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"Spotted this thread a few days ago and was good fun. Can’t take credit as it wasn’t my idea. But would be good to keep it going! " make him a cup of tea as I pass x | |||
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"Spotted this thread a few days ago and was good fun. Can’t take credit as it wasn’t my idea. But would be good to keep it going! make him a cup of tea as I pass x" Definitely a coffee man, milk and two | |||
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"Spoon feed him angel delight in a room full of pink teddy bears with Aqua ~ Barbie girl playing in the background " ?????????? this is the winner, I’m closing the thread haha | |||
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"Teach him a few tricks " Take you for dinner initially. | |||
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"Teach him a few tricks " Make luv | |||
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"Purchase a drink and talk about many things" Likewise! | |||
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"Purchase a drink and talk about many things" Drink and talk about the first thing that pops up | |||
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"Purchase a drink and talk about many things Drink and talk about the first thing that pops up " You can sit in the first thing that pops up | |||
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"Purchase a drink and talk about many things Drink and talk about the first thing that pops up " Have cocktails with | |||
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"Purchase a drink and talk about many things Drink and talk about the first thing that pops up " Nothing as I don’t fulfil her criteria | |||
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"Purchase a drink and talk about many things Drink and talk about the first thing that pops up Nothing as I don’t fulfil her criteria " Doc! xx | |||
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"Purchase a drink and talk about many things Drink and talk about the first thing that pops up Nothing as I don’t fulfil her criteria Doc! xx" Sad but true x | |||
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"Pint and see" Play a game of naked kerplunk | |||
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"Pint and see Play a game of naked kerplunk " Right up my street. Do you have one | |||
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"Dicuss what weights she does to get an arse that tight. " Don t do weights just clench | |||
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"I spy " Call action on the shutter board | |||
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"Pint and see Play a game of naked kerplunk Right up my street. Do you have one " A street? Yes, there's one in Suffolk named after me - Girth Minge Fire Boulevard ...it's where you'll find the 'Cock Inn' public house. It's a lovely little watering hole... ...do you have one of those? | |||
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"Join the night out " Go to the local Pink Flamingo club, and do The locomotion | |||
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"Join the night out Go to the local Pink Flamingo club, and do The locomotion " Dance all night | |||
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"Play footsie under the dinner table and tease him with ice cubes over my nipple/s whilst sat directly opposite " This was meant for tallguy | |||
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"Poor _ilth500. I'll play footsey with you dude " I'd hold his beer for him | |||
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"Burn " Slow passionate kissing to start x | |||
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"Poor _ilth500. I'll play footsey with you dude I'd hold his beer for him" Give you some tan for your bottom | |||
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"Poor _ilth500. I'll play footsey with you dude I'd hold his beer for him Give you some tan for your bottom " Play naked twister | |||
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"Poor _ilth500. I'll play footsey with you dude I'd hold his beer for him Give you some tan for your bottom Play naked twister " Take his girth | |||
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"Poor _ilth500. I'll play footsey with you dude I'd hold his beer for him Give you some tan for your bottom Play naked twister " Lots of naughty fun | |||
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"Poor _ilth500. I'll play footsey with you dude I'd hold his beer for him Give you some tan for your bottom Play naked twister Take his girth " Take my girth | |||
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"Poor _ilth500. I'll play footsey with you dude I'd hold his beer for him Give you some tan for your bottom Play naked twister Spin the twister thing majigy Lots of naughty fun " | |||
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"Nowt wrong with a pasty bottom" I’m a stickler for consistency | |||
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"Nowt wrong with a pasty bottom I’m a stickler for consistency " Some full casper is okay just not white bits | |||
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"Complimenting him on his body over a drink but I fear I would not be his type for anything else." Enjoy this ladies company and soft ckisses and a cwtch | |||
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"Poor _ilth500. I'll play footsey with you dude I'd hold his beer for him Give you some tan for your bottom Play naked twister Take his girth Take my girth " May I take your nipples first | |||
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"Snog " Snog and make sensual love to | |||
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"Snog and make sensual love to " FAF? | |||
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"Snog and make sensual love to FAF? " lick her cheeks | |||
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"Snog and make sensual love to FAF? lick her cheeks" Pull his finger | |||
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"Snog and make sensual love to FAF? " Now thst would be telling... Don't want to spoil the suspense.... Though with a body like thst I definitely wouldn't get bored.. | |||
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"Snog and make sensual love to FAF? lick her cheeks Pull his finger " Start from the missus sexy little toes and work my way up... | |||
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"Drink a pint until a woman came in" Talk about star wars | |||
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"Drink a pint until a woman came in Talk about star wars" | |||
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"Swap fab stories" Hold his beer | |||
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"Swap fab stories Hold his beer " Pint and a game of pool. | |||
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"Swap fab stories Hold his beer " No roofies though | |||
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"Nowt wrong with a pasty bottom I’m a stickler for consistency Some full casper is okay just not white bits " I’m full Casper myself so yes | |||
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"Nowt wrong with a pasty bottom I’m a stickler for consistency Some full casper is okay just not white bits I’m full Casper myself so yes " Means can leave a nice hand print on that bum | |||
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"Nowt wrong with a pasty bottom I’m a stickler for consistency Some full casper is okay just not white bits I’m full Casper myself so yes " From head to toe....full attention from my hands and mouth | |||
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"Nowt wrong with a pasty bottom I’m a stickler for consistency Some full casper is okay just not white bits I’m full Casper myself so yes Means can leave a nice hand print on that bum " im no slave so im not holding ya beer | |||
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"Nowt wrong with a pasty bottom I’m a stickler for consistency Some full casper is okay just not white bits I’m full Casper myself so yes Means can leave a nice hand print on that bum im no slave so im not holding ya beer" I ain't pulling yo finger then hmpf | |||
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"Take some less frightening pics " get on her bust | |||
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"Get on his bus! " Wow... From sexy little toe all the way up.. Spoiled rotten | |||
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"Nothing" Whatever she’d like. | |||
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"Nothing Whatever she’d like. " Give them a miss | |||
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"Nothing Whatever she’d like. " Provide you with a different towel that doesn't give the (avatar) image of you possessing a whopping great schlonker... | |||
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"Spank" Discuss the highs and lows of Darcey Bussell's career to date | |||
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"Lick his nose" rub her boobs as im wearing marigolds | |||
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"Get off his bus " Twang her suspenders | |||
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"Avoid" Refer to you as Ferdinand whilst humming the tune 'No You Girls' | |||
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"Avoid Refer to you as Ferdinand whilst humming the tune 'No You Girls' " Stick a mop handle up his bum and let him loose in my kitchen. | |||
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"Avoid Refer to you as Ferdinand whilst humming the tune 'No You Girls' Stick a mop handle up his bum and let him loose in my kitchen. " Play with those breasts! Hmmmm...... | |||
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"Avoid Refer to you as Ferdinand whilst humming the tune 'No You Girls' Stick a mop handle up his bum and let him loose in my kitchen. Play with those breasts! Hmmmm...... Dress them up as bunnies then get them to run around the garden as I use them for target practice with a dildo gun " | |||
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"Buy them a twix" Challenge you to a game of limbo | |||
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"Buy them a twix Challenge you to a game of limbo " Satiate your nymph requirements | |||
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"Buy them a twix Challenge you to a game of limbo Satiate your nymph requirements " shave his chest | |||
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"Share my biscuits" go the bookies | |||
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"Buy them a twix Challenge you to a game of limbo " Seek out the nymph in you | |||
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"Buy them a twix Challenge you to a game of limbo Seek out the nymph in you " Give her lots of kisses! | |||
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" Give her lots of kisses!" My mind says spank, I can be gentle | |||
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" Give her lots of kisses! My mind says spank, I can be gentle " I like spanking | |||
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"No pics so nothing." Tease | |||
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"On it like a car bonnet x" Grease the cogs | |||
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"On it like a car bonnet x" A bag of haribo & a 69 | |||
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"On it like a car bonnet x A bag of haribo & a 69 " Oooo I love haribos and 69 | |||
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"On it like a car bonnet x A bag of haribo & a 69 Oooo I love haribos and 69 " A G&T | |||
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"On it like a car bonnet x A bag of haribo & a 69 Oooo I love haribos and 69 " Who doesn’t? | |||
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"On it like a car bonnet x A bag of haribo & a 69 Oooo I love haribos and 69 A G&T" Spank | |||
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"Maul " Do my upmost to seduce... | |||
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"Maul " rub vix on her bum hole | |||
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"Maul rub vix on her bum hole " Pull his finger... | |||
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"On it like a car bonnet x A bag of haribo & a 69 Oooo I love haribos and 69 A G&T Spank" Yes please | |||
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"On it like a car bonnet x A bag of haribo & a 69 Oooo I love haribos and 69 A G&T Spank Yes please" Definite tease | |||
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"On it like a car bonnet x A bag of haribo & a 69 Oooo I love haribos and 69 A G&T Spank Yes please Definite tease" Thumb wrestle | |||
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"Maul rub vix on her bum hole " It stings abit but hey ho | |||
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"Maul rub vix on her bum hole It stings abit but hey ho" Flutter eyelashes at | |||
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"Maul rub vix on her bum hole It stings abit but hey ho Flutter eyelashes at " Paint your toe nails | |||
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"Naked Twister " Naked something | |||
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"Tag along on the pub crawl lol" Play naked twister | |||
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"Tag along on the pub crawl lol Play naked twister" I do love twister lol | |||
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"Tag along on the pub crawl lol Play naked twister I do love twister lol" It’s great for getting to know people | |||
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"Tag along on the pub crawl lol Play naked twister I do love twister lol It’s great for getting to know people " Exactly, but then again if someone wants to get to know me just ask questions lol | |||
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"Tag along on the pub crawl lol Play naked twister I do love twister lol It’s great for getting to know people Exactly, but then again if someone wants to get to know me just ask questions lol " Severely disappoint them | |||
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