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I broke the toilet seat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We got a new toilet seat

It’s bigger

I forgot

I fell down it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Did you manage to get out or are you posting from somewhere in the bowl?

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

You will just have to stand and pee now....

Good luck with that one..

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I've broke one before. Hope your ok. I feel in the toilet

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is your toilet still the same size? I'm imagining the new seat like a hoopla ring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you manage to get out or are you posting from somewhere in the bowl?

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I managed to clamber out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is your toilet still the same size? I'm imagining the new seat like a hoopla ring"

The toilet is the same size. We just actually managed to buy a toilet seat that fits the toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've broke one before. Hope your ok. I feel in the toilet "

This is the third one that I’ve broken

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I've broke one before. Hope your ok. I feel in the toilet

This is the third one that I’ve broken "

Third time lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once at a house party where the home owner was very d*unk and sat down with the seat up. He got stuck, really stuck. The fire brigade ended up coming!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was once at a house party where the home owner was very d*unk and sat down with the seat up. He got stuck, really stuck. The fire brigade ended up coming! "

Oh no

A girl I worked with sat on a broken toilet when she was d*unk and had to get surgery in her vagina

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is your toilet still the same size? I'm imagining the new seat like a hoopla ring

The toilet is the same size. We just actually managed to buy a toilet seat that fits the toilet "

My new one is just a bit too small. Neither setting has it fitting properly. It's annoying.

How did you fall in if the seat fits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is your toilet still the same size? I'm imagining the new seat like a hoopla ring

The toilet is the same size. We just actually managed to buy a toilet seat that fits the toilet

My new one is just a bit too small. Neither setting has it fitting properly. It's annoying.

How did you fall in if the seat fits?

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Our last few have been too small. And because I’m not used to the seat fitting properly, it’s perfect sized but I forgot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once at a house party where the home owner was very d*unk and sat down with the seat up. He got stuck, really stuck. The fire brigade ended up coming!

Oh no

A girl I worked with sat on a broken toilet when she was d*unk and had to get surgery in her vagina "

Haha! Bet a&e have heard THAT excuse before!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was once at a house party where the home owner was very d*unk and sat down with the seat up. He got stuck, really stuck. The fire brigade ended up coming!

Oh no

A girl I worked with sat on a broken toilet when she was d*unk and had to get surgery in her vagina

Haha! Bet a&e have heard THAT excuse before!!"

What a bloody excuse it would be eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once at a house party where the home owner was very d*unk and sat down with the seat up. He got stuck, really stuck. The fire brigade ended up coming!

Oh no

A girl I worked with sat on a broken toilet when she was d*unk and had to get surgery in her vagina

Haha! Bet a&e have heard THAT excuse before!!

What a bloody excuse it would be eh "

Sounds like a bloody good night to me!!

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