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"Hello sugar tits  "Hello hello you handsome bugger! | |||
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"Rum, wine, and cider available here. " Rose pretty please! | |||
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"Hugs Hugs and more Hugs" No physical contact ta very much I want alcohol or chocolate,preferably both! | |||
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"Rum, wine, and cider available here. Rose pretty please!" Consider it done. Drink to distract, chocolate to seduce the mind, find a daft thread to giggle at. | |||
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"Ummmm.... sorry....I got distracted by your legs" That reminds me,I should really start shaving my legs now Spring is it,God damn it what a ball ache. Is ball ache one word I wonder. That's my go to word at the moment. | |||
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"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please." Gin or Merlot? Possibly could rustle up a Star bar. | |||
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"Hello sugar tits
Hello hello you handsome bugger!"That’s the formalities outta the way. I’d really like to see that picture of your bum hole again, pop it up as your avatar there’s a good lady  | |||
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"Now I have a mental image of knickers coming out of you... bit weird. I have the cliched gin. I also have wine. I think you prefer the latter. You can have a slab of chocolate if you like? " Well I am related to Sticky Vicky so all sorts come out of my titties chick. Wine definitely wine and white or milk if you have it,I'm cheap. | |||
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"Now I have a mental image of knickers coming out of you... bit weird. I have the cliched gin. I also have wine. I think you prefer the latter. You can have a slab of chocolate if you like? Well I am related to Sticky Vicky so all sorts come out of my titties chick. Wine definitely wine and white or milk if you have it,I'm cheap." Sticky Vicky, there's a blast from the past | |||
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"If anyone has a spare copy of 'The workings of a man's mind' spare then chuck it here please." A copy of Razzle should cover it  | |||
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"If anyone has a spare copy of 'The workings of a man's mind' spare then chuck it here please. A copy of Razzle should cover it "Shit. You’re good | |||
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"Rum, wine, and cider available here. Rose pretty please! Consider it done. Drink to distract, chocolate to seduce the mind, find a daft thread to giggle at." Sounds pretty good to me,so long as I don't bloody well fall asleep after a drop of alcohol. | |||
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"Now I have a mental image of knickers coming out of you... bit weird. I have the cliched gin. I also have wine. I think you prefer the latter. You can have a slab of chocolate if you like? Well I am related to Sticky Vicky so all sorts come out of my titties chick. Wine definitely wine and white or milk if you have it,I'm cheap." What the absolute hell,I didn't bloody well out put titties for God sake! Stupid phone. | |||
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"If anyone has a spare copy of 'The workings of a man's mind' spare then chuck it here please." I've got a nifty pair of Omni directional tweeters and a sub woofer.. how's that for man mind | |||
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"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please. Gin or Merlot? Possibly could rustle up a Star bar." Do you know I may have mentioned this before but I've never tried him,I'm 51 and I've never had gin. Terrible eh. | |||
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"Now I have a mental image of knickers coming out of you... bit weird. I have the cliched gin. I also have wine. I think you prefer the latter. You can have a slab of chocolate if you like? Well I am related to Sticky Vicky so all sorts come out of my titties chick. Wine definitely wine and white or milk if you have it,I'm cheap." I'm having to Google that when I am trying to deal with an ingrown hair. It comes out of your titties? Niiiice. I'll fap over that image later. White wine for you dear, you deserve it. | |||
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"Hello sugar tits
Hello hello you handsome bugger!
That’s the formalities outta the way.
I’d really like to see that picture of your bum hole again, pop it up as your avatar there’s a good lady "I don't really want to put people off their beer Sam,anyway that's just flipping rude. It's just not ladylike to show your bum bits to the world is it. | |||
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"If anyone has a spare copy of 'The workings of a man's mind' spare then chuck it here please." It's a very short book. More a post it note really... | |||
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"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please." This sounds pretty good to be honest haha | |||
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"Now I have a mental image of knickers coming out of you... bit weird. I have the cliched gin. I also have wine. I think you prefer the latter. You can have a slab of chocolate if you like? Well I am related to Sticky Vicky so all sorts come out of my titties chick. Wine definitely wine and white or milk if you have it,I'm cheap. I'm having to Google that when I am trying to deal with an ingrown hair. It comes out of your titties? Niiiice. I'll fap over that image later. White wine for you dear, you deserve it. " My stupid phone changed it to titties,I mean of all the thing's it could have changed it to it chose titties! | |||
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"I have both white and red wine, no rose I'm afraid (horrible sweet stuff!) "Hello chuck,look if you've got white and red then you have Rose. Stick them both in a big glass together. How's your love/sex life? | |||
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"Now I have a mental image of knickers coming out of you... bit weird. I have the cliched gin. I also have wine. I think you prefer the latter. You can have a slab of chocolate if you like? Well I am related to Sticky Vicky so all sorts come out of my titties chick. Wine definitely wine and white or milk if you have it,I'm cheap. I'm having to Google that when I am trying to deal with an ingrown hair. It comes out of your titties? Niiiice. I'll fap over that image later. White wine for you dear, you deserve it. My stupid phone changed it to titties,I mean of all the thing's it could have changed it to it chose titties!" Must be a male phone lol | |||
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"If anyone has a spare copy of 'The workings of a man's mind' spare then chuck it here please. It's a very short book. More a post it note really..." See I'm not sure it would be,you men are way more complicated than us ladies. | |||
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"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please. This sounds pretty good to be honest haha " Are you big,Ben? | |||
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"I have vodka and a curly wurly." Bloody hell I haven't had a curly wurly for years. Soddin hell it changed wurly to surly. | |||
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"Hello sugar tits
Hello hello you handsome bugger!
That’s the formalities outta the way.
I’d really like to see that picture of your bum hole again, pop it up as your avatar there’s a good lady
I don't really want to put people off their beer Sam,anyway that's just flipping rude. It's just not ladylike to show your bum bits to the world is it."Apologies ma’am, it’s been a while since we’ve spoken, I’d forgotten about your public persona 
I’ve just run up to the on suite with a glass of bubbly for L, I could pour you a glass and talk you through my Star Wars figure collection if you like? | |||
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"Hello sugar tits
Hello hello you handsome bugger!
That’s the formalities outta the way.
I’d really like to see that picture of your bum hole again, pop it up as your avatar there’s a good lady
I don't really want to put people off their beer Sam,anyway that's just flipping rude. It's just not ladylike to show your bum bits to the world is it.
Apologies ma’am, it’s been a while since we’ve spoken, I’d forgotten about your public persona
I’ve just run up to the on suite with a glass of bubbly for L, I could pour you a glass and talk you through my Star Wars figure collection if you like?"Blooming cheek! Bubbly sounds great thankyou very much,the Star Wars figure collection however is way outside my realms of kinks though,it's too hard-core for me Sam. | |||
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"Hello sugar tits
Hello hello you handsome bugger!
That’s the formalities outta the way.
I’d really like to see that picture of your bum hole again, pop it up as your avatar there’s a good lady
I don't really want to put people off their beer Sam,anyway that's just flipping rude. It's just not ladylike to show your bum bits to the world is it.
Apologies ma’am, it’s been a while since we’ve spoken, I’d forgotten about your public persona
I’ve just run up to the on suite with a glass of bubbly for L, I could pour you a glass and talk you through my Star Wars figure collection if you like?
Blooming cheek!
Bubbly sounds great thankyou very much,the Star Wars figure collection however is way outside my realms of kinks though,it's too hard-core for me Sam."Ooh, I’ve just found some of them Lindt thingies we could eat too | |||
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"I have both white and red wine, no rose I'm afraid (horrible sweet stuff!)
Hello chuck,look if you've got white and red then you have Rose. Stick them both in a big glass together. How's your love/sex life?"Over two years without and still counting unfortunately  | |||
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"I have vodka and a curly wurly. Bloody hell I haven't had a curly wurly for years. Soddin hell it changed wurly to surly." It did the same on mine too, it must be a sign, surly? | |||
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"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please." I have plenty alcahol. You're welcome to it. People keep buying it for me and I don't drink. Help yourself....... I did have Cadbury's mini chocolate fingers. But I found a cure for it..... | |||
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"Hello sugar tits
Hello hello you handsome bugger!
That’s the formalities outta the way.
I’d really like to see that picture of your bum hole again, pop it up as your avatar there’s a good lady
I don't really want to put people off their beer Sam,anyway that's just flipping rude. It's just not ladylike to show your bum bits to the world is it.
Apologies ma’am, it’s been a while since we’ve spoken, I’d forgotten about your public persona
I’ve just run up to the on suite with a glass of bubbly for L, I could pour you a glass and talk you through my Star Wars figure collection if you like?
Blooming cheek!
Bubbly sounds great thankyou very much,the Star Wars figure collection however is way outside my realms of kinks though,it's too hard-core for me Sam.
Ooh, I’ve just found some of them Lindt thingies we could eat too "Is that another one of your kinks,when you say eat?! | |||
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"I have both white and red wine, no rose I'm afraid (horrible sweet stuff!)
Hello chuck,look if you've got white and red then you have Rose. Stick them both in a big glass together. How's your love/sex life?
Over two years without and still counting unfortunately "BLOODY HELL woman what we going to do with you! We're going to have to get you a sandwich board with your requirements written on it and send you out walking the streets. | |||
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"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please. I have plenty alcahol. You're welcome to it. People keep buying it for me and I don't drink. Help yourself....... I did have Cadbury's mini chocolate fingers. But I found a cure for it..... " Why do people keep buying you it if you don't drink? | |||
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"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please. I have plenty alcahol. You're welcome to it. People keep buying it for me and I don't drink. Help yourself....... I did have Cadbury's mini chocolate fingers. But I found a cure for it..... Why do people keep buying you it if you don't drink?" They don't know me as well as they think they do. I did used to drink rather a lot though.  | |||
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"Poltergeists dont exist, its just people with psychokinetic powers who move something and then scare themselves into thinking a ghost did it." Yep it scared the life out of me when that chocolate moved off my posh footstool and down my throat I tell ya. | |||
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"I have both white and red wine, no rose I'm afraid (horrible sweet stuff!)
Hello chuck,look if you've got white and red then you have Rose. Stick them both in a big glass together. How's your love/sex life?
Over two years without and still counting unfortunately
BLOODY HELL woman what we going to do with you! We're going to have to get you a sandwich board with your requirements written on it and send you out walking the streets. "Hey I don't actually ask for a lot! I just need sexual attraction, with single respectful men who don't lead their conversation with a cock pic and nothing else! As if I don't need to know what they look like! Seems these days, men like that no longer exist! I would say in my area but I would be lying as I have a lot of travelling men to my area. I have no idea where everything/everyone went to shit  | |||
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"Oh, where have you beeeeeen. Hello xx" Yoohoo,I can't tell you where I've been it's top secret and highly sensitive Autumn. | |||
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"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please. I have plenty alcahol. You're welcome to it. People keep buying it for me and I don't drink. Help yourself....... I did have Cadbury's mini chocolate fingers. But I found a cure for it..... Why do people keep buying you it if you don't drink? They don't know me as well as they think they do. I did used to drink rather a lot though. "Well I'm sure your body and mind thanks you for not doing any more. | |||
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"I have both white and red wine, no rose I'm afraid (horrible sweet stuff!)
Hello chuck,look if you've got white and red then you have Rose. Stick them both in a big glass together. How's your love/sex life?
Over two years without and still counting unfortunately
BLOODY HELL woman what we going to do with you! We're going to have to get you a sandwich board with your requirements written on it and send you out walking the streets.
Hey I don't actually ask for a lot! I just need sexual attraction, with single respectful men who don't lead their conversation with a cock pic and nothing else! As if I don't need to know what they look like!
Seems these days, men like that no longer exist! I would say in my area but I would be lying as I have a lot of travelling men to my area.
I have no idea where everything/everyone went to shit "It's not easy is it,I'm starting to see the opposite sex as being alien. I don't want anything at the moment though so I'm not too bothered. | |||
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"Oh, where have you beeeeeen. Hello xx Yoohoo,I can't tell you where I've been it's top secret and highly sensitive Autumn." I can do secret and sensitive. Take me with you next time | |||
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" How's your love/sex life? Over two years without and still counting unfortunately
BLOODY HELL woman what we going to do with you! We're going to have to get you a sandwich board with your requirements written on it and send you out walking the streets.
Hey I don't actually ask for a lot! I just need sexual attraction, with single respectful men who don't lead their conversation with a cock pic and nothing else! As if I don't need to know what they look like!
Seems these days, men like that no longer exist! I would say in my area but I would be lying as I have a lot of travelling men to my area.
I have no idea where everything/everyone went to shit
It's not easy is it,I'm starting to see the opposite sex as being alien. I don't want anything at the moment though so I'm not too bothered."I've even tried dating sites and they are just as bad, no idea how to have a conversation, I think celibacy is on the cards for me unfortunately  | |||
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"Yep it scared the life out of me when that chocolate moved off my posh footstool and down my throat I tell ya." It wasnt a ghost, it was your own mind  | |||
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"Oh, where have you beeeeeen. Hello xx Yoohoo,I can't tell you where I've been it's top secret and highly sensitive Autumn. I can do secret and sensitive. Take me with you next time "
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" How's your love/sex life? Over two years without and still counting unfortunately
BLOODY HELL woman what we going to do with you! We're going to have to get you a sandwich board with your requirements written on it and send you out walking the streets.
Hey I don't actually ask for a lot! I just need sexual attraction, with single respectful men who don't lead their conversation with a cock pic and nothing else! As if I don't need to know what they look like!
Seems these days, men like that no longer exist! I would say in my area but I would be lying as I have a lot of travelling men to my area.
I have no idea where everything/everyone went to shit
It's not easy is it,I'm starting to see the opposite sex as being alien. I don't want anything at the moment though so I'm not too bothered.
I've even tried dating sites and they are just as bad, no idea how to have a conversation, I think celibacy is on the cards for me unfortunately "Men are just moany buggers anyway,we're better off without them draining the life and soul out of us. That's just between you and me obviously. | |||
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"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please. I have plenty alcahol. You're welcome to it. People keep buying it for me and I don't drink. Help yourself....... I did have Cadbury's mini chocolate fingers. But I found a cure for it..... Why do people keep buying you it if you don't drink? They don't know me as well as they think they do. I did used to drink rather a lot though.
Well I'm sure your body and mind thanks you for not doing any more."Indeed they do..... | |||
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" How's your love/sex life? Over two years without and still counting unfortunately
BLOODY HELL woman what we going to do with you! We're going to have to get you a sandwich board with your requirements written on it and send you out walking the streets.
Hey I don't actually ask for a lot! I just need sexual attraction, with single respectful men who don't lead their conversation with a cock pic and nothing else! As if I don't need to know what they look like!
Seems these days, men like that no longer exist! I would say in my area but I would be lying as I have a lot of travelling men to my area.
I have no idea where everything/everyone went to shit
It's not easy is it,I'm starting to see the opposite sex as being alien. I don't want anything at the moment though so I'm not too bothered.
I've even tried dating sites and they are just as bad, no idea how to have a conversation, I think celibacy is on the cards for me unfortunately
Men are just moany buggers anyway, we're better off without them draining the life and soul out of us. That's just between you and me obviously."But....I do want to have sex, I'm just not bloody getting any
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" How's your love/sex life? Over two years without and still counting unfortunately
BLOODY HELL woman what we going to do with you! We're going to have to get you a sandwich board with your requirements written on it and send you out walking the streets.
Hey I don't actually ask for a lot! I just need sexual attraction, with single respectful men who don't lead their conversation with a cock pic and nothing else! As if I don't need to know what they look like!
Seems these days, men like that no longer exist! I would say in my area but I would be lying as I have a lot of travelling men to my area.
I have no idea where everything/everyone went to shit
It's not easy is it,I'm starting to see the opposite sex as being alien. I don't want anything at the moment though so I'm not too bothered.
I've even tried dating sites and they are just as bad, no idea how to have a conversation, I think celibacy is on the cards for me unfortunately
Men are just moany buggers anyway, we're better off without them draining the life and soul out of us. That's just between you and me obviously.
But....I do want to have sex, I'm just not bloody getting any
Oh and yes, nobody else can see our conversation "I've not had sex since last October,I've forgotten what's what. Sex is all a carry on anyway,I just can't be bothered shaving my legs for it. I'm watching Sex tape on channel 4 at the mo,sex reacts problems which I can do without right now. | |||
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"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please." I've got loads of booze, and loads of chocolate. | |||
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"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please. I've got loads of booze, and loads of chocolate." But...do you like sharing? | |||
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"Alright treacle? Hope you've been keeping well. Mwah
P"Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic. | |||
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Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic."Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question  | |||
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"Alright treacle? Hope you've been keeping well. Mwah
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Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic.
Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question "I'm actually cringing right now... | |||
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"Well...I would have fabbed that lol" Yeah I liked his penis as well. | |||
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"Alright treacle? Hope you've been keeping well. Mwah
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Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic.
Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question
I'm actually cringing right now... "No need to cringe, be proud! | |||
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"Alright treacle? Hope you've been keeping well. Mwah
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Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic.
Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question
I'm actually cringing right now...
No need to cringe, be proud! "Bloody pic moderators told me to change it back didn't they,cheeky buggers! | |||
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"Alright treacle? Hope you've been keeping well. Mwah
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Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic.
Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question
I'm actually cringing right now...
No need to cringe, be proud!
Bloody pic moderators told me to change it back didn't they,cheeky buggers!"Ha! Yeah yeah I believe ya | |||
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"Alright treacle? Hope you've been keeping well. Mwah
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Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic.
Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question
I'm actually cringing right now...
No need to cringe, be proud!
Bloody pic moderators told me to change it back didn't they,cheeky buggers!
Ha! Yeah yeah I believe ya "Well you know I wouldn't tell porkies to you chick would I,cough cough. | |||
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"Alright treacle? Hope you've been keeping well. Mwah
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Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic.
Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question
I'm actually cringing right now...
No need to cringe, be proud!
Bloody pic moderators told me to change it back didn't they,cheeky buggers!
Ha! Yeah yeah I believe ya
Well you know I wouldn't tell porkies to you chick would I,cough cough."And I've never farted in my life | |||
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"Alright treacle? Hope you've been keeping well. Mwah
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Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic.
Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question
I'm actually cringing right now...
No need to cringe, be proud!
Bloody pic moderators told me to change it back didn't they,cheeky buggers!
Ha! Yeah yeah I believe ya
Well you know I wouldn't tell porkies to you chick would I,cough cough.
And I've never farted in my life "That's cos you're a lady in it. | |||
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"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please. I've got loads of booze, and loads of chocolate. But...do you like sharing?" I'd share with you. | |||
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"distraction from you lunatics. Or alcohol if you have any spare and chocolate of course. Distract the knickers out of me...please. I've got loads of booze, and loads of chocolate. But...do you like sharing? I'd share with you." Ta very much. | |||
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"Alright treacle? Hope you've been keeping well. Mwah
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Hello my little chicken,yeah you know dealing with life and all that thankyou. Ooh I think all us ladies should change our avatars to the same as yours,I have a similar pic.
Do it! Is it the same penis tho, that's the burning question
I'm actually cringing right now...
No need to cringe, be proud!
Bloody pic moderators told me to change it back didn't they,cheeky buggers!
Ha! Yeah yeah I believe ya
Well you know I wouldn't tell porkies to you chick would I,cough cough.
And I've never farted in my life
That's cos you're a lady in it. "Yes bruuuuuuv | |||
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