FabSwingers.com forum: Slip of the Tongue

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tra just said "Desecrated Coconut"

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Tra just said "Desecrated Coconut"

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My god, what on earth was done to this coconut...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my brothers ex once complained that her chips tasted 'potatoey'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tra just said "Desecrated Coconut"

tuttttt ....... everyone knows it's decimated.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"my brothers ex once complained that her chips tasted 'potatoey'"
Thats bloody funny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and a mates missus, whilst watching a football match with him, and seeing some supporters waving bananas at one of the opposing black players, asked my mate, why they were doing that. 'is it because he doesnt like bananas?'

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

its decimalised surely

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What's the difference between oral sex and the Mafia?

One slip of the tongue and yer in the shit.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Wouldn't it be a bounty if they were cocoanuts?

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

one for soapy

lady goes to the doctors

dr dr my pussy tastes of coconut

wel its bountae lassie ( scotish accent)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between oral sex and the Mafia?

One slip of the tongue and yer in the shit. "

Aint it shit when you think of summmat n see someones posted it before you.........if yer no fast yer last!

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

What's the difference between oral sex and the Mafia?

One slip of the tongue and yer in the shit.

Aint it shit when you think of summmat n see someones posted it before you.........if yer no fast yer last!"

I thought that it should be 'what have the mafia and oral sex got in common?' or is it me being pedantic

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"Tra just said "Desecrated Coconut"

tuttttt ....... everyone knows it's decimated. "

ohhhh 1 in ten have been killed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

What's the difference between oral sex and the Mafia?

One slip of the tongue and yer in the shit. "

Isn't that a similarity rather than a difference. Member of the AJTDA

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

What's the difference between oral sex and the Mafia?

One slip of the tongue and yer in the shit.

Aint it shit when you think of summmat n see someones posted it before you.........if yer no fast yer last!

I thought that it should be 'what have the mafia and oral sex got in common?' or is it me being pedantic

You calling me pedantic ? Hey Hey Hey ?

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

What's the difference between oral sex and the Mafia?

One slip of the tongue and yer in the shit.

Aint it shit when you think of summmat n see someones posted it before you.........if yer no fast yer last!

I thought that it should be 'what have the mafia and oral sex got in common?' or is it me being pedantic

You calling me pedantic ? Hey Hey Hey ? "

I would never dream of saying anything against you Granny - God forbid!

I did think the same thing as you though

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I noticed! We were probably separated at birth .. peas in a pod.... I miss you so much

Are you a bloke?

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"I noticed! We were probably separated at birth .. peas in a pod.... I miss you so much

Are you a bloke?"

Just ask mrshields granny - u'll find I'm so not a bloke but I am from the liverpool area and I was in foster care as a baby so maybe I was swapped and we are related lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I noticed! We were probably separated at birth .. peas in a pod.... I miss you so much

Are you a bloke?

Just ask mrshields granny - u'll find I'm so not a bloke but I am from the liverpool area and I was in foster care as a baby so maybe I was swapped and we are related lol"

There's always a maybe but the bit I can't work out is ....

If you were born in Liverpool how did your mum keep her legs crossed till I was born in Birmingham ?

We are not twinned after all

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"I noticed! We were probably separated at birth .. peas in a pod.... I miss you so much

Are you a bloke?

Just ask mrshields granny - u'll find I'm so not a bloke but I am from the liverpool area and I was in foster care as a baby so maybe I was swapped and we are related lol

There's always a maybe but the bit I can't work out is ....

If you were born in Liverpool how did your mum keep her legs crossed till I was born in Birmingham ?

We are not twinned after all

pmsl - yeah, you have a point there, aww sad now ur not my long lost sister - was gonna ask if you knew who my da was lmao

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