FabSwingers.com forum: It’s so confusing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So many folk have coupled up, and I can’t keep up with it all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

go on, who’s everyone fuckin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My right hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with Ash1970 but that's been obvious for months.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"So many folk have coupled up, and I can’t keep up with it all"
I know lucky them weddings soon

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So many folk have coupled up, and I can’t keep up with it all"

I usually remember the hostile, public uncouplings better than the couplings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm with Ash1970 but that's been obvious for months. "

I only clicked after the couples profile appeared - I’m so oblivious to everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with Ash1970 but that's been obvious for months.

I only clicked after the couples profile appeared - I’m so oblivious to everything

Its been since Christmas but we only started making it obvious last month.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm with Ash1970 but that's been obvious for months. "

I never knew that...It's good to see people finding their someone x

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I'm dating someone, but she ain't on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Palm... And her five lovely daughters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with Ash1970 but that's been obvious for months.

I never knew that...It's good to see people finding their someone x"

Oh maybe it wasn't as obvious as I thought.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Thingy with thingy

Him with her

Saffron with him ooh I say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm with Ash1970 but that's been obvious for months.

I only clicked after the couples profile appeared - I’m so oblivious to everything

Its been since Christmas but we only started making it obvious last month. "

Cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aroooooooooo

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I'm with Ash1970 but that's been obvious for months.

I only clicked after the couples profile appeared - I’m so oblivious to everything

Its been since Christmas but we only started making it obvious last month. "

I only found out at the last MLS - it made me smile

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm dating someone, but she ain't on here. "

Yay! All your bluster about being bad at dating is a ruse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with Ash1970 but that's been obvious for months.

I only clicked after the couples profile appeared - I’m so oblivious to everything

Its been since Christmas but we only started making it obvious last month.

I only found out at the last MLS - it made me smile

That's when it became obvious, so we went public after that.

Looking forward to seeing you again at the next one.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm with Ash1970 but that's been obvious for months.

I only clicked after the couples profile appeared - I’m so oblivious to everything

I didn't take you for a dunderhead, but maybe that's the baby sucking your brain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm with Ash1970 but that's been obvious for months.

I only clicked after the couples profile appeared - I’m so oblivious to everything

I didn't take you for a dunderhead, but maybe that's the baby sucking your brain

I have the worst baby brain ever! It’s awful

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

its the ones that change from week to week that confuse me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mikki and I

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I'm with Ash1970 but that's been obvious for months.

I only clicked after the couples profile appeared - I’m so oblivious to everything

Its been since Christmas but we only started making it obvious last month.

I only found out at the last MLS - it made me smile

That's when it became obvious, so we went public after that.

Looking forward to seeing you again at the next one.

Aw likewise lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mikki and I

She’s not far from me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go on, who’s everyone fuckin"

Noone

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Mikki and I

She’s not far from me!!!! "

There needs to be a film made about that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mikki and I

She’s not far from me!!!! "

I'm tekkin' the pish. Mikki would eat me alive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mikki and I

She’s not far from me!!!!

I'm tekkin' the pish. Mikki would eat me alive

I know, but make it happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"go on, who’s everyone fuckin

Noone

Aw man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mikki and I

She’s not far from me!!!!

I'm tekkin' the pish. Mikki would eat me alive

I know, but make it happen

Who knows what the future holds my Dear Leviosa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mikki and I

She’s not far from me!!!!

I'm tekkin' the pish. Mikki would eat me alive

I know, but make it happen

Who knows what the future holds my Dear Leviosa"

We can run away together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment I'm partnered up with my hands

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Aroooooooooo"

Johnny I hardly knew ya....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Mikki and I

She’s not far from me!!!!

I'm tekkin' the pish. Mikki would eat me alive

I know, but make it happen

Who knows what the future holds my Dear Leviosa

We can run away together "

Run To The Hills - Iron Maiden

www.youtube.com/watch?v=86URGgqONvA

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester

No idea as most don’t last long but the welsh ones will

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Me with the gorgeous Rubi or the fantastic Spider Woman... ooops, sorry, thought this was fantasy fab couplings

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

My lips are sealed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No idea as most don’t last long but the welsh ones will "

Why don’t you think they’ll last?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My lips are sealed"

I think I have your one figured out (almost)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mikki and I

She’s not far from me!!!!

I'm tekkin' the pish. Mikki would eat me alive

I know, but make it happen

Who knows what the future holds my Dear Leviosa

We can run away together "

I couldn't do that to Mr. Leviosa.. he'd slap me down in the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mikki and I

She’s not far from me!!!!

I'm tekkin' the pish. Mikki would eat me alive

I know, but make it happen

Who knows what the future holds my Dear Leviosa

We can run away together

I couldn't do that to Mr. Leviosa.. he'd slap me down in the thread

When I proposed to QL her dad passed on some wise words, which I shall pass onto you:

‘She’s your problem now’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mikki and I

She’s not far from me!!!!

I'm tekkin' the pish. Mikki would eat me alive

I know, but make it happen

Who knows what the future holds my Dear Leviosa

We can run away together

I couldn't do that to Mr. Leviosa.. he'd slap me down in the thread

When I proposed to QL her dad passed on some wise words, which I shall pass onto you:

‘She’s your problem now’"

It’s so nice to know how much the men in my life love me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll be pleased to know I’m not fucking anyone. At the moment I couldn’t get a fuck in a brothel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ll be pleased to know I’m not fucking anyone. At the moment I couldn’t get a fuck in a brothel."

Bet you could!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mikki and I

She’s not far from me!!!!

I'm tekkin' the pish. Mikki would eat me alive

I know, but make it happen

Who knows what the future holds my Dear Leviosa

We can run away together

I couldn't do that to Mr. Leviosa.. he'd slap me down in the thread

When I proposed to QL her dad passed on some wise words, which I shall pass onto you:

‘She’s your problem now’"

Crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mikki and I

She’s not far from me!!!!

I'm tekkin' the pish. Mikki would eat me alive

I know, but make it happen

Who knows what the future holds my Dear Leviosa

We can run away together

I couldn't do that to Mr. Leviosa.. he'd slap me down in the thread

When I proposed to QL her dad passed on some wise words, which I shall pass onto you:

‘She’s your problem now’

It’s so nice to know how much the men in my life love me

He's a lucky King and he knows it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ll be pleased to know I’m not fucking anyone. At the moment I couldn’t get a fuck in a brothel."

Wanna sort your fucking act out then don't ya pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mikki and I

She’s not far from me!!!!

I'm tekkin' the pish. Mikki would eat me alive

I know, but make it happen

Who knows what the future holds my Dear Leviosa

We can run away together

I couldn't do that to Mr. Leviosa.. he'd slap me down in the thread

When I proposed to QL her dad passed on some wise words, which I shall pass onto you:

‘She’s your problem now’

It’s so nice to know how much the men in my life love me

He's a lucky King and he knows it"

Yeh she’s alright on a good day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mikki and I

She’s not far from me!!!!

I'm tekkin' the pish. Mikki would eat me alive

I know, but make it happen

Who knows what the future holds my Dear Leviosa

We can run away together

I couldn't do that to Mr. Leviosa.. he'd slap me down in the thread

When I proposed to QL her dad passed on some wise words, which I shall pass onto you:

‘She’s your problem now’

It’s so nice to know how much the men in my life love me

He's a lucky King and he knows it

Yeh she’s alright on a good day"

Every second Tuesday of the month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know, I just don't get it,? Surely all women that are around the same age as me must be losing my number.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ll be pleased to know I’m not fucking anyone. At the moment I couldn’t get a fuck in a brothel.

Wanna sort your fucking act out then don't ya pal

A face, body and personality transplant is on order

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know, I just don't get it,? Surely all women that are around the same age as me must be losing my number. "

What

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ll be pleased to know I’m not fucking anyone. At the moment I couldn’t get a fuck in a brothel.

Wanna sort your fucking act out then don't ya pal

A face, body and personality transplant is on order"

Wharrevva

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ll be pleased to know I’m not fucking anyone. At the moment I couldn’t get a fuck in a brothel.

Bet you could!"

I can’t I’ve tried, they either want to be my friend or simply block or ignore me. There’s no jiggy jiggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm claiming Clem...I might live to regret that though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm claiming Clem...I might live to regret that though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ll be pleased to know I’m not fucking anyone. At the moment I couldn’t get a fuck in a brothel.

Bet you could!

I can’t I’ve tried, they either want to be my friend or simply block or ignore me. There’s no jiggy jiggy

I’ll fight em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ll be pleased to know I’m not fucking anyone. At the moment I couldn’t get a fuck in a brothel.

Bet you could!

I can’t I’ve tried, they either want to be my friend or simply block or ignore me. There’s no jiggy jiggy

I’ll fight em"

that I’d enjoy watching

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You’ll be pleased to know I’m not fucking anyone. At the moment I couldn’t get a fuck in a brothel.

Bet you could!

I can’t I’ve tried, they either want to be my friend or simply block or ignore me. There’s no jiggy jiggy

You know I love you Doc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm claiming Clem...I might live to regret that though.

"
He’s quite high n my list too. I may live to regret that too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm claiming Clem...I might live to regret that though.

He’s quite high n my list too. I may live to regret that too

Everyone wants a piece of clem #powercouple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ll be pleased to know I’m not fucking anyone. At the moment I couldn’t get a fuck in a brothel.

Bet you could!

I can’t I’ve tried, they either want to be my friend or simply block or ignore me. There’s no jiggy jiggy

You know I love you Doc

You lack the tits and vagina and the beard is a bit rough for my delicate features at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wonder there's not much flirting going on recently, everyone is beyond that stage now. I like the flirty stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No wonder there's not much flirting going on recently, everyone is beyond that stage now. I like the flirty stuff. "

I’ll flirt with you.. that should put a pay to you liking it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No wonder there's not much flirting going on recently, everyone is beyond that stage now. I like the flirty stuff. "

Damn all those who are in love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No wonder there's not much flirting going on recently, everyone is beyond that stage now. I like the flirty stuff.

I’ll flirt with you.. that should put a pay to you liking it

Never

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"No wonder there's not much flirting going on recently, everyone is beyond that stage now. I like the flirty stuff. "

Like you didn't know what was going on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No wonder there's not much flirting going on recently, everyone is beyond that stage now. I like the flirty stuff.

Damn all those who are in love "

good news for valentines day cards though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bah humbug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No wonder there's not much flirting going on recently, everyone is beyond that stage now. I like the flirty stuff.

I’ll flirt with you.. that should put a pay to you liking it

Never

Well maybe we should get a room, wouldn’t want to derail HMQL’s thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No wonder there's not much flirting going on recently, everyone is beyond that stage now. I like the flirty stuff.

I’ll flirt with you.. that should put a pay to you liking it

Never

Well maybe we should get a room, wouldn’t want to derail HMQL’s thread

I hear she castrated the last guy who did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No wonder there's not much flirting going on recently, everyone is beyond that stage now. I like the flirty stuff.

I’ll flirt with you.. that should put a pay to you liking it

Never

Well maybe we should get a room, wouldn’t want to derail HMQL’s thread

I hear she castrated the last guy who did

Where do you REALLY think Fabulous and Bearded is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No wonder there's not much flirting going on recently, everyone is beyond that stage now. I like the flirty stuff.

I’ll flirt with you.. that should put a pay to you liking it

Never

Well maybe we should get a room, wouldn’t want to derail HMQL’s thread

I hear she castrated the last guy who did

Yeah she was looking for a eunuchorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No wonder there's not much flirting going on recently, everyone is beyond that stage now. I like the flirty stuff.

Like you didn't know what was going on! "

I must admit to having not noticed a few. I should up my nosiness radar a bit

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You’ll be pleased to know I’m not fucking anyone. At the moment I couldn’t get a fuck in a brothel.

Bet you could!

I can’t I’ve tried, they either want to be my friend or simply block or ignore me. There’s no jiggy jiggy

You know I love you Doc

You lack the tits and vagina and the beard is a bit rough for my delicate features at the moment

Oi, my goatee is soft to the touch I'll have you know

I can't help you out with the foof or the ( . )( . ) though, unless you mean moobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My right hand"

I have a similar relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ll be pleased to know I’m not fucking anyone. At the moment I couldn’t get a fuck in a brothel.

Bet you could!

I can’t I’ve tried, they either want to be my friend or simply block or ignore me. There’s no jiggy jiggy

You know I love you Doc

You lack the tits and vagina and the beard is a bit rough for my delicate features at the moment

Oi, my goatee is soft to the touch I'll have you know

I can't help you out with the foof or the ( . )( . ) though, unless you mean moobs

"
no I don’t mean moobs I have my own to play with

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

In past years, people have always said of me that I'm always the "last to know!"

Here is no exception; unless someone says something about who they've met or joined up with, I'm utterly clueless for ages!

Working full time nights means I'm only online around this time of the night, work permitting, when most people aren't up and around.

I'll just live in my little bubble for the time being.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have a vacancy for a plus one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one from the forums....yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally single through choice for 2 years but I’m dipping my toe back in , have to say I’m not really enjoying it really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for this thread OP, I’m usually totally oblivious to who is with who, aside of those who are utterly obvious.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I still have a vacancy for a plus one.

Drat! You're too far away and I don't match your age preferences.

I'll carry on searching!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I've bad ample opportunity to do so with more than one person. I'm too much of a free spirit atm. Perhaps one day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally single through choice for 2 years but I’m dipping my toe back in , have to say I’m not really enjoying it really "

How come? If you don't mind me asking. I was hoping to have some good experiences on here as I've been single for a while after a bad break up.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm with someone who use to be on the forums but can't say why he not on here anymore. I never see who coupled up with who. Unless they make it obvious.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"No wonder there's not much flirting going on recently, everyone is beyond that stage now. I like the flirty stuff. "

Well howdy, how're you doin'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are coupling up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea as most don’t last long but the welsh ones will "

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I'm obviously Pinky no mates as recently, I could even pull a muscle let alone a +1.....

Crawls in to a corner and sulks.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and Doughnut the pastry is still going strong, three and a half years later, he is like a bad smell that I can’t get rid of, even work with the bugger now

But then everyone who is anyone knew that lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People are coupling up?

"
I would definitely like to take you out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples, get coupling up. Double bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No coupling here just poor old me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go on, who’s everyone fuckin"

Me myself I (as usual)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m definitely doing something right or wrong

Congratulations to those coupled up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for this thread OP, I’m usually totally oblivious to who is with who, aside of those who are utterly obvious."

Same, they would have to announce it for me to notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was someone away from here who I was really quite smitten with. Sadly it's now all over.

Accepting applications for awesome sex and snuggle friend. No other benefits wanted or offered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go on, who’s everyone fuckin"

Currently no one.

On day 10.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Mr Sofa and I coupled up after initially meeting through our singles pages a couple of years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob & Rog. My big dildos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

come on, who else?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I couple, but don't couple up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You and I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we are pretty obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingers and battery operated friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see a running theme and can confirm... Right hand for now. Finding someone to play with on here with other couples would be like a dream... So I'll keep dreaming haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we are pretty obvious

Especially yesterday's post, "you are the luckiest guy on here" and he "im so happy right now" or something like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we are pretty obvious

Especially yesterday's post, "you are the luckiest guy on here" and he "im so happy right now" or something like that

That's my status not on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think we are pretty obvious

no idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think we are pretty obvious

no idea

Baby brain moment. Yes I bloody know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my lovehoney mini wand. I think it's a long term relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we are pretty obvious

no idea

Baby brain moment. Yes I bloody know

Seriously?!? Ha ha he's a nightmare!!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The amount of people posting that they're not hooked up is remarkable!

It's like the threads where ladies ask which guys they find attractive and suddenly it's 160 replies of guys coughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It changes every week. The fallouts are epic. The proclamations of love.... then the bitchy comments when it goes tits up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The amount of people posting that they're not hooked up is remarkable!

It's like the threads where ladies ask which guys they find attractive and suddenly it's 160 replies of guys coughing. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The amount of people posting that they're not hooked up is remarkable!

It's like the threads where ladies ask which guys they find attractive and suddenly it's 160 replies of guys coughing. "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I doubt anybody has noticed because we are very discreet about it but Mr N and I are a couple

. I think it's time we got it out in the open

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I doubt anybody has noticed because we are very discreet about it but Mr N and I are a couple

. I think it's time we got it out in the open

Aww congrats!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I doubt anybody has noticed because we are very discreet about it but Mr N and I are a couple

. I think it's time we got it out in the open

Say what

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh, me and KingC4611 are a couple. People often question him

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I doubt anybody has noticed because we are very discreet about it but Mr N and I are a couple

. I think it's time we got it out in the open

Say what

I always assumed you were...that'lovely, congrats

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Oh, me and KingC4611 are a couple. People often question him

Yes, it's nice that he's not doing a Marc and does actually exist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, me and KingC4611 are a couple. People often question him

Yes, it's nice that he's not doing a Marc and does actually exist! "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh, me and KingC4611 are a couple. People often question him

Yes, it's nice that he's not doing a Marc and does actually exist! "

Oi. Marc was a sexual god - he was the real poster.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, me and KingC4611 are a couple. People often question him

Yes, it's nice that he's not doing a Marc and does actually exist! "

He got a lot of stick on a post a while back for quoting me and saying he would fuck me

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I doubt anybody has noticed because we are very discreet about it but Mr N and I are a couple

. I think it's time we got it out in the open

Aww congrats!"

Thanks. Will someone let him know, he's been wondering who the woman clinging to his leg in Tesco is for quite some time

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I doubt anybody has noticed because we are very discreet about it but Mr N and I are a couple

. I think it's time we got it out in the open

Say what

I know, right

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I doubt anybody has noticed because we are very discreet about it but Mr N and I are a couple

. I think it's time we got it out in the open

Say what

I always assumed you were...that'lovely, congrats

we are it's been nearly 39 years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I doubt anybody has noticed because we are very discreet about it but Mr N and I are a couple

. I think it's time we got it out in the open

Aww congrats!

Thanks. Will someone let him know, he's been wondering who the woman clinging to his leg in Tesco is for quite some time

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Oh, me and KingC4611 are a couple. People often question him

I actually knew that. It took me a couple of weeks but I got there

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I doubt anybody has noticed because we are very discreet about it but Mr N and I are a couple

. I think it's time we got it out in the open

Say what

I always assumed you were...that'lovely, congrats

we are it's been nearly 39 years

Wow 39 years. I think that's brilliant x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I doubt anybody has noticed because we are very discreet about it but Mr N and I are a couple

. I think it's time we got it out in the open

Say what

I always assumed you were...that'lovely, congrats

we are it's been nearly 39 years

Wow 39 years. I think that's brilliant x"

We often say it's a good job we met each other because nobody else would put up with us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, me and KingC4611 are a couple. People often question him

I actually knew that. It took me a couple of weeks but I got there

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The amount of people posting that they're not hooked up is remarkable!

It's like the threads where ladies ask which guys they find attractive and suddenly it's 160 replies of guys coughing. "

Nah, I don’t want to hook up with a forumite. I keep that very separate. Mine was just a joke. I only meet people away from the forums in that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I’m fuck rather than date material. I may need to work on my social skills

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester

"I doubt anybody has noticed because we are very discreet about it but Mr N and I are a couple

. I think it's time we got it out in the open

Wow you look great Mrs n

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I doubt anybody has noticed because we are very discreet about it but Mr N and I are a couple

. I think it's time we got it out in the open

Wow you look great Mrs n "

Thanks Miss S

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester

"I doubt anybody has noticed because we are very discreet about it but Mr N and I are a couple

. I think it's time we got it out in the open

Wow you look great Mrs n

Thanks Miss S

Sexier then loads of younger ones on here and with class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, me and KingC4611 are a couple. People often question him

Yes, it's nice that he's not doing a Marc and does actually exist!

He got a lot of stick on a post a while back for quoting me and saying he would fuck me

Bad!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

There's one person that I've suddenly noticed hasn't posted on this thread, wheres PMF and his lamppost?!

He never normally misses a chance to share his love of Sally!

Have his thumbs fallen off?!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"There's one person that I've suddenly noticed hasn't posted on this thread, wheres PMF and his lamppost?!

He never normally misses a chance to share his love of Sally!

Have his thumbs fallen off?! "

Didn't he get put on the naughty step? X

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester

Hopefully lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's one person that I've suddenly noticed hasn't posted on this thread, wheres PMF and his lamppost?!

He never normally misses a chance to share his love of Sally!

Have his thumbs fallen off?! "

Maybe he’s in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's one person that I've suddenly noticed hasn't posted on this thread, wheres PMF and his lamppost?!

He never normally misses a chance to share his love of Sally!

Have his thumbs fallen off?! "

PMF has a woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's one person that I've suddenly noticed hasn't posted on this thread, wheres PMF and his lamppost?!

He never normally misses a chance to share his love of Sally!

Have his thumbs fallen off?!

PMF has a woman?

I know. This is the first i've heard of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's one person that I've suddenly noticed hasn't posted on this thread, wheres PMF and his lamppost?!

He never normally misses a chance to share his love of Sally!

Have his thumbs fallen off?!

Maybe he’s in trouble

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's one person that I've suddenly noticed hasn't posted on this thread, wheres PMF and his lamppost?!

He never normally misses a chance to share his love of Sally!

Have his thumbs fallen off?!

PMF has a woman?

I know. This is the first i've heard of it

Well he kept that quiet!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"There's one person that I've suddenly noticed hasn't posted on this thread, wheres PMF and his lamppost?!

He never normally misses a chance to share his love of Sally!

Have his thumbs fallen off?!

Didn't he get put on the naughty step? X"

Oh dear! I'll bet he's chewing his phone in frustration at not being able to post on this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's one person that I've suddenly noticed hasn't posted on this thread, wheres PMF and his lamppost?!

He never normally misses a chance to share his love of Sally!

Have his thumbs fallen off?!

Didn't he get put on the naughty step? X

Oh dear! I'll bet he's chewing his phone in frustration at not being able to post on this thread! "

Not for long, he wont be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im fucking scousesubsally were not a couple tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im fucking scousesubsally were not a couple tho

Me and C are the opposite...

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester

"Im fucking scousesubsally were not a couple tho

But u always say you love her so much so surely it’s more then just fucking

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Im fucking scousesubsally were not a couple tho

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, me and KingC4611 are a couple. People often question him

Yes, it's nice that he's not doing a Marc and does actually exist!

Oi. Marc was a sexual god - he was the real poster."

Marc was 100% real. Unless I have a vivid imagination!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we are pretty obvious

no idea

Baby brain moment. Yes I bloody know

I don’t have baby brain and I have no idea whatsoever... !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's one person that I've suddenly noticed hasn't posted on this thread, wheres PMF and his lamppost?!

He never normally misses a chance to share his love of Sally!

Have his thumbs fallen off?! "

There are several on the naughty step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im fucking scousesubsally were not a couple tho

But u always say you love her so much so surely it’s more then just fucking"

Perhaps she doesn't feel the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we are pretty obvious

no idea

Baby brain moment. Yes I bloody know

I don’t have baby brain and I have no idea whatsoever... !!

Ha ha you must have been off the forums a few weeks. Xperia is far from subtle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's one person that I've suddenly noticed hasn't posted on this thread, wheres PMF and his lamppost?!

He never normally misses a chance to share his love of Sally!

Have his thumbs fallen off?! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we are pretty obvious

no idea

Baby brain moment. Yes I bloody know

I don’t have baby brain and I have no idea whatsoever... !!

Me neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im fucking scousesubsally were not a couple tho

But u always say you love her so much so surely it’s more then just fucking"
i do love her she loves me too but were not a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im fucking scousesubsally were not a couple tho

But u always say you love her so much so surely it’s more then just fucking"

See now I’m confused or is he teasing

he’s always professing his luvre for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im fucking scousesubsally were not a couple tho

But u always say you love her so much so surely it’s more then just fucking

Perhaps she doesn't feel the same."
she does

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's one person that I've suddenly noticed hasn't posted on this thread, wheres PMF and his lamppost?!

He never normally misses a chance to share his love of Sally!

Have his thumbs fallen off?!

There are several on the naughty step

All then couples?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we are pretty obvious

no idea

Baby brain moment. Yes I bloody know

I don’t have baby brain and I have no idea whatsoever... !!

Ha ha you must have been off the forums a few weeks. Xperia is far from subtle!! "

Ah yes, penny has well and truly dropped into place now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we are pretty obvious

no idea

Baby brain moment. Yes I bloody know

I don’t have baby brain and I have no idea whatsoever... !!

Ha ha you must have been off the forums a few weeks. Xperia is far from subtle!! "

He was LPP with someone else just a couple of weeks ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What totally throws me are those who post from both single profiles and the joint one whilst answering each other on the same thread!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we are pretty obvious

no idea

Baby brain moment. Yes I bloody know

I don’t have baby brain and I have no idea whatsoever... !!

Ha ha you must have been off the forums a few weeks. Xperia is far from subtle!!

He was LPP with someone else just a couple of weeks ago. "

That’s what I was confused about. I can’t keep up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What totally throws me are those who post from both single profiles and the joint one whilst answering each other on the same thread!!

I might make a couples profile just to do this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's one person that I've suddenly noticed hasn't posted on this thread, wheres PMF and his lamppost?!

He never normally misses a chance to share his love of Sally!

Have his thumbs fallen off?!

There are several on the naughty step

All then couples?! "
im back babeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we are pretty obvious

no idea

Baby brain moment. Yes I bloody know

I don’t have baby brain and I have no idea whatsoever... !!

Ha ha you must have been off the forums a few weeks. Xperia is far from subtle!!

He was LPP with someone else just a couple of weeks ago. "

That's fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we are pretty obvious

no idea

Baby brain moment. Yes I bloody know

I don’t have baby brain and I have no idea whatsoever... !!

Ha ha you must have been off the forums a few weeks. Xperia is far from subtle!!

He was LPP with someone else just a couple of weeks ago. "

What’s LPP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we are pretty obvious

no idea

Baby brain moment. Yes I bloody know

I don’t have baby brain and I have no idea whatsoever... !!

Ha ha you must have been off the forums a few weeks. Xperia is far from subtle!!

He was LPP with someone else just a couple of weeks ago.

What’s LPP?"

Lamp post pissing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we are pretty obvious

no idea

Baby brain moment. Yes I bloody know

I don’t have baby brain and I have no idea whatsoever... !!

Ha ha you must have been off the forums a few weeks. Xperia is far from subtle!!

He was LPP with someone else just a couple of weeks ago.

What’s LPP?

Lamp post pissing.. "
fuck that im king of lamp post i do not share power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think we are pretty obvious

no idea

Baby brain moment. Yes I bloody know

I don’t have baby brain and I have no idea whatsoever... !!

Ha ha you must have been off the forums a few weeks. Xperia is far from subtle!!

He was LPP with someone else just a couple of weeks ago.

What’s LPP?"

Lamp Post Pissing. When adults act worse than teenagers. Showing off who they are fucking this week so that other people know to get their hands off. Then usually dump them soon after and start LPP on someone new.

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