FabSwingers.com forum: International Swingers Sign

By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

So whilst having a chat the other half and I decided there needs to be an international swingers sign so that we can recognise other swingers when out. Any thoughts on what I could be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the Starbucks sign but it’s a merman instead of mermaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what I do.

Wear a t-shirt that says "im a swinger" on the front, "fancy a fuck" on the back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A badge in the shape of a blue vase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some sort of secret dance would be a better idea.

A mix between the robot and air humping would be my first choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some sort of secret dance would be a better idea.

A mix between the robot and air humping would be my first choice "

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I thought there was jewellery to indicate, with multiple male and female charms to indicate preferences etc.?

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Some sort of secret dance would be a better idea.

A mix between the robot and air humping would be my first choice "

We will have to try that in the bar tonight and see if anyone responds lol

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Do what I do.

Wear a t-shirt that says "im a swinger" on the front, "fancy a fuck" on the back."

Subtle yet to the point, I like it

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I thought there was jewellery to indicate, with multiple male and female charms to indicate preferences etc.?"

Oh is there? Is there a handbook somewhere that explains it? Like a book for the recently swinging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do what I do.

Wear a t-shirt that says "im a swinger" on the front, "fancy a fuck" on the back."

Now that would make going out interesting!

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"A badge in the shape of a blue vase."

What’s the significance?

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I thought there was jewellery to indicate, with multiple male and female charms to indicate preferences etc.?

Oh is there? Is there a handbook somewhere that explains it? Like a book for the recently swinging?

Try Etsy for the jewellery, think that was where I saw it. Nay idea as to whether it is actually recognised either nationally or internationally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A badge in the shape of a blue vase.

What’s the significance?"

Swingers in the sixties/seventies used to leave a blue vase in their front window with a lamp on apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or just load up fab and wave your phone around?

plus the cheeky grin the accompanies it

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"A badge in the shape of a blue vase.

What’s the significance?

Swingers in the sixties/seventies used to leave a blue vase in their front window with a lamp on apparently

Ok so Roxanne leave your blue lamp on if you are up for swinging....I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A badge in the shape of a blue vase.

What’s the significance?

Swingers in the sixties/seventies used to leave a blue vase in their front window with a lamp on apparently

I'm never looking at my gran the same way

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"A badge in the shape of a blue vase.

What’s the significance?

Swingers in the sixties/seventies used to leave a blue vase in their front window with a lamp on apparently

I thought it was pampas grass growing in your front garden? Or is that just an urban legend??

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"or just load up fab and wave your phone around?

plus the cheeky grin the accompanies it

Cheeky grin - check

Fab on phone - check

Crazy waving the phone at people......more drinks needed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some sort of secret dance would be a better idea.

A mix between the robot and air humping would be my first choice

We will have to try that in the bar tonight and see if anyone responds lol"

If that gets you a shag I'll eat my flat cap.

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

The fish symbol on the back of their car, shows they are fishing for nsa fun.

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"The fish symbol on the back of their car, shows they are fishing for nsa fun.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

A deconstructed representation of a swing?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Calling international sexyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A badge in the shape of a blue vase.

What’s the significance?

Swingers in the sixties/seventies used to leave a blue vase in their front window with a lamp on apparently

I thought it was pampas grass growing in your front garden? Or is that just an urban legend?? "

Pampas grass doesn't grow well in the city. It must be a suburban legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or just load up fab and wave your phone around?

plus the cheeky grin the accompanies it

Cheeky grin - check

Fab on phone - check

Crazy waving the phone at people......more drinks needed lol"

How many are we talking?

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"or just load up fab and wave your phone around?

plus the cheeky grin the accompanies it

Cheeky grin - check

Fab on phone - check

Crazy waving the phone at people......more drinks needed lol

How many are we talking?

3 more, free pour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't a chameleon broach/ pendant / tattoo a cryptic message amongst pre web culture swingers ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if u spot someone whò wears this item or something does that mean u can just walk over and say hi and grab a boob ? Just checkin

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"So if u spot someone whò wears this item or something does that mean u can just walk over and say hi and grab a boob ? Just checkin

You are the reason we can’t have nice things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if u spot someone whò wears this item or something does that mean u can just walk over and say hi and grab a boob ? Just checkin

Interestingly I don't think there is any type of jewelry or body art that any woman can wear that reduces them from an individual to an object

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Seemingly doggers put an orange on their car dashboard...

I think we should sellotape an orange to our foreheads. Certain vocations such as trampoline instructor for example may need strong glue over sellotape....

But the principals there!

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Seemingly doggers put an orange on their car dashboard...

I think we should sellotape an orange to our foreheads. Certain vocations such as trampoline instructor for example may need strong glue over sellotape....

But the principals there!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

You see you have it all wrong.

I believe that it's down to people providing a sign to say they are not swinger's I assume everyone is a swinger until proven otherwise.

Maybe muggles could wear a t shirt with that simply says

" Vanilla'

On it.

That way we can separate the normal people from the non swinger's.

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"You see you have it all wrong.

I believe that it's down to people providing a sign to say they are not swinger's I assume everyone is a swinger until proven otherwise.

Maybe muggles could wear a t shirt with that simply says

" Vanilla'

On it.

That way we can separate the normal people from the non swinger's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if u spot someone whò wears this item or something does that mean u can just walk over and say hi and grab a boob ? Just checkin

You are the reason we can’t have nice things!"
awwww and i wanted my boob feeling too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS that Pampas grass is taking ages to grow, King Louie t shirts and the ankle bracelet aren't enough??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if u spot someone whò wears this item or something does that mean u can just walk over and say hi and grab a boob ? Just checkin

Interestingly I don't think there is any type of jewelry or body art that any woman can wear that reduces them from an individual to an object

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i object

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"FFS that Pampas grass is taking ages to grow, King Louie t shirts and the ankle bracelet aren't enough??"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"So whilst having a chat the other half and I decided there needs to be an international swingers sign so that we can recognise other swingers when out. Any thoughts on what I could be?"

There already is one.

The fish on the back of cars.

And in 69 (there's a clue) you could buy a dodge dart swinger

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By *uriousTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

She wears a QOS necklace occasionally, and an anklet... for those in the know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if u spot someone whò wears this item or something does that mean u can just walk over and say hi and grab a boob ? Just checkin

*finds all items listed*

I'm ready!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A badge in the shape of a blue vase.

What’s the significance?

Swingers in the sixties/seventies used to leave a blue vase in their front window with a lamp on apparently

I thought it was pampas grass growing in your front garden? Or is that just an urban legend?? "

The pampas grass is true apparently.

My neighbour had one .... a very worrying thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes crossed and held for 20 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A badge in the shape of a blue vase.

What’s the significance?

Swingers in the sixties/seventies used to leave a blue vase in their front window with a lamp on apparently

I thought it was pampas grass growing in your front garden? Or is that just an urban legend??

SThe pampas grass is true apparently.

My neighbour had one .... a very worrying thought! "

So then, it shall be - Ablue vase/urn with pampas grass in it with a metal chain girdling the vase. Sort of Greco/Romanesque classical look.

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"A badge in the shape of a blue vase.

What’s the significance?

Swingers in the sixties/seventies used to leave a blue vase in their front window with a lamp on apparently

I thought it was pampas grass growing in your front garden? Or is that just an urban legend??

SThe pampas grass is true apparently.

My neighbour had one .... a very worrying thought!

So then, it shall be - Ablue vase/urn with pampas grass in it with a metal chain girdling the vase. Sort of Greco/Romanesque classical look.

"
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What’s your quote for a design mock up?

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Flamingos and pineapple apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A badge in the shape of a blue vase.

What’s the significance?

Swingers in the sixties/seventies used to leave a blue vase in their front window with a lamp on apparently

I thought it was pampas grass growing in your front garden? Or is that just an urban legend??

SThe pampas grass is true apparently.

My neighbour had one .... a very worrying thought!

So then, it shall be - Ablue vase/urn with pampas grass in it with a metal chain girdling the vase. Sort of Greco/Romanesque classical look.

What’s your quote for a design mock up?

Let me get my crayons out lol

I work for non monetary rewards

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Flamingos and pineapple apparently"

That's America isn't it. Pink flamingo on the lawn or upside down pineapple in your shopping trolley (from another thread)

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Do what I do.

Wear a t-shirt that says "im a swinger" on the front, "fancy a fuck" on the back."

Bet that goes down well at the WI on Wed evening.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"or just load up fab and wave your phone around?

plus the cheeky grin the accompanies it

We got clocked in weatherspoons on FAB. The gentleman was to far away to read the specifics on the screen but he clearly recognised the colours and format of the web page. And his grin towards us definatly indicated he knew what we were upto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or just load up fab and wave your phone around?

plus the cheeky grin the accompanies it

That's hilarious ... I haven't got caught out in public yet

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Flamingos and pineapple apparently

That's America isn't it. Pink flamingo on the lawn or upside down pineapple in your shopping trolley (from another thread) "

I am American and had no clue. I might need to inform a few of my relatives to remove their lawn flamingos! Well unless they need to tell me something!

Wouldn’t be the first time I ran into a family member in a compromising situation with regards to alternative lifestyle choices

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"or just load up fab and wave your phone around?

plus the cheeky grin the accompanies it

I think at least one person has done the same with us lol

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"A badge in the shape of a blue vase.

What’s the significance?

Swingers in the sixties/seventies used to leave a blue vase in their front window with a lamp on apparently

I thought it was pampas grass growing in your front garden? Or is that just an urban legend??

SThe pampas grass is true apparently.

My neighbour had one .... a very worrying thought!

So then, it shall be - Ablue vase/urn with pampas grass in it with a metal chain girdling the vase. Sort of Greco/Romanesque classical look.

What’s your quote for a design mock up?

Let me get my crayons out lol

I work for non monetary rewards

I will await your invoice with baited breath

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Flamingos and pineapple apparently

That's America isn't it. Pink flamingo on the lawn or upside down pineapple in your shopping trolley (from another thread)

I am American and had no clue. I might need to inform a few of my relatives to remove their lawn flamingos! Well unless they need to tell me something!

Wouldn’t be the first time I ran into a family member in a compromising situation with regards to alternative lifestyle choices

Googling suggests that the flamingos are one potential sign. And the pineapple thing as well, especially as a door knocker, so keep an eye out as you walk down the street.

Also gnomes apparently!

I don't have a front garden so maybe the door knocker it is...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Do what I do.

Wear a t-shirt that says "im a swinger" on the front, "fancy a fuck" on the back."

I've got that t shirt

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Flamingos and pineapple apparently

That's America isn't it. Pink flamingo on the lawn or upside down pineapple in your shopping trolley (from another thread)

I am American and had no clue. I might need to inform a few of my relatives to remove their lawn flamingos! Well unless they need to tell me something!

Wouldn’t be the first time I ran into a family member in a compromising situation with regards to alternative lifestyle choices

Googling suggests that the flamingos are one potential sign. And the pineapple thing as well, especially as a door knocker, so keep an eye out as you walk down the street.

Also gnomes apparently!

I don't have a front garden so maybe the door knocker it is... "

Can you imagine someone creeping up to your door thinking they'd seen the sign...officer I swear the gnome was winking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've just chopped down my mum's pampas grass so maybe I should be placing it in a blue vase on my drive with gnomes, flamingos and pineapples

Peach x

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Flamingos and pineapple apparently

That's America isn't it. Pink flamingo on the lawn or upside down pineapple in your shopping trolley (from another thread)

I am American and had no clue. I might need to inform a few of my relatives to remove their lawn flamingos! Well unless they need to tell me something!

Wouldn’t be the first time I ran into a family member in a compromising situation with regards to alternative lifestyle choices

Googling suggests that the flamingos are one potential sign. And the pineapple thing as well, especially as a door knocker, so keep an eye out as you walk down the street.

Also gnomes apparently!

I don't have a front garden so maybe the door knocker it is...

Can you imagine someone creeping up to your door thinking they'd seen the sign...officer I swear the gnome was winking

Depends who was creeping

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Well I've just chopped down my mum's pampas grass so maybe I should be placing it in a blue vase on my drive with gnomes, flamingos and pineapples

Peach x"

I’m sure you will be the talk of the street!

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By *ightLee OP Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

QOS? I know that in my IT job it stands for quality of service but somehow I don't think that's a match

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Pineapples are less than half price in tesco, was so tempted to put one in my basket just now and see if owt happened

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Maybe a fish bowl full of car keys

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