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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Just found an old copy of the Viz dictionary which tickles my warped sense of humour. These ones made me laugh, anyone else got any favourites?

zig-a-zig ahhhh! - To have a bloody good wank while watching a Spice Girls video.

Lucky Pierre - In botting (qv), the busiest botter in a three man bum chain (qv); the filling in a shirt lifter sandwich.

Dutch Oven - The area beneath the bed clothes after ones partner has just played the dawn chorus on his botty bugle.

Wank Sock - A sock used in wanking. Possibly tied to a bedpost and designed to indicate when wind conditions are suitable for masturbation.

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Sw Scotland

You'll find a few more if you google "Roger's Profanisaurus"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this might be appropriate ?

Kit-Kat v. To stimulate a lady with four fingers at once, using a swift, forward thrusting, karate chop-type motion.

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