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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

My friend just said...No woman will ever truly be satisfied on Valentine's Day because no man will have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money... Discuss!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Penis - Yes

Chocolate - no bothered

Money - to buy the Champagne

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

how about chocolate sauce and a penny stuck in the top

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"how about chocolate sauce and a penny stuck in the top "
the day spunk tastes of chocolate will be the day I ll start liking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend just said...No woman will ever truly be satisfied on Valentine's Day because no man will have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money... Discuss!! "

oops - just posted that on the Valentine thread. Sorry.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"My friend just said...No woman will ever truly be satisfied on Valentine's Day because no man will have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money... Discuss!!

oops - just posted that on the Valentine thread. Sorry. "
thought it would appeal to your sense of humour

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

chocolate im not bothered now a penis that shoots money now your talking

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Isn't a credit card easier to use though?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Isn't a credit card easier to use though?"
dont you think it would be painful if it was ejected from your cock?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

chocolate cock,chocolate credit card

yep works for me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Jay says to me it would work out cheaper for him to go to a regular hooker and at least be guaranteed sex then be with me

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead


"Isn't a credit card easier to use though?dont you think it would be painful if it was ejected from your cock?"

Not if it is a new wave to pay type one, where chip is embedded in the cock.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Isn't a credit card easier to use though?dont you think it would be painful if it was ejected from your cock?

Not if it is a new wave to pay type one, where chip is embedded in the cock."
ubiqitous computing, here we cum... I mean come

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

If chocolate cocks were for real, can you imagine how many Easter eggs the hens would lay?

How they would get the sweets inside and wrap in foil is beyond me.

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