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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why don’t people read profiles

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Why don’t people read profiles

Coz I can't read and write but I can drive a tractor

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Because they get pictures provided by us lovely ladies. So they decide to try their luck, as if that's every got them anywhere in the past!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Coz I can't read and write but I can drive a tractor

Broom broom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because they get pictures provided by us lovely ladies. So they decide to try their luck, as if that's every got them anywhere in the past!

God bless everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

I know right..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

I know right..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Equally... why don’t people read our messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Equally... why don’t people read our messages

People are so bloody rood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

I see you deleted your whole bio

Follow the crowd bio the best and only way to do it boii

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Why don’t people read profiles

But her majesty have you not got other less important people to read your mail for you I would think your far to busy to be reading your own messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do, all the time. Sick and tired of reading them but I always do.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Why don’t people read profiles

Dunno, but I frequently get messages from people who either don't or seem to think that they're my girlfriend...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do, all the time. Sick and tired of reading them but I always do."

Why are you sick and tired of reading them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

But her majesty have you not got other less important people to read your mail for you I would think your far to busy to be reading your own messages

I’m an independent woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Dunno, but I frequently get messages from people who either don't or seem to think that they're my girlfriend... "

It’s annoying!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

I see you deleted your whole bio

Follow the crowd bio the best and only way to do it boii"

Mines the best

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Iz a sex sight luv. I grunt, u spred um. Iz da deal yo.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Why don’t people read profiles

But her majesty have you not got other less important people to read your mail for you I would think your far to busy to be reading your own messages

I’m an independent woman

Faf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know why I don't. I'm far too lazy. If I could be bothered to read my own profile it probably says that somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iz a sex sight luv. I grunt, u spred um. Iz da deal yo. "

You’ve never spoken truer words

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"Why don’t people read profiles

I see you deleted your whole bio

Follow the crowd bio the best and only way to do it boii

Mines the best "

Ha i bet you get twoce the amount of messages with your new bio

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know why I don't. I'm far too lazy. If I could be bothered to read my own profile it probably says that somewhere!

Why spend time reading profiles when I could spend that time shagging

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

I see you deleted your whole bio

Follow the crowd bio the best and only way to do it boii

Mines the best

Ha i bet you get twoce the amount of messages with your new bio"

I had a two hour nap and woke up with 17, I had had about 8 all day, so people actually do read profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Hey queen wanna travel to mine for some unsafe sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’ve no interest in meeting people. Set filters so people who you haven’t spoken with before can’t message you.

Or is that being too sensible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you’ve no interest in meeting people. Set filters so people who you haven’t spoken with before can’t message you.

Or is that being too sensible "

That’s far too sensible!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Hey queen wanna travel to mine for some unsafe sex?"

Yeah, I’ll just hop on my broom and fly over

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester

"If you’ve no interest in meeting people. Set filters so people who you haven’t spoken with before can’t message you.

Or is that being too sensible "

It’s sensible but it doesn’t boost their egos that way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Hey queen wanna travel to mine for some unsafe sex?

Yeah, I’ll just hop on my broom and fly over"

Haha perfect, I'll make some space in the cupboard for parking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Hey queen wanna travel to mine for some unsafe sex?

Yeah, I’ll just hop on my broom and fly over

Haha perfect, I'll make some space in the cupboard for parking"

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Why don’t people read profiles

Coz I can't read and write but I can drive a tractor

Do you have a brand new combine harvester?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Probably because most of them are bollocks.

Probably because most can’t be bothered to read a wall of text, craft an individual message and jump through all the hoops just to get deleted without reading.

Probably for the same reason a lot of women who moan about message don’t put a block on messages and do the searching themselves.

Who knows?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Probably because most of them are bollocks.

Probably because most can’t be bothered to read a wall of text, craft an individual message and jump through all the hoops just to get deleted without reading.

Probably for the same reason a lot of women who moan about message don’t put a block on messages and do the searching themselves.

Who knows?"

Could be anything!

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Why don’t people read profiles

I know right..

I got rid of mine in the hope that a few stark words about not meeting would reduce messages.

It didn't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

I know right..

I got rid of mine in the hope that a few stark words about not meeting would reduce messages.

It didn't.

A handful of people a day sent me messages and maybe two or three hadn’t bothered reading it. Now that I’ve opened my filters up and changed my profile, I realise just how many of them actually do read profiles

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"If you’ve no interest in meeting people. Set filters so people who you haven’t spoken with before can’t message you.

Or is that being too sensible "

I chat a lot in the forums and want other forumites to be able to message me.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Why don’t people read profiles

Coz I can't read and write but I can drive a tractor

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is it a red one

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Why don’t people read profiles

I know right..

I got rid of mine in the hope that a few stark words about not meeting would reduce messages.

It didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

new Profile is much better than this mornings … any hole is a goal a gem!

do nasal passages count ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read 'em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

I know right..

I got rid of mine in the hope that a few stark words about not meeting would reduce messages.

It didn't.

The majority of messages I get are from guys that have read it... they mostly start with "I know I'm not black..."

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

It is annoying we have started blocking now as it gets a bit daft may even have to put filters back on to stop the cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Equally... why don’t people read our messages

What came first, the not reading profiles or the not reading meassages?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"new Profile is much better than this mornings … any hole is a goal a gem!

do nasal passages count ?

Of course. By any hole, I mean ANY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Coz I can't read and write but I can drive a tractor

is it a red one

I heard it's got go faster stripes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

I know right..

I got rid of mine in the hope that a few stark words about not meeting would reduce messages.

It didn't.

The majority of messages I get are from guys that have read it... they mostly start with "I know I'm not black..."

But give me a chance!

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

Why people who write please read the profile and don't send one liners message you back with one liner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry never have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why people who write please read the profile and don't send one liners message you back with one liner? "

Dunno

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry never have

Rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Equally... why don’t people read our messages

People are so bloody rood"

Some are

Some aren't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stopped worrying about whether it's read or not. The delete button is quick and ruthless.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"Why don’t people read profiles

I see you deleted your whole bio

Follow the crowd bio the best and only way to do it boii

Mines the best

Ha i bet you get twoce the amount of messages with your new bio

I had a two hour nap and woke up with 17, I had had about 8 all day, so people actually do read profiles

So question amswered then. Unless people read if its what they want.. they message .. if its not they message anyway haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a cunning way to reduce new messages to zero.

Give me a bag of Murray Mints and I'll share.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stopped worrying about whether it's read or not. The delete button is quick and ruthless. "

Some people find it cathartic too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know a cunning way to reduce new messages to zero.

Give me a bag of Murray Mints and I'll share."

Is it to leave fab forever and ever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stopped worrying about whether it's read or not. The delete button is quick and ruthless.

Some people find it cathartic too."

Don’t you start bringing religion into this as well!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your update maybe I should try that because they seem incapable of reading mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a cunning way to reduce new messages to zero.

Give me a bag of Murray Mints and I'll share.

Is it to leave fab forever and ever?"

Ooh no, not that drastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stopped worrying about whether it's read or not. The delete button is quick and ruthless.

Some people find it cathartic too.

Don’t you start bringing religion into this as well!!"

Amen

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Cos it's Thier preference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Lot of fake ass plebs on here... Spoil it for the lads that actually enjoy meets and not just going to sit there wanking into their cornflakes.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Because not all are worth reading; there's thousands on here that i haven't read

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Lot of fake ass plebs on here... Spoil it for the lads that actually enjoy meets and not just going to sit there wanking into their cornflakes. "

Nobody spoils it for other people

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Why don’t people read profiles

Just read yours, thanks for making me laugh! Although you're being cruel to the 99yr olds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Just read yours, thanks for making me laugh! Although you're being cruel to the 99yr olds "

Gotta have a cut off somewhere (although I did think I had it to 99)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Lot of fake ass plebs on here... Spoil it for the lads that actually enjoy meets and not just going to sit there wanking into their cornflakes. "

and then eat or serve said cornflakes to their O.H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cos it's Thier preference

Now that made me snort. Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Just read yours, thanks for making me laugh! Although you're being cruel to the 99yr olds

Gotta have a cut off somewhere (although I did think I had it to 99) "

You didn't read your own profile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Just read yours, thanks for making me laugh! Although you're being cruel to the 99yr olds

Gotta have a cut off somewhere (although I did think I had it to 99)

You didn't read your own profile!

I’m the worst person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Just read yours, thanks for making me laugh! Although you're being cruel to the 99yr olds

Gotta have a cut off somewhere (although I did think I had it to 99)

You didn't read your own profile!

I’m the worst person "

Own it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uggg UGG oooh ah?.... Sorry the title mislead me into thinking it was a thread about speaking like a caveman.

Ugh! Ugh! Wabaashadonk!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I read profiles all the time but still don’t get a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Just read yours, thanks for making me laugh! Although you're being cruel to the 99yr olds

Gotta have a cut off somewhere (although I did think I had it to 99)

You didn't read your own profile!

I’m the worst person "

I tried reading your profile, 4 sentences too long. Young mind can't focus that long. Pfft I'm too old for you anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Just read yours, thanks for making me laugh! Although you're being cruel to the 99yr olds

Gotta have a cut off somewhere (although I did think I had it to 99)

You didn't read your own profile!

I’m the worst person

I tried reading your profile, 4 sentences too long. Young mind can't focus that long. Pfft I'm too old for you anyway

In reality you’re too young for me

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Why don’t people read profiles

What’s a profile?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

What about the 99 year olds? Way too picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Just read yours, thanks for making me laugh! Although you're being cruel to the 99yr olds

Gotta have a cut off somewhere (although I did think I had it to 99)

You didn't read your own profile!

I’m the worst person

I tried reading your profile, 4 sentences too long. Young mind can't focus that long. Pfft I'm too old for you anyway

In reality you’re too young for me

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Maybe a few months younger, sure be grand big sis, is there a tesco special offer on atm ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Because some profiles are a mile long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had the word parrot on mine for the past week and still getting the same amount of messages!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Just read yours, thanks for making me laugh! Although you're being cruel to the 99yr olds

Gotta have a cut off somewhere (although I did think I had it to 99)

You didn't read your own profile!

I’m the worst person

I tried reading your profile, 4 sentences too long. Young mind can't focus that long. Pfft I'm too old for you anyway

In reality you’re too young for me

Maybe a few months younger, sure be grand big sis, is there a tesco special offer on atm ?

You’re nine years too young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drives us crazy!

And the usual age is only a number just give us a try and I'll show you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because that would require effort, and as we keep being told, this is just a sex site (sarcasm) so effort isn't required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Just read yours, thanks for making me laugh! Although you're being cruel to the 99yr olds

Gotta have a cut off somewhere (although I did think I had it to 99)

You didn't read your own profile!

I’m the worst person

I tried reading your profile, 4 sentences too long. Young mind can't focus that long. Pfft I'm too old for you anyway

In reality you’re too young for me

Maybe a few months younger, sure be grand big sis, is there a tesco special offer on atm ?

You’re nine years too young

I was gonna say a decade, cuz I know you had it set at 30

oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand what you put when you don't read someone's profile personally, other than a genetic how are you? What you into? etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't understand what you put when you don't read someone's profile personally, other than a genetic how are you? What you into? etc. "

Jeez...I have to find someone with the right DNA now??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't understand what you put when you don't read someone's profile personally, other than a genetic how are you? What you into? etc. "

Hi can I phone you and talk about my sister and cum for you

Hi can I dominate you

Hi can you dominate me

Hi are you into anything bad?

Hi I like fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't understand what you put when you don't read someone's profile personally, other than a genetic how are you? What you into? etc.

Jeez...I have to find someone with the right DNA now??

Yeah, there's a new search filter by blood type now. It's all the rage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't understand what you put when you don't read someone's profile personally, other than a genetic how are you? What you into? etc.

Hi can I phone you and talk about my sister and cum for you

Hi can I dominate you

Hi can you dominate me

Hi are you into anything bad?

Hi I like fun

Hi"

Lego Star wars and chill?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't understand what you put when you don't read someone's profile personally, other than a genetic how are you? What you into? etc.

Hi can I phone you and talk about my sister and cum for you

Hi can I dominate you

Hi can you dominate me

Hi are you into anything bad?

Hi I like fun

Lego Star wars and chill? "

Don’t even joke, I play the Lego games on the Xbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't understand what you put when you don't read someone's profile personally, other than a genetic how are you? What you into? etc.

Hi can I phone you and talk about my sister and cum for you

Hi can I dominate you

Hi can you dominate me

Hi are you into anything bad?

Hi I like fun

Hi"

Jesus, I'm so glad I'm not a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t people read profiles

Just read yours, thanks for making me laugh! Although you're being cruel to the 99yr olds

Gotta have a cut off somewhere (although I did think I had it to 99)

You didn't read your own profile!

I’m the worst person

I tried reading your profile, 4 sentences too long. Young mind can't focus that long. Pfft I'm too old for you anyway

In reality you’re too young for me

Maybe a few months younger, sure be grand big sis, is there a tesco special offer on atm ?

You’re nine years too young

Also if we go by point of conception the age Gap is closer yeet

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