FabSwingers.com forum: 90% of forumites won't get this reference

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I was younger, I maturbated thrice daily, I believed I was doing this in secret.

One day the people of my neighbourhood started calling me flashy, I couldn't figure out why. I was poor, slow and humble.

I'm not flashy.

I spoke to an old neighbour of mine last week, I asked him about the nickname, and don't think I'd never asked before.

He laughed, "all right flashy, I'll tell you"

I waited with baited breath.

"You see, three times a day the street light outside your bedroom window would flash, for five minutes at a time. No one could figure it out until one day an engineer was up the lamppost train' to fix it as the light started flashing"

I blushed knowing what he would say next.

"He was watching the bulb but turned away, something in your bedroom caught his eye... He looked in shock as every stroke of your tiny pecker made the light blink"

So my question is, how high do you wear your stockings?