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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hiding nuts.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

The size of their nuts?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Because the government told them to...

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By *rkeb3Man
over a year ago

east Lancashire road

What do TV lie about hiding nuts

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Because the government told them to..."
lol

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams

"Because the government told them to..."

That old chestnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexit..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's not a lie, as such. They can't always remember where they buried them.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

He's called secret squirrel for a reason!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many squirrels are nowadays... unemployed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiding nuts."

its cos they drag up n tuck

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hiding nuts.

its cos they drag up n tuck

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lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame it all on the greys! The little ginger bastards are sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiding nuts."

Apparently they do yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I blame it all on the greys! The little ginger bastards are sweet

Flo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So they don’t have to declare them to the inland revenue or csa! Being too willy nilly with their nuts has led to a few paternity cases! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I blame it all on the greys! The little ginger bastards are sweet

Flo? "

Flo

She's my baby now!

N-lips has all the nuts in your house, he pressed them on my hand last week, it was dead awk....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a squirrels nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I blame it all on the greys! The little ginger bastards are sweet

Flo?

Flo

She's my baby now!

N-lips has all the nuts in your house, he pressed them on my hand last week, it was dead awk.... "

True dat

flo said she's happy to leave home.. she's packing now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many squirrels are nowadays... unemployed.."

Bloody foreign squirrels, coming over here taking British squirrel jobs. This is why I voted for Brexit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I blame it all on the greys! The little ginger bastards are sweet

Flo?

Flo

She's my baby now!

N-lips has all the nuts in your house, he pressed them on my hand last week, it was dead awk....

True dat

flo said she's happy to leave home.. she's packing now."

Was this the conversation you had with your dad earlier?

K, saves me buying a sausage dog for my baby I guess.... Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen a squirrels nuts."

I've seen Phil Mitchell's face around your nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I blame it all on the greys! The little ginger bastards are sweet

Flo?

Flo

She's my baby now!

N-lips has all the nuts in your house, he pressed them on my hand last week, it was dead awk....

True dat

flo said she's happy to leave home.. she's packing now.

Was this the conversation you had with your dad earlier?

K, saves me buying a sausage dog for my baby I guess.... Xx"

Flo is well better.. ginger innit! Lucky for you it's bogof

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I blame it all on the greys! The little ginger bastards are sweet

Flo?

Flo

She's my baby now!

N-lips has all the nuts in your house, he pressed them on my hand last week, it was dead awk....

True dat

flo said she's happy to leave home.. she's packing now.

Was this the conversation you had with your dad earlier?

K, saves me buying a sausage dog for my baby I guess.... Xx

Flo is well better.. ginger innit! Lucky for you it's bogof

"
Are you two together or apart if apart why you speaking on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I blame it all on the greys! The little ginger bastards are sweet

Flo?

Flo

She's my baby now!

N-lips has all the nuts in your house, he pressed them on my hand last week, it was dead awk....

True dat

flo said she's happy to leave home.. she's packing now.

Was this the conversation you had with your dad earlier?

K, saves me buying a sausage dog for my baby I guess.... Xx

Flo is well better.. ginger innit! Lucky for you it's bogof

Are you two together or apart if apart why you speaking on here

Apart

trying to flog him a dog.. she looks like a ginger squirrel.. it's fate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen a squirrels nuts.

I've seen Phil Mitchell's face around your nuts."

That's very true. If a bit disturbing.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I blame it all on the greys! The little ginger bastards are sweet

Flo?

Flo

She's my baby now!

N-lips has all the nuts in your house, he pressed them on my hand last week, it was dead awk....

True dat

flo said she's happy to leave home.. she's packing now.

Was this the conversation you had with your dad earlier?

K, saves me buying a sausage dog for my baby I guess.... Xx

Flo is well better.. ginger innit! Lucky for you it's bogof

Are you two together or apart if apart why you speaking on here

Apart

trying to flog him a dog.. she looks like a ginger squirrel.. it's fate

"
Awww x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I blame it all on the greys! The little ginger bastards are sweet

Flo?

Flo

She's my baby now!

N-lips has all the nuts in your house, he pressed them on my hand last week, it was dead awk....

True dat

flo said she's happy to leave home.. she's packing now.

Was this the conversation you had with your dad earlier?

K, saves me buying a sausage dog for my baby I guess.... Xx

Flo is well better.. ginger innit! Lucky for you it's bogof

Are you two together or apart if apart why you speaking on here

Apart

trying to flog him a dog.. she looks like a ginger squirrel.. it's fate

It's a sign from the almighty!

(we're together, but apart rn, and here because we can I guess...)

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I blame it all on the greys! The little ginger bastards are sweet

Flo?

Flo

She's my baby now!

N-lips has all the nuts in your house, he pressed them on my hand last week, it was dead awk....

True dat

flo said she's happy to leave home.. she's packing now.

Was this the conversation you had with your dad earlier?

K, saves me buying a sausage dog for my baby I guess.... Xx

Flo is well better.. ginger innit! Lucky for you it's bogof

Are you two together or apart if apart why you speaking on here

Apart

trying to flog him a dog.. she looks like a ginger squirrel.. it's fate

It's a sign from the almighty!

(we're together, but apart rn, and here because we can I guess...) "
huh yeah I know u can I meant if you were together you should be enjoying time together smartpants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive a glove puppet red squirrel called steven I go on web cam with once in a while,,he hides my nuts

im not joking btw

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"ive a glove puppet red squirrel called steven I go on web cam with once in a while,,he hides my nuts

im not joking btw

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Is he camp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive a glove puppet red squirrel called steven I go on web cam with once in a while,,he hides my nuts

im not joking btw

Is he camp

fuck no, macho as fuck

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"ive a glove puppet red squirrel called steven I go on web cam with once in a while,,he hides my nuts

im not joking btw

Is he camp

fuck no, macho as fuck"

Haha

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By *hrisAndKatieCouple
over a year ago

stevenage

Last I heard the were attempting to destabilise Portugal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I blame it all on the greys! The little ginger bastards are sweet

Flo?

Flo

She's my baby now!

N-lips has all the nuts in your house, he pressed them on my hand last week, it was dead awk....

True dat

flo said she's happy to leave home.. she's packing now.

Was this the conversation you had with your dad earlier?

K, saves me buying a sausage dog for my baby I guess.... Xx

Flo is well better.. ginger innit! Lucky for you it's bogof

Are you two together or apart if apart why you speaking on here

Apart

trying to flog him a dog.. she looks like a ginger squirrel.. it's fate

It's a sign from the almighty!

(we're together, but apart rn, and here because we can I guess...) huh yeah I know u can I meant if you were together you should be enjoying time together smartpants"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive a glove puppet red squirrel called steven I go on web cam with once in a while,,he hides my nuts

im not joking btw

Don't tell everyone.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They used to be meat eaters so they hide nuts to teach their young how to hunt. It's a leftover trait from when they were Giants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Tufty holds his nuts while crossing the road.

This was a public information message

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