FabSwingers.com forum: Who would like my last Rolo?

By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Forever the quintessential gentleman, I always like to offer up my last Rolo to that somebody very special.

Would you like my last Rolo on this particular occasion?

Please tell me why you are deserving of this chocolatey treat and why I should pick you?

I will announce my decision at 9:30pm this evening...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thank you. I don’t like rolos.

Growing up, whenever my dad went to the shop he would always buy us a sweetie. He always bought me rolos. I never had the heart to tell him I didn’t like them

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

It entirely depends where you purchased this hypothetical rolo

. However if I approve of the emporium from which it was obtained I feel I deserve it just because I use L'Oréal

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

No thanks.

I don't like chocolate

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Me because I'm just special plus not have a chocolatey treat today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love your last rolo please.

My mum aways gave her last rolo to my sister and its a betrayal iv never got over so I really think I should have it as a way of helping me deal that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to pass it on to someone I know needs cheered up.

I promise I will only lick it en route

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"No thanks.

I don't like chocolate "

God I wish I could utter those word's.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Yes please!

I’d slowly devour the chocolatey caramel in my mouth ... exchange a sensual kiss with you.... enjoying the taste experience.... that way you don’t completely lose out on your last one

I’m all for sharing the last one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I deserve the rolo because I have survived 34 years (and counting) in Sunderland without going fully insane or being violently attacked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, give it here now

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'd love your last rolo please.

My mum aways gave her last rolo to my sister and its a betrayal iv never got over so I really think I should have it as a way of helping me deal that.

Aww that pulls on the heart strings,if the op doesn't give it to you he has no heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love your last rolo please.

My mum aways gave her last rolo to my sister and its a betrayal iv never got over so I really think I should have it as a way of helping me deal that.

Aww that pulls on the heart strings,if the op doesn't give it to you he has no heart."

Well thank you kindly for your support. No pressure OP but I don't think I could cope with being passed over again!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'd love your last rolo please.

My mum aways gave her last rolo to my sister and its a betrayal iv never got over so I really think I should have it as a way of helping me deal that.

Aww that pulls on the heart strings,if the op doesn't give it to you he has no heart.

Well thank you kindly for your support. No pressure OP but I don't think I could cope with being passed over again! "

Nor me!

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I'd love your last rolo please.

My mum aways gave her last rolo to my sister and its a betrayal iv never got over so I really think I should have it as a way of helping me deal that.

Aww that pulls on the heart strings,if the op doesn't give it to you he has no heart.

Well thank you kindly for your support. No pressure OP but I don't think I could cope with being passed over again! "

Hmm, so far I have to contest the effects of motherly betrayal with the exchange of a chocolatey sensual kiss

Keep em coming please...

I can see this isn't going to be an easy decision for me.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'd love your last rolo please.

My mum aways gave her last rolo to my sister and its a betrayal iv never got over so I really think I should have it as a way of helping me deal that.

Aww that pulls on the heart strings,if the op doesn't give it to you he has no heart.

Well thank you kindly for your support. No pressure OP but I don't think I could cope with being passed over again!

Hmm, so far I have to contest the effects of motherly betrayal with the exchange of a chocolatey sensual kiss

Keep em coming please...

I can see this isn't going to be an easy decision for me."

Save your last two then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love your last rolo, I'd give you mine next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s no decision to make Girty, it’s mine

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"There’s no decision to make Girty, it’s mine

You'll have to do better than that Cheeky...

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I'd love your last rolo, I'd give you mine next time

Hello there Doris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s a rolo?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Come on you Rolo lovers!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s a rolo?"

You don't know what a rolo is?

You won't be getting the last 1

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"What’s a rolo?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One is no good...

I'd rather have the whole role..

And if it's a grab bag, even better

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"One is no good...

I'd rather have the whole role..

And if it's a grab bag, even better

Some people are just never satisfied!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah thanks. Someone else has already given me theirs and there's no competing for that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me please.. you can watch me lick the chocolate off then taste my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably don't deserve it but I WANT it so I can seductively lick the caramel out xx

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Would I have to do anything that involved effort? Is so, no thank you.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Would I have to do anything that involved effort? Is so, no thank you."

Would you clean a wet toilet seat for my last Rolo maybe?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd love the gesture of being offered your last Rolo. I would thank you profusely and suggest we share it. Chocolate kisses (not the awful American 'candy').

I'd also offer you a Lindy Bunny. They've been breeding and I find I have six of them waiting to be scoffed.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Hello

I would swap my last Jelly Baby for your last Rolo. What do you say?

I could give it to you at the Social?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Hello

I would swap my last Jelly Baby for your last Rolo. What do you say?

I could give it to you at the Social?

I do love a jelly babby - particularly the green ones

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Would I have to do anything that involved effort? Is so, no thank you.

Would you clean a wet toilet seat for my last Rolo maybe?"

Er, I refer you back to the top point, so clearly not.

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By *ichmond GentMan
over a year ago

Richmond Upon Thames

Tha last Rolo i had was in 1982 vowed never to have another along with Sardines. Which i have stuck too

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Tha last Rolo i had was in 1982 vowed never to have another along with Sardines. Which i have stuck too"

I think mixing the two is where you went wrong. Separately, they are both delicious.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Hello

I would swap my last Jelly Baby for your last Rolo. What do you say?

I could give it to you at the Social?

Could I have the red ones please Babs?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

In just 30 minutes I relinquish my last Rolo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think nicecouple should have your last rolo, they seem alright plus they will share

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think it's nicer to offer your first Rolo. It shows you can hold back and let the other person have their pleasure before taking yours.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"It entirely depends where you purchased this hypothetical rolo

. However if I approve of the emporium from which it was obtained I feel I deserve it just because I use L'Oréal

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I think it's nicer to offer your first Rolo. It shows you can hold back and let the other person have their pleasure before taking yours.

I like that thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooooooooo who is getting IT xx

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Apologies for the delay - I've been at the gym...

So, I have a multipack of Rolo's containing 4x individual packets and, thus, there are x4 last Rolo's for me to give - these go to;

DiamondCougar

Babs

Kissalicious

MissDoris

& KinkyKat

Enjoy! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologies for the delay - I've been at the gym...

So, I have a multipack of Rolo's containing 4x individual packets and, thus, there are x4 last Rolo's for me to give - these go to;

DiamondCougar

Babs

Kissalicious

MissDoris

& KinkyKat

Enjoy! x"

I will never get over this!!!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Apologies for the delay - I've been at the gym...

So, I have a multipack of Rolo's containing 4x individual packets and, thus, there are x4 last Rolo's for me to give - these go to;

DiamondCougar

Babs

Kissalicious

MissDoris

& KinkyKat

Enjoy! x"

How do 4 rolos go to 5 women? Or are they doubling up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologies for the delay - I've been at the gym...

So, I have a multipack of Rolo's containing 4x individual packets and, thus, there are x4 last Rolo's for me to give - these go to;

DiamondCougar

Babs

Kissalicious

MissDoris

& KinkyKat

Enjoy! x"

Someone cant count.....I don't mind sharing

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

There'll need to be some FF action...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Apologies for the delay - I've been at the gym...

So, I have a multipack of Rolo's containing 4x individual packets and, thus, there are x4 last Rolo's for me to give - these go to;

DiamondCougar

Babs

Kissalicious

MissDoris

& KinkyKat

Enjoy! x

I will never get over this!!!!! "

I think Ash is buying you a whole packet Lorna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologies for the delay - I've been at the gym...

So, I have a multipack of Rolo's containing 4x individual packets and, thus, there are x4 last Rolo's for me to give - these go to;

DiamondCougar

Babs

Kissalicious

MissDoris

& KinkyKat

Enjoy! x

How do 4 rolos go to 5 women? Or are they doubling up? "

Swapping rolo spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologies for the delay - I've been at the gym...

So, I have a multipack of Rolo's containing 4x individual packets and, thus, there are x4 last Rolo's for me to give - these go to;

DiamondCougar

Babs

Kissalicious

MissDoris

& KinkyKat

Enjoy! x

I will never get over this!!!!!

I think Ash is buying you a whole packet Lorna"

I didn't even get one of 5 last Rolo's!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yayyyyyy I finally won something however I will give mine to Lorna thanks OP xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yayyyyyy I finally won something however I will give mine to Lorna thanks OP xx"

I knew I liked you. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yayyyyyy I finally won something however I will give mine to Lorna thanks OP xx

I knew I liked you. Thank you

No worries hope you enjoy it xx

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I would like your last Rolo.

Milk Tray man choose me and we will Nestle on the sofa together enjoying its delights

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I would like your last Rolo.

Milk Tray man choose me and we will Nestle on the sofa together enjoying its delights

Now climbing buildings, jumping aboard yachts, and swinging on ropes (Milk Tray man style), on my way down to the South Hams district...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Apologies for the delay - I've been at the gym...

So, I have a multipack of Rolo's containing 4x individual packets and, thus, there are x4 last Rolo's for me to give - these go to;

DiamondCougar

Babs

Kissalicious

MissDoris

& KinkyKat

Enjoy! x"

I won some Rolos! I’m giddy happy about this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologies for the delay - I've been at the gym...

So, I have a multipack of Rolo's containing 4x individual packets and, thus, there are x4 last Rolo's for me to give - these go to;

DiamondCougar

Babs

Kissalicious

MissDoris

& KinkyKat

Enjoy! x

I won some Rolos! I’m giddy happy about this

Only one xx

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I would like your last Rolo.

Milk Tray man choose me and we will Nestle on the sofa together enjoying its delights

Now climbing buildings, jumping aboard yachts, and swinging on ropes (Milk Tray man style), on my way down to the South Hams district..."

Hey Tiger are you Spiderman

Keep that Rolo safex

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Apologies for the delay - I've been at the gym...

So, I have a multipack of Rolo's containing 4x individual packets and, thus, there are x4 last Rolo's for me to give - these go to;

DiamondCougar

Babs

Kissalicious

MissDoris

& KinkyKat

Enjoy! x

I won some Rolos! I’m giddy happy about this

Only one xx"

True, only one. I only need one though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologies for the delay - I've been at the gym...

So, I have a multipack of Rolo's containing 4x individual packets and, thus, there are x4 last Rolo's for me to give - these go to;

DiamondCougar

Babs

Kissalicious

MissDoris

& KinkyKat

Enjoy! x

I won some Rolos! I’m giddy happy about this

Only one xx

True, only one. I only need one though

Yep suck it and enjoy the flavour

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Apologies for the delay - I've been at the gym...

So, I have a multipack of Rolo's containing 4x individual packets and, thus, there are x4 last Rolo's for me to give - these go to;

DiamondCougar

Babs

Kissalicious

MissDoris

& KinkyKat

Enjoy! x

I won some Rolos! I’m giddy happy about this

Only one xx

True, only one. I only need one though

Yep suck it and enjoy the flavour

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologies for the delay - I've been at the gym...

So, I have a multipack of Rolo's containing 4x individual packets and, thus, there are x4 last Rolo's for me to give - these go to;

DiamondCougar

Babs

Kissalicious

MissDoris

& KinkyKat

Enjoy! x

I won some Rolos! I’m giddy happy about this

Only one xx

True, only one. I only need one though

Yep suck it and enjoy the flavour

Exactly!

Less calories xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call discrimination!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still don’t know what a rolo is though

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Still don’t know what a rolo is though"
A chocolate sweet

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Still don’t know what a rolo is thoughA chocolate sweet"

With a caramel/soft toffee centre. It comes as a wrapped tube.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I call discrimination!"

Oh be quiet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I call discrimination!

Oh be quiet you

Why? It’s typical forum double standards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I call discrimination!

Oh be quiet you

Why? It’s typical forum double standards!

I will bring you a packet at the MLS but can I have the last one please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I call discrimination!

Oh be quiet you

Why? It’s typical forum double standards!

I will bring you a packet at the MLS but can I have the last one please.

I haven’t tasted them yet so cannot commit. Thanks for the offer though, most welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I call discrimination!

Oh be quiet you

Why? It’s typical forum double standards!

I will bring you a packet at the MLS but can I have the last one please.

I haven’t tasted them yet so cannot commit. Thanks for the offer though, most welcome "