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By *aceytop OP   Woman
over a year ago

from a town near you

shoot the dog,

this week eaten the last pair of wellies i had

buried 3 bones,in my planters

1 teddy

half a french loaf

and now hes just run off withhalf a packet ginger nuts

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

But can it put up shelves for you?

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By *aceytop OP   Woman
over a year ago

from a town near you

No and he cant make coffee or close the flaming door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah but at least mine wants to curl up near me tonight, when no other fekker does

At least dogs can be faithful, and don't care if you are emotional and haven't shaved your legs.

At least they don't boast about their romantic meal to you that they are having with someone else!

At least they don't lose the fucking card you give them, cos its so fucking meaningless...

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

And they can keep the bed warm at night

And let you know the post man is coming before he knocks on the door with a parcel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to get a cat...

or is that verboten for you dog lovers?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I want to get a cat...

or is that verboten for you dog lovers? "
Do you HAVE to use foreign words???

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By *aceytop OP   Woman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"I want to get a cat...

or is that verboten for you dog lovers? "
no all furry little friends welcome,i loves him realy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to get a cat...

or is that verboten for you dog lovers? "

No my Siamese cat has been extra attentive this evening... animals always know when you need a little extra affection from them, and do it in the simplist way- cuddles!

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By *obby ShaftaMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

Ginger's nuts he shouldn't have left them lying around!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Well, my cat has driven me nuts today! So think again lol!

Likes the sound of his own voice, can steal things you thought they couldn't see, can and does try and climb curtains or tries to jump on the TV and I haven't even mentioned when he has a mad half hour in the mornings, when I am still half asleep...does anyone want mine???

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"No and he cant make coffee or close the flaming door"

oh dear, who set the door on fire?

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By *aceytop OP   Woman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"No and he cant make coffee or close the flaming door

oh dear, who set the door on fire?"
i was being a lady there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to get a cat...

or is that verboten for you dog lovers? Do you HAVE to use foreign words???"

How else will I persevere my superiority complex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to get a cat...

or is that verboten for you dog lovers?

No my Siamese cat has been extra attentive this evening... animals always know when you need a little extra affection from them, and do it in the simplist way- cuddles!"

wish I had a cat like that -.-

where are you cat!

I like the tabby cats, they are awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to get a cat..

wish I had a cat like that -.-

where are you cat!

I like the tabby cats, they are awesome"

I have 2 ginger tabbys as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah but at least mine wants to curl up near me tonight, when no other fekker does

At least dogs can be faithful, and don't care if you are emotional and haven't shaved your legs.

At least they don't boast about their romantic meal to you that they are having with someone else!

At least they don't lose the fucking card you give them, cos its so fucking meaningless...

"

Awwww...

Im faithfull and loyal and housetrained...

I shut doors and make tea and cook...

I dont lose important things...

Im snuggly and...

If you are nice to me... I'll share my bone...

Hugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shoot the dog,

this week eaten the last pair of wellies i had

buried 3 bones,in my planters

1 teddy

half a french loaf

and now hes just run off withhalf a packet ginger nuts"

It could be worse! The neighbours dog shagged a hedgehog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shoot the dog,

this week eaten the last pair of wellies i had

buried 3 bones,in my planters

1 teddy

half a french loaf

and now hes just run off withhalf a packet ginger nuts

It could be worse! The neighbours dog shagged a hedgehog! "

See, either that is untrue and your neighbor’s dog got an involuntary circumcision , or else the hedgehog slut thought it was a hedgedog.

Hedgehogs are supposed to roll into a ball when confronted.

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Yeah probly just scratching his town halls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex txted last night to see if i wanted our dog back......

so called ex went in the fridge to get some milk and the dog nicked the leg of lamb....

So what is it my fault did i leave the fridge open?

Umm nah you can keep him xx

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