FabSwingers.com forum: Fabs Friday night Bar

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The bar is open, pop in for a drink and a chat, who knows who you’ll bump into. The jukebox is in the corner so pick your songs and have a boogie if you wish,

Enjoy fabbers

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Double vodka martini 3 olives please.

Love Shack - B 52's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 bottles American ale deep already for a nice change!

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Can I have a ice cold glass of cola please Mr barman?

I will be just over there, warming up the dance floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cold prosecco please!! Someone warn Mr F....it could get messy!!

PT x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some good old Stella’s as back up. Came to wrong...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Coming right up!

Double vodka martini

Ales

Coke

Lorraine’s sorted the music for you nymph and mr P where ever you are don’t blame us :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice cold prosecco please!! Someone warn Mr F....it could get messy!!

PT x"

Is that a glass or bottle on ice ?

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Pint of Coffee porter please. Changeable weather at the mo, innit?? Just hailed here for about 10 minutes... hope it's nicer for the rest of the weekend, so Mr and I can get freaky :D

Anyone fancy a game of pool??

*loads up the weird jukebox with a quid*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiUTxo0YNzc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ieGSsWd8U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKgrplH2H7o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U319VzSqEU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMFjpvl8sJk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pornstar martini please

And Some American Rock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of Coffee porter please. Changeable weather at the mo, innit?? Just hailed here for about 10 minutes... hope it's nicer for the rest of the weekend, so Mr and I can get freaky :D

Anyone fancy a game of pool??

*loads up the weird jukebox with a quid*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiUTxo0YNzc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ieGSsWd8U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKgrplH2H7o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U319VzSqEU

Coffee porter pint ..

Sun is out up here let’s hope it stays that way !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pornstar martini please

And Some American Rock

There you go ma lovely,

Papa roach for some American rock ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pornstar martini please

And Some American Rock

There you go ma lovely,

Papa roach for some American rock ? "

Last resort would do mighty fine thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An IPA please Barkeep?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pornstar martini please

And Some American Rock

There you go ma lovely,

Papa roach for some American rock ?

Last resort would do mighty fine thank you "

Coming on next , better see you and fabbish on that dance floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An IPA please Barkeep?

Bottle or pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of Prosecco please

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Where’s Ash? The fab bar is Ash’s hit!

But I’ll have a Hendricks and tonic please

* waves at cheeky *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of white with ice please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where’s Ash? The fab bar is Ash’s hit!

But I’ll have a Hendricks and tonic please

* waves at cheeky *"

Pppppppppppphhhhhhhhhwwwwwoooooooaaaaarrrrr....waves back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of Prosecco please

And just one glass cheeky ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where’s Ash? The fab bar is Ash’s hit!

But I’ll have a Hendricks and tonic please

* waves at cheeky *"

Maybe he’s opening later, single or double ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Pina colada...Pina colada song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of George Michael please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of Prosecco please

And just one glass cheeky ? "

Just a straw please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pina colada...Pina colada song

Coming up, let’s see if that one is in the juke box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of Prosecco please

And just one glass cheeky ?

Just a straw please

Haha here you go guess I need a few more bottle in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bit of George Michael please

Beat sir to the juke box and get it on first

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

" Anyone fancy a game of pool?? "

I'm ace at Pool, prepare to lose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of George Michael please

Beat sir to the juke box and get it on first

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oh im sure he will be a gent and let a lady go first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real gone kid please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bit of George Michael please

Beat sir to the juke box and get it on first

oh im sure he will be a gent and let a lady go first

I’m sure he’ll have a dance with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a quick pornstar martini before I go out please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a quick pornstar martini before I go out please

Your already out if your in the bar haha, just the one for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a quick pornstar martini before I go out please

Your already out if your in the bar haha, just the one for now "

Sorry I meant out out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a quick pornstar martini before I go out please

Your already out if your in the bar haha, just the one for now

Sorry I meant out out

Out out out

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

" Anyone fancy a game of pool??

I'm ace at Pool, prepare to lose

*chalks tip and slams 50p on the table*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of George Michael please

Beat sir to the juke box and get it on first

oh im sure he will be a gent and let a lady go first

I’m sure he’ll have a dance with you

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will check my dance card and ask him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a quick pornstar martini before I go out please

Your already out if your in the bar haha, just the one for now

Sorry I meant out out

Out out out

In out and shake it all about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a quick pornstar martini before I go out please

Your already out if your in the bar haha, just the one for now

Sorry I meant out out

Out out out

In out and shake it all about

Is that your next song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a quick pornstar martini before I go out please

Your already out if your in the bar haha, just the one for now

Sorry I meant out out

Out out out

In out and shake it all about

Is that your next song

That was more my plans for later but I’m up for a bit of okey y if you are

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACfNv5dSNc0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a quick pornstar martini before I go out please

Your already out if your in the bar haha, just the one for now

Sorry I meant out out

Out out out

In out and shake it all about

Is that your next song

That was more my plans for later but I’m up for a bit of okey y if you are

OMG you can’t even say okey thingy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a quick pornstar martini before I go out please

Your already out if your in the bar haha, just the one for now

Sorry I meant out out

Out out out

In out and shake it all about

Is that your next song

That was more my plans for later but I’m up for a bit of okey y if you are

OMG you can’t even say okey thingy!!

I’m up for a wiggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a quick pornstar martini before I go out please

Your already out if your in the bar haha, just the one for now

Sorry I meant out out

Out out out

In out and shake it all about

Is that your next song

That was more my plans for later but I’m up for a bit of okey y if you are

OMG you can’t even say okey thingy!!

I’m up for a wiggle

Wiggle it just a little bit

That’s my next song

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Bit of George Michael please

Beat sir to the juke box and get it on first

oh im sure he will be a gent and let a lady go first

I’m sure he’ll have a dance with you

will check my dance card and ask him

Care to dance Kelly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bit of George Michael please

Beat sir to the juke box and get it on first

oh im sure he will be a gent and let a lady go first

I’m sure he’ll have a dance with you

will check my dance card and ask him

Care to dance Kelly?

Sir , kelly and Nora get wiggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit of George Michael please

Beat sir to the juke box and get it on first

oh im sure he will be a gent and let a lady go first

I’m sure he’ll have a dance with you

will check my dance card and ask him

Care to dance Kelly?

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as long as its a slow one please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice cold prosecco please!! Someone warn Mr F....it could get messy!!

PT x

Is that a glass or bottle on ice ? "

I want to be sensible and say just a glass please.... But as if!! Make it a nice chilled bottle please!!!

PT x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pornstar martini please

And Some American Rock

There you go ma lovely,

Papa roach for some American rock ?

Last resort would do mighty fine thank you

Coming on next , better see you and fabbish on that dance floor "

I'm here giving it my best Beyoncé moves!!!....

PT x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice cold prosecco please!! Someone warn Mr F....it could get messy!!

PT x

Is that a glass or bottle on ice ?

I want to be sensible and say just a glass please.... But as if!! Make it a nice chilled bottle please!!!

Well we have already warned mr P *pops the cork*

PT x"

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Where’s Ash? The fab bar is Ash’s hit!

But I’ll have a Hendricks and tonic please

* waves at cheeky *

Maybe he’s opening later, single or double ? "

Double please

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’ll have a quick pornstar martini before I go out please

Your already out if your in the bar haha, just the one for now

Sorry I meant out out

Out out OUT Nora?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I fancy a glass of rose wine.. have you got dancing in the moonlight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a large white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a large white wine please x "

Wine coming up,

Ask the dancers im sure they’ll find it for your

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where’s Ash? The fab bar is Ash’s hit!

But I’ll have a Hendricks and tonic please

* waves at cheeky *"

Yes he's been doing it for ages.

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