FabSwingers.com forum: Instant Ending

By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

You're laid next to each other, gently caressing each other's naked bodies....what could the other person do to instantly end the intimacy?

For me..... they start snoring

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Call me someone else's name

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Call me someone else's name "

Yep that would do it

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Start talking about the mould on their bedroom ceiling and asking if I knew how to cure it - instant turn-off. And, yes, this did happen to me.

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Start talking about the mould on their bedroom ceiling and asking if I knew how to cure it - instant turn-off. And, yes, this did happen to me."

Nooooo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a phone call from his wife..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart then waft towards me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a phone call from his wife.."

A gentleman would have phone on silent to avoid that situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start talking politics.

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Please tell me all these have actually happened?

it would cheer me up.

I know mine has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start talking politics. "

What are your views on brexit then

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Explosive diarrhoea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start talking about the mould on their bedroom ceiling and asking if I knew how to cure it - instant turn-off. And, yes, this did happen to me."

You said you wouldn't tell anyone

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Explosive diarrhoea. "

One that I really hope Didn't happen

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

She whispers in his ear, "my real names Gordon darling".

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

He asked me if I was ready to drop him off home, before his wife wondered where he'd got to.

This was the wife he'd told me he was split from. All lies.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Start talking about the mould on their bedroom ceiling and asking if I knew how to cure it - instant turn-off. And, yes, this did happen to me.

You said you wouldn't tell anyone

Oooops, sorry! Hope you got your ceiling sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He asked me if I was ready to drop him off home, before his wife wondered where he'd got to.

This was the wife he'd told me he was split from. All lies.

Oh dear never trust a married man

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"You know, you remind me of my dad"

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple
over a year ago

coventry

Your brother was better

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Can I wear you underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you" - not everyone would run hearing this but I know I would, it's never happened to me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I wear you underwear "

What if it was cold

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can I wear you underwear

What if it was cold "

Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I wear you underwear

What if it was cold

Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker "

You must have very clean windows

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

When's your sister joining us.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can I wear you underwear

What if it was cold

Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker

You must have very clean windows

Obviously the amount I attract

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I wear you underwear

What if it was cold

Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker

You must have very clean windows

Obviously the amount I attract "

is that a veiled dig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was that noise"

"Oh that's Jack, dont worry, he's tied up in the other room, he will quieten down in a minute"

"Oh ok, what breed of dog is he"

"Haha, he's not a dog silly, he was my lunchtime meet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Gotta put my phone on loud...Mrs could go into labour at any minute’

Yep...

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can I wear you underwear

What if it was cold

Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker

You must have very clean windows

Obviously the amount I attract

is that a veiled dig

Of course not. Your just special needs LMAO. Love your banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I wear you underwear

What if it was cold

Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker

You must have very clean windows

Obviously the amount I attract

is that a veiled dig

Of course not. Your just special needs LMAO. Love your banter "

Ditto my dear minus the special needs

You're becoming special to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suggest anal. Instant turn off for me.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can I wear you underwear

What if it was cold

Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker

You must have very clean windows

Obviously the amount I attract

is that a veiled dig

Of course not. Your just special needs LMAO. Love your banter

Ditto my dear minus the special needs

You're becoming special to me

Special friends. God help us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I wear you underwear

What if it was cold

Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker

You must have very clean windows

Obviously the amount I attract

is that a veiled dig

Of course not. Your just special needs LMAO. Love your banter

Ditto my dear minus the special needs

You're becoming special to me

Special friends. God help us "

He's not interested I asked him before

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can I wear you underwear

What if it was cold

Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker

You must have very clean windows

Obviously the amount I attract

is that a veiled dig

Of course not. Your just special needs LMAO. Love your banter

Ditto my dear minus the special needs

You're becoming special to me

Special friends. God help us

He's not interested I asked him before "

For what a special friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I wear you underwear

What if it was cold

Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker

You must have very clean windows

Obviously the amount I attract

is that a veiled dig

Of course not. Your just special needs LMAO. Love your banter

Ditto my dear minus the special needs

You're becoming special to me

Special friends. God help us

He's not interested I asked him before

For what a special friend "

Yes and you came along

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can I wear you underwear

What if it was cold

Trust me it wasn't. Another window licker

You must have very clean windows

Obviously the amount I attract

is that a veiled dig

Of course not. Your just special needs LMAO. Love your banter

Ditto my dear minus the special needs

You're becoming special to me

Special friends. God help us

He's not interested I asked him before

For what a special friend

Yes and you came along "

Do you like running down the road skipping

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I thought you said you were from Iran, not that you used to be a man...

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Explosive diarrhoea.

One that I really hope Didn't happen

Sometimes, especially after anal, shit happens...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Call me someone else's name "

I might have agreed at one time but I sometimes call my now 'partner' by my deceased husband's name or by my ex son-in-law......

There are reasons at my age I guess

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Burp, fart,sniff.

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