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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a Cavalier, she doesn't have an aggressive bone in her body and is generally quite quiet. She does, however like to bark at elephants on the telly and a whole host of other animals on there too...including Minions for some reason. Weird.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Has no nose;

How does he / she smell?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a 13 year old West Highland Terrier rescue dog and she is Racist . She was 3 when we got her and don't know if she has ever been mistreat by a Black/Coloured person in the past but she goes mental. Snarling and Barking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a cat that thinks it’s a dog. Throw a toy and it brings it back drops it by our feet

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ma last Border Collie (I raised 3 generations) was not only a Houdini, but also a kleptomaniac. I used to live in a village and took him everywhere off lead. The back door was open 24/7 so he could run up the back garden and bark at the cows in the field behind ma bungalow. First of all he kept jumping over the fence, so I spent a weekend making that higher, then he started to dig under it, another weekend was spent putting slabs round the bottom of it.

When he had escaped he used to bring home all manner of shit from other people's gardens. A pair if kiddies trousers, a bicycle pump, a jar of fishing bait, assorted balls & toys, and a Garden Gnome amongst other things. I usually sussed out where they had come from and made him return them, he usually got a bit of fuss and a reward from the owner for returning the item. I never did find out where the Gnome came from though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ma last Border Collie (I raised 3 generations) was not only a Houdini, but also a kleptomaniac. I used to live in a village and took him everywhere off lead. The back door was open 24/7 so he could run up the back garden and bark at the cows in the field behind ma bungalow. First of all he kept jumping over the fence, so I spent a weekend making that higher, then he started to dig under it, another weekend was spent putting slabs round the bottom of it.

When he had escaped he used to bring home all manner of shit from other people's gardens. A pair if kiddies trousers, a bicycle pump, a jar of fishing bait, assorted balls & toys, and a Garden Gnome amongst other things. I usually sussed out where they had come from and made him return them, he usually got a bit of fuss and a reward from the owner for returning the item. I never did find out where the Gnome came from though "

I'm at the bus stop and a bit of giggle wee nearly fell out my fanj

P

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Has no nose;

How does he / she smell?..."

Awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a sausage dog. Hes fine with anyone unless theyre dark skinned. Its awkward if your on a walk and a dark skinned child comes near he goes mad. Only thing i can put it down to is the tone difference between skin/teeth/eyes i put a balaclava on and he went mental at me. Oh it hates coffee smell too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ma last Border Collie (I raised 3 generations) was not only a Houdini, but also a kleptomaniac. I used to live in a village and took him everywhere off lead. The back door was open 24/7 so he could run up the back garden and bark at the cows in the field behind ma bungalow. First of all he kept jumping over the fence, so I spent a weekend making that higher, then he started to dig under it, another weekend was spent putting slabs round the bottom of it.

When he had escaped he used to bring home all manner of shit from other people's gardens. A pair if kiddies trousers, a bicycle pump, a jar of fishing bait, assorted balls & toys, and a Garden Gnome amongst other things. I usually sussed out where they had come from and made him return them, he usually got a bit of fuss and a reward from the owner for returning the item. I never did find out where the Gnome came from though "

Haha, an excellent tail.

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By *illing2016Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"Ma last Border Collie (I raised 3 generations) was not only a Houdini, but also a kleptomaniac. I used to live in a village and took him everywhere off lead. The back door was open 24/7 so he could run up the back garden and bark at the cows in the field behind ma bungalow. First of all he kept jumping over the fence, so I spent a weekend making that higher, then he started to dig under it, another weekend was spent putting slabs round the bottom of it.

When he had escaped he used to bring home all manner of shit from other people's gardens. A pair if kiddies trousers, a bicycle pump, a jar of fishing bait, assorted balls & toys, and a Garden Gnome amongst other things. I usually sussed out where they had come from and made him return them, he usually got a bit of fuss and a reward from the owner for returning the item. I never did find out where the Gnome came from though "

Who is likely to own up to having a Garden Gnome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ma last Border Collie (I raised 3 generations) was not only a Houdini, but also a kleptomaniac. I used to live in a village and took him everywhere off lead. The back door was open 24/7 so he could run up the back garden and bark at the cows in the field behind ma bungalow. First of all he kept jumping over the fence, so I spent a weekend making that higher, then he started to dig under it, another weekend was spent putting slabs round the bottom of it.

When he had escaped he used to bring home all manner of shit from other people's gardens. A pair if kiddies trousers, a bicycle pump, a jar of fishing bait, assorted balls & toys, and a Garden Gnome amongst other things. I usually sussed out where they had come from and made him return them, he usually got a bit of fuss and a reward from the owner for returning the item. I never did find out where the Gnome came from though

Who is likely to own up to having a Garden Gnome?"

That would be Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ma last Border Collie (I raised 3 generations) was not only a Houdini, but also a kleptomaniac. I used to live in a village and took him everywhere off lead. The back door was open 24/7 so he could run up the back garden and bark at the cows in the field behind ma bungalow. First of all he kept jumping over the fence, so I spent a weekend making that higher, then he started to dig under it, another weekend was spent putting slabs round the bottom of it.

When he had escaped he used to bring home all manner of shit from other people's gardens. A pair if kiddies trousers, a bicycle pump, a jar of fishing bait, assorted balls & toys, and a Garden Gnome amongst other things. I usually sussed out where they had come from and made him return them, he usually got a bit of fuss and a reward from the owner for returning the item. I never did find out where the Gnome came from though "

I think the gnome might be mine as mines gone missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat hated kids.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

My eldest dog currently hanging on by a thread.

Major infection and had 3 biopsies taken on Tuesday, waiting on results.

But give him his due... for a 13 yo... he's a fighter... infection seems to be abating.

Not much of a tale I'm afraid ... just sharing concerns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My eldest dog currently hanging on by a thread.

Major infection and had 3 biopsies taken on Tuesday, waiting on results.

But give him his due... for a 13 yo... he's a fighter... infection seems to be abating.

Not much of a tale I'm afraid ... just sharing concerns "
sending you the best wishes and hope everything goes well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My eldest dog currently hanging on by a thread.

Major infection and had 3 biopsies taken on Tuesday, waiting on results.

But give him his due... for a 13 yo... he's a fighter... infection seems to be abating.

Not much of a tale I'm afraid ... just sharing concerns "

Awww a big hug from me.xx

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Ma last Border Collie (I raised 3 generations) was not only a Houdini, but also a kleptomaniac. I used to live in a village and took him everywhere off lead. The back door was open 24/7 so he could run up the back garden and bark at the cows in the field behind ma bungalow. First of all he kept jumping over the fence, so I spent a weekend making that higher, then he started to dig under it, another weekend was spent putting slabs round the bottom of it.

When he had escaped he used to bring home all manner of shit from other people's gardens. A pair if kiddies trousers, a bicycle pump, a jar of fishing bait, assorted balls & toys, and a Garden Gnome amongst other things. I usually sussed out where they had come from and made him return them, he usually got a bit of fuss and a reward from the owner for returning the item. I never did find out where the Gnome came from though

Who is likely to own up to having a Garden Gnome?"

Eeerrrmmm...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"My eldest dog currently hanging on by a thread.

Major infection and had 3 biopsies taken on Tuesday, waiting on results.

But give him his due... for a 13 yo... he's a fighter... infection seems to be abating.

Not much of a tale I'm afraid ... just sharing concerns

Awww a big hug from me.xx"

Ta xx

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"My eldest dog currently hanging on by a thread.

Major infection and had 3 biopsies taken on Tuesday, waiting on results.

But give him his due... for a 13 yo... he's a fighter... infection seems to be abating.

Not much of a tale I'm afraid ... just sharing concerns sending you the best wishes and hope everything goes well "

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ma last Border Collie (I raised 3 generations) was not only a Houdini, but also a kleptomaniac. I used to live in a village and took him everywhere off lead. The back door was open 24/7 so he could run up the back garden and bark at the cows in the field behind ma bungalow. First of all he kept jumping over the fence, so I spent a weekend making that higher, then he started to dig under it, another weekend was spent putting slabs round the bottom of it.

When he had escaped he used to bring home all manner of shit from other people's gardens. A pair if kiddies trousers, a bicycle pump, a jar of fishing bait, assorted balls & toys, and a Garden Gnome amongst other things. I usually sussed out where they had come from and made him return them, he usually got a bit of fuss and a reward from the owner for returning the item. I never did find out where the Gnome came from though

Who is likely to own up to having a Garden Gnome?

Eeerrrmmm... "

I’ve got one

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

We had a rescue dog who would make a shrine of dirty washing in the lounge bay window and sit on top if it waiting for you to come home.

God knows what the neighbours thought of the random pile of tshirts and knickers on display.

Daft dog. I miss her.

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