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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

No matter how bizarre, silly it may seem

Not saying I would be able to answer it 'Cause I'm thick innit, but other's may be able to

So what do you want to know the answer to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why on earth did I drink tequila?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? "

Great question

I don't know the answer though

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Why on earth did I drink tequila? "

Ooo ooooo I can answer this one

You were saving others from drinking it, as you knew how shit they'd feel if they did

You're a hero Rubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why on earth did I drink tequila?

Ooo ooooo I can answer this one

You were saving others from drinking it, as you knew how shit they'd feel if they did

You're a hero Rubes "

Fuck yeah!

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston


"Why on earth did I drink tequila? "

Because nothing else was available

I've put also in my barcardi when come runs out

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston


"Why on earth did I drink tequila?

Because nothing else was available

I've put also in my barcardi when come runs out "

Alsorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why on earth did I drink tequila?

Because nothing else was available

I've put also in my barcardi when come runs out "

You put cum in your barcardi?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one.

Why do we say.

I'm jumping ON the bus then we jump IN the car

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston


"Why on earth did I drink tequila?

Because nothing else was available

I've put also in my barcardi when come runs out

You put cum in your barcardi?! "

Lol

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I got one.

Why do we say.

I'm jumping ON the bus then we jump IN the car"

Could it be from when folk used to jump on the back of buses to get in and we get in a car

You never seen On the buses?

Mat be wrong though, I usually am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we stand on our tiptoes and not our toetips?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Why do we stand on our tiptoes and not our toetips?"

Oooooo I like this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do we stand on our tiptoes and not our toetips?

Oooooo I like this one "

And why am I asking this question at 4:45am lol

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Why do we stand on our tiptoes and not our toetips?

Oooooo I like this one

And why am I asking this question at 4:45am lol"

Oooooo I like this one too

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

How do nasal strips stop snoring?

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds


"How do nasal strips stop snoring?"

Push them in to your nostrils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does it feel like to get fucked by a hung black guy

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"How do nasal strips stop snoring?"

Is it something to do with them opening up the nasal passages, allowing air to flow freely?

Or do you use them as butterfly strips across his/her mouth? Has the same effect

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"How do nasal strips stop snoring?

Push them in to your nostrils"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am awake this early on a Saturday

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"What does it feel like to get fucked by a hung black guy"

Same as being fucked by a hung white guy

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Why am awake this early on a Saturday "

Good morning

'Cause you fancy a cuppa?

I woke you when I found that creaky floorboard in your hallway?

You missed me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I win the lottery tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why am awake this early on a Saturday

Good morning

'Cause you fancy a cuppa?

I woke you when I found that creaky floorboard in your hallway?

You missed me? "

Morning woman”claps”

I do fancy a cuppa

Yes, I miss you when you’re not here

I’ll get the floorboard fixed

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Will I win the lottery tonight? "

If you do, you know who your friends are don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do we stand on our tiptoes and not our toetips?

Oooooo I like this one

And why am I asking this question at 4:45am lol

Oooooo I like this one too "

Because we don't stand on our toe tips

Standing on tiptoe is your toes tipped at an angle

How I've always thought about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? "

The colour orange is named after the fruit - I can only imagine that people ran out of motivation to come up with new names and just ended up saying “that funny colour that is not red and not yellow but ... you know, the same colour as that fruit - The Orange”

Orange comes from the Sanskrit naranga tree.

I love a good pub quiz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will I win the lottery tonight?

If you do, you know who your friends are don't you? "

Watch the verifications rise

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have you got a bikini I can borrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I eat "nice" xfood to make me feel better but I know if I was to eat better food it would make me feel nicer (to lose some weight)?

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons?

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons?"

They leave the nest so late, they are basically fully grown and indistinguishable from the adults!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so why do we say back of the net when technically the ball hits the front of the net

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a question:

Why do females on here chat to me, suggest to meet and then go all quite the day before said meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what would happen to his nose if pinnochio says " my nose will grow now "

And yes I know he's not real x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a question:

Why do females on here chat to me, suggest to meet and then go all quite the day before said meet "

Because you can't spell quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 questions

1, why do you never see baby pigeons?

2,why don't you, pronounce monkey and donkey the same?

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts


"2 questions

1, why do you never see baby pigeons?

2,why don't you, pronounce monkey and donkey the same?

"

1 see above

2 because 1 starts with an M the other with a D??? Obvs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 questions

1, why do you never see baby pigeons?

2,why don't you, pronounce monkey and donkey the same?

1 see above

2 because 1 starts with an M the other with a D??? Obvs!!!"

No!!! If you pronounce monkey phonetically

It's Mon key yes?

But you pronounce it mun key!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 questions

1, why do you never see baby pigeons?

2,why don't you, pronounce monkey and donkey the same?

1 see above

2 because 1 starts with an M the other with a D??? Obvs!!!"

Ok clever clogs

Is there a word which has three consecutive Ss in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any treasure on oak island?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did The Neverending Story need sequels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 questions

1, why do you never see baby pigeons?

2,why don't you, pronounce monkey and donkey the same?

1 see above

2 because 1 starts with an M the other with a D??? Obvs!!!

Ok clever clogs

Is there a word which has three consecutive Ss in it "
yesss

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Have you got a bikini I can borrow"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons?"
because they dont leave the nest until flight lessons from mummy pigeon unless they fall out in which case they get eaten usually

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Why do I eat "nice" xfood to make me feel better but I know if I was to eat better food it would make me feel nicer (to lose some weight)? "

'Cause 'nice' food has all additives which make them so bloody nice!!

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"No matter how bizarre, silly it may seem

Not saying I would be able to answer it 'Cause I'm thick innit, but other's may be able to

So what do you want to know the answer to "
why do the bin men always collect the glass bins first???? The noise at 6am. And yet the leave the cardboard bins till way after 9???? Please help.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Why did The Neverending Story need sequels?"

'Cause it's never ending.............

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

if there is a creature called a fly because it can fly why isn't there one called a walk ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did The Neverending Story need sequels?

'Cause it's never ending............. "

Surely the first one would have been enough then?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"No matter how bizarre, silly it may seem

Not saying I would be able to answer it 'Cause I'm thick innit, but other's may be able to

So what do you want to know the answer to why do the bin men always collect the glass bins first???? The noise at 6am. And yet the leave the cardboard bins till way after 9???? Please help. "

'Cause 6am is a perfect time to wake you up and you maybe making that very important phonecall to the complaints department for refuse collectors at 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? "

Because the colour is named after the fruit and not the other way round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any idea what a guy gets from Catfishing. I can't fathom it out?

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

How many dreams, including dreams inside dreams and dreams inside the inside of other dreams did the film inception include?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any idea what a guy gets from Catfishing. I can't fathom it out? "

Cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any idea what a guy gets from Catfishing. I can't fathom it out?

Cats"

Fucking hilarious

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells


"How do nasal strips stop snoring?"

They hold your nostrils open thus improving air flow, great when recovering from a cold but the glue makes my nose spotty!

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells


"What does it feel like to get fucked by a hung black guy

Same as being fucked by a hung white guy "

What a generalisation! Here's my generalisation ... it depends entirely on the man but his skin will be wonderfully soft and smooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any idea what a guy gets from Catfishing. I can't fathom it out?

Cats

Fucking hilarious "

I’m sensing a hint of sarcasm there

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By *arly StagesCouple
over a year ago

Penwortham


"If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

The colour orange is named after the fruit - I can only imagine that people ran out of motivation to come up with new names and just ended up saying “that funny colour that is not red and not yellow but ... you know, the same colour as that fruit - The Orange”

Orange comes from the Sanskrit naranga tree.

I love a good pub quiz "

Further to that, the fruit would be called "a norange" but over time as the English language has changed it has become "An orange".

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Where's my keys?

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells


"Where's my keys?"

Where you left them.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

The colour orange is named after the fruit - I can only imagine that people ran out of motivation to come up with new names and just ended up saying “that funny colour that is not red and not yellow but ... you know, the same colour as that fruit - The Orange”

Orange comes from the Sanskrit naranga tree.

I love a good pub quiz

Further to that, the fruit would be called "a norange" but over time as the English language has changed it has become "An orange"."

Weren't oranges originally green and it is a change brought about by selective breeding to make them nearly all orange? Increase the sweetness and size as well.

A bit like carrots weren't originally all orange.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Where's my keys?

Where you left them."

How do you know?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Why oh why do I bother

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Why oh why do I bother "

Eternal optimism?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Why oh why do I bother

Eternal optimism? "

Me in a nutshell

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Crocs or no crocs?

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Crocs or no crocs?"

Never crocs!! Unless you want the weirdest sun tan pattern!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got one.

Why do we say.

I'm jumping ON the bus then we jump IN the car

Could it be from when folk used to jump on the back of buses to get in and we get in a car

You never seen On the buses?

Mat be wrong though, I usually am "

Because you sit down straight away in a car but for a bus you 'step on' to it and walk to get a seat.

(Thanks Google)

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

What's the opposite of opposite?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Why is one wank never enough? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we say see you later!, when you have no intention of doing so?

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I got one.

Why do we say.

I'm jumping ON the bus then we jump IN the car

Could it be from when folk used to jump on the back of buses to get in and we get in a car

You never seen On the buses?

Mat be wrong though, I usually am

Because you sit down straight away in a car but for a bus you 'step on' to it and walk to get a seat.

(Thanks Google) "

Cheat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the best thing before sliced bread?"

Bread knives

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"What's the opposite of opposite?"

I dunno, what is the opposite of opposite?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Why is one wank never enough? Asking for a friend "

Because masturbation is like Pringles, once you pop you can't stop

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Why can no-one afford a washing machine in Eastenders ??

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Why do we say see you later!, when you have no intention of doing so?

"

Because your a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is one wank never enough? Asking for a friend

Because masturbation is like Pringles, once you pop you can't stop "

What if you don't like pringles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When am going to go on a Fab date?

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts


"Why is one wank never enough? Asking for a friend

Because masturbation is like Pringles, once you pop you can't stop "

We’d love our last question answered and the twist taking out of our melons please xx

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

I'm psychic (or do I mean psycho?)

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells


"What's the opposite of opposite?

I dunno, what is the opposite of opposite? "

The same?

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"What's the opposite of opposite?

I dunno, what is the opposite of opposite? "

The opposite of opposite is the same!!

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"What's the opposite of opposite?

I dunno, what is the opposite of opposite?

The same?"

You tying as I was typing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I eat my leftover Chinese from

Last night for lunch today?

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Should I eat my leftover Chinese from

Last night for lunch today?"

Not if you are planning on reheating the rice - big source of food poisoning

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells


"What's the opposite of opposite?

I dunno, what is the opposite of opposite?

The same?

You tying as I was typing!!"

Should have typed quicker!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

What club would you recommend myself and a friend visit? Ideally 'op norf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why when I’m wanking does my cum sometimes shoot almost up to my chin whereas other times it barely reaches past my belly button ( same time difference between unloads)

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"What's the opposite of opposite?

I dunno, what is the opposite of opposite?

The same?

You tying as I was typing!!

Should have typed quicker! "

I don't do things quickly

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

How do bears kiss???? If Eskimos use their noses and butterflies use their eyes....how do bears kiss?

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"What club would you recommend myself and a friend visit? Ideally 'op norf. "

How far north??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What club would you recommend myself and a friend visit? Ideally 'op norf. "

My house

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester


"What club would you recommend myself and a friend visit? Ideally 'op norf. "

Depends what area you are in and if you would rather go or avoid local

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"What club would you recommend myself and a friend visit? Ideally 'op norf. "

HU9 if you are Hull way (and let me know when you are going!)

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Why is one wank never enough? Asking for a friend

Because masturbation is like Pringles, once you pop you can't stop

What if you don't like pringles"

Say what????

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"What club would you recommend myself and a friend visit? Ideally 'op norf. "

Very good question Meli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the percentage of genuine to fakes on here?

Discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do bears kiss???? If Eskimos use their noses and butterflies use their eyes....how do bears kiss? "

With my lips

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Crop rotation in the 14th century was considerably more widespread after?...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"What club would you recommend myself and a friend visit? Ideally 'op norf.

Very good question Meli "

I thought so!

People have been really helpful and lovely.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

When is insatiable nymph sitting on my face?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"When is insatiable nymph sitting on my face?"

After she's done with mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is the word abbreviation so long

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"When is insatiable nymph sitting on my face?"

Not soon enough, I should ask her to get a move on if I were you.

And make sure she’s not in a farting mood

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"When is insatiable nymph sitting on my face?

After she's done with mine"

I'm jumping in front of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As they’d get mixed up with apples and nannas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does it feel like to get fucked by a hung black guy"

Wife says it was fuckin awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do I eat "nice" xfood to make me feel better but I know if I was to eat better food it would make me feel nicer (to lose some weight)? "

We also need the answer to this!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons?"

Eggs??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok so why do we say back of the net when technically the ball hits the front of the net "

It’s the back from the crowds point of view

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By *hrobbermanMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

The Osmonds... why? Why did that happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's my keys?"

Where you left them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I get told I am actually sexy in real life (in a quirky, confident way) but it doesn't translate to my profile or pics.

And are the people who do meet me taking a gamble or just seeing my potential?

I don't honestly think there is an answer to that but I'm too scared to ask anyone who has met me to explain what they see when they meet me.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"When is insatiable nymph sitting on my face?

After she's done with mine

I'm jumping in front of her "

FTFY

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"When is insatiable nymph sitting on my face?

After she's done with mine

I'm jumping in front of her

FTFY"

Woop woop

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells


"Where's my keys?

Where you left them "

Copy cat.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Where's my keys?

Where you left them

Copy cat."

Both wrong

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells


"Where's my keys?

Where you left them

Copy cat.

Both wrong"

Have they been stolen?

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Why do you cook bacon but you bake cookies?

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Why do you cook bacon but you bake cookies? "

You grill bacon

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"When is insatiable nymph sitting on my face?"

Answer: not soon enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you cook bacon but you bake cookies?

You grill bacon "

You fry bacon

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"When is insatiable nymph sitting on my face?

After she's done with mine"

Mr M!!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Why is the word abbreviation so long"

I don't know, but I like the way the word flows off of the tongue, say it with me

Abbreviation

Did you say it?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"When is insatiable nymph sitting on my face?

Not soon enough, I should ask her to get a move on if I were you.

And make sure she’s not in a farting mood "

Adam!! Ladies don't fart!!

They release little puffs of perfume

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Where's my keys?

Where you left them

Copy cat.

Both wrong

Have they been stolen?"

I don't know, have they?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"When is insatiable nymph sitting on my face?

Not soon enough, I should ask her to get a move on if I were you.

And make sure she’s not in a farting mood

Adam!! Ladies don't fart!!

They release little puffs of perfume "

Yes, little puffs of perfume that have people gasping for breath as the perfume peels wallpaper off the walls

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells


"Where's my keys?

Where you left them

Copy cat.

Both wrong

Have they been stolen?

I don't know, have they?"

Do you still not have them?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Where's my keys?

Where you left them

Copy cat.

Both wrong

Have they been stolen?

I don't know, have they?

Do you still not have them?"

Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells


"Where's my keys?

Where you left them

Copy cat.

Both wrong

Have they been stolen?

I don't know, have they?

Do you still not have them?

Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?"

Is it really?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Where's my keys?

Where you left them

Copy cat.

Both wrong

Have they been stolen?

I don't know, have they?

Do you still not have them?

Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?

Is it really?"

Do you think you're funny?

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells


"Where's my keys?

Where you left them

Copy cat.

Both wrong

Have they been stolen?

I don't know, have they?

Do you still not have them?

Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?

Is it really?

Do you think you're funny?"

Am I not?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Where's my keys?

Where you left them

Copy cat.

Both wrong

Have they been stolen?

I don't know, have they?

Do you still not have them?

Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?

Is it really?

Do you think you're funny?

Am I not?"

Is the Pope Catholic?

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells


"Where's my keys?

Where you left them

Copy cat.

Both wrong

Have they been stolen?

I don't know, have they?

Do you still not have them?

Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?

Is it really?

Do you think you're funny?

Am I not?

Is the Pope Catholic?"

Do bears shit in the woods?

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Where's my keys?

Where you left them

Copy cat.

Both wrong

Have they been stolen?

I don't know, have they?

Do you still not have them?

Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?

Is it really?

Do you think you're funny?

Am I not?

Is the Pope Catholic?

Do bears shit in the woods? "

Do they prefer andrex or charmin?

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells


"Where's my keys?

Where you left them

Copy cat.

Both wrong

Have they been stolen?

I don't know, have they?

Do you still not have them?

Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?

Is it really?

Do you think you're funny?

Am I not?

Is the Pope Catholic?

Do bears shit in the woods?

Do they prefer andrex or charmin?"

Don't be mad woman, Andrex is for puppies!

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Where's my keys?

Where you left them

Copy cat.

Both wrong

Have they been stolen?

I don't know, have they?

Do you still not have them?

Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?

Is it really?

Do you think you're funny?

Am I not?

Is the Pope Catholic?

Do bears shit in the woods?

Do they prefer andrex or charmin?

Don't be mad woman, Andrex is for puppies! "

Charmin is for koalas

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells


"Where's my keys?

Where you left them

Copy cat.

Both wrong

Have they been stolen?

I don't know, have they?

Do you still not have them?

Didn't you know it's rude to answer a question with a question?

Is it really?

Do you think you're funny?

Am I not?

Is the Pope Catholic?

Do bears shit in the woods?

Do they prefer andrex or charmin?

Don't be mad woman, Andrex is for puppies!

Charmin is for koalas "

They're bears aren't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a zebra just a horse with stripes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's Lisa's favourite pizza?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's Lisa's favourite pizza?"

Meat feast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's Lisa's favourite pizza?

Meat feast"

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's Lisa's favourite pizza?

Meat feast"

Liar.

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