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Do I look like I could be bought? What's your weirdest offer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well that was a new offer haha

Turn down a discreet bj cause as my profile says I'm straight to only get offerd money to let him suck it well damm call me caramel jiggalo from now on. What's the weirdest thing anyone has offerd you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To pay ME £20 a room to clean my house with him wearing my knickers whilst I follow him around whipping his arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To pay ME £20 a room to clean my house with him wearing my knickers whilst I follow him around whipping his arse. "

Well damm yours beats mine haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£50 for a man to come and sit in my dog cage and be ignored..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"£50 for a man to come and sit in my dog cage and be ignored.. "

Just ignored wouldn't he get bored?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and £50 to use someone as a toilet I’ve had loads of weird ones like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£50 for a man to come and sit in my dog cage and be ignored.. "

Dying to laugh but we mustn’t judge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£50 for a man to come and sit in my dog cage and be ignored..

Just ignored wouldn't he get bored? "

No idea.. he wanted to do this as a regular thing.. I never found out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£50 for a man to come and sit in my dog cage and be ignored..

Dying to laugh but we mustn’t judge "

To be fair I was tempted.. ha ha however maybe not in my actual home!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£50 for a man to come and sit in my dog cage and be ignored..

Dying to laugh but we mustn’t judge

To be fair I was tempted.. ha ha however maybe not in my actual home!!! "

Well at least I got a nice clean house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"£50 for a man to come and sit in my dog cage and be ignored..

Dying to laugh but we mustn’t judge

To be fair I was tempted.. ha ha however maybe not in my actual home!!! "

Take a wee pop up cage with you just leave him in random places haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once said they'd get me a coffee if I met them. Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To pay ME £20 a room to clean my house with him wearing my knickers whilst I follow him around whipping his arse. "

If I knew him I'd be fine with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once said they'd get me a coffee if I met them. Wtf"

Bloody weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To pay ME £20 a room to clean my house with him wearing my knickers whilst I follow him around whipping his arse.

If I knew him I'd be fine with this "

Haha has this given you an idea

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"To pay ME £20 a room to clean my house with him wearing my knickers whilst I follow him around whipping his arse. "

What time is he coming round then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To pay ME £20 a room to clean my house with him wearing my knickers whilst I follow him around whipping his arse.

What time is he coming round then? "

I’m not good with that. Can you come and do the whipping for me?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I must look boring as feck!

I just get offered money for sex!

No cleaning in knickers - no sitting in dog cages!

Where am I going wrong?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

To wrap me in clingfilm before we have sex

To boot him in the balls as hard as I can

Lots of weird illegal shit that we're not allowed to mention

Wear his sisters underwear

Not the same chap I must add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To pay ME £20 a room to clean my house with him wearing my knickers whilst I follow him around whipping his arse.

If I knew him I'd be fine with this

Haha has this given you an idea "

Defo.. this could be my new thing!!!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"To pay ME £20 a room to clean my house with him wearing my knickers whilst I follow him around whipping his arse.

What time is he coming round then?

I’m not good with that. Can you come and do the whipping for me? "

Sure - as long as he does mine afterwards! Can he keep your knickers on though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To pay ME £20 a room to clean my house with him wearing my knickers whilst I follow him around whipping his arse.

What time is he coming round then?

I’m not good with that. Can you come and do the whipping for me?

Sure - as long as he does mine afterwards! Can he keep your knickers on though? "

Haha. Of course

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"To pay ME £20 a room to clean my house with him wearing my knickers whilst I follow him around whipping his arse.

What time is he coming round then?

I’m not good with that. Can you come and do the whipping for me?

Sure - as long as he does mine afterwards! Can he keep your knickers on though?

Haha. Of course "

Excellent! No need to ruin mine too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To wrap me in clingfilm before we have sex

To boot him in the balls as hard as I can

Lots of weird illegal shit that we're not allowed to mention

Wear his sisters underwear

Not the same chap I must add "

Yeah I’ve had a few I couldn’t even mention. One actually made me feel so ill that I deleted my whole profile within 20 seconds

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"To wrap me in clingfilm before we have sex

To boot him in the balls as hard as I can

Lots of weird illegal shit that we're not allowed to mention

Wear his sisters underwear

Not the same chap I must add

Yeah I’ve had a few I couldn’t even mention. One actually made me feel so ill that I deleted my whole profile within 20 seconds "

Well I DID think it was a little surprising when I read about your love of felching and ‘2 girls one cup’ on your last profile tbh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To wrap me in clingfilm before we have sex

To boot him in the balls as hard as I can

Lots of weird illegal shit that we're not allowed to mention

Wear his sisters underwear

Not the same chap I must add

Yeah I’ve had a few I couldn’t even mention. One actually made me feel so ill that I deleted my whole profile within 20 seconds

Well I DID think it was a little surprising when I read about your love of felching and ‘2 girls one cup’ on your last profile tbh! "

Thanks for making me have to google both those things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To wrap me in clingfilm before we have sex

To boot him in the balls as hard as I can

Lots of weird illegal shit that we're not allowed to mention

Wear his sisters underwear

Not the same chap I must add

Yeah I’ve had a few I couldn’t even mention. One actually made me feel so ill that I deleted my whole profile within 20 seconds

Well I DID think it was a little surprising when I read about your love of felching and ‘2 girls one cup’ on your last profile tbh!

Thanks for making me have to google both those things! "

I wish I had to Google them. I miss my innocence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To wrap me in clingfilm before we have sex

To boot him in the balls as hard as I can

Lots of weird illegal shit that we're not allowed to mention

Wear his sisters underwear

Not the same chap I must add "

Well damm your get some serious offers I'll hav to up my game haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and £50 to use someone as a toilet I’ve had loads of weird ones like that "

Yes me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To take me shoe shopping. As much as my inner high heel loving bitch was screaming to accept, I just didn't feel ok with getting a gift off a complete stranger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had no offers

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

A man did ask me if he could impregnate me.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"A man did ask me if he could impregnate me.

"

I had that one yesterday, but he said he wanted to "breed" me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man did ask me if he could impregnate me.

I had that one yesterday, but he said he wanted to "breed" me "

Good grief

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Someone once said they'd get me a coffee if I met them. Wtf"

I hope you reported him that's disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I clean with a maids outfit on every week for a woman £20 per room

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Well that was a new offer haha

Turn down a discreet bj cause as my profile says I'm straight to only get offerd money to let him suck it well damm call me caramel jiggalo from now on. What's the weirdest thing anyone has offerd you? "

Was offered £100 an hour to train submissives and slaves.

Was offered a free night in a hotel if I'd agree to meet with pics unseen and no social

Was offered £50 a pair for used pants.

Was offered a holiday in Spain.

Politely declined all.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"A man did ask me if he could impregnate me.

I had that one yesterday, but he said he wanted to "breed" me "

We're obviously prize sows.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Someone once said they'd get me a coffee if I met them. Wtf"

Hahaha, after coffeegate I now insist on paying for all cuppas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To take me shoe shopping. As much as my inner high heel loving bitch was screaming to accept, I just didn't feel ok with getting a gift off a complete stranger.

"

think of the loui's yiu could have had

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve had no offers "
Right let's think of a weird one I can send u so yiur no left out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well that was a new offer haha

Turn down a discreet bj cause as my profile says I'm straight to only get offerd money to let him suck it well damm call me caramel jiggalo from now on. What's the weirdest thing anyone has offerd you?

Well dam u getting spoiled haha

Was offered £100 an hour to train submissives and slaves.

Was offered a free night in a hotel if I'd agree to meet with pics unseen and no social

Was offered £50 a pair for used pants.

Was offered a holiday in Spain.

Politely declined all."

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"A man did ask me if he could impregnate me.

I had that one yesterday, but he said he wanted to "breed" me

We're obviously prize sows.

"

Actually I've had people ask to milk me as well. I must give off a cattle vibe

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"A man did ask me if he could impregnate me.

I had that one yesterday, but he said he wanted to "breed" me "

Had a guy tell me that. Not quite sure how that would work

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got offered £50 to let a guy massage my arse. I was flattered someone was willing to pay to touch my arse. Turned him down though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£1K to pretend to be a guy's wife for a weekend

£200 to stamp on a guy's balls until he cried

Neither offer tempted me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

All expenses paid trip to exotic locations. That's happened a few times (just the offer mind). One guy put a twist on it by not wanting to show his face before I met him at the airport for the trip he'd booked in just three days time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had no offers Right let's think of a weird one I can send u so yiur no left out "

Do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to cumcleanup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was £3000 for the night and that was on the Badoo dating app when I was single lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once said they'd get me a coffee if I met them. Wtf

I hope you reported him that's disgusting "

No I met him, I wasn't letting an offer like that go to waste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once said they'd get me a coffee if I met them. Wtf

Hahaha, after coffeegate I now insist on paying for all cuppas."

What's coffeegate?

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