FabSwingers.com forum: Any holes a goal

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What makes you think that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

Some of us would stick our Willy in a crack of a pavement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a snooker player

I much prefer putting balls into tight pockets than scoring goals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes you think that? "

She probably doesnt, just another dig at men thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dnt think thats true of every guy. Think a bit harsh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes you think that? "

Because someone wants to hump her ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes you think that?

She probably doesnt, just another dig at men thread

Oh no it's not a feminist is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pls read my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes you think that?

She probably doesnt, just another dig at men thread

Oh no it's not a feminist is it ?

Probably. There is a lot of them round here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The fact that I logged in here and had 12 messages. None form anyone I've chatted too. Asking if I'd like to meet or fuck. I mean with our ever changing or seeing a face up. I could have a face like bulldog chewing wasps. Of course I don't mean all guys. Just a lot on here.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I think a lot of men on here would shag a barbers floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

Some of us would stick our Willy in a crack of a pavement"

What a wonderful thought! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pls read my profile "

Gave me a good giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes you think that?

She probably doesnt, just another dig at men thread

Oh no it's not a feminist is it ?

Probably. There is a lot of them round here"

They are like Vegans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

I playou golf and I wish

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

What's fan sorry for being naive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's fan sorry for being naive

FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any hole isn't a goal for me and never was.

We are not all the same.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

You mean I’m not ‘the hottest woman on fab’. What an absolute bummer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean I’m not ‘the hottest woman on fab’. What an absolute bummer!"

That must make you very emotional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

Some of us would stick our Willy in a crack of a pavement"

How was it for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s definitely not “any holes a goal” for me. Actually recently I’ve started to wish I wasn’t to fussy.

I’d say maybe one in every 100 messages interests me enough to consider meeting.

Meh.

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By *en-xxxMan
over a year ago

coventry

Especially when beer is involved. I’ve woke up next to some people that would give Jack the Ripper nightmares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fact that I logged in here and had 12 messages. None form anyone I've chatted too. Asking if I'd like to meet or fuck. I mean with our ever changing or seeing a face up. I could have a face like bulldog chewing wasps. Of course I don't mean all guys. Just a lot on here.

Men are less shallow than women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

Some of us would stick our Willy in a crack of a pavement

How was it for you?

More friction, beats giving anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Especially when beer is involved. I’ve woke up next to some people that would give Jack the Ripper nightmares "

Hahaha. Thank God ive never done that. Although some turned up looking like hunchback of notre dame when they supposed to be 6ft fit and hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean I’m not ‘the hottest woman on fab’. What an absolute bummer!"

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Na, there are some truly shocking women on here in all honesty.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I think men should be a bit fussier, stop messaging every woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Na, there are some truly shocking women on here in all honesty."

That works both ways, some really shocking men on here aswell!!!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Na, there are some truly shocking women on here in all honesty.

That works both ways, some really shocking men on here aswell!!! "

Any cocks a pole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have paper bag supplies always at hand for such occasions, one for her and one for me just to be safe

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

There probably is, however as women are the hot commodity on here, some men will vastly lower their standards to women who in the real world, wouldn't get a second glance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

Not for me, more like ~

Any holes a conversion

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

Well if it floats ya boat go for it, if not block!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Dear Jen,

I’m shocked! I note you are in Ireland. That may be true of your guys over there. Here in England we are a little more discerning. But then as we all know- Englishmen, best lovers in the world!

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By *exy studMan
over a year ago

Derby

Any hole can be a goal as long as the lady is happy with it but I don't think All men think like that.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

What's the point of sending a message to someone who is not logged on...it will just join the pile of other messages that will get deleted when you do log on

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Dear Jen,

I’m shocked! I note you are in Ireland. That may be true of your guys over there. Here in England we are a little more discerning. But then as we all know- Englishmen, best lovers in the world! "

Yes let's forget the Welsh and Scots ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear... ohhhh dear oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If some are then its their choice we all have the right to choose to meet who we like be it a selective one or a desperation one its all down to the individual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't a Henry hoover and some sliced ham not enough for men these days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is for me - sadly with only 3 in 9 years I’m pretty shit at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I guess if the goal is to get laid then to some any hole will do.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I wonder if we are one of that "any hole" to some of those we have met.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Dear Jen,

I’m shocked! I note you are in Ireland. That may be true of your guys over there. Here in England we are a little more discerning. But then as we all know- Englishmen, best lovers in the world!

Yes let's forget the Welsh and Scots ......

Yes - let’s forget them!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Not for this callsign, not since I was about 18 anyway! Standards must be maintained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I guess if the goal is to get laid then to some any hole will do."

I close my eyes...

Draw back the curtain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Jen,

I’m shocked! I note you are in Ireland. That may be true of your guys over there. Here in England we are a little more discerning. But then as we all know- Englishmen, best lovers in the world!

Yes let's forget the Welsh and Scots ......

Yes - let’s forget them! "

Well I do like the Scottish accent

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Oh no, not any hole. Some land you for a very excruciating visit to A&E.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh no, not any hole. Some land you for a very excruciating visit to A&E."

Oh do tell

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

Some of us would stick our Willy in a crack of a pavement"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

Some of us would stick our Willy in a crack of a pavement"

Omsk!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

Some of us would stick our Willy in a crack of a pavement

Omsk!

Howling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

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no a goals a goal a holes a hole never confuse the 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

no a goals a goal a holes a hole never confuse the 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if any hole is a goal. How do people intend to just meet have sex and go their own ways

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So if any hole is a goal. How do people intend to just meet have sex and go their own ways"

Good question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean..this whole site is purely for sex and everything related right? So their should be some type of system that means we would have to pay to use this site, separates the real from the fakes and time wasters. In order to gain a sexual encounter one must first have his or her advances responded to. It's a fish pond though, you may get ignored at which you move on to the next, suffer from social neglect at which it becomes an emotional situation leading to stress triggering other states of mental health, theres also the possibility that your advances are replied to at which you come to reading you have or might of been told where to go, that the responder is not interested which you fall into the initial downward spiral and then we come to our final point.YOU JUST MIGHT GET A RESPONSE OR YOU HAVE A RESPONSE AND TO YOU...THE READER..ITS POSSITIVE..EXCITING..SEXUAL RELEASE...FINALLY... ((YOU MEET UP, IT HAPPENS AND THEN WHAT)) what is the next chapter you seek after your sexual encounter.do you

A. CARRY ON AS IT IS BRINGING YOU 0LEASE ALTHOUGH THERE IS ALOT OF (BAGS FOR LIFE) "OUT THERE IN EVERY FORM"

B. FEEL ASHAMED AT THE LEVEL YOU DROP TO TO HAVE SOCIAL INTERACTION ON A SEXUAL LEVEL.

C. FORGET EVERYTHING .DELETE ACCOUNT AND LIVE WITH YOUR SINS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's and initial thing for some guys on here others like to look for people who match what we like and can actually hold a conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for all guys!! For me anyhole is definetely not a goal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes you think that? "

The many profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gooooooooooaaaal laaaaaazio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have paper bag supplies always at hand for such occasions, one for her and one for me just to be safe

Good old 'double bagger' gag. Maybe a Nora?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I guess if the goal is to get laid then to some any hole will do.

I close my eyes...

Draw back the curtain "

Schofield or Donavon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are less shallow than women?"

Let's face it most of us guys are about as deep as a puddle? Being old school I've seen all sorts so do speak from personal experience.

Best of luck to the guys who do get lots of offers! Wait till you get to my age and see how many offer you get???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’ve only the one hole but I’ll scream goallllllllllllllllllllll to anyone who wants to score

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a sex site that's all we want, we get enough of the rest at home.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

I mean after 7 years of rejection I’d probably be happy with anyone wanting to offer whichever hole.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I think men should be a bit fussier, stop messaging every woman. "

But what would they moan about if we did that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

As someone who used to work on a golf course, you should definitely put it in the hole you want, and not just settle for any of the holes on the course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a sex site that's all we want, we get enough of the rest at home. "

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

That's pretty much sums it up, it's just a question if guy allows his little head to rule big head, must admit I struggle with that when d*unk

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

Some of us would stick our Willy in a crack of a pavement"

I hear a melon feels nicer.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Especially when beer is involved. I’ve woke up next to some people that would give Jack the Ripper nightmares "

And I'm sure after a night on the beer you looked awesome dude, like, GQ front cover totally!

You need to be more concerned with your safety honey, don't make sex decisions under the influence. Someone could take advantage of you and nobody likes a slutty man who's too easy after a few. They won't respect you in the morning.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Na, there are some truly shocking women on here in all honesty.

That works both ways, some really shocking men on here aswell!!!

Any cocks a pole.

*Avoids the cock altogether, buys vibrator.*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Na, there are some truly shocking women on here in all honesty.

That works both ways, some really shocking men on here aswell!!!

Any cocks a pole.

*Avoids the cock altogether, buys vibrator.*"

Don't blame you

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some women seem to be the same

Some TVs seem to be the same

Some couples seem to be the same

...

And so on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

I have definitely seen few examples on this site through verifications, shocked me. But others seem quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

Some of us would stick our Willy in a crack of a pavement"

Phroawwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Na, there are some truly shocking women on here in all honesty.

That works both ways, some really shocking men on here aswell!!!

Any cocks a pole.

*Avoids the cock altogether, buys vibrator.*

Don't blame you

Buy a fucking machine. They are very reasonably priced now and can fit under the bed or in a cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replace the word ‘guys’ with ‘some guys’, amazingly we are not a collective unit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I guess if the goal is to get laid then to some any hole will do.

I close my eyes...

Draw back the curtain

Schofield or Donavon?"

Donavon.

He’s done kylie you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

offer your hole swwetheart all u will get from me is a plaster"
fuck it heres a vibrator covered in gorilla glue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

Yes it's true I'm afraid to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The goal is bareback van ladies hope to

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Replace the word ‘guys’ with ‘some guys’, amazingly we are not a collective unit."

Are you speaking for all guys there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The goal is bareback van ladies hope to "

I'm done with this phone, I'm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

That's why women are on here. Guarantee of getting laid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

Yes it's true I'm afraid to say."
how do u get that

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

For women on here is it "any cocks a cork"? As per usual "asking for a friend" yadda yadda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of a generalisation, we are not all men !!!

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By *esires of HertsCouple
over a year ago

Herts and London Borders

what counts as an own goal ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some yes... The task is to work out who they are. That's where i think the forums help as well as socials. You get to know people and realise that not all men are just about getting their dick wet.

I have been on fab for around 11 years... Very few people have fucked me. I have strict social only rules. I like to chat and get to know people and when I do know them I give them pretty good sex because they know I'm really into them and I know them enough to know what floats their boats and vice versa. I'm not here for poor quickies. Friendship is more important to me and I have met plenty of guys and girls that are just friends and I feel lucky to have met these wonderful people so please stop with negativity. Fab is what you make it for yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The more I'm on fan the more I think for guys any hole is a goal

Some of us would stick our Willy in a crack of a pavement

Phroawwww"

Sounds delightful

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By *eddy004Man
over a year ago

Toy Town

"I dnt think thats true of every guy. Think a bit harsh lol"

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most men would shag a cold can of Lidl beans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most men would shag a cold can of Lidl beans

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think a lot of men on here would shag a barbers floor"

Or a melon ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think a lot of men on here would shag a barbers floor

Or a melon ??

I've 2 melons

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By *en-xxxMan
over a year ago

coventry

Especially after a shandy ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy thread resurrection batman!

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