like a game of chess.

I was always crap at chess "

Work on your chess game

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm ok til the can we do this again or come back to mine part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've even got flash stereos and new under cupboard light thingies to show prospective victims..I mean dates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've attempted flirting and only a few times with success. I tend to go for a dirty pun so I can plead innocence if all goes awry.

The only time i can recall it working was a social meet, at least I thought it was at the time. The woman I invited over was telling me how she got woken one night to having a burglar comming in through her kitchen window. As it was going well up to that point, very innocently I said "well you don't want your back doors broken in". she looked at me all quizzical and said "very few men cum in my back doors".

She then had my pants off.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x

Me too. So much so that my friendliness is often mistaken for flirting. Not intentionally though. I suppose it’s because I literally talk to anyone!

I’m exactly the same although after a couple of glasses of wine, I’m super flirty.

Alcohol makes me even worse. I get cheeky as well as more flirty x

Yes, cheeky is something I do.

But define cheeky

No filter from brain to mouth. I'm usually quite direct anyway but after a drink I tend to speak before I think x

Haha that’s SO me . "

That's if my face doesn't give anything away anyway, my face tells exactly what I am thinking/feeling. I'd be crap at poker x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x

Me too. So much so that my friendliness is often mistaken for flirting. Not intentionally though. I suppose it’s because I literally talk to anyone!

I’m exactly the same although after a couple of glasses of wine, I’m super flirty.

Alcohol makes me even worse. I get cheeky as well as more flirty x

Yes, cheeky is something I do.

But define cheeky

No filter from brain to mouth. I'm usually quite direct anyway but after a drink I tend to speak before I think x

Haha that’s SO me .

That's if my face doesn't give anything away anyway, my face tells exactly what I am thinking/feeling. I'd be crap at poker x "

I always win at poker but I think it’s coz I don’t know what the hell im doing (or I pretend I don’t ). The dumb blonde act comes in very handy sometimes

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

Flirting is not one of my strong suits think that's where I'm going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m no good at it on here or In person. I’ve tried and I just don’t come across right. X

You lie

You’re very good at flirting "

I must do it subconsciously, I didn’t think I was flirting with anyone x

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I don't realise when I do it in person, been told I'm very flirty in person. If I like someone though and try to consciously flirt I'm hopeless x

Me too. So much so that my friendliness is often mistaken for flirting. Not intentionally though. I suppose it’s because I literally talk to anyone!

I’m exactly the same although after a couple of glasses of wine, I’m super flirty.

Alcohol makes me even worse. I get cheeky as well as more flirty x

Yes, cheeky is something I do.

But define cheeky

No filter from brain to mouth. I'm usually quite direct anyway but after a drink I tend to speak before I think x

Haha that’s SO me .

That's if my face doesn't give anything away anyway, my face tells exactly what I am thinking/feeling. I'd be crap at poker x

I always win at poker but I think it’s coz I don’t know what the hell im doing (or I pretend I don’t ). The dumb blonde act comes in very handy sometimes "

Haha. Card shark x

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I haven't a clue when a woman's flirting with me, it usually has to be pointed out by someone else. So many missed opportunities. "

Same, I usually only notice when they stop and move on because they think I'm not interested. Being a bit on the spectrum definitely doesn't help my sex life.

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