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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I heard one today

"Hey I hear you're looming for a stud? Well I've got the std all I need is you"

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*looking

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I borrow your phone, mine just died and need to call my mother.

*Calls mom*

Hey mom I just want to let you know I found the girl of my dreams *looks over at the girl*

Works everytime

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Let's not turn this R#@e into a murder, get in the van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I borrow your phone, mine just died and need to call my mother.

*Calls mom*

Hey mom I just want to let you know I found the girl of my dreams *looks over at the girl*

Works everytime "

God that is so cheesy lol

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