FabSwingers.com forum: Saggy bollocks

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

It's a heat thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mean the kind that slap your arse when you're at it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

I thought that was your reason for posting

Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??

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over a year ago

"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

I thought that was your reason for posting

Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??

I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

I thought that was your reason for posting

Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??

I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?

Ask ... and no it doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you could lower your saggy bollocks into a loose vagina

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Do you mean the kind that slap your arse when you're at it x"

Oh i like them

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

I thought that was your reason for posting

Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??

I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?

I don't want to cause offence

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perhaps you could lower your saggy bollocks into a loose vagina

Do you think that would make a perfect full sack?

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

I thought that was your reason for posting

Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??

I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?

Ask ... and no it doesn't

Next question

That's blown that theory then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#allballsmatter

I’m trying to think back to the many men I’ve slept with (lol all four of them) and I can only really remember what my husbands balls look like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

I thought that was your reason for posting

Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??

I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?

I don't want to cause offence

How could we possibly

we are just asking a question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adult site"

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Mmmmm love low slung balls as they slap me ass being pumped mmmmm

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

""Adult site"

Quite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

I thought that was your reason for posting

Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??

I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?

Ask ... and no it doesn't

Next question

That's blown that theory then!

Oh bollocks!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

I thought that was your reason for posting

Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??

I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?

Ask ... and no it doesn't

Next question

That's blown that theory then!

Ooo blown... now you're talking

Tea-bagging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps you could lower your saggy bollocks into a loose vagina

Do you think that would make a perfect full sack?"

Not sure, but maybe a full fanny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"#allballsmatter

I’m trying to think back to the many men I’ve slept with (lol all four of them) and I can only really remember what my husbands balls look like

How could you forget?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"#allballsmatter

I’m trying to think back to the many men I’ve slept with (lol all four of them) and I can only really remember what my husbands balls look like

How could you forget?

Haven’t slept with anyone other than my husband in a year, and I dunno....I just haven’t thought about their balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

I thought that was your reason for posting

Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??

I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?

Ask ... and no it doesn't

Next question

That's blown that theory then!

Ooo blown... now you're talking

Tea-bagging?"

Call for,teabag...TEABAG

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perhaps you could lower your saggy bollocks into a loose vagina

Do you think that would make a perfect full sack?

Not sure, but maybe a full fanny."

I think you could be right here. Full fanny is a happy fanny. Right?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

I thought that was your reason for posting

Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??

I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?

Ask ... and no it doesn't

Next question

That's blown that theory then!

Ooo blown... now you're talking

Tea-bagging?

Call for,teabag...TEABAG

He'll cum soon enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"#allballsmatter

I’m trying to think back to the many men I’ve slept with (lol all four of them) and I can only really remember what my husbands balls look like

How could you forget?

Haven’t slept with anyone other than my husband in a year, and I dunno....I just haven’t thought about their balls

Surely 4 sets of balls must be unforgettable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"#allballsmatter

I’m trying to think back to the many men I’ve slept with (lol all four of them) and I can only really remember what my husbands balls look like

How could you forget?

Haven’t slept with anyone other than my husband in a year, and I dunno....I just haven’t thought about their balls

Surely 4 sets of balls must be unforgettable

One of their cocks was

And I’ve only forgotten three sets! I remember my husbands

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By *illing2016Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I wonder why no single men have responded

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"#allballsmatter

I’m trying to think back to the many men I’ve slept with (lol all four of them) and I can only really remember what my husbands balls look like

How could you forget?

Haven’t slept with anyone other than my husband in a year, and I dunno....I just haven’t thought about their balls

Surely 4 sets of balls must be unforgettable

One of their cocks was

And I’ve only forgotten three sets! I remember my husbands

Thank god for that

and the other cock, too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wonder why no single men have responded

Are you not single?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!

Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder why no single men have responded

One here bud

Definitely a heat thing come out a boiling shower boom saggy bollock well till you hit a cold breeze haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got “baggy trousers” stuck in my head now

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I’ve got “baggy trousers” stuck in my head now

Blow that sax!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got “baggy trousers” stuck in my head now

Saggy bollocks in baggy trousers

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I quite like a big heavy dangling pair actually

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By *illing2016Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"I wonder why no single men have responded

Are you not single?

Never sure if it is the man or woman (male or female) with a couples profile responding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I quite like a big heavy dangling pair actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when they dangle too much... It hurts so much when you accidentally sit on them

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I quite like a big heavy dangling pair actually

Get a hair drier on them ... they'll drop like lead balloons!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!

Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on!

Shall we find out if there are any such men on here?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!

Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on!

Shall we find out if there are any such men on here?

Damn

Shaved .. . Tick

But kinda warm at the moment so they're not up tight and personal

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!

Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on!

Shall we find out if there are any such men on here?

Damn

Shaved .. . Tick

But kinda warm at the moment so they're not up tight and personal "

Would you be willing to stand in a chilly room for me?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!

Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on!

Shall we find out if there are any such men on here?

Let’s!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!

Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on!

Shall we find out if there are any such men on here?

Damn

Shaved .. . Tick

But kinda warm at the moment so they're not up tight and personal

Would you be willing to stand in a chilly room for me?

Well .. since you ask nicely

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I like to rub them and make 3 wishes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!

Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on!

Shall we find out if there are any such men on here?

Let’s!

You've got a first volunteers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to rub them and make 3 wishes

And what happens afterwards?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I like to rub them and make 3 wishes

And what happens afterwards?

Depends what I’ve wished for but usually a white apparition sneaks out

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

match made in heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

match made in heaven

I like it when things do work well together

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

You ladies are hard to please

One wants heavy hanging pendulous

One cute and tight

Can't please all the ladies all the time it seems

What is a man to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If a man had Ferrero Rocher balls hanging down below, I'd never leave his crotch alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can polish wooden floors with mine

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"If a man had Ferrero Rocher balls hanging down below, I'd never leave his crotch alone

Would you want one with crunchy nodules on the outside???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice bath innit.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If a man had Ferrero Rocher balls hanging down below, I'd never leave his crotch alone

Would you want one with crunchy nodules on the outside???

You don't like Ferrero Rocher?

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By *illing2016Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"If a man had Ferrero Rocher balls hanging down below, I'd never leave his crotch alone

Looks for some gold coloured paper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can polish wooden floors with mine"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"If a man had Ferrero Rocher balls hanging down below, I'd never leave his crotch alone

Would you want one with crunchy nodules on the outside???

You don't like Ferrero Rocher?

Oh yes ... but Rocher bollocks?

Hmm .. now smeared in chocolate ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a man had Ferrero Rocher balls hanging down below, I'd never leave his crotch alone

I suppose that's one way to get the licked...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If a man had Ferrero Rocher balls hanging down below, I'd never leave his crotch alone

Looks for some gold coloured paper

Must look presentable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps you could lower your saggy bollocks into a loose vagina

Do you think that would make a perfect full sack?

Not sure, but maybe a full fanny.

I think you could be right here. Full fanny is a happy fanny. Right?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can polish wooden floors with mine

I even have it on my profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If a man had Ferrero Rocher balls hanging down below, I'd never leave his crotch alone

Would you want one with crunchy nodules on the outside???

You don't like Ferrero Rocher?

Oh yes ... but Rocher bollocks?

Hmm .. now smeared in chocolate ....

Gotta get the lady interested, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can polish wooden floors with mine

I even have it on my profile

I salute you

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"If a man had Ferrero Rocher balls hanging down below, I'd never leave his crotch alone

Would you want one with crunchy nodules on the outside???

You don't like Ferrero Rocher?

Oh yes ... but Rocher bollocks?

Hmm .. now smeared in chocolate ....

Gotta get the lady interested, right?

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps you could lower your saggy bollocks into a loose vagina

Someone asked me the other day if he could put his saggy balls in my vagina ....

Does that mean I look like I've got a loose vaj

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If a man had Ferrero Rocher balls hanging down below, I'd never leave his crotch alone

I suppose that's one way to get the licked...

Would you refuse such offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps you could lower your saggy bollocks into a loose vagina

Someone asked me the other day if he could put his saggy balls in my vagina ....

Does that mean I look like I've got a loose vaj

Speleologists will tell you they can’t judge the size of a cave from its opening

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

All this heavy load weighing me down

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Perhaps you could lower your saggy bollocks into a loose vagina

Someone asked me the other day if he could put his saggy balls in my vagina ....

Does that mean I look like I've got a loose vaj

Speleologists will tell you they can’t judge the size of a cave from its opening

Also the size of the organ is dictated by the size of the cathedral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a man had Ferrero Rocher balls hanging down below, I'd never leave his crotch alone

I suppose that's one way to get the licked...

Would you refuse such offer?

No refusal from me..

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Are we just quoting insults from

Southerners in British hooligans movies? Think your mugging me right off here.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I like a good pair of clit slappers actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a good pair of clit slappers actually

You called...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like a good pair of clit slappers actually

You called...

Match made in heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They tend to sag with age, a bit like saggy breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

I thought that was your reason for posting

Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??

Or how long he’s had to wait to use them...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They tend to sag with age, a bit like saggy breasts "

Thanks for clearing that up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They tend to sag with age, a bit like saggy breasts "

I have to say this is not true of everyone...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I came back looking for some nice hangers, alas nothing to see here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came back looking for some nice hangers, alas nothing to see here "

You need to look closer I think...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I like a good pair of clit slappers actually

You called...

Hello you bearded beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a good pair of clit slappers actually

You called...

Hello you bearded beauty

Hello there... :

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"You ladies are hard to please

One wants heavy hanging pendulous

One cute and tight

Can't please all the ladies all the time it seems

What is a man to do

Isn’t it obvious?

You clearly need one heavy, hanging testicle - and a cute tight one for me!

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By *ingerpopMan
over a year ago

grimsby

"I came back looking for some nice hangers, alas nothing to see here "
heres some for you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

They might get stuck inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You called?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

They might get stuck inside

Talking from experience?

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

I can't help it & i'm very sensitive about them thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't help it & i'm very sensitive about them thank you

You can't help them being saggy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are on my chest

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I can't help it & i'm very sensitive about them thank you

You can't help them being saggy?

No. They are what they are lol. And they're sensitive too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't help it & i'm very sensitive about them thank you

You can't help them being saggy?

No. They are what they are lol. And they're sensitive too

Oh so sorry to read that

but I'm sure you're managing them just fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine are on my chest

Can we see?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You called?"

I have.

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I can't help it & i'm very sensitive about them thank you

You can't help them being saggy?

No. They are what they are lol. And they're sensitive too

Oh so sorry to read that

but I'm sure you're managing them just fine

Yeah but like all men, i like to have a backroom staff to help me handle them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't help it & i'm very sensitive about them thank you

You can't help them being saggy?

No. They are what they are lol. And they're sensitive too

Oh so sorry to read that

but I'm sure you're managing them just fine

Yeah but like all men, i like to have a backroom staff to help me handle them

Backroom staff? Are you a monarch?

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I can't help it & i'm very sensitive about them thank you

You can't help them being saggy?

No. They are what they are lol. And they're sensitive too

Oh so sorry to read that

but I'm sure you're managing them just fine

Yeah but like all men, i like to have a backroom staff to help me handle them

Backroom staff? Are you a monarch?

In my own mind lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't help it & i'm very sensitive about them thank you

You can't help them being saggy?

No. They are what they are lol. And they're sensitive too

Oh so sorry to read that

but I'm sure you're managing them just fine

Yeah but like all men, i like to have a backroom staff to help me handle them

Backroom staff? Are you a monarch?

In my own mind lol"

all you gotta do is to adjust your fab profile slightly and I'm sure your saggy bollocks will be well looked after

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I can't help it & i'm very sensitive about them thank you

You can't help them being saggy?

No. They are what they are lol. And they're sensitive too

Oh so sorry to read that

but I'm sure you're managing them just fine

Yeah but like all men, i like to have a backroom staff to help me handle them

Backroom staff? Are you a monarch?

In my own mind lol

all you gotta do is to adjust your fab profile slightly and I'm sure your saggy bollocks will be well looked after

Any advice gratefully received? Pm me if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a good pair of clit slappers actually

Yeah thats a nice feeling my balls slapping during doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are on my chest

Can we see?"

Shower pic made public

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rolex, just ask for someone who can handle sensitive swollen sacks of fury

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

JessicaXY they're not furious, they're raging. Imagine a saucepan on constant verge of boiling over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine are on my chest

Can we see?

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I see no bollocks on chest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JessicaXY they're not furious, they're raging. Imagine a saucepan on constant verge of boiling over

Not sure I want to imagine it

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

And you were such fun too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are on my chest

Can we see?

Shower pic made public

I see no bollocks on chest

They're saggy and roughly the same size as man balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thankful in my gym spa all bollocks I see are well tucked away. Saggy or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!

Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on!

Shall we find out if there are any such men on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We've got a volunteer? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've got a volunteer? Lol"

I'll do it for Fab in the interest of research ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a fan of big dangly balls! I like cute little tidy ones - preferably shaved - in my mouth before I lick the length of the shaft from base to tip!

Oh if only there were some chaps with small, tidy balls out there I can practice on!

I guess your pm's just blew up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We've got a volunteer? Lol

I'll do it for Fab in the interest of research ..."

greatly appreciated

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

Saggy Bollocks?

Sounds like the latest single by Madness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are not saggy at the moment, but blue

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Saggy Bollocks. A small hamlet south of Nether Wallop. From the Anglo Saxon 'Saghir Bullix'. Those with saghir bullix were sent to the healer in a town just to the north where their bollocks would be thrashed with a mallet to make them contract or at least swell up to a size that would make them look full and round again. And that's how Nether Wallop got it's name.

And if you believe that you'll believe any old bollocks, saggy or otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Amen

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Old Mother Shepton set up a similar clinic for Anglo Saxon warriors too!!! The Chieftans had noticed that, in battle, the shield wall was being breeched where the warriors had saghir bollix. This was because they would drop their shields to prevent the enemy kicking them in the bollix at which point they woyld be smitten a smote with an axe to the barnet. Therefore they were declared 'saghir bollix' and sent for treatment at Nether Wallop or Shepton Mallet. The Celts got wind of this and thought 'bollix to that for a game of soldiers' and it was around this time that they, specifically the Scots, invented the 'jokke strappe'. True story.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Old Mother Shepton set up a similar clinic for Anglo Saxon warriors too!!! The Chieftans had noticed that, in battle, the shield wall was being breeched where the warriors had saghir bollix. This was because they would drop their shields to prevent the enemy kicking them in the bollix at which point they woyld be smitten a smote with an axe to the barnet. Therefore they were declared 'saghir bollix' and sent for treatment at Nether Wallop or Shepton Mallet. The Celts got wind of this and thought 'bollix to that for a game of soldiers' and it was around this time that they, specifically the Scots, invented the 'jokke strappe'. True story.

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thought it was old mother shipton lol

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

I thought that was your reason for posting

Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??

I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?

I don't have kids .... My balls are pretty tight ... So you could be right

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over a year ago

"I just thought saggy bollocks might go well with loose vaginas.. on fab

I thought that was your reason for posting

Do you think they have something to do with the amount of kids a man has given birth to??

I dunno.. Shall we ask a man?

I don't have kids .... My balls are pretty tight ... So you could be right

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nope.... Mine hang and haven't had kids yet.... I'll send a pic if you ask on a pm .... If anyone is brave enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are lovely and saggy after a hot bath!

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